How would you survive? Reminder the water is 34 degrees and the air temp is 40 degrees. If you get wet your clothes will not dry
>>223191894>survive
Nobody wants to take a dip, but dip is where everybody is going.
Do you think Titanic would be as memorable as a tragedy if it happened during the day? I feel like a huge draw of the terror of imagining yourself there comes from it happening in the middle of the night.
>>223192204If it happened during the day more ships woud've been active and more wireless operators at their posts. If the californian story was true, the operator wouldve been on duty longer and thus heard the SOS signalt titanic autist
>>223192204if these retards managed to hit an iceberg mid-day then the movie would be a comedy.
>>223192359>if these retards managed to hit an iceberg mid-day then the movie would be a comedy.lol
>>223191894theyll be boiled like lobsters
>>223191894I'd just get in a lifeboat.
Be like the chef who just drank all the booze and climbed to the top while it was sinking and survived.
>>223191894grab something that floats and from inside and cowabunga into the water. try and stay near lifeboats and get in one if theres any room.
>>223191894The most impressive aspect of the Titanic disaster was learning some of the lifejackets were still inflated and floating several months after it sank. I figured they would deflate after a week at most.
>>223192770they were filled with cork, not inflated
>>2231918943fuck me that's some nice warm water and air
>>223191894By hunting down the saboteurs on board so the Titanic doesn't sink.
>>223191894>If you get wet your clothes will not dryThat's what I tell every woman I have sex with.
>>223191894Imagine if all the crew and passengers were saars
>>223191894Tie deck chairs together to make a raft and steal a 1-3 year old baby in case I get hungry!!!FACT!!!
>>223191894>the water is 34 degrees and the air temp is 40 degreesid do fine? thats really warm
>>223191894Jump on one of the half full lifeboats they lowered early on when most people thought it was going to sink
>>223193550Had no idea icebergs could drift all the way to the Caribbeans
>>223192601This was a transatlantic boat run so I’ll allow this confusion
>>22319189434? that's almost body temperature.
>>223191894DRUK BROS THIS IS OUR TIME TO SHINETHIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN TRAINING FOR
>>223191894I would simply read the guest sheet and realize its a bad idea to buy a ticket
>>223191894There should be plenty of lifeboats and flotsam to ride on. The main issue is getting away from the dangerous wreck and surviving the first 20 minutes. Basically you need one of those cork life jackets and you need to be drunk, or firmly buzzed to keep a high spirit and energy in the situation. Get your family onto the lifeboats and jump or climb down somewhere away from the suction of the sinking ship. Keep moving the whole time to generate heat, wear layers of wool if possible.
>>223193713Charles Joughin, the chief baker of the RMS Titanic, famously survived the ship's 1912 sinking after drinking hard liquor and spending an extended time in the freezing ocean.https://youtu.be/ob-TBojkaxw?si=uBIorGQoevV8dhdM!!!FACT!!!
>>223191894Reminder the water is 34 degrees and the air temp is 40 degrees.Rather warm isn't it? Sounds like dehydration would be an issue
>>223193882This is the correct answer to all the OPs that ask this question, just get druk
makes me think of the scene in The Cruel Sea where they have to sing or freeze to death
If I had to go into the water I'd go naked. No clothes to weigh me down or hinder my swim to the nearest lifeboat. God knows they won't do shit to keep me warm once soaked.Once in a lifeboat (the women would demand I be saved when they see the size of my penis) I'd find a man of my approximate size and beat him to death for his (now my) dry clothing.
>>223193550think of the humidity though, itd be stifling.
i'd tank it like those people that lived naked on the antarctic
>>223191894I would just swim. Im built different.
>>223194122those are penguins not people
>>223191894I wouldn't do a thing. I would listen to the iceberg which is what nobody ever did.
The Freemasons did this
>>223191894I would have survived by going back to my home planet. Poochie style.
>>223194581fuck the iceberg, why didn't it come back to pick up survivors?
Tell the crew fuck you and get on a lifeboat.
>>223192204icebergs are nocturnal
>>223194685Had to get it on with another ship.
Pack an inflatable raft
>>223194711kek
>>223191894Get on the iceberg
>>223191894Secure my place in a lifeboat early on by telling the crew that I know to row (which isn’t even a lie, I’ve rented out rowboats at my local pond).>>223192204Dramatically fewer lives would have been lost because >>223192301 and the water would have been substantially warmer. Hundreds of Lusitania survivors were pulled from the water, many having been in it for several hours, it only sank a few weeks after Titanic in the calendar year.>>223192359You joke but Atlantic fog isn’t.>>223192770That shit’s solid cork bro.
