No wonder the brownoids on /tv/ love this show so much. It’s an anti white humiliation ritual.
What’s humiliating in having gay sex?
>>223184197Faggots are pathetic and their existence is wrong.
>>223184163If he's doing the plowing how is that humiliating?
>>223184218that's for the cliffhanger. he's going all-in with three rough men, but they don't specify if he's a top or bottom. At the very end they show an ass shot and there appears to be a red hanky in his right rear pocket ... but it is blurred.Stay tuned for next season's opener!
>>223184218Based and Greco-Roman pilled. If so called fascists and romanboos are true to their faith, then they should be gay tops too, as is tradition.
>>223184163Why don't you discuss it on twitter?
chuds and woke people coming together to ignore the context of the scene
>>223184197Cope and seethe, sodomite.
This episode was so good. The action and reveals were on point.
>>223184197Everything lol it’s fucking DISGUSTING you fag
This is the kind of show people only watch to complain about. I can't imagine there's a lot of genuine enjoyment going on
>>223184197GODHATESFAGS
>>223184300Having manshit on your cock is beta as fuck and should result in spontaneous combustion.
>>223184197Blue is the warmest color says otherwise.
>>223184601Anon we're 5 hours into this show. Nobody normal watches something they don't like for 5 hours straight.
>>223184163This is grifting, obviously, but for anyone genuinely curious: Hal Jordan had to convince some aliens that a specific human male was the Manhunter they're looking for. When the aliens say the manhunter often gains trust by seduction as their MO, Hal says "uh, yeah, we totally got into it." Aliens say "really? You always come off as a straight dude" and Hal just says he'll bang anything because he has to commit to the deception.
>>223184163>Shit, spider man made 2 billion in two weeks, what do we do?>I know, let's make green lantern gay
>>223184163I mean, it's in the same sequence where he's trying to convince the suicide bombers that the shapeshifting alien they're after is a whole other guy, and the suicide bomber points out the alien assimilates by sex so he was forced to improvise. Hal is consistently a very duplicitous asshole throughout the show, which is annoyingly out-of-character, but that's a whole separate issue.
>>223185192Anon do you actually think they shot this episode last week or are you simply pretending to be retarded?
>>223184163Im more hung up on how weak Hal is in this iteration. In the comics he can go toe-to-toe with Superman, and can also outclassed basically the entire corps. combined. In last night's episode he>blocks projectiles like maybe 5 times>shoots down some satellites>creates handcuffs>creates a tornado>generates like 3 concussion blastsThen his ring is out of power and needs recharged? Wasn't this guy bragging about liberating entire planets a couple episodes ago?
>>223185245Same as Superman is as strong as the plot demands, Green Lantern rings run out of charge at the most dramatic moment. You can see Guy Gardner destroying an entire army as an afterthought in the Superman movie, he doesn't give a shit about ring charge.
>>223185208>which is annoyingly out-of-characterThe Tom King's Special.
>miggers are so desperate for culture war dopamine they're going after gags nowjust get a new hobby bro. collect stamps or something.
>>223184163Why are you shit stirring? Do you jerk off to (YOU)'s?
>>223184579How did you find any of this show goodYes I have been watching, unfortunately. The plot makes zero sense for me to care about "reveals" and they have no budget for any action.>>223184768Welcome to >>>/tv/
>>223185345The entire fucking show is obnoxiously Tom King. The fact the protagonists are two regret-filled military vets dealing with the consequences of revenge-driven suicide bombers is the most Tom King bullshit around and it pisses me off. King has to be choking down Gunn's cock and balls both or something to be having this much influence on the DCU. If we got Johns or something instead it wouldn't suck so much but no, we get captain fucking glownigger on every project.
>>223184215Gays rule over you sweetie, you just don't know it yet
>>223185245He didn't even make the handcuffs, he stole them from the cop because his ring battery was low. My question is where does it keep burning out because it's not like he's using it for more than fucking bottle openers.
>>223184197being gay is the most evil thing a human can do.
>>223184163the green and yellow rings were always a metaphor for the hanky code chud
>>223185479Yeah, it feels like the drill from last episode was single-handedly more taxing than everything Hal does in this episode combined. I guess the giant force fields over the buildings are supposed to be whats taxing it?
>>223186048The forcefield blocking the orbital lasers makes sense but they don't really make an effort to connect the two facts well. The last time he needed a recharge, it was because he'd been dicking around for God knows how long while leaving his power battery in a completely different part of the country.He also never bothered with that extra charge trick he showed to John where you just press it against a flat surface.
>>223184163Green crust status?
>>223186143I always preferred the old method of "the ring charge is unlimited but you have to place it against the lantern every 24 hours and recite the oath or it stops working." But I guess the charge can be used to add tension.
>>223184197What isn't?
