Snoodbros ?
>>2231873103 billy incoming.
It's joever
>>223187310>alright this time Peter actually gets a white girl>SHE DIES
>>223187453Cute!
>>223187493Incorrect
>>223187471Nice spoiler yu faggt
>>223187310False. Gwen Stacy had a chin
>>223187568imagine if Gwen Stacy had a chinchin
we should stop allowing ugly people in movies
I want to sex the Snood so bad saars
>>223187310What's up with goofy-looking actors in those new Spider-Man movies?
Posting anything with the word "reportedly" in it should be a bannable offense
>>223187310she gonna die or turn into spider girl?
>>223187865She's gonna get covered in "webs" if you know what I mean.
I guess the new spiderman strategy is to pump the series with cute girls
>>223187715Gen Z likes girls who look like that. I have no idea why
>>223187969You mean underdeveloped women that look like teenagers, so they can appeal to pedophiles who haven't grown out of comic book slop.
>>223187310>>223187453Myers is a parasite. She is always a side character, a DEI token female in project someone else carries>Wednesday was carried by Ortega and Evie Templeton>Minecraft was carried by Jack Black and Jason MamoaMyers will never be a protagonist
This genuinely made me happy. I bet there will be a scene where she shows a little tummy, too.Great news.
>>223187996Original Claire was hotter.
>>223188012Uhhh except Good Girls Guide to Murder was so very good. Seethe
Lol
>>223188092>Pulls down her top>Everyone points and laughs at her flat chest
>>223187310Like an 11 inch dick, I’ll believe it when I see it.
>Peter needs a new love interest>how about Gwen Stacy againGIVE US FELICIA YOU FUCKING COWARDS!!! PETER HAS PROBABLY FUCKED HER MORE THAN MJ AND GWEN COMBINED AT THIS POINT!
>>223187310>reportedlyLast I heard Spaeny was supposed to be Rogue. I hope Peter gets his Mary Jean Grey and that's it.
which Gwen?
sneed won
>>223188092Deliciously flat
>>223187310Nooooooooooo, they finally cast another ugly, deformed creature like Zendaya!
>>223189509>>223188012She cute tho and looksmatch with Tom
>>223188054I didint watch it, but it has bellow 7 on imdb xD
>>223187310no one gives a shit about Gwen Stacy
Doesn't fit at all. Gwen is supposed to be an attractive woman. Myers has 'hairy snood that stinks a little' phenotype, like she takes a shower every other or every third day. People are going to post "Gwen Stinky" and tank the box office.
>>223187310>2026>gwen is still a pretty blonde girlNo way they’re not making gwen a purple-haired black transgirl
>>223187310Guaranteed flop.
>>223187310snoodiverse
>>223190673they'll keep her pretty and blonde and feed her to diversity morales as demoralization propaganda
no Zendaya, no buy
What cope/excuse will roasties have to prevent Emma Myers from being the new love interest?
>>223187310>ugly bitch playing Gwen StacyFigures
>>223190882I like how Emma Myers is just the mj fans wanted. Hollywood truly is just a bug looking to feed.
>>223187310Yaaaaaaay!
>>223188012Is she balding?
>>223187310Better than Sydney Sweeney. Stay mad fags.
>>223187453Absolutely adorable.
will she become the new spider-man?
>>223190933They're both prettier than most hog or lemur faced black girls like Zendeya but they both have the eyes of someone with downs
>>223190919>>223190958>>223190960If they pull off a veryvgood Gwen Stacy people will see her as iconic and make Tom's Spidey the best. It will most likely make more than BND
>>223187310There's no fucking way that cuck faggot would accept to play the romantic lead opposite any woman other than that broomstick.
Snood is a Christian sisters, our response?
>>223191039>make Tom's Spidey the bestLarp you're full of it go back to the joostream media. Public consensus will always be Toby despite how many articles sau otherwise. It'll always be that was just like any attempt remake iconic roles. Just like hue Jackman is wolverine and Han solo is that one guy with a earring.Anything else shows you're marketing trying to sway public opinion through converse and its fucking pathetic"Snoodbro"
Is Gwen Stacy canonically flat?
