>He's smoking in the parking lot outside of his apartment building again?>Send the leopard.
Very Texan post
>Make sure he loiters in the Costco aisle with fifteen other people starring into empty space for the whole afternoon.
>He's thinking of leaving Mumbai again, have Gupreet get hit by a train to reinforce his fear of locomotives.
>Have him act like he's an integral part of the nation's core identity despite only living there for 15 months.
>He logged in for his 12 hour shift at the scam center?>Connect him to Kitboga
>>223184865>Send in the aggravated elephant
>>223184865>He's on a date?>Have his date get squashed by collapsing infastructure
That doesn't happen in india, Bangladesh or Pakistan, stop being racist motherfucker
>He got her to buy the google play cards?>Have her redeem them to her own account
>he's browsing 4chan on his break?>bump the jeet hate thread to the top of the 'log
>>223184865oh hey it's that voice actor from call of duty black ops
>Alright, now make sure he scratches the inside of his anus and picks up the DoorDash order without washing his hands.
>>223184865>He might pull off the backflip?>distract the audience with a wandering cow, then make the ledge slippery when he tries it again
>>223186368https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0cyBmtcDMkSar...
>>223187353That's obviously AI
>>223184865kek
>>223187651AI = An Indian
>>223186499>wtf that wasn't us someone else bumped it too
>>223184865>now have him transform into a ball of shit instantly
>make everyone in his town put whatever shit they can find in some hot oil and then serve it to everyone
>>223187762
>>223186499>pajeets have their own 4chan called bahratchan >they don’t wanna use it because it’s a shithole >they come to our 4chan because it’s better, ruin it with their pajeet nonsense >less people wanna use it now, claim this means they’re “vinning” If you think about it it’s a perfect metaphor for pajeets and their home countries.
>>223187896>gmod ragdoll sounds
>>223184865>release the bull
It's another Truman gets into an argument(which he loses) with Chatgpt because it won't create his images episode
>>223187896The couple that sat on a New York City subway track yesterday were also jeets. You'd think they'd start immigrating to places without trains if they're so smart.
>now have him make a documentary about how Apu should be turned into or replaced by a rich, suave and cool techbro self-insert
no idea what op is meant to be getting at, but this truman show memes have been so shit it's actually appropriate to replace harris with an indian
>>223189361They yearn for the trains.
>>223189402
>>223188509>pajeets have their own 4chan called bahratchanHad. The admin hated his userbase so much he did the digital equivalent of what anyone in control of India has thought about: Wiping it off the face of the fucking Earth.
>>223189494kek
>>223189505I’ve often wondered why China who could easily take control of India, either militarily or puppet governments is just like “it’s not worth the trouble”.
>Now make him think it's cool to take a video standing next to a train but make him too stupid to understand that trains are wider than the rails they are on
>>223189576Because the global war that would start because of eighteen different treaties (including BRICS-related shit) would result in far more losses than gains for China. Their general goal at the moment is trying to force as many powers onto their side via either colonization or subversion, and actively exploiting Indian over-population as a means to filter out who sides with them and who sabotages themselves with street-shitters.
>>223189576Because it's just not worth the trouble. The British understood this too.
>it’s another Truman uses the microwave at work episode again>everyone just passively aggressively starts opening up windows before the ensuing stench burns their nostrils
>>223189576You really want to go to war and conquer a bunch of retarded shit eaters with nukes?
>>223189637-50 000 000 izzat (-200 in American izzat)
>>223189637
Apu was a load-bearing stereotype
>>223189857kek
>>223189849I wonder if there is something to Behemot theory.
>>223189576Yes I'm sure the US would let that happen
>>223189857lmao
>>223189784I for one would like to see if their nukes actually work.
>Have her redeem the cards, despite his pleas.
>>223189879What's that.
>>223189494Something about those bug eyes remind me of a different artist. God I hope it's him making these under a pseudonym.
