It's like the Raid but with Jason vs an escalating police presence, set throughout the town of Crystal Lake in the aftermath of a severe snow storm the day before

Jason remains a mystery and returns like the glory days and with even more tits and ass.

>>223185638
Jason attacks a deep sea research installation
Cool shot where he walks on the sea floor
At the end they make him rise too fast and he explodes

>>223185638
literally just do what the 2011 remake did
have a bunch of teens show up to camp, have lots of titties and ass in it, and have him kill them in gory but not Savini-level gratuitous ways

>>223185638
Well the last one took place in the future, so this next one will take even more place in the future, which I guess will just be Jason going around brutally unplugging a bunch of AI.

If audiences cheered for the slaughtering of annoying sex-crazed teenagers, they'll def love some good AI deaths.

8 episode tv show where nothing happens for the majority of it and then Jason gets his mask to show he’s about to start killing people but the episode finishes without him doing that. Season 2 comes out five years later with 6 episodes and it’s him being scolded on his White privilege by the main character who’s an ugly black woman but she ends up being the killer instead but it’s okay because she’s killing Whites so she’s actually a hero or something o algo

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>>223185987
I don't know why anyone gets excited for modern streaming shows anymore, double so when they're TV re-imaginings of movie source material
they ALL do the Surf Dracula shit and blue-ball you the entire season

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>This Summer Everyone Is Fucked
>Jason vs Leatherface
>Rated Tard

>>223185638
Jason goes to Tokyo.

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>>223185638
What if his mom was a strong independent woman who did nothing wrong

>>223185638
MTF TransJason… Eliot Page’s future iconic role. It’s a Victoria/Victor/Victoria scenario for him so he can get work. He could get the Academy Award for such a stunning and brave portrayal. Lili Wachowski produces, and directing is the same guy who did Teenage Blood at Camp Smegma. This isn’t just horror, it’s body horror too, and with a message.

>>223185638
I would go with the "A New Nightmare" approach, kind of, wherein a veteran horror actor who usually plays the protagonist in these movies has to face the real Jason and see if the tricks they learned from the trade will do them any good.
It can be a Tommy figure or a final girl, doesn't really matter.

Jason Returns to Manhattan.
Set it with him returning to New York in the first 5 minutes, coming off a boat full of dead people drifting ashore. Set it a mystery of why he's back, and who he is targeting.

>>223185638
Jason goes to the Playboy Mansion

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>>223186168
>Year 2032
>Location - New York City
>The United States is collapsing and its largest financial capital is a wasteland of crime, murder, gangs.
>President is in an election year and needs to clean up NYC to show he has a spine.
>Florida Spec Ops Team Capture Jason in New Jersey.
>A screen appears in a buzzing helicopter
>"Listen Here You Fucking Freak You Were Given a Shot 40 Years Ago and You Fucking Blew It! I'm giving you one last Shot! Don't Fuck It Up!
>Air Drops Jason Into New York City
>LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR STARTS PLAYING
>Jason Takes Manhatten II Title Hits The Screen.
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!

>>223185638
I want a movie where Jason is the clear protagonist. After the first few Fridays were released people started seeing these movies just to watch him kill people. Jason is clearly the draw, so make it a movie where he kills bad people for once. Something like this anon's idea:
>>223185798
Jason in snow is something that has been planned and scrapped for atleast 25 years or so, so do that.

>>223185638
It's a straightforward formula
>Kid dies at camp, haunts the lake and is such an incel he kills anyone having sex around the lake.
The problem with the series was always trying to change that.
New blood
>Let's bring in a supernatural character that totally isn't just carrie
takes Manhattan
>Let's just transplant Jason somewhere else that's convenient for filming for no reason
Goes to hell
>Let's just make him Michael Myers with descended family and a hell slug

Even Jason X and FvJ is better in that regard where they don't fuck about and just have him kill sex havers.

