morpheus
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>>223187919a true bisexual icon
>>223187919a true black nerd icon
>>223187919blacks are so lame
>>223187919In modern slop he'd have chopped the car in half without even rolling out of the way.
>>223188818 Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that. I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen. This is a fact and you can't deny it.
>>223187919>>223188796Russell Crowe was originally picked to play Morpheus but he turned it down.
>>223187919supeliol japanesu steeru forded overu a thousand taimu
>>223188935Would a white Morpheus have used a switched Glock?
JAPANESE STEELFOLDED OVER A THOUSAND TIMESCOULD CUT THROUGH WORLD WAR II TANKS
>>223188935He would have overshadowed Keanu too much
>>223188858For me, it's >thriceGood quality vintage pasta.
>>223188935Oi. Quit troi'n ta foit me an foit me!
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