why won't hollywood hire this nice young Man™ ?
>>223187105Outside of Danny Devito when was the last time a five foot tall white man was hired for anything in Hollywood?
>>223187105>From a 8/10 cutie to a 0/10 manlet.kek
>>223187129imagine how mentally ill and desperate for attention you'd have to be to take this photo
I thought this was some AI manipualted video from the thumbnail, but man it was not, Page was just a few meters behind. But still, Page is barely 5'2 so she's just larping as some tiny little man now. There's no role for such a person. No one wants to pay money to see Troons even if someone sorta supports them in a vague sense. >>223187129Normal men do not do this. Normal men do not suddenly start doing photoshoots shirtless in their 40s after a lifetime of not doing that. There's some self-hatred of her body, possibly due to a rape or two, and she thought she could metamorphetize as a new person. We literally lack this technology.
>>223187137Correct. And Danny has an obvious niche. He's not a leading man, but an odd funny little man. He's often the side kick or villain in stories. He's also charismatic, and can ham it up as needed. He has actual range.What "range" does Ellen Page had? she had a niche: cute boyish girl being cute. She oculd play teens or young 20 somethings. Then she aged out of that but can't act for shit.
>>223187105liberals won't be happy until the world is on fire
>>223187105>5' 1"She picked the wrong height to be a dude.
>>223187129Id plow his mussy until I broke him back into ellen
>>223187204That's their plan. And they want it just to feel good about themselves.
>>223187129>*mogs /tv/*
>>223187105>>223187129What they did to this girl is nothing short of evil.
>>223187592this
>>223187105do you think that bodyguard is railing his wussy
>>223187105Could be Pinocchio in a new live action>I am a real boy! *grows nose* *cue laugh track*
>>223187105Key"man" Insurance rates are already at a premium. If that "man" is a tranny, the chance of "him" hanging "him"self on set goes through the roof.Even Hollywood movie budgets aren't that big.
He should become a stuntman for women and children.There'll not be many men with such small frames that could pull that off convincingly.Not great money, but it's quite a masculine job.
>>223187129why did they add a six pack? it looks so fucking fake
>>223187204That's right, that's why they started a war against Iran. Wait...
>>223187129
>>223187105when you're that small, you have to lean into the silliness of it. i can only imagine he's trying to do a small, fey-like androgynous thing but there's no room for that anywhere. i could see this nice young fella do more comedy bits and embracing more of a deranged danny devito-esque thing instead
>>223187105>let us assign Chad Thundercock to be Elliot's guard for this venueSomeone did this on purpose.
>>223187163>kevin hart>danny devito>tom holland
>>223187872In Iran, they throw faggots like you from rooftops.
>>223187858it came with the package.
ellen page used to be my waifu in the 00s, humiliation ritual doesn't quite cut it
>>223187105Her looks are bad but her voice hurts to listen to.
>>223187129imagine paying thousands of dollars for unnecessary breast removal when you barely had breasts in the first place
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>>223187930original image.
>>223187204Jews, anon. It's the jews. Everyone else falk between being a good goy or greatest golem.
>>223187105Why do bodyguards/security wear suits and dress shoes.It's gotta be difficult to run/fight in those clothes.
>>223190817>Why do bodyguards/security wear suits and dress shoes.To look professional for the client. Smart ones have customized suits with pockets for lethal / less than lethal tools and comms equipment, and purchase shoes that look like dress shoes but have rubber soles for traction.
>>223190817So that they blend in and you'd just assume they were their personal assistant or someone who works at the hotel or whatever.
>>223190817If I was ever rich / important enough to warrant a bodyguard I would make them wear a suit of armour, also I would wear a suit of armour too.
>>223187408No it isn't. I'm "liberal" and I disagree with a whole lot of the far left extremism you think we support. But never, ever would it be enough to support Trump and MAGA.
>>223190817Why are they running? They stay and protect.
>>223187129Holy shit this dood looks so tuff
>>223188208Got it, Iran is sane and did nothing wrong, America is gay and retarded and is actively destroying the world in service of Jews and Satanists
>>223191205>America is gay and retarded and is actively destroying the world in service of Jews and SatanistsDing ding ding ding ding!>Iran is sane and did nothing wrongNo. It's not one or the other, autist.
