Which movie do you force all of your girlfriend prospects to watch? For me it's Tangled.
>>223187368Don't you have a containment thread on /co/?The shittiest slop thread there is, BTW
Excalibur.
>>223187376Sir this is a serious thread.
>your girlfriend prospectsMy what?
>>223187376Punzie threads are extremely high quality. Maybe she needs to teach you a lesson.
>>223187368Nymphomaniac.
28 Days Later so she can understand what happens when she doesn't give me the sex that I deserve
>>223187559i think he meant prospective girlfriends but i think its technically correct grammar either way, just reads kind of awkward
>>223187368Blacked Porn, and I look at her the entire time with a sly grin as I bounce my eyebrows up and down.
>>223187368that jar is full of my piss, fresh from the tap
>>223187607Do you think the animator and writer both kinda... wanted to be the guy?
>>223187368sex punzie
>>223187368What makes adult men jerk off to cartoons?
>Mental illness thread
>>223187368Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World followed by The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
>>223187368>>223187551>>223187712Good Morning Sir
>>223187868The animation is too kino for them to not want to be.
>>223187368Drive
>>223187368The Man from Earthif she doesn't like it she is not girlfriend material, fuck her. i'll smash but that's it.
>>223189529Can you please tell me what you like about this movie? I watched it completely blind and found it to be not only dull because its too much "telling not showing", but the acting was absurd at certain points, and all the dialogue were extremely superficial thought experiments at best. What did you take away from this movie that i didnt?
>>223189529>i'll smashAre you 12? Have your balls even dropped?
I force all gf applicants to watch old Tourettes Guy vids with me. If she doesn't laugh or talks shit about Total, she's out.
Starship Troopers
>>223187368The original 90's animation of Berserk. Pretty much everything you need to know about men, good and bad, in there. Or maybe Predator if she can't focus. Oh, who am I kidding. She's just going to keep asking questions, "who's that guy?," etc. You'll find out, dammit. This is how fictional narrative works, okay?
>>223187368stuff I haven't already seen. otherwise I'll be bored and have to take responsibility for it if she doesn't like my choices.
>>223187368Give a woman the book A Kiss Before Dying by Ira Levin. It's short, concise, and about a hot guy alternating between fucking and killing 3 sisters to get their inheritance. Women love it.
>>223187674>prospective girlfriendsOh yeah, that. I definitely have those. Ha ha.
>>223189635i've seen it like 6 times now.i just like it. idk what to tell you. it's thought provoking. you have to be very high IQ to enjoy it, i guess.
>>223189680>he doesn't smashincelcore
>>223187368Lord of the Rings. Extended edition, All in one day.
Star Wars - The Clone Wars
you can't post that
>>223187868We all wanted to be the guy.
>>223189736Fucking based.
>>223187368Irreversible.