>>223186037>KitbogaIs he still around or, let me guess, Reddit said he was racist and ruined all the fun?
>>223189879It's a theory? I thought they upfront about it.
>Is he leering at children on a playground?>Yes, saar.>Veddy good.
>Set up the telephone pole so it's ready by the time he leans out of the train.
>>223184865That one made me chuckle OP. Well done.
>>223184865>He got a fake degree from Benchod University? Good, now have America slap a $200,000 fee on H1Bs.
>>223190092I almost felt sorry for them but you know they were all diploma mills.
>Is he standing in front of the Britisher voman's house and gawking at her through the vindow?>Yes, saar.>Good. Keep him there for another fifteen minutes.
>>223186368Maam...
>Now have the ladder he's holding touch a powerline.
>>223190092>>223190147>Modi said that by 2035, Americans will be the ones applying for visas to IndiaIndia really is just face culture, huh.
>>223189952I-is this getting bigger?
>>223190092>Sir...the companies are still hiring
>Have him do backflips until the blonde American tourist woman accepts the stuffed animal.>But saar, it's already been an hour!
>>223190221If they can actually fix their country instead of abandoning it, it’d be a model for all other brown countries who aren’t in OPEC, so i wish them luck.
>>223184865>His eyes are still blueIndians are the true Aryan master race SAAR
>>223190221>Saar, soon, Americans will be buy gift cards from us!!!!t. Modi
>>223190306I don't. Stay over there and wallow in your filth for my entertainment, India.
>>223189849>>223189637It's genuinely weird that so many of them die this way.
>>223189637Does this happen anywhere else in the world with the same frequency? Why do Indians love trains so much yet they can't understand the basics of being safe around them?
>>223190147Wtf I love DRUMPF now??
>>223190852Is it though? The average IQ in India is 76. 4 points below the threshold of "profoundly retarded" in china and japan.
>>223190962Have you seen what happened to Canada? They have lines around the block for job interviews at Tim Horton. All jeets. They just print off their own diplomas and get in.
>>223184865Fucking hell.
>>223185185Lmfao
>>223186394Came here for this.
>>223184865>ok now make sure the tractor is on during the daily dog fight
>>223184865Paying too much for fentanyl laced oxy? Send the magic carpet.
>>223187353>BTFOs pajeet>Heads straight for the empty boxes>refuses to elaborate
>>223191096Didn’t the one with audio make a huge fart sound when the beam hit?
>>223191117Holy fucking shit.
>>223191117They've got the drive shaft hooked up to a water pump or something.
>>223191193Isn't that how you do it in your village?
>>223190852https://nypost.com/2026/09/14/us-news/tragic-nyc-duo-killed-in-subway-crash-idd-as-longtime-friends-recent-rutgers-grads-just-starting-out-in-their-careers/And they're like this no matter where they go.
>>223191206Bahahaha
>>223191206Of course was only making explanations for anon who is surprised, surprised I say sir, that the tractor is engine running during daily dog fight.
>>223191213>friendsoh no no no no no no
>>223191292She came back to life for five seconds just to correct the record.
>>223184865>all right, his kid is old enough now. Have him send the kid off to one of those private coding boot camps out of desperation even though all coding as we know it will be over in under ten years
>now fall into his arms>wait where are you going? bastard bitch
>>223184865>He just successfully walked past a white couple without them vomiting their brains out>Give him delusional amounts of euphoria and endlessly gloat over his superiority
>>223189998>What's that.Behemot theory stems from the notion that Indians used to throw themselves under wheels of gigantic statue of Ganesha during religious celebrations. At least that is how Europeans who saw it described it, it might have been just people falling under wheels because of pushing crowds.Behemot theory is just the same thing extrapolated onto trains, where young men try to conquer the fear of the beast by getting as close to it as possible, because people forget that majority of indians are still religious rednecks of worst order in spite of owning smartphones and internet.
>>223191117Holy shit I can’t stop laughing at this.
>>223191481What does the sign say?