>the guy who keeps replying to the gay sex post, DESPERATE for repliesLmao
>>223184622You worship a jew
>>223184163>Queer theoryThey call this "queering", or seeing a series "through a queer lens". They never state their actual thesis, which is that "heteronormality" is a conspiracy theory thrusted upon us by elites. Humans are gender and sexuality ambiguous and there's no innate drives or impulses. Humans apparently are the only species on earth like this. How do they know this? A bunch of angry lesbians with axes to grind read Foucault and Nietzsche, and figured it out. Now the rest of society needs to conform these academic theories which have never been tested. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queer_theory
>>223184163>anti white humiliation ritualMore poltroon buzzwords and crying HAHAHAHAHA. What a bunch of pussies
>>223184215>>223184576>>223184593>>223184622>>223185533it ain't matter if you gay or straight nigga you ain't never finna get yo virgin ass laid, lmao
>>223184163this is just low effort bait, right?even the most autistic chuddie could see he was working his way out of a lie.no way they're that retarded. or is this esls and thirdies stirring the culture war pot.
>>223184163
>>223184197If you're straight it is, fag. Imagine if you were forced to be normal?
>>223184364>nooo don't shit on the racist slop that I love Get fucked, cunt.
>>223184215Stop hating yourself
>>223186815>way they're that retardedrightoids genuinely ARE that retarded
>>223186846This was kind of funny, even if sorely out of place
>>223186815Typical disingenuous leftist horseshit. Let's just ignore and glaze over the show being openly racist toward white people and sexist toward men.>nooo that doesn't count cause I say so!All racism and sexism is as bad any kind, because it generates hate, division and misunderstanding. You're only furthering all of those, but you don't care cause "other side bad! Must win culture war!"
>>223184163Was this a humiliation ritual as well, Jon?
>>223187095
>>223187047>PLEASE care for the racists' feelings!No.
>having gay sex>anti-whitePick one
>>223184163Whites created a fuckload of everything. Blacks didn't create shit. Blacks want everything Whites have while wanting Whites punished for having created so much without including Blacks, and merchants are more than happy to help them out with it. That's all there is to it.
>>223187177Some would say that the racists are the people who are total cultural/economic/social aprasites living off of all they can take from another race while justifying it by saying that the problem is the other race.
>>223187177Dude stop samefagging. We get it, you're fucking faggot. Jesus lol, go cry somewhere else instead of watching every comment like some spastic retard waiting to be offened everytime you refresh the pageYou're pathetic dog
>>223184546oh, I'm sorryHal's not gay, he's just a massive retard and has to be shown as incompetent at every turn
>>223184929>>223185208These
>>223187177>>223187271You are the racist, faggot. Thank you for proving my point and bumping a thread that makes the propaganda of this show even more obvious.
>>223184163I'm white and I am watching the animated series instead and I love aya so much you have no idea
>>223187306>noooooo! Don't make fun of le heckin tightey whiteys!!! This is literal genocide!!! ReeeeCry moar fag
>>223187285>it's totally okay to push forced homosexuality of straight characters if it's done under the context of a contrived plot point and bad writing Are you okay with conversion of homosexuals if it's done to prevent an invasion? Fucking hypocrite.
>>223187320You cant be a cum sucking faggot such as yourself then act like we are for wanting normal casting a straight men. Just go out in your buttplug adjust your glasses fix your greasy shitty dirty blond hair and go back to discord faggot
>>223187322>there is little career accountabilitytl;dr for anyone who doesn't want to read all thisand by 'little' they mean 'effectively none'
>>223187308The guy who loves aya was red/blueYou are an imposter, sir
>>223184163Wasn't he actually just saying that to fool the Greek alien?
>>223187348I'm okay with characters lying when it's clearly shown they're lying. It's not like they had a scene of him sucking off the manhunter or something
>>223187308you're into dolls?
>I'll just keep being a racist hypocrite until I get banned Enjoy, fag. No more >Yous
>>223184197Nothing, as long as it's pitching instead of catching.
>>223184163Why are there so many derailers in this thread
>>223187047>All racism and sexism is as bad any kind, because it generates hate, division and misunderstanding.Oh no no no no... just being different is enough to do that. Humans are tribal beings and will rip apart entire cultures, empires and religions over the most superficial things imaginable. History has shown us this over and over again.If your goal is coexistence then you have to utterly crush people's spirit to the point where they don't care at about anything, which is what this show accomplishes so you should be happy about any humiliation ritual you see. Society must be one big humiliation ritual now that we're multicultural and multiracial.
>>223187572And yet, every time there's a big ethnostate, everyone else joins to stop it.Apartheid failed, Nazi Germany failed. And the Israeli prject in Palestine will fail as well.
>>223188009>And the Israeli prject in Palestine will fail as well.
>>223188009Is that what happened when Russia took over north east asia?
does the black guy really get to fuck every hole while the white guy does get nothing?
>>223184197>What’s humiliating in having gay sex?
>>223184163Why is the Green Lantern talking about fucking in the first place?
>>223188139We don't know.Even the shills won't watch this trash enough to post screenshots of our green buck being green broken. There's a veritable goldmine of shitposting material but it's too awful to get to.
>>223184197>He made you... suck?
>>223188242This, gl should be turbo virginsI mean have you seen those dorks?
He clearly lied when asked a question he did not antipicate. But of course the "always miserable, everything sucks, i'm the real real victim crowd" took it out of context, to their usual grift.