>>22319189434 degrees centigrade sounds nice and toasty
>>223196217its 34F idiot
>>223191894Had the ship hit the iceberg head on it would’ve killed everyone up front but wouldn’t have sank and more then half the crew would’ve survived
>>223191894>Reminder the water is 34 degrees and the air temp is 40 degrees.Holy shit, it's like a tropical paradise.
>>223192036fpbp
>>223192770Thing what impresses me most is how a body was found over 500 miles away from the site of the sinking.Pretty mental.I love the story about the amateur radio operator picking up the CQD calls long after the sinking, even if it's complete bullshit.
>>223192204No, people would meme that thing dry and zoomers would deploy their kirk epstein niggerfloyd edit to the victim because they are sadist and misanthropic and they love to see people die in the most humiliating way as possible
why wouldn’t they pack their own inflatable boats, just in case?
>>223191894I'd get drunk and swim around in the water for 4 hours
>>223192301>t titanic autistYou're a big guy.
>>223192601lolno they won't you idiot
>>223191894>Be me>Born in northern Canada>Constantly exposed to -60C weather yearly>Built of a dense layer of super insulating brown fat>Did polar plunges many times for fun>2C temp water>Heh, nothin' personell kidCold water ain't doing jack shit to me.
>>223191894>the water is 34 degrees and the air temp is 40 degreesCelsius? I would lay on my back and chill.
>>223194685They expect one of ice in the wreckage brother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxRN2nP_9dAWanna feel spooked? Watch this shit. You'll want to play it at 2x though
>>223191894I would get a makeshift stabbing weapon and kill any faggot crewman who tried to stop me from taking an open lifeboat spot that wasn't going to be filled anyway. And if I die doing that then fine, I would die anyway. This pathetic cuck idea of "honor" to let lifeboats with tons of open space be released is pathetic.
>>223191894I’d commandeer the vessel and have the captain taken down to the brig. He’s obviously lost control of the situation and it’s up to me to get us out of this pickle.
>>22319189434 degrees is alright, sounds quite nice.
>>223199060Thanks for sharing this, anon
>>223199104In reality the first like 4 boats that left were barely even full because no one really believed the ship was sinking and it was super early in the morning so most people were still asleep outside of the gamblers. The crew kept telling the boats to come back to pick up more people but none of them went which was smart could it was have immediately capsized with everyone trying to swim to it.
>>223191894The images of the titanic sinking in this movie have stuck with me since I was a child. Truly horrifying. This massive ship just getting sucked into the abyss. Alone in the dark. To this day I am afraid of the ocean.
I watched this twice because my oneitis liked it
I just walk to the Murdoch side and get on a lifeboat
Berg?
>>223199253More people would have lived if they very carefully managed couples and families. They just didn't care about the idea of breaking a rule, even though that rule was being "broken" on the other side of the ship. They made a 19 year old son stay despite his mother's pleading, and if they let this one guy on it wouldn't have destroyed the ship because the other side of the ship let men on and it worked completely fine.
> Suppose also that while the vessel was still under construction, 100,000 men in Bowler Hats had assembled in Belfast, and there, with the blessing of the Church and the approval of the Conservative leaders, had sworn a Solemn Oath and Covenant that if the Titanic were ever launched they would die in the last ditch sooner than allow her to complete a single voyage;Suppose that these resolute men, through the mouth of their resolute leader, a Privy Councillor, and an ex-Law Officer of the Crown, had announced precisely how they intended to make good their oath, videlicet [namely] by causing an exceptionally large iceberg to be placed across the bows of the ship on an exceptionally dark night, and in order to guarantee the result had for many months practised every detail of the contemplated manoeuvre by manipulating dummy icebergs on the waters of Lough Neagh with the assistance of Mr F. E. Smith, K.C., M.P.;Suppose that the democracy of Ireland had subscribed a million pounds or so to finance this project, that the project itself was warmly applauded by the greater part of the British press, and that such sober and respected organs of opinion as The Spectator and The Times itself had repeatedly insisted that if the ship should ever be launched colossal bergs might be expected automatically to detach themselves from the surrounding mass and instinctively to block her way, and that, but for the restraining influence of Sir Edward Carson, the premature and spontaneous disruption of the Polar ice would already have filled the harbour of Belfast with invading fragments from the Loyal North;Suppose, further, that Lord Roberts had publicly declared that it was unthinkable that the crew should be called upon to assist in manning the lifeboats or saving the passengers, and that if they were so called upon, it would mean the ruin of the Mercantile Marine:
>>223191894>34 That's hot as fuck
>>223192036He's a big guy
>>223191894Drink lots of alcohol to stay warm apparently
>>223193990Air dry while deep stroking the hottest woman.