>>223191642"I took shower at last"
>>223189857Weird to read such a concise trvth nvke that's been shapelessly sitting in my head for the longest time
>>223191117>I’ll try spinning, that’s a good trick!
>>223191481she's not even watching the performance that fucking BITCH she's going to miss all the nuance
>he's about to touch a seemingly innocent metal object? OK>cue electricity........ NOW
>>223191117Looney Toons country
>And a table jolt... nnnnn now
>>223186368They have tigers roaming actual cities sometimes. I don't mean some village. Actual urban areas.
>>223189576Almost 100 years ago, there was a conflict on the border of India and China. This was after Britain left.China then used that opportunity to charge straight into India. They did this with a handful of troops. Decimating Indian resistance at a ratio of 1 to 100. Despite the odds, they ruined India so bad, they could have easily taken over the entire country with that small platoon.They left after getting deep into India however because of how disgusting it was. They could have taken it over, but they didn't. Out of disgust.
>>223192865They did that mainly to secure that pass near Tibet. Can't have pajeets jumping fence into a hard to survey region. But China did fight northern India when Indians attacked their trading convoy in the 9th century or whatever. The Chinese survivors went to Tibet, recruited men from there because they were under the Tang and invaded India. They captured the king but even back then they realized India is such a mess it'd be more trouble than it's worth to govern even a part of it, so they left. Brits found this out the hard way.
I heard someone refer to indian culture as late stage paganism the other day.
>>223184865>Send the leopard.nigga stray shots stray shotsyou live in a gun country for a reason>>223184885god bless texas
>>223192810lmaothen he went to /pol/ and spammed >cumskin shitpig jealous of my izzat
>>223190852>Trains>power linesWhat else is the natural predator of the Indian man?
>>223193499the british
>>223190000Saar
>>223188509Indian food is honestly incredible as long as there are hygiene standards in place. But I'd still press the button.
>>223190852It's free Izzat, it's like cheating to get Izzat out of thin air.
>>223190049He’s still around. Basically the second coming of Timurlane with the damage he’s done to India.
>>223193499The British introduced the apex predators, trains and electricity.
>>223193537You think a jeet is excited that one of his friends is making anti jeet memes? Fucking trek fans no wonder that was one of the first things on my filter.
>>223187896>taking a shit by the train tracks>too retarded to notice train coming>get bulldozed into a trash pilepeak jeet
>>223189576China has never won a war against anyone but itself kek
>>223189576Because it would actually be very hard.
>>223190852We only see the failures. I'm sure there's millions of successful dodges.
>>223184865>euros move to america>annihilate nearly all hostile and even some harmless animals within a century>indians live surrounded by tigers/leopards/rhinos for millennia>do nothinghow
>>223189942
>>223184931You mean waiting for samples so he can take the entire tray for himself
>>223189849Outer one blocked his friend and forced him to the inside.
>>223192765It really is. Indians are an inherently comedic people. They’re like the Gungas.
>>223189576What other anons have said but it should also be mentioned that the highest mountain range in the entire world separates the two regions.
>>223186351KEK
>>223189494Holy fucking shit.
>>223189505Fucking hell.
>>223194075What also gets is when there's an animal attack (or fight in the case of that webm) these sticks materialise as if out of nowhere, and they're always the same type of stick. And then they proceed to impotently whack the animal with them. Do they have these sticks dispersed all around the place in case of an animal attack so bystanders can find one handy to begin the useless whacking?
>>223189849Absolutely ducking baffling.
>>223189857KEK
>>223193618It's really not. SEA monkeys do the same shit but better
>>223194009This is what gets me. I know it's the 4chan filter of information but is there really tens, if not hundreds of thousands of successful videos? There has to be with the sheer amount of failures.... right?
>>223194260>passengers fall from overcrowded carriageskino
>>223191117He was .. TOUCHING THE FUCKING THING. HOW THE FUCK DID HE NOT KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF HE PUT HIS WEIGHT ON IT?