So all you would need is something similar to FvJ where Elms Street forgot Feeddy, having Crystal lake and the nearby town go completely defunct, noone goes there anymore, noone lives nearby.
Campers go missing, search parties go missing and noone knows why, then as the film progresses they figure out what happened previously and connect the dots

>>223185638
>struggling annoying yt influencer and friends go to the famous Crystal Lake for clicks and to spend the night in the abandoned camp
>its a hail Mary attempt to revitalize his online career as he is on the verge of losing everything after one of vids failed live showing that his show is scripted
>lots of weird stuff starts to happen and at first they think its the producer who usually does things to add drama to videos
>Jason starts to pick them off one by one >the main MC is the last one who gets killed on livestream screaming for help
>movie ends with everyone watching at home commenting that his death was both fake and gay

>>223185638
Godzilla Vs. Jason

>>223185638
Jason is stalking and killing a bunch of stupid horny teenagers on summer vacation.

>>223186281
Just have more suspense leading up to the kills. Get actresses who have HUGE tits, and not the dime a dozen b cuppers in hollywood for the sex scenes. Use porn stars if you must.
And get Tom Savini for the gore, to make us wince and feel queasy.

I would like a movie where the scenes between Jason brutally murdering teen whores, its Jason going back to his hockey mask family. His wife, son, and dog all wearing hockey masks. She makes him dinner and then he goes fishing with his hockey mask son where he informs his son that all women are whores.

>>223186257
They did it in the Freddy vs Jason vs Ash comics

What if Jason was... a computer virus?

>>223186496
They need to write a Jason movie for niggers basically so they can hoot and holler at the screen, that's the entire appeal of these movies, I think. Something like Rambo 4.

>>223185638
Jason gets bit by a werewolf.

>>223185638
Jason has to escape from India

>>223185638
I'm not sure how well it would work but they should have Jason make a special appearance in what could end up being Zombieland 3 in 2029. Towards the end of the movie, of course. Columbus, Tallahassee, Wichita and Little Rock confuse Jason for one of the many zombies they've run into over the years not realizing that he's an indestructible force to be reckoned with. Needless to say, he kills all four of them and that's how the Zombieland saga ends - at the hands of Jason Voorhees.

Jason goes to Streamer University.
Streamers getting slaughtered left and right and everyone is too stupid to run away as they're standing around filming for content.

90 minute movie
hundreds of bodies

But what movie has the best T&A? I can't answer unless I know which movie makes the thing schwing

>>223186647
Take my money

2026 A.D.
Friday the 13th Part VI Jason Lives is remade for modern sensibilities.

>Oh but he's black!
>HE'S THE BEHIND THE ASS
>And he's after your hole

>>223185798
This shit would be kino

and I fucked it up, but you knew what it was.
So now that Miller is dead, can the 13th one happen finally?

Jason Vs Predator

>>223187130
lol
This time is repeats Danny Glover's line to Jason.
>You are one ugly muthafucka.

Jason goes to Washington

>>223185638
O.K. so it's Jason, right?

But GET THIS

He comes out of the lake and stalks around the woods murdering campers and chasing them through the misty woods, most of which are sexy young teens. And by that I mean scantily clad, conventionally attractive young Caucasian women who have a habit of taking on screen showers and sleeping in nothing but oversized tshirts that show off their derriere, maybe one chad Caucasian athletic coach/lifeguard with that curly hair girls like and a nice smile like prime Tom Welling, and three-ish cute and endearing young whippersnappers akin to the kids from any 1989 movie such as Little Monsters or The Wizard, and perhaps one grumpy old cook (MALE)

That's it. That's the movie.

>>223185798
Wrap it up, boys. We've got a winner.

>>223185638
>group of zoomers go glamping
>they're all irl streamers
>one guy has the least viewers than his "friends" so he's trying to boost his stream with a cross over
>he accidentally records someone getting killed by Jason
>his chat loves it and his views go up massively
>they all think it's fake
>he notices this and makes situations where the other streamers get killed by Jason and he records even letting chat vote on who does next
>final girl realizes what he's doing and has to fight him and Jason

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>>223185798
The final battle has to take place on the frozen lake. The cops beat him by breaking the ice and drowning him again.

Jason Down Under (feat. Yahoo Serious)

>>223185638
In the future, Crystal Lake has dried up and been developed into a seedy industrial area. Directly over where Jason drowned a strip club was built. The rest writes itself.

>>223186909
I think Jason X but I'm not sure

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>>223187759
>Glamping

>>223185798
I would watch this

>>223186909
Part 5 a new beginning, or the 2009 reboot. Later has one good pair but it’s a hell of a rack.

