I'm Carl Sagan. Just how old is our planet?- Scientists believe it's four...Hundreds and hundreds of years old.Scientists have determinedthat the universe was created by...GOOOOOOD...Big Bang. If you look at the bones of a...JESUZ....Rex, it's clear by the useof carbon-dating that...MOUNTAIN DEW IS THE BEST SODA EVER MADE
He was agnostic actually
Family Turd sucks and only the first two seasons are any decent
from so simple a beginning you can tell when he's testing the waters. When 4chan went down last year he had 10 pages of threads on the sharty.
>>223191798family guy dont miss lolingmy booty off no cap
>>223191798he was right about Mountain Dew
>>223192272An agnostic is just an atheist who is bad at answering questions
>Sagan>Sam Harris>HitchensWeird how so many atheist heroes are just midwit jews.
>>223192312Who baskinjeet? He got rejected and deported off the sharty too
>>223192452>so many>posts only 3 namesLmao
>>223192452can you blame them? those jews smelled something funny about their faith growing up. the nagging moms probably didn't help
>>223192437No, they are smart and humble enough to know that not all questions can be answered by a human being.
>>223191798Why does this offend /pol/?
>>223192375absolutely not
>>223193100>t. crab juice shill
ITT: Seething kikes failing to divide and conquer You fucking suck at life, pedos.
>>223193269Inspirational levels of schizo for a Family Guy thread
>>223192740Yes maybe. But the question "do you believe in God" is answerable by humans.
>>223193283Im sorry that youre ill.
>>223193298it isn't
>>223193334>the jooz are personally coming to /tv/ to laugh at my christdaddy
>>223193298This. Praise Jesus Christ Almighty and thank us Christians for our service.
>>223193211
Seth really should have caught that flight
>>223192272sagan was a jew who wanted to hide ET info from the public
>>223191798post the version edited for black people
>>223193298>you must always believe [x] is true or believe [x] is not truebrainlet
>>223191798>scientists believe that the earth is four [HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF YEARS OLD] and was created by [ALLAAAAAAAAAAAAH]ig bang>if you look at the bones of a [PROPHET MOHAMMED]aurus rex it’s clear through the use of carbon dating that [INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE BENCHOD]
>>223194303hindus are into capeshit,not muslims
is making fun of rednecks considered punching up?
>>223194265>racists are so uncreative they need others to do it for themgrim
>>223194658are you saying the show never did one?
>>223191798It was funny. I miss when things were funny instead of losers looking for an excuse to be mad.
>>223192437I used to say I was agnostic, but then I realized my real answer is "I don't care". I still go to church on occasion and like the community aspect of it, and it's fun learning about it as well, but I simply can't be assed to sit around thinking about if it's real or not.
I was raised a catholic but in my upbringing I learned about the big bang and evolution. It wasn't until my teens that I met young earth creationists, and was completely flabbergasted to learn they interpret the bible literally and believe that the earth is less than 15k years old. But worse, about a third of the US population actually believe in all of that creationist nonsense
>>223194367They're the same shit, just a different smell.
>>223192272there’s no real difference
>>223194943>But worse, about a third of the US population actually believe in all of that creationist nonsenseEven if this was true, why would it cause you stress specifically?
>>223194964When did I say that it stressed me out? I said I was flabbergasted, shocked, surprised, etc... I don't know how people can believe such bullshit when there's so much data available at our fingertips, and not only that but even interpreting the bible literally misses so much allegory
>>223195079You just used a lot of awfully strong language about it, as if some rando's theories on the origin on Earth matter at all.
>>223194266Belief is an active thing. You either have it or you don’t. If you’re asked “Do you believe?” and you say “I don’t know”, your real answer is “No”. Belief is not solely predicated on knowledge, where it’s acceptable to say you don’t know if “God” is real. Belief is binary.
>>223192675>Anton Lavey>Alisa Rosenbaum (Ayn Rand)>Yaron Brook>"Oh yeah? Can you name ten thousand more?">"Oh, you know so much about them, you must secretly fap to them."What's the next cope gonna be, fellas?