>>223184865>poo it
>>223191351Lmfao
>>223194344I think it got caught on his gown.
>>223186368Rajheed, there are literal documentaries made for Indians to help them survive a leopard ganking them in the streethttps://youtu.be/oEUZWkkUDqc?t=253
>>223191481Goddam … I felt that in my soul.
>>223194260>21,000 deaths per year>roughly 70% of these deaths are not from major train crashes or derailmentsi'm not sure which is worse, the fact that thousands of people die in major train crashes every year or the fact that roughly double that number die in retard related train deaths. these shit demons are an enigma.
>>223191642“Do not redeem.”
>>223189231Guy on the right at the end was like "what the hell...nobody was supposed to get hurt!"
>>223192746LMFAO
>>223191481BahahahahahahahaIndian men are so definitionally and entirely pathetic
>>223194408>these shit demons are an enigma.I didn't expect it to be as bad as it was when I looked it up.
>>223192865Or more likely they originally wanted to take it over, then because the Chinese suck at fighting decided it was the Tibetan pass they were originally after to save face. Look what happened when they invaded Vietnam after the Americans left.
>>223194260That’s fucking insane.
> begin the poop throwing festival
>he sees a woman? Perfect, have him walk up and do a front flip in front of her for +9999 izzat rizz
>>223194260>thousands die because the tracks aren't fenced inTHOUSANDS of people get hit by A TRAIN because the tracks aren't walled off. You can literally see a train coming from miles away. Do they exist inside a movie where nothing out of frame can be seen?
>>223194267I've never seen a successful one.
>>223194625They think it will swerve at the last moment.
>i sure do hate the nominees in this category
>>223193878They won the one month long Sino-Indian War of 1962.
>>223191117Yeah suddenly it's not fun and games when one of them gets hurt huh?
>>223194206
What are some of your favorite snacks for watching kino?
>>223194625I live near 3 sets of tracks. Been living near them my entire life. No deaths in over 36 years.
>>223194395OK, fair enough. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT A LOOSE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING NEAR SPINNING MACHINERY?
>>223191577I thought that was Juggernauts? Also it's funny when lefties use "red neck" as an insult for conservatives when they don't know its origin, and when they do know its origin they mislabel the miners as socialists anyway.
>>223193618It's extremely overrated brown slop.
>>223194935Same here. I find the rumbling and the toots very soothing for some reason.
>>223194993It's very easy for me to fall asleep to the rumbling.Sometimes it makes me fall asleep watching kinos
>>223191481This is beyond a humiliation ritual, this a fucking humiliation holocaust
>>223189505>bahratchanmore like>nobathroomchan
>>223189952
>>223195507KEK
>>223194950>erm did you also know the democrats used to be the republicans and the republicans used to be democratsThanks nerd. Everyone knows red neck is just colloquially used the same as hill billy now.
>>223190221>he doesn't knowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl0b2LGf9jM
>>223195672>Everyone Stfu, retard. Hillbillies and rednecks are not the same even though your English to hindi dictionary translates them both into the same clicking sound.
>>223195723Eh it’s the same as the distinction between a jeet and a paki and a Bangladeshi and a Sri Lanken. It’s the same shit.
>>223190147they dont deserve to dream
>>223194923>dung cakes for pooja religious rituals
>>223195819That attitude is why your English sucks.
>>223193802Trains are loud as fuck so people often see (and hear) one train and don't think that there could be another coming the other way.Just late last year, a one year old girl was killed playing near the tracks with friends in Australia.webm related was Mary T Wojtyla who was on her way to divorce proceedings with her lawyer. Lawyer looked the other way and saw the train at the last second, but she was too distracted with the divorce case and only had enough time to flinch.
>>223195954I saw the full version in an OSHA class I took. Her detached head knocks the camera out.
>>223194020I dont think being good at destroying the ecosystem is the epic own you want to go with
>>223195672Good morning saar!