>>223191101You Tobeyfags are like the Snyderbots of the MCU
>>223191126Jean Grey is canonically stacked and tall but they made it work with a short flat girl in BND
>snood as a love interestshe's incapable of being sexo, it wouldn't work.
>>223191045I'm convinced its because Zendaya has Tom by the balls and makes him have some sort of clause that prevent him from having new love interest.
>>223187988she looks innocent and adorable that makes her more desirable than the average turbo bimbo slut
>Eyed>Reported>Rumored
>>223187310>>223187453Literally uglier than Zendaya
>>223191332There has to be blackmail there, right? Like, I just cannot fathom how.
>>223191332>>223191492Or maybe Tom himself wants Z to be his only love interest?But seriously tho it's because he has big influence in Marvel, that won't slide with big directors like Nolan and Cameron if he wants to work with them
>>223191332>>223191492>>223191554I forgot where the fuck I read or heard it but Tom tries not to have romantic roles in movies because of Zendaya which is total cuck behavior because in all her roles she's hooking up with a ton of guys. She literally had a threesome scene
>>223191733Peak cuck if true, Tom has big potential chemistry with Pugh or Myers in romantic movies and he can show his range
>>223191733>let me post some random fake information that I mostly made upfaggot kys
>>223187310I'd prefer Peter to get with Jean. If they do something with Jean and Gwen fighting over Peter though that would be cool
>>223187310And just like that two billies week one, hope Sadie shows up for a bit to catch up with her bro
>>223191554He's building himself up with Nolan as of right now so we'll see how much influence he gets there in 10 years
>>223191094I don't understand?
>>223187310Sure.
>>223187310We’re so back
>>223191896Sadie and Tom look like siblings, he looks cuter with Emma
>>223191950I hope Z will keep supporting him
>>223191977Whore of Babylon
>>223187988All women look like that without makeup, but yeah gen z likes the droopy look, even better if there’s a touch of fetal alcohol syndrome eyes.
>>223191902Sadie will watch over her bro and realizes that Emma is the best one for him
>>223187453>>223187715>>223192291>>223188012>>223189509>>223189629>>223190914>>223191288>>223192291Blind, gay, retarded etc.
>>223187310Grim but better than the last bitch fo real cuh
>>223187996She will probably play Shannon and then get Iraqi cock like the Brit she is.
>>223191372simp retard
>>223187996Hurley
>>223191137>You tobeyfags are like the SnyderCHADS of the MCU Yes.
>Culture Cave is your #1 Source for parody / satire news. My posts reflect what I’d like to see happen. Independent and Unaffiliated.OP is a fag and everyone in this thread is retarded.
How much longer can Tom Holland do this? He's still youngish but didn't he say his body was already taking a toll?
>>223192965Don’t even talk this way ironically, please
If I directed a spider-man I would have him swing through the skyscrapers but once between swings I would show him tucking into a tight ball and rolling through the air at high speed. Do you think that would be cool? I would do that as spider-man.
>>223194142
>>223187310this generation is literally picking the most mid women as their sex symbols. It's really sad T B H
>>223194317Sadie and Emma are not mid
>>223194390middest of mid. It's sad you can't even see it.
>>223187310>>223187416What would even be the point? He is addicted to black chicks in 4 fucking movies.
>>223194390They're sub mid
>>223187453Kek. They just hire some bimbo looking actress that's near Tom's age
>>223188245
>>223188245This one
is this little faggot really getting 5 fucking movies? 4 is already too many. just reboot it with the nigger morales already
>>223187453No comrade Premier it has only jebegun
>>223187453>the image that launched a billion (you)'s
>>223188012Side profile?
>>223196970She can be a younger sister of Tom>>223196934Yes, since he is the most profitable Spider-Man
has snood acknowledge the fact we call her snood in any interview?