>>223185638
Jason stops his toxic masculinity and starts growing tomatoes... so tomatoes so good they call him Mr. Tomato.

>>223186496
I'm glad that movie never got made. It made things far too comedic. Too much Army of Darkness, not enough Evil Dead.

>>223185638
A family drama about Mrs. Voorhees struggling to raise her retarded son.

>>223188897
But we already have The Babadook.

>>223185865

>not Savini level

Then what's the fucking point?

>>223185638

FRIDAY THE FINAL 13TH

Do it as an alternative sequel to part 1. Set it in the original time of the early 80's. A few years after Ms. Voorhees' rampage, Crystal Lake has remained closed and abandoned until some porn producer rents it to shoot his latest flick "Camp Cum". He brings a group of perverts and pornstars there and one by one they get picked off over the course of the three days they're shooting. No one pays attention to the disappearances because they're all flakes and figure people are off fucking, doing drugs or got lost in the woods.

We see Jason stalking these people and occasionally get flashbacks of his childhood as he watches them, waiting for the right moment to strike. We learn that he was a product of incest between Pamela Voorhees and her brother, both on whom ran the camp. This is what led to Jason being deformed and why Pamela's brother abandoned her and Jason to fend for themselves. As Jason grows up he sees how people in town react to him which is why he tries to avoid leaving the camp unless absolutely necessary. When the summer season comes and there are kids at the camp, they shun Jason and make fun of him, so he stays out of sight and spends most of his time in the woods. He's further embarrassed when he's at the pier with a group of children and is pushed into the water by one of the boys only to be rescued by a beautiful girl because he can't swim. He becomes infatuated with the girl but is crushed when he sees her later kissing the boy who bullied him.

>>223189632

When sniffing around the campers possessions, he finds a Playboy magazine. He masturbates for the first time but is caught by his mom who freaks out and starts screaming at him that sex is bad and dirty while beating him with a bible. She starts crying and tells him sex is a sin and why he was born the way he was. A few days later Jason spies his mom getting fucked in the woods by some guy and overhears them talking. She wants to move in with him but he says he "doesn't want to raise her retard" to which she starts crying as the man walks away. Jason then decides to fake his death and live in the woods. He starts sneaking out at night and practices swimming where no one can see him.

Some time later during a clear sunny day, Jason wants to canoe on his own although he's been told not to. But the two councilors looking after him let him go ahead because they're busy making out. Jason rows out far enough that it would take the councilors a few minutes to get to him. Ms. Voorhees comes down to get Jason and sees him in the canoe and freaks, screaming at the councilors and at Jason to come back. Jason sees his mother, stands up, waves to her then starts rocking the boat and pretends to lose balance and falls into the water. Ms. Voorhees and the two councilors to running into the water while Jason flails about and crying. Before they get to him he takes a deep breath and goes under then starts swimming furiously to the other side of the lake.

>>223189650

Anyway, at the climax the "final girl" is being chased by Jason who accidentally gets his pants torn open. Just as he's about to kill her, machete raised above his head, she says "HOLY SHIT, THAT'S THE BIGGEST COCK I'VE EVER SEEN!!!".

Jason stops and is confused until he noticed that his massive dick is hanging out. He tries to cover up, out of embarrassment. The girl says "why are you killing everyone when you should be working in porn?!". Jason lifts up his mask. The girl says "Oh, I see, well, why don't you come back to Los Angeles with me and we can get that fixed. That way you can do porn and get paid to fuck girls!."

Suddenly, the spirit of Ms. Voorhees appears to Jason and says "DON'T LISTEN TO THAT LITTLE WHORE, I'M THE ONLY WOMAN YOU NEED, NOW KILL HER FOR MOMMY!!!".

>>223189659

Jason looks at the firm, ripe teen girl before him, looks at his axe, looks at his mother screaming for him to kill her.

Cut to black. ONE YEAR LATER AT THE ADULT FILM INDUSTRY AWARDS CEREMONY IN LA.

A pornstar at a podium opens an envelope and announces , "And this year's best Actor Award goes to....JASON VOORHEES! ".

A figure stands up, his back to the camera as he walks up to the stage, accepts the award and begin to speak. We see his hands clutching the award. He clears his throat as the camera turns upward revealing a gorgeous man, Jason (played by Hugh Jackman) who simply says "I'd like to dedicate this award to my Mother, thank you".