>>223196064Being able to control your environment and get rid of predators that will rip you to shreds is absolutely part of building civilization, sorry leftie
>>223193618SEA curry > jeet curryt. grew up in SEA neighborhood
>>223196064People cry about the Buffalo being driven off cliffs and only the hide being used but don't realise that they learned that from the Indians (natives I should clarify in this thread) and stupidly still believe the "they used every part of the animals they killed" when in reality they "has a USE for 'every part'". If the natives had the population size and actually conducted proper trade with other tribes instead of massacring and raping them they probably would have done the same.
>>223184865>>Send the leopard.fucking hell I genuinely burst out laughing
pakistan > indiawho agree ?
>>223196019was it detached? i found a slightly higher quality version here (age restricted and dunno how to download age restricted vids) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZYDc_yR0qAand it seems like her head still remained attached. I do know that her corpse actually broke both feet of the person filming's grandpa who was also recording the train with him nearby.
>he's shitting in the non-designated street? >alright, have him slip in his own shit and fall backwards>now send in a truck to pop his head like a watermelon
>>223191577
I wish I knew how to do video editing, give one of these train vids the Indian soap opera after effects treatment>Slow Mo rapid replays>Whooshing sound effects
>he's pooing in the loo?>alright, send the toilet witch
>>223191481>Bas Launa Tere NaalHuh??
>>223191481You just know they didn't sweep any of that up afterwards
>>223190306India legitimately looks like one of the worst brown countries, even Afghanistan looks cleaner
>>223196281>>223191481Never mind I translated it, apparently it's Punjabi for "I want to spend time with only you" or some corny shit like that.
>>223196269KEK
>>223196146
>>223189942Their nukes are probably radioactive shit
>>223194625>i am brahmin saar the train will stop for me
>>223196136They fuck are you talking about? People dont cry about bufflo being drivin off cliffs they cry about millions of bufflo being killed in such a short amount of time that it nearly wiped out the species>b-but muh indians hunted toooooAnd there were multiple large herds with millions of them when it was just the indians. And why are you acting like indians using cliff hunting is some sacred obscure knowlege that big indian jews dont want whitey to know about, everyone is taught about that shit.
>>223196382Yes nukes are full of radioactive shit, that's how they work.
Is there video of the NY subway thing?
>>223196382>dirty bomb>dirty bomb, india
>>223184865What's the original? I've seen this meme a hundred times.
>>223189849Holy fuck are jeets made of plasticine?
>>223189576India's entire history amounts to various parts of the Middle East or Asia (or Britain) taking them over and realizing after a century or two of occupation that it's a waste of time trying to either enslave or civilize them because they're just too fucking stupid.
>>223196567There's a new one where this jeet was doing a horrendous backflip, landed wrong and literally folded his arm They're fucking brittle as fuck Even thailand, a nation of Lady boys have muay Thai guys that can beat someone twice their size while they literally have no athletes worth a damn
>>223195681A while back I rewatched this and noticed that a bunch of the white servants are just mopping on grass with no bucket, and now I can't unsee it.It's like the person who directed this doesn't understand the purpose of cleaning, he thinks its just something you make servants do to humiliate them or something.
>>223196621sar we very best of clean grass in india
>>223196519It's from the truman show
>>223196621Why do you think none of them are willing to clean up the mountains of trash literally everywhere in their country? They unironically think it's beneath them and that it's only something lower caste members do. And since every one of them thinks they're upper caste, they won't even pick up their own trash.Coincidentally, I'm convinced it's why they think that bathing and washing things in pitch black garbage water cleans them, and why limply splashing a few drops of water on their shit-encrusted hands is enough to sterilize them after wiping their asscracks. They don't actually understand how to clean things beyond the vague notion that "water = clean".
>>223196309>coordinating an entire bollywood number just to ask a girl outAt least Americans save this shit for prom dates, and even then they'd usually just settle for the sign.
>>223189857Cleverest post on 4chan this month.