>>223196992>profit = goodSnoodcel is retarded? Jej
>>223197029She made that gluck video, so I'm assuming she has
>>223197029She looks so Gwen here
>>223197205Post hairline
>>223188245>Love interest Just regular old Gwen Stacy, nigga. Hopefully this means she dies, gets cloned (yes this happens), dies again, then Peter falls in love with REAL Mary Jane like a year later then gets trapped in an alternate reality (yes this happens) and comes back to find out he got cucked by a nigga named Paul.
>>223197029>I AM... LE ACTING disney emote shit really did a number on society
>>223187453>>223188012Is this a trans? Doesn't look female.
>>223197329It's greek, actually
Sexo is coming to MCU
>>223197444That's someone's son
>>223187453Post the whole pic
>>223187453Please never stop posting this
>>223197029>
peterjeans troons are finished
>>223198229>hunter schafer as black cat
>>223198229it's over...
>>223187996ew is that fake? hope so.
Somebody please close this thread right now
>>223198442No.
theres this pic of jenna in platform heels that makes my tiny white cocklet leak precum on demand
>>223198496Anon, something bigger than us is happening right now. There is no time for talking
>>223198496don't talk about yourself like that nonny
>>223198634Ai has limits anon
99 days until Angry Birds 3 btw
snood
>>223197292>he did stop reading Spider-man comics as soon as JMS took overYou forgot the shitshow when Peter signs a contract with the devil to erase his Marriage to MJ from ever existing so his elderly aunt can live a few more years.
>>223190882One. That isn't the real MJ.
How did they get away with Mary Jane? that's clearly marijuana
Why is spiderman such a whore?
What is her condition?
>>223200073Terminally cute I'm sorry to tell you. Flat but so cute I've never seen such readings before and I'm a Dr.
>>223200160Hollandman attracts flat women like a magnet attracts metal
>>223187996ben
>>223190669Kiss
>>223187310Love interest? Isn't holland like 40 years old and she's like 16?
>>223200322Like I always sayIf they're both double digitsThen it's all ok
>>223187310Uh, what’s the age gap between those actors???
>>2232004186 years
>>223200437Sadie and Tom have a 6 year gap, Emma is a bit younger
>>223191479No she's not
>>223187310I wonder if there would be any mention to no way home Gwen when he meets her
>>223201013I really wished Andrew and Emma are still together
Snood lost
Snood's snoobs
>>223188012why are so many young women now balding?
>>223197500>>223201373holy shit big tits AND an industrial grade dumper?! this is the very definition of a fuck doll
Why is she so perfect bros?
>>223201481Your parents get uncomfortable when their friends ask about you
Who the fuck watches this crapSpiderman 1 2 3 is all you need
>>223201443It's hilarious you virgins drooling after this fucking retarded looking girl.You must be all brown losers.
Me on the right.
>>223187471They're not gonna kill her off again. That'd be retarded.
>>223192995I saw Snoodie kissing Sayid Jarrah
>>223187310He's like 40
>>223202691Damn she's ugly
>>223187310Isn't Tom Holland in his 30s? It seems a bit unrealistic he would hook up with Emma Myers.
>>223197029No it's a tv shibboleth. I did find another site where they called her Snood and the comments were all grotesque:>my wiener is dripping already>Her unwashed panties stuffed in my mouth and face.>Isn't her lover in this going to be brown? Why should I care about snood anymore?>her womb remains.... untouched.all women should stay like this until 28.>PLAP PLAP PLAP HIGH IMPACT MATING PRESS WITH CONSENT AND AFFECTION>she's hot because she looks like a child
>>223202745And balding
>>223202773Emma's balding too
>>223202745Is 4chan already affected by age gap? Their age difference is 6 years, not a big number
>>223187310Bboooooooo yuck yuck yuck
>>223202739Why are you gay?
>>223188012Hey now, she was the protagonist in BBC's Emma Myers Fucks a Pajeet.
Remember that the antisnood tranny is a 50-year-old brown man named Carlos, who lives in a favela, is a virgin, works at a vegetable stall and became obsessed with Emma because she is dating a white man
>>223187310Emma and Sadie should do a lesbian movie where they make out and do lesbian sex
i don't follow capeshit at all, there's already 4 fuckign spiderman movies? weren't there ones with that other actor just a few years before too?