>>223191205>Jews and SatanistsGenuine question. Why the distinction?What do you know that we don't?
>>223187105Does she have a cock yet or is it one of those megaclits?
>>223187105>5'1>damn I should try being a manpick a struggle
>>223191205>Iran is sane and did nothing wrongThey fuck little children and wear female clothes.
Do men walk with their fists clenched? She obviously thinks we do
>>223191579trannies feel a constant inner seething that they must somehow express lest their stitchings burst
>>223187105They should do kids' movies, like Rick Moranis his fellow countryman. Troon out the kids while he's at it. Kids movies are the easiest grift.
>>223187105She was just in a billion dollar movie
>>223191877Apparently there are no roles for 5 foot men in Hollywood.
>>223191905They could remake Seabiscuit.How's her Irish accent?
>>223187105>not nice>not young>not man
>>223187105Cute boy. Honestly handsome. I wish him well. You can all kill yourselves.
>>223187592If by they you mean the modern era of dousing everything in petrochemistry, yeah. If you mean a cabal of leftists/jews you're retarded. She's always been physically fucked up. Her face just hid her horrible man body.
>>223187105M O G G E D
>>223189760the real original image
I don't even know why this is up for debate, though it's probably just another issue used to create division and waste the time of peasants.Males are males and females are females, two distinct creatures with biological differences. I think most reasonable/rational people know thisthough for those who believe otherwise i ask: at what point does a biological man, in your mind, become a woman? Does putting on a wig, or having long hair make a man a woman? Of course not, we cannot classify anybody with long hair as a woman for there are many men who consider themselves as such who have long hair. Is it the combination of having long hair and wearing make-up? Again, this cannot be true, makeup is used for a variety of purposes that have nothing to do with gender. Is it the combination of having long hair, wearing make-up and wearing a specific style of clothing? IS it speaking a certain way, liking a certain thing, or subscribing to a specific belief? Is a woman merely a costume that anyone, in wearing, can become? No. If i strap a shell to my back and crawl around on all fours, does that make me a tortoise? Or if i strap a horn to my forehead and gallop, am I an unicorn? NO, just a dickhead.Such a retarded topic
>>223192231>"I'm a real boy!"
>>223192570This is incredible tranny derangement syndrome
>"I was abused as a child, so I'm going to change sex to avoid that ever happening again"She now looks like a young boy and the only people attracted to her are homosexual pedophiles.>"Doh!"
>>223187105AI slop
>>223192231>You're the tranny, tranny
why doesn't she simply identify as 6foot and say that anyone who disagrees is a bigot
>>223192739Kek
>This is incredible tranny derangement syndrome
>>223187129>you wanted to see my nips anon>here they are
>>223187204Don't put this on us. We didn't ask for this.
>>223193323Correct. You BEGGED and PLEADED for it. PLEASE BIG DADDY CORPO GIVE US UGLY BROWN GAY DYKES IN CHILDRENS MIVIES! PLEASE DISNEY TEACH MY 12 YEAR OLD HOW TO MASTURBATE! >Bill nye bass drop
>>223187187He’s also extremely business savvy and ballsy. Check his credits in the entertainment business outside of strictly acting.
>>223187204No, they just want China and Communism to be the dominant force on Earth.
>>223187105what are you talking about?He was in the biggest movie of the decade last month.
>>223193544Wasn't that pity casting from a director she worked with in the past, and didn't she get cast as an 8 year old boy?Hardly the Will Smith bounce back.
>>223192570some people can't go on living without delusions.
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>>223187105>>223187129I never see anyone point out exactly WHO is there getting her autograph. Look at them. They are all middle aged men. Who the fuck kind of fanbase does she have? Are they all from before she switched?
>>223192231I lost
>>223193834>WHO is there getting her autographAutograph hunters are another breed entirely. They don't care who you are so long as you're famous and the scribble goes in the book.I can't imagine there is anyone else waiting for her outside the theatre door.
>>223187105he looks reliable and easy to work with
>>223193908>what do we have here?>looks like a girl’s signature>is this from when it was ellen or elliot?>if its ellen I can do $50>for elliot, best I can swing by is $5(Autograph collector confirms its elliots)>let me call my buddy first hes an expert in tranny signatures. If it checks out chum lee will cash you out