>>223196220You'd have to make it play back at least twenty times while splicing in other reaction shots.
>>223189642BRICS "treaties" arent worth the paper they're written on
>>223189857>load-bearing stereotypegod fucking damn
>>223193618Fuck no. Take those shit food back and stuff it back into your ass.
>>223189494>supposed to be a master survivalist, big tough nature guy, expert on raptors>gets BTFO by their most obvious tacticSpielberg is a fucking hack but Jurassic Park is still kino.
What I don't understand is how the fuck they never see the train. Trains are incredibly loud. Standing near the tracks is about equal to the sound of someone jackhammering concrete in an enclosed space. Why don't they fucking move?
>>223196968Trains are to jeets as smoke alarms with dying batteries are to blacks.
>>223196986Of all the black stereotypes I've heard, "ignoring the smoke detector battery warning" is a new one.
>>223197021>chirp
>>223189857
>>223196780>webm namekek
>>223194923after hearing them diluting commercial cow urine with other animal urine i only get mine straight from the source now
>>223197404What other animal? A cow pisses gallons, it should be the easiest piss to collect. I guess a horse would work but it just seems like it would be less work to be honest in the cow piss business.
>>223190852It's not odd when trains are their natural predator.
>>223196968Watch any India travel video on youtube, everyone in a car is laying on the horn 24/7, you can't hear shit.
>>223196601>They're fucking brittle as fuckit's extremely kino when one of them manages to get into one of the UFC feeder organizations. you know you're going to see a brutal beatdown.
>>223197497Indians unironically consider being honest a weakness, they'd go out of their way to gather other animal piss (or their own) just because they'd see it as making more money on their cow piss and getting one over on other indians at the same time.It all comes back to the izzat shit, they get more of it by getting away with scams.
>>223194514Have the chinese ever defeated a foreign power in war
>>223197992Yes, India in 1962.
>>223197999>lose every war they've ever fought>except that one time they fought the OTHER country that's also lost every war they've ever foughtGuess one of them had to lose. also checked
>>223196404>They fuck>BuffloGood morning saar. If you bothered to read the point I was making is that the "noble savage" "killed only what they needed" "used everything" is a fucking Holywood myth. The people crying about mass extinction would not shed a tear if the natives did it, and they would have done the same if they had the numbers and focused more on trade instead of war and rape, which is what I said. But don't let that get in the way of you sperging out.
>>223196760The idea is to guilt girls into relationships, the Pakis next door skip this part and go straight to rape. Not that much better.
You make fun but you wish you could marry an Indian woman
>>223194031Joe literally thought he was setting off a fucking bomb strapped to his back. It was so uncharacteristically evil.
>>223198247Reminds me of thay pic of the Indian girl who posted a picture of two white girls holding their fingers in a small symbol and people replied with her profile picture
>>223197992Not really, well nothing worth mentioning anyway. They mostly just fund both sides of conflicts to profit from it see Iran-Iraq War.
>>223194050>>223189849>Outer one blocked his friend and forced him to the inside.holy shit it was actually a high IQ murder plot
https://youtu.be/GGHq7hecBbQ?si=Gg7JYLvTK8PlH1mcToday I will remind them...
>>223198231Does it ever work outside of actual bollywood movies, though? It's the equivalent of a desperate guy asking a woman to marry him in public in the hopes the crowd pressure will force her to say yes.Shit, it's basically the IASIP episode where Charlie sets up the Nightman play just to ask the waitress to marry him at the end. The key difference is that in western culture it's rightfully seen as pathetic, whereas Indians worship that shit.
>>223198247>light-skinned north indian woman>still called PoojaThey can't escape it.
>>223198288He truly was acting like a fool but thinking like a brilliant.
How do you get good izzat?
>>223198614It's just aura farming and mogging.