>>223187310Zendaya is gonna be shook
>>223191372>more desirablemore attainable*because you're ugly and obese
>>223203248Idk why you guys keep saying this. Zendaya is just fine with Tom hanging out with women as long as they don't touch him and make himuncomfortable She just looks out for him
>4chan posters actually complaining about the age gap
>>223203598Newfags
>>223203118You seem to know a lot about him
>>223203645He doxed himself, he even uploaded a photo showing his bussy to deny that he is a tranny, very sad
>>223187310I kinda wish they used her Stacy sister instead but this still isn't bad. Will spiderphoenix anons be ok?>>223198229This would be laughably bad casting.
>>223203760I'm fine with that
>>223194390I consider Emma mid but not Sadie.
>>223203692Must've been an exciting day for you
>>223203775Is Emma even capable of being sexy? Not cute, not attractive, not lovable, but sexy? I can't see it.
>>223191045Isn't he the opposite of a cuck if he stays faithful to his wife? Or at least not doing any cucking? I think it's kind of sweet he only wants to act with her romantically. More actors should do that. Kind of an old-fashioned perspective in our times though; I wouldn't have expected it from Tom.
>OY VE- ACK!!!!
>>223203871literally shitting and pissing myself rn snoodsisters what do we do
>>223203784Sadie is one of the most beautiful actresses right now in her generation>>223203801I think she can, but it would be very hard for her
>>223203910>Sadie is one of the most beautiful actresses right now in her generationVery much agree
>>223190669>>223188012>>223196970>>223197444>>223201896My tongue, Emma Myers' arsehole
>>223190845the only sensible post in this thread
>>223187453Based
Retarded twitter post thread about retarded rumor that doesn't make an ounce of sense
>>223202198Is that Janoy Cresva?
>>2231880921000% trans
>>223204757Turn on the monitor, Carlos
I had chat make Emma taller and give her breast implants along with a lip injection, in an attempt to halfway bimbofy her… I came ridiculously hard to the picture it generated lole!
>>223187453
>>223202739Post an attractive woman
>>223204959Carlos buck broke your mind
Things are getting bigger for /ourgirl/
>>223199969in 1928 the british tabloid daily express listed mary jane as a euphemism for potnorman mailer made the reference in an obscure 1959 essayspiderman 14 was in may 1964the people who worked on that comic book were complete squares by their own admissiona square would not be hip to mary jane, to them it would sound like betty lou or barbara jean and I don't think they were going over british tabloids from 30 years ago or reading norman mailer essayscheech and chong and rick james are after spiderman 14, they are the ones that cemented the connection for all normies
>>223205037I got Chatgpt to make an anime version of a porn star but it gave her breasts larger than she has in real life. I asked it to make her breasts smaller and it refused because it said it can't do sexual stuff
>>223205348>gave her breasts larger than she has in real lifeOkay, so where's the bad part?
>>223187453CHINLET BROS, WE'RE SO BACK
This poster blew a goat
Snood won
Things are looking grim for Snood she's not far off being mated
>>223187310I thought he wanted to do a movie where Spidey is a degenerate buttpirate.
>>223190845>>223204515Fuck Zendookie.
>>223187453Why doesn't this woman have jaws?
Ai is becoming too powerful
>>223187310They will probably give her to the black kid in there next live action blackspider movie.
>>223187453Why do you do this in every thread about her?
>>223205954Because it's funny
>>223206805>hfw she realizes that all of her simps are brown and trans
>>223187453Holy BASED!
>>223197500Miranda from sex in the city
>>223187310excellent choice
>>223203838he's a cuck for refusing himself to play a romantic role alongside another actress (like a professional actor should do) because of her, and she doesn't reciprocate that.ever since they got together she has been in plenty of sexy scenes with male actors (including a threesome kiss).so yes, he's a fucking cuck
>>223206805CUTE!
