> Welcome to the Mesozoic Biodiversity Reconstruction and Large-Scale Vertebrate Containment Facility
>Welcome to Precambrian Palace
>>223187046Welcome, welcome to the Cenozoic petting zoo
Can't joke about Permian Park because that would actually be cool as fuck.
>>223187250Finally a park for me.
>>223187250Here, touch his horns
>>223187431I would like to touch this animal, yes.
>>223187250What do you think these smelled like?
>>223187278Inostracevia?
>>223187580Gorgonnids are a massive group of crittersnature has been spontaneously transforming non-mammal things into sabretooth tigers to fill that very specific archetype niche for a loooong time.
>>223187278>>223187580>>223188072so what the fuck was this? Like a reptilian sabretooth?
>>223188072That niche is empty now. Maybe you see some dogs become sabretoothed if the world ends?
>>223187431Feed megatherium an avocado
>>223187448Like the Zion rave in the Matrix movies
>>223188154Yeah. Nature has this funny habbit of repeating the same basic designs over and over again.Crabs for instance, have been done countless times before by species over the course of hunderds of millions of years independently from each other, turning themselves into crab or crab-like creatures.
>>223187448Like a mouse or an unwashed dog
>make it look like a horse but give it a stupid face
>>223187046>Welcome... to Tall Crocodile Park
They’re big
>>223192676>make it wolf like but give it hooves and scale it up>give it the face of a bear but elongate the face
>>223191953Dinosaurs are closer to modern birds than crocodiles
>You’ll regret it Ambulocetus, you’ll regret going into the water
What’s the most kino Mesozoic animal?
>>223193657wtf was his problem
>>223187046>welcome to my "Clonosaurus Park", Billy.
>>223187448Your mom lol
>Welcome to.... Sedentary Service Station
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>>223187046Is it biodiversity if we bring back wooly mammoth? It’s anachronistic
>>223195241That company trying to bring back Woolly Mammoth can't bring back the Woolly Mammoth because we don't have its DNA. They will instead create some mutant elephant and say it's a Woolly Mammoth. In the same way Jurassic Park couldn't recreate dinosaurs, they made monsters out of cross-breeding frogs and called them dinosaurs
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