>Haha... Keegan. Keegmeister! Yeah man. Hey. So yeah, the show was fun, definitely. Good memories, good memories>Look, I'd love to catch up more but honestly my schedule is just... it's a lot right now, like A LOT a lot. You probably wouldn't even understand the kind of projects i'm juggling, it's just a different stratosphere these days now, you know? No shade.>The East/West bowl stuff is cool and all but i've kind of moved past that chapter of my life if that makes sense? Like that was great FOR WHAT IT WAS but i'm in a very different creative space now. Very different.>Oh, you're a big time commercial TV actor now huh? That's yeah no that's great man, that's really great. Good for you, no seriously.>Listen, i got a meeting in like>*checks watch*>I actually already should have left like 10 minutes ago>You're looking for roles? Yeah, i mean my casting people handle all of that, so you'll need to go through the proper channels like everyone else. I don't really do the whole "hit me up" thing anymore just because of boundaries and professionalism and whatnot, you get it.>But yo it was SO good hearing from you man, seriously. Take care of yourself, ok?
Yooooo, what’s up my Squibba?! Haha glad to see another squib around here brother>daps up Filch to his chagrinYo my man I was gettin a lil worried up in this castle with all these stuffy wonkeys around haha ya feel?Ay, you ever notice how they be asking us to fix they shit? Like bro! You a whole wizard! Come fix my shit! Ahaha you know how it is my man.So yeah bro, this my first day man I’m really trynna get on my grind and step up ya feel, I got me a pureblood bitch and she stay mad I’m using her broom to get around, like bitch? We know you ain’t cleanin wit it! Ahaha nah man I’m kidding she cool, she cool.But fr, I got some of that muggle moss if you ever trynna cop some j lmk, j lmkBut hey, I gotta go clean the griffin stables for a min, I’ll catch you around my man, you trynna grab a butter beer after work?>sucks teethAhhh so it’s gone be like that now is it? Oh you gone big time me now bc you the “big Squibb” round here… okay okay… I see how it is. Imma remember that>mutters “uppity ass house elf ass squib” as he walks away
keegan should make a horror movie about a black brotha keeping another brotha down
>Peele>>No significant projects since 2022, nothing in the works except a horror game in development hell developed by Kojimbo Productions who just got traded to Microsoft because of a dispute regarding Hideo Kojima's actual next game; no mention of this PT knockoff>Key>>Super Mario Bros. Movie>>Wonka>>Migration>>Transformers One>>Super Mario Galaxy Movie>>BuddyDon't get me wrong, I don't enjoy much of anything the latter has worked on since 2022, but I mean shit, the dude has a career. Peele is/was a meme. An Afro-American comedian-turned-horror director ft. cultural commentary.Except his films cost too much money and never made a whole lot, and now that meme has been replaced with the youtube comedian-turned-horror director and everybody is tired of black people whose only identity is being black.I wouldn't be surprised if Peele starts doing comedic roles again.
>>223187429every movies after get out was pure shit
>>223189321*whispers*We wuz black people
>>223189321Us certainly was, but Nope wasn't bad.
>>223187429I heard Keegan's wife is a controlling bitch and that's why they don't hang out as much now.
>>223189474Why are they both married to white (jewish) women?
>>223188961KEY NATION THIS IS OUR COMEBACK!!!!