>that episode where the town finds out Brian is an atheist and he becomes a pariah which is totally something that could happen in real life you guys I'm glad the show moved away from plots taken from an r/atheism poster's wet dreams
>>223192675Hey thats a like to a relig9n cuck LOL
>>223194947Thry really arnt. If youre going to be racist you have to be racist correctly
>>223191798i like root bweer more
>>223192740Yes or no
>>223192375>>223196274Everyone knows Mr Pibb is the best soda of all time
>>223195408Atheists don't not believe in God, they believe there is no God.
>>223194947Just like amerisharts and leafs
>>223196514you don’t understand atheists
>>223191798How did Seth never grow out of his smug atheist phase
>>223197474This was clever at the time
>>223197499No, it wasn't. t. I was there at the time
Meanwhile, in actual reality, older science programs are instead edited to appease modern leftoid gender-queers.As per usual, every barb leftoids aim at the opposition is true about themselves.
>>223197310You don’t understand the difference between belief and faith. Even the devils believe and tremble. To have faith is to believe *in* something, not simply believe it exists. So an agnostic can believe God could exist or not, unlike an atheist who outright believes He does not.
>>223191798settle down, Seth
>>223192452Hitchens was Jewish?
>>223191798Wrong, the earth is 24 years old
>>223192452Carl Sagan isn't some atheist hero, he wouldn't shoehorn religious bashing like those other guys.
>>223199720The Earth was actually created last Tuesday. Prove me wrong. >Duhhh I have a birthday?That's a hallucination>Duhh I remember going to schoolThat's also a hallucination.
>>223194841This
>>223195133It’s like meeting adults that sincerely believe the tooth fairy is real, anon. Wouldn’t that surprise you? Sorry if my question stresses you.
>>223191798I believe the part about carbon dating. That shit is radioactive.
>>223201409Almost as surprising meeting a man that ardently believes he's a woman and that "identifying" as one is enough to make him one, huh?
>>223192312No he didn't you fucking loser, this shit barely started two or three years ago, I dare you to find any type of recorded evidence of this happening before 2022
>>223195460Oh yes, Anton lavay the famous atheist
>>223203306No it didn't you fucking loser. This nigger started spamming just a couple years ago. Claiming that it's some epic meme from 2011 is not just a lie, it's a pathetic attempt at fitting in. But go ahead and find me literally any record of it from the archives in that period :-)
>>223202207>>223199478cant stop thinking about they/them too huh?
>>223203332>sneed has been around since 2010>baskintranny only immigrated here from reddit a few years ago spamming shit nobody likes such as saw slop, mc content and baskin shit 99% of the images and copy pastas are ai generated Lmao
>>223203511The most pathetic ones are when he doesn't even use screenshots but he uses those extremely low quality AI images that look like they were made years ago (they were).It's so stupid seeing him trying to claim that this is some epic meme from 2011 that he has resurrecting, when the archives can prove unequivocally that he is a liar
>>223192375Dr Pepper is the best, you swine
>>223192375flavored Dews mog most sodas but every soda mogs original Dew
>>223203610He probably gets off on being humiliated considering the fact he loves niggers, tries talking like one with that jigc shit and has a blacked fetish
>>223203843I really wish we could figure out who would actually was. I've been in personal online contact with SNH and I'm almost positive it's not him.
>>223192312Why doesn't he just check the archives for when the most recent posts were deletedThat's how I do it.
>>223203993I'm a little confused, how would that have benefited him?
>>223203320Do you have a list of famous atheists that you’d like to contribute?
>>223204005You can discern janny's schedule from seeing when blocks of posts are deleted.
>>223199478
>>223203967How much does it cost to hire someone to doxx somebody from their social media accounts? Although its dead after his bf was doxxed baskinfaggot has a youtube channel
>>223199789Sagans most famous book is "Demon Haunted World" which is literally just a bashing of "superstitious" thinking. his most famous quote is about people getting dumber and not understanding anymore how anything works.he rarely calls out a specific religion by name but he was very much against it altogether.the only difference is that Sagan died in 94 and you never got to see him engaging with twitter ragebait with some flat earth schizos, his public appearances and debates were small scale, curated and "higher class" where he usually talked with other academics.he remains a "pure" old school thinker, while hitchens and sam harris got into the muck and actually talked to the scum of the earth.
wtf I believe in Hebrew mythology now because Family Guy made fun of the White working class!
>>223194943Evolution is gay freemason bullshit.
>>223203320The Church of Satan specifically used Satan as a metaphor for nililistic jewish hedonism.