>>223184652Having girlshit on your cock is fun thougheverbeit. Once I had this ex that said she didnt want to do anal when I asked her. She usually loved it so I asked why. She blushed and said "cause I gotta go poo". I told her I didn't care and shit fucked her ass, when I pulled out my dick was caked in her shit. Hardest I've ever came in my life
>>223188402Would.
Yes chuds homosexual people exist and no it isn't a Jewish, third world plot
>>223188457it's a choice. nothing else
>>223188457Smallest minority of the population BTW you'd say this about pedophiles you have no moral grounding you sir are a fish(faggot)
>>223184197can't tell if genius bait or brainwashed redditor. i hate that this is the case in 2026
>>223188480>Smallest minority of the population BTWGreen eyed redheads
>>223188106>took overThere was nothing there to begin with
>>223184163But nobody is humiliated here?
>>223188445
>>223188048How much can they last once the US stops sending money?
>>223184197you know that shit is a normal thing in gay sex right? fags deal with it fuck each others asses and get shit and blood on their dick, not to mention the power dynamics and that actor looks like a bitch 100%
>>223188645The US and israel are the same entity; it's not going to stop sending money to itself. Israel can last forever as long as it continues to have no competitor of equal or greater power that is willing and able to challenge it.
>>223188746>get shit and blood on their dickAlso worms. There number of fags and trannies with worms in their bowels is exponentially increasing.
how do you guys know so much about faggoty?oh.
>>223187348Yes, it's okay for characters to lie in order to trick terrorists
>>223188402>Never realize he wasn't the only one chosenOne of Hal's defining struggles in his early career is realizing he was chosen at complete random because he and Guy Gardner were the same distance away from the ring and it flipped a coin.
>>223188801>The US and israel are the same entityKek
>>223188402>i don't wanna say stole>he wasn't the only person originally chosen for the ringWhat?>hal, the person who literally changed the outcome of their lives>what would they sayWHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ARE YOU NUTS>they understand the real win is on the other side of it>hold on a second because it's going to be taken off his dead bodyAnd she's laughing and it's funny because it's so true, and so righteous and the Stewarts did everything right. The psychotic parents who tortured their kid were in the right. Losing out to Hal because they were scared, was his fault, and he deserves death.All the people coping that the show was somehow trying to be "complex" can get fucked. The Stewarts are right because they have the right skin colour and that's as deep as this is.
>>223188933What's so funny?
>>223184197Being gay? Imagine being a faget in 2026.
>>223188928Recycled meme by unfunny people trying to convince me butch lesbian felatio is sexy
>>223184163I think he inky said that to get to the alien hunter
>>223184163Do you think he can make a green lantern condom? Or what happens if he makes green lantern sperm and it fertilised the egg would the baby be half human half construct?
>>223184622Why did he make you?
>>223184163How is homosexuality anti-white? The ancient Greeks invented it, you know?
>>223188219He hasn't seen ella hollywood.
>>223188287>>223188333Im sorry but have you?!They are jacked in every iteration.
>>223189221That is a girl, right?! What's her name?
>>223189003That idea.
>>223189310You're a gay
>>223188968But the show proves that wrong by making John reject the ring.
>>223189380:0
>>223188615Does it not count as an ethno-state if you are expanding into territory with nobody there? Like as an example the Sinai desert
>>223186780Have you ever thought about stopping being brown?
>>223189391It doesn't count if no other ethnicities want to live in that shithole place.
>>223189391It's crazy seeing the sea of galilee next to the golan heights.It's like seeing Trump Tower next to the pyramids
>>223189031recycle this, bitch
>>223189310That's goresigil. He is a man and you can see his bare asshole and microbenis if you look him up.
>>223189516lmao, where did you get that meme? Can I have it?
>>223188402>derailed John's careerYeah, by swooping in before John could put a bullet in the guy's head, killing him and ending his life forever, murdering him essentially, and taking him to jail instead like a hero's supposed to do. Sometimes I've found myself interested in the character dynamics surrounding John, that as a character he's actually compellingly real and flawed in the petty self-serving ways real people are flawed. But then I keep being reminded that that's entirely by accident, the writers think he's stainless and perfect, another example of #BlackExcellence taking what he deserves from whitey.
>>223189582it's yours, friend :)
>>223188480Take your meds before posting, this was gibberish
OP is a kike and Europe has the most homos in the world.
>>223184768Most people are so addicted to needing constant stimulation now they keep watching shit they hate just because it's new and they convince themselves it will get better
>>223184197Caesar did it, so yknow it's just not manly
Its sad, I still like the show and happy that something green lantern related exists. But there is just so much character and lore assassination involved that made it happen
>>223190351I almost did this with the new aliens show tell she started speaking a lil Chinese to the xenos
>>223184197Sodomy is an act of violence.
https://youtu.be/lEy1X80ccVM
>>223184197First post best post. Total faggot death by the way
Yes just acting, incel. He's not really gay.
>>223184163It’s the final test of a green lantern candidate’s willpower. He has to will his cock hard and cum a huge load into a twink’s ass
>N word steals ring off white man
>>223184163I’m surprised Red Letter Media isn’t promoting this show. This seems right up Mike’s alley.
