ITT: we correctly guess movies with a shitty and vague description. I'll start.Dust robots from ouder spacePic somewhat related but tangentially I just gotta mention when I see this mf smiling he looks like Mr Beast. Dead behind those eyes and caged behind those goofy fucking white xenon teeth. Kind of like the xenomorph, just far less enjoyable.
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An ambitious female newscaster and a chain-smoking club slut begin living together as they attempt to solve a mystery but unfortunately demons get in the way before anything dykery can really kick off
>>223185249Mulholland drive?
>>223184887>Dust robots from ouder spaceThe Day the Earth Stood Still remake with Keanu?
>>223184887>ouder
Part-time waitress escapes unwanted abortion with the help of an admirer.
>>223185293Similar in many ways, but this movie came out earlier
>>223185249Star Wars the Phantom Menace
>>223185452Star Wars the Phantom Menace
>>223185601No, same decade thoughThere's chains involved
>>223184887that nigga (no racist) could have been the next morgan freeman but he had to be funnyanother brad pitt tier failRIP
>>223184887Boy survives radical unbirthing procedure to pursue a career as an unorthodox unlicensed medical practitioner.
>>223185327Correct! I just rewatched it for the second time tonight and man Jayden Smith is an annoying, obnoxious little prick, and that's before I even start talking about his character.
>>223184887>tangentially
>>223185452Alien Seed
>>223185944I am slightly retarded but I think my point came across as clear, even if I used a word that might not exist.
A young girl (possibly got roofed imo) wakes up somewhere unfamiliar, immediately kills the first person she meets, and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again.
>>223185708Sounds like blackjack or Benjamin button
>>223186015Roofied*
>>223186045Nope.
>>223184887Guy who digs holes hallucinates and has existential crisis over some thot.
>>223186579Holes with Shia lebuff?
>>223186579Shawshank Redemption
>>223186062why are zoomers always crying?
>>223185944she looks like a snake(the good way)
An illegal immigrant from south america meets a manlet in California and settles down to raise a family only for their kids to cause trouble around town.
>>223186988>>223187634no, and he also basically hallucinates his hole-digging, as well
>>223190225>>223190225Lagoon... wait, that's not it, Logan.
>>223184887A three people band, one of them ODs and the other two try to get clean and come up against the system.
>>223187906I've noticed this too and my teacher friends report similar things. They also say It's almost exclusively tied to the mid to late zoomers. The ones who are born on the cusp of millennial and zoomrr transition aren't afflicted.
After a family picnic, a young woman decides to marry her "adoptive father"'s pal, a shirtless hunky guy who won't even put a shirt on for the wedding, but she is caught in a love triangle between him and the crazy serial killer who murdered her annoying little sister.
A concerned husband/father goes on a vision quest to a remote primitive African tribe to answer a question that has been haunting him, but his wife knew the answer all along,..
>>223184887A mom is really worried her daughter's new imaginary friend is might be a really bad influence on her
Lady saves oven dodger, lives to regret it
Guy returns to his old home, but he has issues with the new owners of the place and finds it unrecognizable.
>>223185249Hellraiser 3
A young girl saves a man's life, but she is such a nightmare that eventually he wishes he just died
>>223187906it's not that they are crying, it's that they are crying for the wrong things>muh nigga didn't have money and they refused giving him a banana for freereally, bitch?!
>>223192213Beetlejuice?
>>223185452The Terminator.
Non-Reddit Mickey 17
>>223191904The Exorcist.
>>223186015The Wizard of Oz
>>223192213Lion King?>>223193477Moon
>>223193588>Moon
>>223193601>>223193588>mooyou niggas gay
