What went wrong?
>>223190886They should've lied and at least implied they'd show actual alien footage in the film (or at least that the aliens therein were based on real-life ETs) because that would've been only the marketing gimmick that could've possibly saved the film.
>>223190886So that reddit hype about disclosure was viral marketing for this right? Except those retards took it as real. Imagine the looks on faces in the boardroom when they realize viral marketing doesn't work anymore because self awareness is dead.
>>223190886Terrible script.Boomer mentality of focusing on fun camera movements and classic musical scores instead of making something of any depth/value.
>>223190886Everybody already knows that Emily Blunt is ugly and she can't act and she makes good movies into bad movies.In Sicario, nobody knew any better, but now we all know.
>>223191103Not exactly. You have to realise that the """critics""" praising it fell into one of two camps>boomer retards who were reminded of Indiana Jones and rate things based purely on nostalgia rank ("it reminds me of something old so it's good!")>influencers who were flown out and put in an expensive hotel rooms and had meet and greets with Spielberg and Emily Blunt
>>223190886Every time I see this poster and the silhouette I think it's a scythe but no it's some retarded bird with a long ass tail. That's what went wrong.
>>223191159Emily Blunt is bimbo milf kino. Unfortunately they keep giving her crap films.
>>223190886>listen, fat.
>>223190886So, so much.
>>223190886I was watching this for free and it was so dumb that I stopped. The scene where she has a breakdown in the train, the movie was already bad, but I hate women. This shit where it's rich exec evildoer vs. plucky super idiot, old kike director should have retired 10 years ago after Rooty Scooty Uno.
>>223190886dogshit storytelling. why are they building a complete replica house for her? what's that fucking device they are constantly using? why can she speak in different languages and read minds?
I nearly burst out laughing in the theater when they started showing the grainy 50s footage with the cgi aliens in itThe news anchor was all shocked and saddened for the cgi aliens, it was hilarious
>>223191818Yea that part looked horrible. Like a bad parody
>>223191818>"Oh my GOD! I don't... I don't know what I'm seeing but this is SURELY history being made. I don't whether to laugh or cry because this is the biggest revelation of all time"Meanwhile, what would happen in reality>"yeah I saw a tiktok edit, it's so obviously a bad ai job. I can't believe anyone's taking it seriously. anything other than releasing the files though, right?"
>>223190886with her plastic surgery?
>>223190886Bad premise from a creatively burnt out hack
>>223190886boomer's telling us that ayy lmaos are real, the last lie they will ever tell
>>223190886It made Christians lose faith. Also Emily didn't get naked. Why get breast implants if you aren't going to show them off?
>>223190886Nothing. The only problem is Emily Blunt is a sad bogdanoff looking retard. Very cozy movie nonetheless
>>223190886Nobody in the movie cared and neither did the director.
>>223190886The whole plot was to telegraph you get the truth from the news.
The Alien hype died
I still can't believe I went to the cinema to watch this. I fucking LOVE Aliens and I ended Up believing all the crap about Spielberg being an inside and doing some predictive programming to prepare US for what is going. But Jesuschrist, this might be the third worst movie Ive ever watched in the cinema, first being Gods of Egypt and second that king Arthur movie with the Guy from sons of anarchy, jax teller
>>223190886The problem with Disclosure Day is that the Alien/UFO phenomenon is far stranger then just extraterrestrial Aliens coming to deliver a message or work with us to improve our lives. There is something else going on, like an extra non physical dimension. Think the afterlife, near death experiences, out of body, DMT etc. We live in a simulation, but it's not a computer, it's like what we have always kind of known. There is a God or gods and they create our reality, with a lot of other non-physical beings, but it's not spiritual in an ethereal or religious sense, it's actually real and instead of angels and demons it's like weird Mantis beings with immense power. Disclosure Day failed because it wasn't the truth. It was a lie and "they" don't like that.
>>223190886Stupid Hollywood boomers who are funded by special interest groups using the alien story to try and push a one world govt, problem is they waited too long the technology wasn’t ready for them to fake an alien invasion. If they would have had the tech in the 90s the public was the most receptive. This movie is just some dogshit propaganda slop desperately trying to relive that era
>>223190886It was just programming slop to prepare us for an alien "invasion".However AI still sucks so they can't fake an alien invasion like they planned. Time's running out, glowies! The economy may be fake but it has its limits...
He’s just old and trying to do the charming whimsical thing he had 40 years ago but can’t anymore. ET is still goated.
>>223190886literal ayyyyyyyy lmao ass aliens.i was trying so hard not to laugh during the "disclosure" scene. i don't ever wanna be that hipster cock sucker who's visibly laughing at what's supposed to be a serious moment in a packed theater, showing off to everyone next to me how unimpressed i am with it. they might be enjoying the movie and i don't wanna ruin their fun by being a faggot. but holy shit it was hard keeping it in.that's not where the movie went wrong but that's what truly locked it in as a load of bullshit in my mind.when the little grey alium is sitting on the ground, back to some crates, looking like he hit the vape too hard. hilarious.also that cgi fox was fuck ugly. greatest director of all time. studios will let him make literally ANYTHING HE WANTS. can't spend an extra 10k on making one stupid fucking animal look better than something i'd see in an early ps4 game.
>>223190886If /tv/ hates it I like it
>>223191159I feel this way about jodie coomer
I think because it didn't show any of the consequences or any of it's own thesisdon't just say its going to mind break christcucks or cause civilization to go loco.Show me thatAlso all the action scenes were retardedand I don't even agree that aliens would mindbreak christcucksI think they'd just say. ok, and?Christ is still king etc etc.Who cares about Gods side projects
>>223197994Your gayness is showing.
>>223191144>fun camera movementsAny example? The movie has zero memorable shots.
>>223198661i remember the shot of main guy hiding behind a fence that was full of gaps right behind the agents and nobody saw him