>>223184197FPBP I kneel
>>223191648dem rangs bro
sheeeeet dat ring is mine now
>>223184163>anti white humiliation ritualAwww are you feeling genocided, sweatie? there, there!
>>223184163He was lying you idiots. Stop watching shows on fast forward while scrolling tiktok.
>>223184163i think it's funny that the guy clearly didn't understand hal was misleading the guy >>223185208>which is annoyingly out-of-characteranon it's tom king and damon lindelof, the two only do ooc for shit like this, you have to treat it as its own separate take on the green lantern mythosthis is how people were able to headcanon into thinking watchmen was actually good, they understood damon lindelof is a shithead who can't live up to the greats and can only destroy>>223185479the ring has a battery life of 24 hours. it's a stupid idea but it's been set in stone since the fucking 1950s when hal jordan first debuted>>223187038not out of place in the slightest bit, john stewart has always been proud of being black
>>223191925>not out of place in the slightest bit,It's out of place because he was fucking bacon at that moment, it was an unnecessary Marvel-tier quip
>>223184163>Jon del ArrozICE will deport him soon
chuderinos displaying a complete absence of media literacy as usualits beautiful, keep feeding me with those incel tears
>>223184197As a certified homo man I hate to be the one to pull your pants down in front of the rest of the class, but humiliation is a big part of gay sex.
>>223187322>>223187363to be fair, if you're the special effects or the sound guy and you do your job well, you shouldn't have to go down with the sinking ship. it's ultimately on the heels of the director, the editor and the producer to make a quality product out of the material they're given. so yeah that's why most crew members are given the benefit of the doubt.there's this one crazy russian bitch i know that's a control freak on her sets and actively changes her mind every waking minute as to who is and isn't needed, and then does like 7 takes for every goddamn shot. needless to say i have yet to see anything she's made and i've only heard horror stories from people on her other sets. yeah, i wouldn't want to be a part of that sinking ship either, i just note that i did my part to the best of my abilities and moved on.
>>223187322>words words wordsso this is the power of chud memes
>>223184163niggard lantern didn't want to wake up with white skinofay lantern is the typical white boomer who believes only in hedonismthis show is based as fuck, poopjeeta thought hiding in a poopjeeta would protect her but got clipped by a schniggerthis tv show is a perfect representation of today's world amorality and immorality, no heroes, no bravery, just in the moment gotta get mine do whatever it takes will to powerbravo pedo gunn, bravo
>>223184163He was lying retards
>>223184314This is cope, his pants are shown fully zipped at a different angle 5 seconds later
>>223184929>muh context You realize the scene didn't spontaneously happen in real life right? That it wasn't the end result of a series of organic decisions made by autonomous individuals responding to their situation? Writers sat down and decided that what the green lantern series really needs is a scene where Hal Jordan says some gay shit. It didn't happen by accident. Nothing that you see an actor say or do in screen happens by accident.So no, "there's context" doesn't somehow make the awkward gay dialogue any less awkward and gay.
>>223184314nice camel toe
>>223192032>niggard lantern didn't want to wake up with white skinwow this truly is genocide>>223192085incels desperately denying their evident lack of media literacy
>>223191956>It's out of place because he was fucking bacon at that momentthat's exactly why it's in place you fucking retard, she was literally going to repair his skin and basically said it could go however he wanted, which is why he wanted to be as he was
>This show genocided me and all other white people so hard.. it claimed that racism against blacks exists, even though that is a complete nigger lie!!literally every chud post about this show
>>223192085If the same scene was happening in a 90s or earlier film, it would be the progressives reacting like it was homophobic.
>>223192032Damn you fucking love this show. Never miss a second.
>>223184622Nowhere in the Bible does it explicitly state that.
>>223192085epic virgin crashout
>>223192246>It's now a crash out to not like Hal Jordan kissing menFaggots rule the media
>>223187572>>223187322
>>223184163It's capeshit... Nobody is still watching capeshit unless they're peak onions golem.
>>223184163If you actually watched it you'd know he was lying the entire time and this was when the bald manlet caught him
>>223192267He didn't kiss any men though. That's in your head. Remember when you cried after the first episode about how the only good character is dead now, we told you that he will be in all episodes and that you are media illiterate for not understanding that, and you screamed and cried? This is another instance of your hilarious media illiteracy.
>>223192315i'm still betting on dead hal being a decoy
>>223192273good morning saarexcellent post very good i kiss it all over absolutely btfo seething timmies just like bbc in white girl u are brahmin class u can redeem my (you) *head bobble* thank you come again
>>223192385>*head bobble*
>>223192624bodied that chudfreak
>>223192273Actual chud memes look like this actually
>>223185455>The plot makes zero senseTurns out you're just a fucking moron then lmao
>>223184929even you missed the context Hal didnt have to say all that he was being an insecure loser trying to one up john.
>>223193192I'm not saying the show is difficult to follow, there's just not a lot going on and the stuff they do have happening is either poorly developed, especially character wise, or just full of obvious plot holes imo.