The audience applauds.....

>>223185798
That's the one. FUND IT

>>223189681

Later that night we see Jason arrive to his home alone. He brushes his teeth, has a shower and goes to bed. As he lays his head on his pillow and closes his eyes the camera pulls back to reveal the award on his night table next to a picture of him and his Mom at Camp Crystal Lake when he was still deformed, both waving and smiling. The camera pulls further back to see his machete leaning up against the table with the hockey mask hanging off it.

Face to black with the F13th ki-ki-ki-ma-ma-ma theme gently playing as the screen goes dark....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe1Tdkuw1Ks

!!!FACT!!!

>>223189632
>>223189650
>>223189659
>>223189681
>>223189696
Fucking kino. This is why I keep coming here.

>>223186909
Decoy girl in the opening of Jason goes to Hell was hot af.
If we're talking slashers in general, Sleepaway Camp II is an absolute tit fest right from the beginning

>>223185638
Okay, you know how Jason's mom was the real killer, then all of a sudden it was like undead Jason or something. Well, fuck that. His mom was a killer but the monster we know as Jason was just something coincidental. He's actually like a sasquatch or some shit that had his hair and some of his skin burned off by settlers who killed his family but he escapes then he stumbles across a witch who gives him to power to seek revenge but it's actually a curse where he has to do her bidding forever. He then goes back to kill the settlers, even the innocent ones. But then it's revealed that the settlement is on the shore of what becomes known as camp crystal lake and it retcons all the Jason Vorhees movies to be that he's just some random squatch being controlled by a witch who wants him to kill all the campers on her land. We can even reveal the real Jason Vorhees was actually drowned by the Squatch and it wasn't the fault of the counselors.

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This but instead of those weird creatures it's Jason.

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>>223185638
>Camp site, lake's used for scuba lessons
>the mask is found
>local teens and campers trying to hookup
>local teens tell stories of Jason
>campers have the same dream, which is slowly telephone revealed the next day(s)
>(Sitting at the lake looking into the water at night and the moon behind them reflecting on the surface is the Mask)
>edgy atheist teen tropes, some innocuous desecration/blasphemy
>nerd chick has to garrot Jason with a rosary at some point
>there's a local indoor hockey rink; rival high schools are planning to prank before the big game and get ganked
>Jason at some point is deterred by X Files FBI cordon crime scene(s); lightly tease some SCP/Mulder & Scully shit (they're investigating the ritual aspects of the murders, and what's his face Unc researcher from the series).

Jason's mom yells at him and tells him she hates him and wishes she had listened to his dad and gotten an abortion and that he is a bastard. All the kids at Camp Crystal Lake start laughing and the whole room applauds

Jason vs Michael Myers. Idc what the boomers of /tv/ have to say. Just do it.

>>223190104
There was already a Freddie Versus Jason and it was the weakest pile of ass from either franchise

>>223189804
>Fucking kino. This is why I keep coming here.

Then you might like these.....

https://jumpshare.com/share/AI9aQah6G1blWgso78eK

https://jumpshare.com/share/mHocUqCqWN2WJ3X5pEt8

https://jumpshare.com/share/UZKshnqkYKg7x36Gn5o4

https://jumpshare.com/share/jhdyuQOxIHHVsIOKcCU0

https://jumpshare.com/share/3CX29MGvhas3bTHOudIf

!!!FACT!!!

>>223189862
This is what they'd do

A group of "activists" plan a home invasion of an A.I. company's CEO. Their objecrive is to find evidence of the company's wrongdoings while also helping themselves to whatever riches they may stumble across. Everybody has their reasons for wanting to break in.They take the CEO hostage and force him to open a heavily protected wing of the palatial estate. They discover what appears to be an elaborate museum/shrine to the most notorious mass murderers of history. There are various "relics" on display: Freddy Krueger's glove, Leatherface's chainsaw, Jason's mask, etc. At the very end of the wing, there is a large vault door. The robbers demand the CEO open the vault, and the CEO seems weirdly happy to comply. The vault door opens, and the robbers are stunned by what is inside.