>>223198614You steal and cheat those around youAlso you take hard revenge for smallest infraction against you
>>223198614>lie, cheat and steal (and get away with it)>if anyone ever wrongs you or accuses you of doing the former, make sure to respond loudly, violently, or otherwise disproportionately so as not to lose face>never work to fix anything, just make a workaround even if it breaks immediately>never, EVER complain about something not working, this just makes you look weak for not coming up with a workaround>win every argument or dispute at any cost, regardless of how inconsequential or petty it isIt's the core reason as to why they're a nation of scammers. It's literally ingrained in their belief system.
>>223198552>700 indians can just pump out a full motion video of literally anything i want it to do in 30 secondsholy fuck, no wonder everyone in IT wants them so badly
>>223198197>The people crying about mass extinction would not shed a tear if the natives did itYou're crying about a fake scenario you made up in your head.
>>223191117Man, fuck Michael Vikrams making those dogs fight.
>>223198640holy based Indians (hindis only) sound bro tier and white-coded. we should accept them.
>sir, he got job at call centre calling Westerners>veddy good do the needful and make his accent even thicker
>People show up early to get a parking spot on side of the road when they pick their kid up from school. Have him show up right as parents are leaving with their kids and have him park in the middle of the only road out with all the doors open, have him take his sweet time to buckle his kids in as traffic piles up behind him and causes congestion, because he thinks the unspoken respectful rules don’t apply to him
>>223198996It wasn't a chatbot like GPT it was an "AI" that was just for coding.
>>223184865>People are in a public place quietly waiting or quietly chatting with each other. Have him barge into the room talking a mile a minute at the top of his lungs in punjab on his cellphone. Don’t let him have any regard for anyone else in the room. Make it annoying as possible.
>>223184865>He’s at the gym. Have him talk on the phone for his entire workout, but make it seem like a heavily one sided conversation where he does all the talking as he sits on machines not even breaking a sweat.
>>223199519I can smell you rakesh.>>223199701>>223199751One of the distinguishing features between you and them Even some hoodlum negro can read the room and pipe down when he's surrounded by white folk Jeets are hard coded to become obnoxious and crass when they enter a room
>Sir... he's thinking of leaving India>Send him to Canada
>>223190953Two friends walking next to a train was in a few movies so dumb teenagers wanted to recreate it for internet points. India is the most populous nation on earth and therefore has the most dumb teenagers.
>>223184865>Have all the food delivery drivers be them. And make sure they all seem squirrelly and untrustworthy. Have them regularly steal drinks or side orders. Give them zero ambition to get a real job.
>>223189505>Wiping it off the face of the fucking Earth.
>>223184865>It’s past 9pm and the gym is calm and has a nice vibe. Send him in to talk on his cellphone for his entire workout. Make sure it’s a one sided conversation where he yaps in street-shit speak the entire time. That’ll make people think he’s talking to himself and it’ll cause confusion. Have him sit on machines but don’t let him work too hard, maybe 1 set every 10 minutes. When somebody goes on the treadmill have him continue his loud phone conversation 2 treadmills over. Make sure the guy with headphones in can hear him.
>make his phone voice louder. LOUDER
>>223184885Very Brampton reply>>223184931>starringplacing stars upon the empty space??>>223186351indian Final Destination is not a bad idea
>>223199944>now give him an extra three layers of clothing to really get the sweat moving
>>223195954The divorce lawyers must've been pissed, but I'll bet the probate and negligence claims lawyers across the hall were most pleased
>>223184885Texans will vote for total amerimutt pajeetification then blame the spectral leftists in their head for it.
>>223200074It’s absolutely 100% over and it’s not even an exaggeration. The entire western world isn’t being reshaped, it already has been reshaped. Every single public school is majority third worlders whether that’s a jeet, a muslim, or an african. The younger generation is already majority brown. In 30 years all your politicians will be brown. Your doctors, nurses, your police, your firefighters, grocery clerks, restaurants, teachers, city councils — all brown. There is no reversing it. There will be no pushback. There will be no white majority countries anymore.