>>223188402Was this fat fucking retard even in the writers room? Hal didn't just decide to drop in and grab some random fucko, the military literally asked him to do it because they thought John was dead. And the ring didn't go to Stewart because he was a fucking coward, it's not something that was owed to him, it's not a fucking inheritance, you either qualify or you don't, and Stewart didn't qualify.
>>223193285>full of obvious plot holesI'd ask you to name five but I don't actually give a fuck, I don't think you know what the hell you're talking about at all.
>>223193566Not him but I'm watching the fourth episode right now and one thing I don't quite understand is how John doesn't realize Zoe is the Manhunter.I still have 20 minutes left in it so maybe it gets answered, but it just seems kinda strange.
>>223192085It's a scene straight out of your average 00s comedy. Take the straightest guy in the show and make him pretend to be gay. American Pie 2, Sex Drive, Chuck and Larry... You sound like a snowflake.
>>223188402So, you saying we waz rangz and sheeeit?
>>223184163>a non white wants to have sex with young men Wow what a revelation
>>223184163Why does DC hate Hal so much bros?
>>223184197depends, are you the top or the bottom ?
Being gay is cringe now i dont understand why being gay became cool in the last decade
>>223184163Whites to be humiliated tho. They worship the Jew
>>223191986nope hes legal.
>humiliation ritual Like even the real Taiwanese weaving board is complaining about the racist message
>>223187269>Hal's not gay, he's just a massive retard and has to be shown as incompetent at every turnBut he's figured everything out from the alien scanners to even Zoe's identity. The show doesn't show him as incompetent at any point aside form the sniper tower incident. Which also led to him getting more information through the Hospital scene.
>>223194412kek
Who the fuck decided that Hal's signature move would be the Charlie Special? That shit has me rollin'
>>223193566Off the top of my head>Hal gets a message from himself from 10 years ago and gets to the town RIGHT when an alien attacks>The Guardians don't like Hal for... reasons and have been planning to replace him since he first got the ring>Hal doing a bunch of investigating and obeying the local law instead of blowing up the compound as soon as he gets his lantern>Zoe can survive getting blown up by a death satellite but can't survive a bullet to the head>John steals the ring from Hal for... leaving him behind and trying to save the town? He even admits that Hal probably didn't want him to get burned and die>The goofiness of the suicide bombers starting to beep before they blow upAs presented, unless there's a big twist at the end which I doubt, the plot is all over the place.
>>223194592What in the fuck I'm on episode 5 and now one of the aliens does it, why the fuck is this show obsessed with people jumping out of moving cars?
>>223184197being gay is not normal or healthy
>>223195626Probably AI. Like when those AI became obsessed with hitler or goblins.
>>223193887you're not retarded like the other nigger says, you just keep thinking too hard, watch the fifth episode and you'll understand itit's really quite simple>>223194412nobody here speaks moon runes, fucking translate it
>>223195626>>223194592you see anon, this is storytelling device called "chekhov's abandon moving car with person still inside"you are meant to notice subtle clue of moving car with person being abandon the first time so that when the tv show do it later you say "a ha, i remember this from the scene"
Damn. Lots of white fragility and rage ITT. So much for le "superior" race
>>223191925cringe faggot shill
>>223196147what am i shilling exactly? i hate tom king with a passion and i hate when damon lindelof adapts comics. the show is fun but i don't consider it to be worthy of green lantern and i'm not even that big a gl fan in the first place. only reason i'm even watching is because it has john stewart, he's my gl (grew up on the jl cartoon). of course he's nothing like the cartoon so i have to separate this take from what i normally know.
>>223186846a-at least it's capitalised, right
>>223196077>Asians having white fragility
>>223184163>>223184197i'm not against gay people enjoying gay shit in movies and tv shows, that's fine, just put a warning before the episode begins, or even better, put a tag in the description of the show "this show has lgtb+ content" so people are free to skip it if they want to, yeah
>>223196242ah that, yeah they'll get over it when they catch up to episodes 4 and 5 where once again the cranky old white man is right about everything and saves the day at the cost of his own humanity/life/etc
>>223196177>the show is funokey faggot shill.
>>223196242chongs think they're white adjacent. Of course they're going to whine about this.
>>223196431you keep using that wordi do not think it means what you think it meansplease go outside, touch grass, then hang yourself from a tree like those niggers down south have been doing lately
>mfw episode 5This felt like a fucking finale, but there are three episodes left. Are there really three episodes set in 2016 or will the true finale be set in 2026, and involve John killing Lianna?
>>223196501LMAO, brown faggot shill, yes yes bobs and vegana, good morning saar.
>>223196509Ep 7 is supposed to be Hal focused
>>223184163So after he gets burned because the Jeeta-witch wouldn't help him, he's given the opportunity to be completely healed and given new skin with the alien tech laser thingy but his bizarre, emphatic demand is that the new skin not be white!? Another instance of completely unnecessary, incongruent, forced racial commentary.This, after having a brown-bonding-moment with the person who, despite being able to take any form, insists that she chose the form of a brown pajeeta because she WANTED (supposed) hardship, and because she wanted to diversify and take down the white town or some nonsense?! They really just can't help but to jam that shit in there at every opportunity. After everything we've been told about how hard it is for darkie, when given the chance to be white, BOTH characters opt not for the (supposed) privileged option, but for the (supposed) oppressed choice. Lol. So POWERFUL!I got my hopes up after the last episode was pretty good but I suppose it's foolish to think they were done with the race bait.