>>223194845>lusitaniathe water temp of that location is like 50 degrees. also daytime is not going to dramatically warm the fucking ocean
>>223194685unironically why didnt they put people on the iceberg
>>223202646>boat full of immigrants>headed from Europe to the US>hit by an ICEbergGoing back anywhere near the ICEberg would be a death sentence, pretty much giving it another chance to finish what it started
>>223191894The water is 34 degreesQuite hot actually
>>223192204Titanic is a memorable tragedy because it was an occult ritual sacrifice to bring about a new world order.
>>223199526Even if every single boat was full there still wouldnt be room for over 1000 people
>>223191894I'd cover myself in crisco or whatever oil/fat is available from the kitchens
>>223191894I would probably just grab some tobacco and a bottle of liquor and drink until I pissed myself.
>>223198460Has this ever been tried? A 50,000 tonne ship hitting a 2 million tonne iceberg at 40km/h?
>30 degrees?? dat means da water is warm!!!yuropoor midwits sniffing their own farts itt
>>223191894by living in a country that doesn't use Fahrenheit, 34 degrees is very warm waters.
>>223202888Jack's penis was 6, well suited for the average woman.
>>223202907Finally someone's speaking some sense in this board
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iceberg_that_sank_the_Titanicthis nigga has his own Wikipedia page
>>22320281016 boats @ 65 seats+4 boats @ 45 seats2,200 souls on board
>>223193550Yeah but the warmth attracts sharks.
>>223202962they got more warnings than I did about becoming a failure if I didn't finish high school
>>223202853China has a 1:1 Titanic clone floating around in some lake. We can try it.
>>223191894I'd make a raft out of women and children.
>>223193990The shrinkage would betray you, those people in the boats wouldn't see your true worth
>>223193990Wet people are fucking psychopaths
>>223192204>During the dayThey'd of never hit the iceberg if it was day. They'd of seen it miles ahead in the distance
>>223203259>of
>>223199060Damn this is a wild find, what a world we live in.
>>223191894I wouldn't have opposed the formation of the Federal Reserve and thus would not have been sentenced to this ship sinking.
>>223191894I will rape everything I can, specially children. Then I will steal all jewelry and gold I can take with myself and then go in one of the boats bribing all people I can to get a seat. It is what it is.
>>223191894Anyone else thinks it's pretty fucking weird everyone focuses on this and 9/11 when they both claimed less than 3k deaths a piece? There was an earthquake in 2010 that killed 300,000 (three hundred THOUSAND) lives (that's 100x the kill count of one of those pathetic "disasters") and I bet you fags couldn't even tell me the country which was affected. Where is their "WWYD" threads?
>>223203088Lmao I'm dying m8
Take an airplane instead.
>>223192204>Do you think Titanic would be as memorable as a tragedy if it happened during the day?That South Korean ship full of students that got flooded and sank while they remained inside filming it live for their parents is probably way more fucked up than Titanic, the fact that the conspiracy around it went all the way up to the feminist moon cult that was ruling the country just adds to the whole thing.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinking_of_MV_Sewol
>>223204772Haiti right? Or maybe Turkey? Anyway it's more culturally relevant when it's a preventable catastrophe, there's only so much you can do if earth itself decides to rid itself of you, whether it's through an earthquake, or a volcano or tsunami caused by one. Same with most other freak occurrences like glaciers dropping into valleys or tornadoes, hurricanes and such, but I suppose when a triple digit diameter asteroid hurls itself at us in the future it'll be talked about forever.>>223205541I read about this just a few weeks ago, the order to stay put was as usual one you shouldn't follow, I'm getting out of there if someone ever tells me to do that. Regretted looking at the linked yt video from inside though, could sit through the recent Jules Naudet video without being fazed but it was grim seeing the inside of that boat from the point of view of people who probably didn't make it, exited out of that tab quickly
>>223204772It probably was some turd world shithole where people die every day from using electricity in their showerheads or filming TikToks on train tracks. India has over 21.000 deaths from trains alone, that's 7 9/11 per year just in people getting splatted by trains. 9/11 and Titanic hold much more historical value than random thirdworld cataclysms that happen on a daily basis.
>>223204772>he expects us to feel sorry for H*itiansliterally the vilest cannibal country on earth, the earth quake should have sunken that half of the island into the ocean instead
>>223191894>34°cI'll be fine
>>223205992>9/11 and Titanic hold much more historical value9/11 maybe, only because it changed US policy. Titanic didnt change anything and is like the Paris Hilton of accidents. It's only talked about because it's talked about.