>>223187453An anon in a different thread is accusing you of samefagging. Would you like to comment on these allegations?
>>223206399cute future couple
>>223208794maybe he prefers to do it with men
>>223187996>reboot the mystery show How the fuck would they do that? Promise a new story and that it'd all be worked out ahead of time, this time? Lel
>>223210709Someone make them kiss
>>223211083same concept different execution. It's not fucking rocket science. Destination will be the same, journey would be different.
>>223211083We solemnly swear that this time it won't be a team of Jews making it up as they go along
>he's here Creepy desu
>>223187310Why do you call her Snood?
>>223187310>6 year age gapProblematic.
>>223187453it took me forever to realize this is the new Bane/Sneed but now I get it
Just wanted to make you all aware that I was looking at pictures of Snood, thinking about her cute tiny boobies and ejaculated some semen. You can go back to your lives now.
>>223211136sadie and emma are cuter than sadie and millie desu
>>223187310>Tom Holland is 30 years oldthey're going to have to recast Spider-Man soon
>>223211798Yup, I personally think he wants to play other roles.Sadie's partner in Romeo and Juliet can do it well
What about Evie Templeton's BLINDINGLY pink anus? Is the thread to talk about it?
>>223187310>Kill off Gwen Stacy again so the audience is forced into watching Zendaya in Spider-Man 6
>>223210442My only comment would be to tell that faggot that my name isn't Dick, so he should keep it out of his mouth. That's all
>>223212402I'm not the anon who said that, but in each of your comments it's clear that you'd love to have sex with men, but you're too ugly even to be a faggot lol
>>223211574Absolutely.
The more things snood is in the better.
>>223212991Sadie being the butch lesbian and Emma being the feminine one
>>223212402This you?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vV4XFEmq1ok?feature=share
>>223187310>Spider-man 5There's really been 4 of them now? I remember the side characters better than MJ and Peter. IE Angourie, the glasses teacher, and the vulture.
>>223202784>Is 4chan already affected by age gap? Their age difference is 6 years, not a big numberThe point is that the characters they play on screen are supposed to be nearly the same age from the same generation. Tom Holland is at least a generation older than Emma. And it shows. He doesn't have that baby face anymore. Somehow he's supposed to still be in college? Come on now.
>>223213132
>>223211217Why do you call her Snood?
>>223213967It's this whole thing. you're out of your element
What does "it's joever" mean? Know your memes didn't have anything
>>223188054>my white girl x indian boy kino saar
>>223188054cutiee
>>223199631Wait they linked up?
>>223199631whats going on with the mirror
>>223215689Vampire
>>223215555those thighs
>>223215555checked
wow this threads still up. Snoodsisters we can't stop winning
qrd on snood?
>>223218021it will be up to protect her smile
>>223218301
>>223199631I think there should be a picture from the times they were with Rey
>>223218626Who's Rey?
>>223206410>Have you seen this man?
>>223205163
>>223218676Rey nobody some times called Rey Skywalker (ridiculously) is this scrappy orphan girl from Jakku. She usually has no friends she needs friends like Ever and Emma
>>223218626>>223218708She cute.
>>223218708oh I get it now. hang on a moment anon
>>223218950i got to go to bed, but if they end up meeting rey, thanks for turning her life around
>Snood as Gwen Stacy.Just add Cailee Spaeny as Mary Jane and we can unilaterally declare a total /tv/ victory.
>>223219428Peak kino. Hollandman is so lucky
>>223206270It's pathetic.
>>223188012put some topik dust on that bitch
Dreamed about her again last night lads...
>>223204338me first
>>223219979Based.... she's not the most beautiful but she is damn attractive
>>223220322Jolie laide is a helluva drug.
Bad news, sisters. Snood lost
>>223218021
>>223221371She will be Gwen
>>223187996If she plays Kate we get to see her in her underwearOr it could be cool if she was Hurley and gained 200 lbs with fat tits
Snoods food and sood
>>223221622Cute
>>223187310jean bros? felicia bros?
It's over
>>223190669Ugly ho