>intergalactic space-faring superpowered bio-androids designed by megamind are susceptible to bulletsHuh, that was pretty anti-climactic. Would've been neater thematically and pragmatically if John had used a constructed rifle. Missed opportunity desu.
>>223184163I am guessing the ring just goes to Guy next and then John can use Green Lantern powers without the ring or Guy and him both get rings?
>>223196628>I'm a paid shill from south asia.Yes, you are, and I bet you smell like shit.
>>223196606Being unintentionally semi-racist is unironically part of Stewart's backstory developed from his lunatic parents. The show touches on this when he (John) is talking about human's relationship with each other during the interview. He hates his parents, but biologically they'll always have a place in his heart. He outgrows a lot of his faults as he matures, so in theory these themes shouldn't appear in the timeskip/present day storyline.
>>223184163Does the jeeta have superhuman strength or something? Is that how she was able to WOmanhandle the patriarchy so tuffly at the beginning of the episode in the diner?
>>223196609I thought the Manhunter gonna be at least Martian Manhunter level but 1 shot to the head and it's dead.
>>223196609Every faggot who has ever decried power-scaling should be flogged 30 times. This is the kind of lazy bullshit nonsense writing they want.
>>223196606>insists that she chose the form of a brown pajeeta because she WANTED (supposed) hardship, and because she wanted to diversify and take down the white townI'm certain this whole ridiculous dialogue was written, not because it makes any sense, but to justify/rationalize her casting.
>>223196609Well they're supposed to blend in seamlessly with the population. They've articulated a few times that Manhunters don't actually seize power by force, they wriggle their way into the existing power structure.
>>223196628I'm willing to bet they're not going to have John Stewart be a Green Lantern at all. They'll probably immediately go into the Darkstar plotline with him, since it appears they're setting up Parallax/Hal Jordan.
>>223196609>Would've been neater thematicallyI think that would have conflicted with his decision to reject the ring. He seemed to have already made up his mind by the time he took it from Hal, seeing as he didn't commandeer it the way the guardian told him to.
Is it a requirement for black writers to include woke racial commentary in every episode they write?
>>223196828I think it would've worked because previously Jordan corrects him on wanting to kill the Manhunter, proclaiming that "We're Green Lanterns, we don't kill" but also that he wants to bring it in alive for his ego and the credit.Constructing a rifle to use the Lantern's power to protect by killing, even though it purportedly goes against the oath, is a nice tie-in to that. It could also setup John questioning why the Guardians even ever considered a professional killer who never acted for any reason other than his own self-interests to be worthy, before walking out upon realizing the whole thing is a bit of a cosmic joke and that the Guardians have no idea what they're doing.
dudes? fucking faggot. A real heterosexual man prefers soft, supple femboys, usually the sons of republicans
>>223194412Good, they should. People are tired of listening to black and browns complain about raycissm and whitey. Asians are certainly not immune from black fatigue.
>>223194331>Why does DC hate HalWe all know the answer.
>>223196523>>223196655i haven't seen someone this functionally retarded in a whilekind of sad, really>>223196827john might get a ring towards the end, since he is john stewart after all.>parallaxnothing even remotely suggests they're heading towards this, even with hal's death involved.>>223196852yes
>>223184197look at all the straight faggots asshurt replies lmao
>>223196965>nothing even remotely suggests they're heading towards this, even with hal's death involved.I'm pretty sure the implication by the end of the series will be that Hal Jordan was under Parallax's influence (not necessarily full control) which lead to him acting increasingly erratic, to the point where he legitimately tried to murder Stewart.It's worth noting the series' animated title card is yellow before fading into a green hue that is still corrupted by yellow. Parallax is definitely part of this show lol.
>>223193285>and the stuff they do have happening is either poorly developedYeah, the stuff about the other space groups/characters and their particular motives and connections hasn't been done very well. Most people watching this have never even read a comic, let alone Green Lantern.
>Kerry Kane is from GothamBRAVO, DAMON
>>223191783not an argument
my life style determines my death style
>>223197026yeah absolutely nothing in the show suggests this whatsoeveri mean ffs sinestro is in galactic jail>>223197057their motives and connections were pretty well established, they're the survivors of a manhunter genocide and want revenge at any cost. you have to actually watch the show to shitpost about it.
>>223192273Neither of the posts you replied to are memes, rajesh
>>223186750>A bunch of angry lesbians with axes to grindA bunch of angry *Jewish* lesbians with axes to grind
>>223192195Valid complaint. The race angle is tired, forced and completely unnecessary. Nobody said blacks or anyone else haven't faced or even don't occasionally face racism, just that the topic itself has become both a crutch and a cudgel which is barely ever mentioned in the show's source material.
>>223197112Parallax's origins have nothing to do with Sinestro. In fact, Sinestro's original imprisonment lends itself to this being a Parallax storyline, because it's AFTER he's released from prison that he learns of the Yellow Impurity, forms the Sinestro Corps., and develops the Yellow Ring.Pic related lmao, the title card is LITERALLY the yellow impurity seeping into the green lantern ring.