Jason Voorrhees is being kept inside a water tank under several atmospheres of pressure, rendering him immobile. The CEO takes advantage of the robbers' brief shock to break from one of his captors and wrestles a gun from them. The tank is damaged in the ensuing firefight, and it explodes. Some robbers are instantly killed by the explosive force of the water, while the CEO is critically injured. He informs the surviving robbers that he activated the estate's lockdown mode, and they'll need him alive if they want to escape.

A sudden noise turns all of their atrentions back to the tank. Jason emerges from the debris of the exploded tank. He looks at his surroundings, then locks eyes with the CEO and the criminals.

Jason steps out of the tank...

Here's the hook: There's no reference to Jason or Friday the 13th in the title or marketing. It's kept completely under wraps until release day.

A prequel where we find out his Dad was named Jay and he's named Jason because he's Jay's son.

>>223185638
Years have past since Jason killed and never been seen since. Unbeknownst to everyone, Jason is trapped and chained up in the lake.

A Rich Guy builds a theme park on Crystal Lake based around Jason Voorhees. With rides and a spook house, etc. There are multiple people dressed up as Jason (from different movies) walking around.

Tommy Jarvis (now older) is trying to get the park closed because he knows Jason will come back and kill people again. No one believes him and thinks he is crazy. Tommy Jarvis’s daughter works at the park as a make-up specialist.

During a boat ride (similar to Jaws ride from Universal), Jason is freed from the lake.

Jason goes on a killing spree at the park but everyone thinks it is part of the theme of the park

Tommy Jarvis and his daughter team up to stop Jason.

Also there is an actress they hired to play Jason’s mom for one of the theme park shows who helps them by distracting Jason by playing his mom.

Tom’s of gore and creative kills.

>>223185638
Friday the 13Th meets Mad Max.
Basically it takes place in the far future where the bombs dropped and everything is a desert. There is almost no water. A bunch of survivors (and later raiders) find a green forest and lake that survived the apocalypse. But this is no ordinary lake, it is Crystal Lake. Jason is still there and prepared to kill any trespasser who enters.

>>223185638
Jason vs Batman

Jason on a cruise done to its full potential instead of half assed and hiding behind another premise like Takes Manhattan.
They are a giant isolated floating hotel with a waterpark, mall, casino, icerink, arcade and more. You could make a fucking awesome slasher with this setting.

Modern day F13 fan gets isekaied into a 1980s camp

>>223185638
Jason in San Francisco during pride week.

Jason at the biggest fantasy LARP in the woods, this time the adventure is real.

>>223186909
2009 has plenty. A stupendous amount, in fact.

>>223186834
Jason drowns in the Ganges River, where all the dead bodies people dump in the river come to life and drag him under.

>>223186909
5, 2009

Jason meets Holes, taking on a rough isolated juvenile detention facility.

Jason vs a top secret X-men like facility for super youths.

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Friday The 13th: Jason in Antarctica...
He...you know...disrupts the fauna after killing the tiny population..
Of seals...
Kek..

>>223185638
okay so, jason emerges from the new york sewers after 40 years except this time hes jewish, wears a tiny hat, and attacks people with compound interest and crippling debt.

Slutcon and a war reenactment group full of incels are double booked on the same campground, once Jason hits, the sluts must team up with the combat ready incels to survive.

>>223189632
>Camp Cum
kek

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>>223185638
Manhunt but with Jason. he's in a totally wreck Detroit. meat everywhere.

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>>223193137
>okay so, jason emerges from the new york sewers after 40 years except this time hes jewish, wears a tiny hat, and attacks people with compound interest and crippling debt.

https://youtu.be/TxQSrUo0UNU?si=gNaA2l3_pK2tc9wX

!!!FACT!!!

Too bad Bruce Campbell has cancer or we could have gotten the ash vs Jason vs Freddy.

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>>223186061
>Rated Tard

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>>223185638
Put his ass on a cruise ship.

>>223185638
30 Days of Night, but instead of vampires Jason somehow finds himself in Barrow, Alaska which coincidentally is where all the descendents of the camp counselors who let him drown now live.

>>223185798
this is fucking dumb
JGTH already showed us what jason vs a bunch of cops would look like
he would grab a few isolated guys at first but eventually they would team up and blast him to bits
also never hike alone in the snow exists so fuck you, your idea is unoriginal and lame

>>223192399
Final girls ripoff

>>223189696
Stop wasting your talent on 4chan and start writing for Hollywood.