>>223198996>full motion video of literally anything i want it to doI genuinely don't see the appeal. You can do that with your brain.
>>223191096The smell would linger for years.
>>223200143But thats nowhere near trump tower
>>223200116But I cant make you see it, anon
>>223194260>1000 train deaths per year in the US>absolutely zero news stories about any of themhas ANYONE here known someone that knew someone that died to a train? I'm starting to think all statistics are completely made up.
>>223200074>leftists aren't in favor of all kinds of unlimited shitskin immigrationobviously republicucks are bad too but come on now
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>>223193618its ok if white man makes it, i wouldnt trust if it was made by indian hands
>>223193499
>>223201012>magical leftists did it actuallyLook you're still doing it lmao. It's fucking Texas you goy animal. Your rapists are not leftists. They are hardcore capitalist businessmen that want cheap labor without an ethnic unity so that they can't form a union let alone a revolt.
>>223201012it's pretty funny because if those people were muslims, leftists would be all over them. But they're jeets so immigration and open borders are suddenly bad
>>223189637SAAAAR
>>223200115good
>>223201039This dudes like 1/16th indian
>>223189231Did he dieded?
>>223201092>rightoids won't accept that capitalists import immigrants>leftoids won't accept that immigration undermines social cohesion
>>223194923AUCKLANDUCKLAND
>>223198614like this saar
>>223201213Native Americans aren't Indian
>>223200115TWO MORE WEEKS pidor and le west will fall
>>223201282Yes, jew.
>>223201262True. Whatever that has to do with my post
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>>223190147>$100,000Why not $500,000 ?
>>223196288Even thirdies mockingly call it "fourth world"
>>223184865>ma'am has bloody google play card?>redeem it
>>223201986They still want unlimited jeets, this is just a tax
>>223189231>Bullshit!
My coworkers went to India for a week and got pinkeye the first day. When he went to the doctor, a nurse with a dirty hand tried to squeeze the pus out of his eye.
>>223194260Hindus have been ritual suiciding to large moving vehicles for millenia
>>223194260>unfencedI read that as unfeces'dgotta shit up the tracks to make them safe
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>>223195954>a one year old girlthe fuck? how was she playing with friends unsupervised by her parents?
>>223199852oh yeah I'm sure it's just a quantity problem, not a quality problem
>>223202282I’ve been to jeetland multiple times for work, we get to stay in a luxurious 5 star hotel, taxi to the office, taxi back to the hotel, no time spent in the streetsGot sick once and I learned they have special procedures if a westerner gets sick while there, tons of paperwork. They refer you to what looked like the best clinic around and you’re treated like royalty, chief surgeon clinic director etc come to greet youThat being said, fuck if I would live there
>he’s going to the gym >send him a polo shirt and a can of axe
>>223189857Trvke
>>223202390this was in a rural town in NSW. Kids are generally a lot more free to just go and do whatever compared to the cities. You know how you hear your parents or people around their age saying things like>when we were kids we were just told to come back when the street lights came onit's still like that in rural australia. You're bound to get more unusual incidents like this as a result; darwinism in action, as harsh as it may be.
>>223191481You just know she is hoping the only white kid in her class will ask her out instead
>>223202714dude she was ONE
>>223202255>The prisoner is generally tied to a gun with the upper part of the small of his back resting against the muzzle. When the gun is fired, his head is seen to go straight up into the air some forty or fifty feet; the arms fly off right and left, high up in the air, and fall at, perhaps, a hundred yards distance; the legs drop to the ground beneath the muzzle of the gun; and the body is literally blown away altogether, not a vestige being seenKino
>>223202802funny how any idiot can get knocked up and take on the most demanding responsibility one could probably ever shoulder in their entire life
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>>223202993Based Brittannia.
>>223202803>>223202993Comically evil. No wonder pajeets are hellbent on erasing the bongs now.
Is there ANYTHING that brings anons together more than burning Indian hatred?
>>223184865I don't get it.