I'm making my called shot that Hal stays dead, there is no reviving him or making a clone or whatever. But they're gonna have Kyle Chandler keep coming around as the 2006 Hal Jordan hologram because it lets them still have him in and do character acting without needing to do any serious action. They're seeing the buzz specifically around Chandler and Pierre's chemistry and they're not gonna lose that since it's the only thing they have.
>>223196509Episodes 6 and 8 we know are about Jordan investigating Hal's murder, and Guy is finally showing up for the 2026 sequence. He's the one who got the Ring because John turned it down and Hal's been fired.
>>223197236That's the ai comic troon, he's just fishing for yous
>>223184163Wow, I heard the show was kinda woke but I'm surprised they went as far as to make Hal have space AIDS. That's crazy.
>>223184163Who would even want a green lantern ring from the way this shows presented it?>Will traumatize you even being tested by it >Has a very cumbersome weakness with how fast it runs out of battery>The guardians are total faggots who are the last things you’d want to be under the supervision of
I can't believe Hal lynched John! Why is Hal so rayciss?
>>223197112>>223197271It's also worth noting that some people online claim the title card gets yellower as the series progresses. I personally didn't notice that, because the ring is obvious enough.The Emerald Twilight storyline is quite literally about Hal Jordan being slowly driven insane by Parallax.
>>223184163White men literally spent years banging black men and called it "buck breaking" and white men of today literally want to go back and break some bucks themselves. White men spend all day posting about black men with their mind on banging them.
>>223197271you're reading way too much into that lmao that's just lantern light in the mechanismbesides that hal currently doesn't have the ring and probably won't get it back since the guardians were desperate to get it away from him in the first place
>>223197371I don't actually think this is taking place during or before Emerald Twilight, I think it already happened. I think we're seeing a post-snap Hal who's too strong for the Guardians to stop directly so they used a Manchurian candidate to neuter him.
>>223184163>canonically got into a threesome with Huntress and Lady Blackhawk>Jordans gets turned into this
Kyle Chandler aged well
>>223197428jews spend all day making movies about how white men definitely spend all day thinking about black men, and black men applaud it because they spend all day thinking about white men. and all of this is presented as a good thing online by indians.
Please, someone fuck Gunn's wife before he writes season 2, he clearly hasn't been able to get off in years
>>223187095>>223187136based
>>223184163>against whitesThat's pretty good :3 now I'm gonna watch it.
>>223184197most gays are brown or black
>>223197435Never glows that way in the show.>>223197446I don't think it's a 1:1 adaptation by any means, after all a lot of stuff is changed or remixed for both characters, but I think Rushville's destruction is the Coast City destruction of that thematic storyline.I don't really know how they'll play it out, but if I was betting man I'd say it'll involve the ring (under Parallax's influence) returning to Jordan after Stewart's rejection. Over the next decade, Hal's mental state continues to deteriorate as he wears the ring but has no battery to recharge it and cannot bring himself to approach the Guardians. In 2026, he'll inadvertantly trigger a "Halogram" that he uploaded a decade earlier, prior to the Battle of Rushville.He'll use this Artificial Hologram to stage his death as a means to lure the Lianna to Rushville, where once again there's hail. Literally, this time. He'll use the distraction as an opportunity to come back into possession of his battery, whereupon he spends the time afforded by the mystery of his "death" constructing visages of all of the loved ones he blocked mentally in order to uphold his oath, notably his father and possibly his mother. After being found out, he'll recharge the ring before losing custody of the battery. Yada, yada, yada, the Guardians release Sinestro to bring Jordan into custody who is now on an intergalactic mission to recharge his ring permanently via the Central Battery. Jordan succeeds and becomes Parallax. Sinestro survives his encounter in this continuity and allies with Jordan.This is what I imagine the plot of S2 to be. The aforementioned pair then become the main antagonists for either Superman 3 or a Justice League film.
>>223197887>tightey whitey blaming blacks, joos and jeets for his homosexual tendenciesfuckin kek
>>223184163I don’t know why DC hates Hal so much
>>223192385>*head bobble* thank you come againactually chuckled
>>223192244Yes it does. You'd know that if you weren't an illiterate brown faggot
Hey so when does this show start being about saving people and having a heart of gold?
>>223198076>projecting niggerA chimp made the buck breaking movie, not us kek
>>223192624>>223192916oof, troonbro is samefagging his comics again
>>223198330Hey snoodbro..
>>223197272They could make him the Spectre
>>223198263Never. It's Depressioncore, right up there with Manchester by the Sea.
>>223198005welp, them bucks aint gonna break themselves
>>223197892>before he writes season 2,He's not the one writing. It's Lindelof and his coterie of social justice warrior-writers.
>>223198368I could imagine them doing this dialogue
>>223198494harrison ford IS unironically evil. the dudes crashed 3 planes and keeps flying, hes unironically going to kill someone in a light airplane crash and refuses to stop, the man is a MENACE
>>223198549What's the next step of his master plan?