>>223186406
You had me til the incel shit.

>>223185638
In 1957, young Jason drowned. That death was not an accident in a cosmic sense. Crystal Lake sits on a thin place, an old, forgotten wound in reality. The boy’s terror, rage, and drowning acted as a beacon. Something on the other side noticed. It did not “possess” him in the traditional sense. It recognized him as a suitable shape and began the long, slow process of pulling itself closer to our world using his body as the first anchor. Pamela Voorhees’s later massacre was the second tremor. Jason’s repeated “deaths” and returns were never just slasher-movie resilience. Each time he was destroyed, the influence grew stronger. By the time the new film begins, Jason is no longer merely reanimated. He is the first successful incarnation of the Outer God’s will in human form: vengeance given flesh, but also a symptom of a larger corruption spreading through the world.

tl;dr
>Jason meets H.P. Lovecraft as written by ai

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>>223190662
I like this.
There's also one horror icon I'd like to see Jason try to take on in a versus match. Him.

>>223190662
funny, my nightmare on elm street fan fic is similar to this, only instead of an ai ceo it's a psychiatrist named christopher raven (initials c.raven in tribute to wes) to be played by robert englund, who like many women is fascinated by true crime bullshit and started a collection of killer weapons, so he's got jason's machete, michael's knife, and leather's chainsaw, but is missing freddy's items. he dispatches one of his patients to go to springwood and return with the glove, then gets the guy drunk and dresses up like freddy to influence his dreams, freddy appears and kills the guy.

>>223185638
jason get ipad

>>223196483
Actually, let it be a town being attacked by vampires or psycho-killers. But Jason kills them indiscriminately. Making him like the Godzilla of slashers.

>>223197022
I wish I still had the pic of trans Bobbie you sent me. It was almost identical to show Bobby in his "highschool years"

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>>223197097
BUT I DON'T WANNA BE A TRANSWOMAN DAYAD

>>223186061
Leatherface isn't supernatural. He's just a fat retard with a chainsaw and a hammer.

90 minutes of Sydney Sweeney jiggling her tits in a close up shot before Jason suddenly appears and kills her by shoving his machete up her pussy

>>223197176
he's not supernatural like jason freddy or michael but like ghost face he is able to sneak up on people

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>>223185638
Play off of Yellowstone where lake crystal gets a big tourism boom. The locals get pissed and resurrect Jason as a way to drive the property value back down due to his murders. Jason kills all sorts of Yellowstone types. Gets lasso’d, machetes a bull, guts the circus clowns, turns into a jaws type where the town covers up the murders until the big carnival in town!.

Glenn Howerton is the sheriff

>>223186257
Jason killing bad people is fucking part 7 which in and of itself was a rip-off of Nightmare 3. But instead of fighting the New Mutants, it's Jason vs Carrie where Jason kills all of her enemies before going back to the bottom of the lake.

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>>223185638
My mom is dead and wouldn't love me any more or less over a Jason movie. Besides, Friday the 13th is a sucky franchise with exactly 2 watchable movies (1 and 4.) 3 is riffable and that is not a good thing.

>>223197242
Jason goes to Manhatten was fun a lot of those shittier ones you gotta give props to being fun mostly Freddy vs jason

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>>223186251
Would watch. We need New York to be a shithole again, at least the 80s still had dangerous Manhattan.

>>223187751
Spoke too soon see >>223187759 I've declared winner

>>223186186
I'm so fucking in for this

>>223185638
Jason teaches a class of disgruntled youths in southern california

>>223186834
Ooohh imagine all the shiteating rapists he would kill on the way out. Make it an unrated cut.

>>223185638
Jason goes to UK

He gets stabbed and dies in the first five minutes

>>223185638
Jason goes to Epstein island

>>223186834
I like this one, except it should be Jason Genocides India. The sequel could be Jason Genocides Bangladesh and Pakistan.

Ok get this, Jason and co. go to new yourk city, and Jason harrasses street punks. But 2/3rds of the movie take place on a boat while they sail from crystal lake

>>223186834
The scene where he has to ditch his iconic machete because it keeps getting gummed up from all their log-based attacks

>>223185638
My mom's died 4 hours ago and this thread shows up. Sometimes I feel like /tv/ is watching me.