Being a non-NPC, I would have seen the way the wind was blowing and gone to the kitchen and grabbed a few large knives, then I would roughhouse my way to a lifeboat, leaping in if possible. If anyone tried to threaten me out of it, I would stab to defend myself and threaten to stab the lifeboat, sinking everyone on it if needed.
>>223191894I wouldn't survive. I would rape, and that's what no one did.
>>223206188>a bunch of people died frozen in the water because of the hubris of manseems like a pretty worthy historical event to focus onThe Johnstown flood (also caused by the hubris of man) killed more people than the titanic and it's barely talked about today
>>223191894I would have befriended JP Morgan so he could warn me not to go on the boat
>>223206247>iceBERGIt's all coming together.But seriously, a sinking ship would be the easiest place to assassinate someone and get away with it.>kill them>leave their corpses where they lie, its total chaos who cares?
>>223191894If I was on that ship with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, 'Ok, we're going to land somewhere safely, don't worry.'
I think the idea of the thread was to figure out if there was any way to MacGyver a floatation device to keep yourself enough out of the water for 2+ hours survive and have a chance to be rescued.Records don't make it sound like anyone was able to. Unclear if anyone tried. Maybe one guy with a door?
>>223198539>>223200114>>223206036fr. just chill till someone comes with another boat
>>223202962how has it still not been brought to justice?
>>223191894Thanks to you faggots who keep spamming this thread, I decided to re-watch Titanic. What a fucking god awful piece of shit movie.
>>223206890the guy drinking near to Rose and Jack when they were on the rising prow of the ship was real and survived treading water for two hours. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Joughin
>>223202871It's OP's fault for not specifying if it was fahrenheit or celcius.
>>223207156OP here. The temperatures are in degrees kelvin, sorry for the misunderstanding.
Either overpower Lightoller or go to Murdoch side.
>>223207721-239ºC water has to be a scientific breakthrough
Call the Coast Guard via Starlink.
>>223191894An ancestor of mine died on the Titanic. Realistically, i'd have probably died in steerage like he did
Reminder that the absolute worst thing to be on Titanic was a beta male.
Nobody ever talks about the worst maritime disaster in history because it happened to Nazis.>MV Wilhelm Gustloff>German passenger liner converted to military transport shop for Operation Hannibal, the evacuation of civilians from East Prussia and the Baltic states ahead of the advancing Red Army>Carrying over 10,000 people on board, over 9,000 of which were civilians.>Torpedoed by a Soviet submarine in the Baltic sea>Only 1,200 people were pulled from the freezing water.
>>223206339>a sinking ship would be the easiest place to assassinate someone>all I have to do is embed myself along with my victim in a panicked crowd of hundreds during an accident that results in massive casualties>then I shall strike>I can't lose!
ice is made out of water
>>223191894> 34 degreesDamn bruh, im hoping in.
>>223204772Probably brownoids dying. I literally talked to an indian who told me people in the west over value life and get too worked up about deaths. It's just manifestly true that life is cheap out in brownlands and can't really compare.
>>223208587Mass murder is ok when communists do it
>>223208587Damn, sounds like breaking their non-aggression pact with the Soviets was a bad idea.
>>223208587not the thread for it but why did hitler invade russia if they were allies?>Germany and the Soviet Union signed the a Pact, promising not to attack each other.
>>223191894I’d have read The Holy Bible and prayed and I would have been saved.
>>223191894I would start turning tricks for extra life jackets and make a raft out of them
the ocean is fake it doesnt get any deeper than like 10 feet, actually walk out there retards
>>223206238>Johnstown floodIt was in PAUnderstandable that nobody gave a shit
>>223191894It has to be worth a try to build a raft. Rip off a few of those fancy doors, find some barrels or big jugs from the kitchens, obviously a ship has rope. Any man worth a fuck could come up with something.
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>>223191894I get pissed off every time I think about how the lifeboats only filled up a quarter of their capacity because the idiots in charge didn't know how much they were able to hold.
>>223191894I would warm the water with my piss
>>223191894I would make a raft out of dead goyim and sail the seven seas to Israel
>>223199060Sounds like some. British new wave shit!!!FACT!!!
>at least 1 Titenic thread every single dayWhat's behind this shill campaign?
>>223203259>They'd of seenEveryone is getting dumber.
>>223192204Its a horror movie if you think about it
>>223199060CQDCQD WE HAVE STRUCK A BERGFRANKFURT TO TITANIC: LOL LMAO
You're probably gonna die anyway, so why not just do what the baker did and drink
I'd rape.
>>223192301>>223199002How can we defeat the titanic autist?
>>223192301didn't one ship also see the distress flares and mistake them for fireworks? so many things went wrong for this disaster to happen
>>223215657>ahhh stop discussing films on /tv and film/