>>223198309and? he's as bad as you "whites" who can't stop with your homo fantasies about blacks
>>223188457Birth defects exist yes.
>>223184197Men have large gross feet and women don't. Simple as.
>>223184163But he is lying
>>223184215Stop making fun of Orthodox Christianity
>>223192624>unprompted self report funniest shit itt
Guys, I'm going to a planet where I'll be living in a super racist society for my mission. The people will supposedly hate me and maybe even kill me if I'm not a white male... here's what I've come up with for a costume. What do you think?
>>223198687>and?nigger men are faggots>"whites"?
>>223201038>men are faggotsSo are the pasty white cucks on this site>>223201038>>"whites">?In all probability you're some illegal border hopper LARPing as white
>>223197096Based frantic fan.
>>223194183Black lagoon is awesome sauce!
>>223191631Ella hollywood?
>>223189552Thanks but I thought that was a girl.
>>223184197LMFAO
you know, I was there for episode 1 because Hal Jordan was likable, and I was there for episode 2 because John Stewart's parents were psychos and it was dramatic.Has no one pointed out how fucking boring the show has gotten for the past two or three episodes? I don't know what's happening, and I don't care, and John Stewart is boring as fuck. You can't have your whole character be being stoic but secretly pissy underneath. That's just Kylo Ren. That's not a protagonist anyone wants to root for.
He is making a literal joke you horrible incel freaks
>>223184163Hal was trying to con the jewish alien, it's on character with how much of a jaded cunt this version of the character is. If that's a problem and casting an indian woman with a square on her nose called Poorna for a seductress villain character isn't I don't know what to say>>223184197It starts with some older gay men molesting children>>223185472Luckily it will only last a single generation and everything you build will be inherited by the foreigners you brought for cheap labour and exotic sex
>>223200985I think she's feeding indian women the fantasy of being struggle-cuddled by black bucks. This woman have the weirdest nose bridge in Holywood now
>>223197428the only time white men think about black men is when they see them committing crime or doing other obnoxious shit and want them gone as far away from them as possible. Bascially the same as trannies
>>223184163I can't imagine a bigger humiliation ritual than willingly sitting through several episodes of capeshit.It isn't even the high production value flagship capeshit. You'd have to be a complete retard to give this shit the time of day in the first place.
>>223200985>make white man gay>make nigger fuck poojeeta trannylol...lmao...
>>223184163How the fuck is this blatant bait thread still up?
>>223184163>It’s an anti white humiliation ritual.The fuck I'm watching lanterns now.
>>223202015total copium.
>>223197435Can the guardians just give the ring to someone else though? If it can choose in the first place, that means it has some agency. The way the guardians have gone about this thing with John seems to me like they were intending for John to kill Hal, and then John would be the next best candidate, so the ring would choose him.
>>223203042Still going to have skin the colour of shit though aren't you
>>223184163Everyone involved is humiliated on that show. Every single character looks like a fucking retard. And Hal was clearly lying in that scene. What kind of ESL can't tell he was saying that to trick the Alien in going to the ranch?
>the manhunter is the most dangerous creature in the universe, just a single one can collapse an entire civilisation>it's literally just a womanmy eyes are opennow I see
>>223198997nigga you fuckin girls feet or something wth fr fr
I was so confused initially because I know nothing about GL except from some cultural contagion. Let me know if I get this right. So, there are these space dicks call Hal & Jordan. One is old and grisly while the other is young and pissy. White Hal wears a magic ring that black Jordan covets. Ordered by the Guardians of the Galaxy they go into White country to solve the mystery of a shooting at the local varsity football game. There, they uncover that some bengali looking man huntress has infiltrated the local militia in order to carry out some evil suicide bombing or something. I'm guessing black Jordan will get turned/hunted by the bengali looking man and later murder & steal from White Hal his precious bling? At least I hope the terror attack can be avoided by some noble act of self sacrifice and not some ex machina. Dunno, I only watched the 1st ep. while I was cleaning. Do you recommend it /tv/?
young sheriff was HOTHOT SEX
>>223204326Episode 1 and 4 are the only actually fun ones. Next episode might be okay since they're bringing in Nathan Fillion playing a character who had a mildly amusing personality. Just don't pay for it if you watch it.
>>223204957Episode 4 was pretty good
how fucking stupid are these "people"
>>223203090The thing white people find bizarre is that you actually believe this and project your cope. No one thinks about you. No one cares about you. You are completely insignificant as you have zero historical accomplishments or achievements of any note. You are a nonentity. You have to tell yourself white people plot to keep you down to cope with this fact. You never enter our thoughts in the slightest unless we have to watch you to make sure you arent stealing our shit
>>223185472You don't even rule over your own immune system no more lol
>>223184197retards successfully baited.nicely done, anon.
>>223205013>I-I don't care. M-kay?!?>he said while still continuing to reply with insane cope and sneedlol k
>>223184197>0/10 b8But just in case you're serious, if you have to ask you're a faggot. The corollary of the study in picrel is that fags don't have a properly functioning human enzymatic response to disgust stimulus. That's why they can do things like rim out dirty male assholes. Being shameless is part and parcel I guess.