>>223197203
Fucking Scooby doo tier plot

>>223185638
Camp Crystal Lake is re-opened, and a bunch of underprivileged future doctors and engineers are bussed in as part of an equity initiative where a group of activists are hosting a program to raise awareness about diverse voices.

Jason rises from the lake when a pair of future doctors and engineers are partaking of marijuana as part of their rich african culture and using their strong black voices to rap about societal ills to one another in a glorious, freeform dialog that's highly critical of White supremacy and the patriarchy. As the two embrace in a stunning and brave declaration of pan african love, they get murdered by Jason.

There's like an hour and a half of Jason killing future doctors and engineers in graphic detail that's legally distinct from the gore featured in movies like Terrifier.

The film would have incredible diversity like Black Panther, with Jason being the only token white character. I'd love for the film to have Leslie Jones and Jonathan Majors.

>>223185638
Jason runs for congress.

>>223196929
The ultimate battle of brains vs. brawn. You can't tell me this isn't a good versus matchup.

>>223185638
Maybe the surviving characters coming to terms with what they had been through with their interactions with Jason Vorhees at meetings and self help classes. He still appears around every corner for some of them. Not literally of course. A solid drama-esque movie.

>>223198063
Jason would be like a kid in a candy store there.

>>223186834
i mean in part 8 India's drinkable water was running under new york

>>223185638
Jason vs a Sopranos lakehouse played straight, Christufah shows up late high

>>223185865
Tom Savini's house burnt down last month with his life's work and a million in other horror memorabilia

>>223185638
Jason vs Chabad Lubavitch when their latest bloody mattress conjuring spell backfires, ends in old 666 building

>>223198000
Imagine all of the Pakistanis our guy could slaughter.

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>>223200244
Jason runs for congress, and Wins!

>>223204088
Isn't that just Mad Max?

What? None, they all suck dick. Jason is the worst horror character by far.

>>223185638
Someone tries to stop Jason by going back in time and stopping him from drowning but Jason attacks and disrupts the time machine and they get sent back to medieval times. Now they've got to repair their time machine while jason fights a bunch of knights.

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>>223185638
jason goes to the san fransisco pride parade and heems trannies for 2 hours

>>223204339
>at the end, they travel to the present, and everybody's wearing hockey masks

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Alison Brie is the teacher of a bunch of students, mostly hot women and some nerds and jocks.
For spring break they are going to Camp Crystal lake.
What follows is rrvenge of the nerds/Porkys shennanigans and Alison turning out to be a secret dominatrix who likes to whip her make students.
Also Jason walks around and kills people but nobody seems to notice.
Also, lots of nudity.

>>223202719
What a fucking nightmare.

The guy was a prick to me at a con, but still, that's really rough.

>>223186059
This is covering the era that people have speculated on for decades, so I'm all for it. Namely, what the hell was going on with Jason for all those years.

>>223185798
this really still wins, like 150 replies later. it's exactly what people are feeling right now.

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>>223186061
These are the best ones.

Freddy vs Jason 2 with a dance-off

>>223185810
Fuck it, better idea then majority of the shit that's been made, roll with this

Some teenagers with attitude sneak into the museum of history and one of them puts on an ancient Egyptian death mask said to have belonged to a cursed pharaoh named Ja'isun. It was meant to be a TikTok prank but the teens soon learn that the curse of Ja'ison is in fact very real and VERY deadly...

>>223205007
That'd be funny.

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After 25 years of therapy, Jason is released from a psychiatric hospital and the movie follows him as he tries to apologize to the families of those he's hurt. Much of the movie is Jason just driving around in monologue to himself. Naturally, almost no one forgives him and Jason becomes depressed. He begins to indulge in the vices he used to kill teens for, sans Sex. His depression deepens with alcohol and weed.

Finally, he decides to kill himself by going back to Crystal Lake. However, before he can go through with it, he receives a letter from Tommy Jarvis, who ultimately forgives Jason and asks him to spend his time helping people. Jason decides to dedicate his life to the service of others. The credits show a montage of Jason's immortality being used for amusing results, like rescuing people from a sinking submarine, or acting as a lightning rod. After the credits, Jason is seen fishing in a boat on Crystal Lake.