>you're with the upper brass of the DiMeo Crime Family>they're telling jokes>they ask you to tell a jokeWhat are you telling them?
So these two gay guys are fucking each other while they wait for a pizza to arrive.The doorbell rings and one of them goes to get it, but he says to the other "Don't cum until I get back!"He goes to get the pizza, pays for it and brings it back to the bedroom when he sees there's cum on the floor, all over the walls, it's everywhere.He says "Oh! What the fuck! I told you not to cum!"The other guy says "I didn't! I farted!"
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>>223183961ok guys listen to this joke:DiMeo Crime Family
>>223183961I'll have a coke, then
Your mother, your sister and your aunt walked into a bar. Your mother and aunt start sucking every guys cock one after the other. Barman looks at your sister and says "aren't you gonna join in?" your sister said "they already sucked my cock on the way here"
Holy cow, look at all those fuckin’ Indians
>>223183995kek
I dress in leather and go to gay bars then suck security man’s cock in car.
>>223184014OHHHH!
>>223183961how was copper wire invented?>two jews fighting over a penny
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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted.
>>223183961>DiMeo Crime FamilyThat's what they're called?I thought they were called the Sopranos?
>>223183961>mmm boy >are these guys fat >and Paulies gay >and Chris is a junkie >and Silvio's impersonations suck this one hurt NGL
>>223184148Tony soprano runs the family. He did create the family.
>so two stupid wops walk into a bar>one say bapittidy boopy>the other says bippity bappa!
Safest route is a (non Italian) race joke
>>223184221Well obviously... These whities don't speak Italian.
Uhhhhhhh why'd the mulligan cross the street?He saw a crack rock
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