Wheres me arms and legs??Previous: >>223169070
PREVIOUSLY:>A bunch of twats entered the house>One of the housemates legs fell off during her entrance so she had to crawl into the house like a horror movie villain>Do NOT fuck with Samuel>One of the housemates is a mole, some influencer deano>tfw no live feed or late and liveTONIGHT:>The launch night mingling>The first episode of that GK Barry podcast I think.
People have done some digging, because of course.>Harry is married to an ex-Tory MP who was part of a scandal>Lynx does gay feet porn and humiliation porn. You can pay him and he'll call you a faggot. Yes really.
If you were in the house, what would you be like?
Good evening gentlemen
>>223189495Jordan
>reddit's favourites are the 3 large black women
>>223189495I could single-handedly kick everyone's arse in there now, with the exception of Samuel.
>>223189102>Lynx@headmas9socials deleted but you can see remnants of his work on x
>>223189532>3That is fucking unbelievable. I don't think there's been more than 2 at a time in the ITV era.
>>223189532Well that hasn't backfired on them before.
Alri
>>223189532This is ironically racist on ITV's part. 3 of them and they're all fucking landwhales. What happened to the likes of Noky and Angelica Bell?
Seeing this Omar spastic makes me miss Khaled and Marcello.
>This is Big Brother. Could the stump come to the Diary Room!
Charlotte is proper kinky
This blond hoe gives me Elsa vibes.
Almost saw that turk bird's minge there.
>>223189566>all the reddit comments like "we knew she was like this but we weren't allowed to say it"
They got the most NPC guy to be the mole which is pretty fitting.
>Not giving Charlotte a task to win her legsChannel 4 would
>>223189740Hoping he picks the incel and not the other deano to help him. At least the incel might have interesting observations
>>223189778>the incelPauline?
Just checked the audio described profile. Turns out Chelsey is half-English, half-Moroccan.
>>223189801Samuel
Samuel is 100% nominating the black yank
>>223189809Thought he was a volcel
Big Brother is still a thing? I thought it ended years ago. Last one I watched was in 2008 I think, the one with the albino and blind guy
>we will see Yasmin in the hot tub
>>223189886>she don't want no keeedsGood
If even this retard can out the zoomer then he's fucked.
>>223189886>>223189897>YER NEVER TOO OLD TO HAVE KEEEDSAnother mong.
>>223189886>We will see Charlotte get plopped into the hot tub by someone
>I hate that nigger.Jeez, Sam, its only the first day!
Autism alert
Please someone get me a webm of Charlotte tottering into the bedroom
MILLIES MILKERS
Do you understand Do you understand Do you understand Do you understand
I want Millie to sit on me and fart on me.
Seeing that limbless hobbit running cracks me up.
>>223189994Then Martha from the other year joins in
>>223190010I hope a lot of the tasks involve running
Suffering zoomer fatigue
Charlotte hot tub ALREADY? I was thinking at least week 3.
Stumpy chebs corr
Girl with no arms or legs reminds of the creepy pasta “normal porn for normal people”. There’s a bit in the story where they watch a video called “stumps” of a person with a no legs being forced to play Dance Dance revolution at gunpoint scrambling and dancing on the mat to not get shot. Always made me laugh imagining that and every time I see her I get that mental image.
Hate this fat scottish bitch already
>>223190177BIG JUGS
>>223190217Reminds me of Jenny from last year but Scottish instead of Irish. Just another fat gobshite.
>>223190256Exactly. They must've really loved Jenny to cast her again but Scottish
>>223190256At least this new bird has tits.
GK BARRY!!
>>223190256Agreed. Her volume is permanently set to LOUD
PHWOAR!
Phillpotts looks like a deer in the headlights after becoming part mole
Lynx happy that he's found a new customer in Philip
>>223190368He's so dry, no wonder he had to go for the gay audience
Put your shirt on ngubu
PHWOAR Lynx
That black one who ain't the american or the muslim is a tranny, isn't xe? Not sure if FTM or MTF.
>>223190418Nah butch lesbian
>It's a Bender pretends gays are monogamous episode
Can't tell if Phillip will be based or completely insufferable. One of the two
>>223190453He reminds me of David Potts in 20 years time.
I can't stand GK Barry. For a start you're not a fucking author.
Not that I'm complaining but what does Kate Lawler have on ITV? I swear she was the only pre-ITV housemate to ever appear on Late & Live.
>>223190486Be nice, she was roiped.
>>223190490Shes employed by them. So they can push her and say "See we get ex housemates"
>Just the two of them natteringStill more tolerable than Late and Live.
Absolute dogshit
>>223190616>>223190627I don't get how this can go on for a whole hour.
If you watch this shit you deserve to get raped
>>223190671This post has been hit by more people than Bonnie blue
"Celeb" guests are off to a pretty dismal start.
>>223190731This joke was stolen from Craig Charles.
Would be a fucking grim series if that retard was still there in week 8.
>>223190748At least theres not 3 of them like late and live
So glad Jason Ukulele is still with us
Thinking of sending a voice message to the Group Chat WhatsApp. What should I say?
>>223191366"Bring back David Potts"
>>223191366Fuck niggers and fuck jannies.
>>223191366GK Barry tongue my anus.
>>223191366Ask if they're getting your idols Hanah or Trish on
