What book would you like to see Hollywood turn into a blockbuster film?
Lolita
The first thing I thought of was one of those John Swartzwelder detective books
>>223195157Master and Commander
Fuck it i will become a writer. If shit like this can get published and sold to the masses why can't i do it.
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>>223195402You won't.
>>223195157Confederacy of Dunces. I know will ferrell tried to get it made (and star in it), i'm glad he failed.
>>223195157>N.this is probably one of you writing books with chatgpt
The one book without pictures in it that /tv/ has read
>>223195540Honestly CoD is an argument for gatekeeping actual literature from being meatgrindered into 88 double-spaced pages of 12 point Courier dialogue handed to an autistic director and illiterate actors Also Philip Seymour Hoffman is dead
>>223195402ur 2 dum
>>223196727Why are women like this
>>223196782Like what?
>>223195402I have too much self awareness to release such garbage.
>>223195430You're about 20-30 years too late, friend
>>223195157The Missing Persons League by Frank Bonham. Unfortunately, he died before he could write a sequel, let alone a half-dozen books or so, so Hollywood probably wouldn't touch it.
>>223195157I used to work at a hotel with a woman who read these books. I remember reading some when I was snowed in there one winter. They’re weird; it’s like they’re written by a 6th grader but they’re so explicitly sexual. And the plots are on par with Hallmark Christmas movies for originality.
>>223196993You fucker I was just about to post that
>>223196987>I used to work at a hotel with a woman who read these books. I remember reading some when I was snowed in there one winter.You need to write a book about your experiences working in The Overlook Hotel.
>>223195157There’s a bunch like this, I think it was on Peacock
>>223196993if a "dominant" isn't some kind of enhanced superhuman imbued with natural leadership abilities, then i'll be sorely disappointed
>>223196993Jesus, wonder how many shekels their government gave them to write that dogshit...
>>223197290It's just a pozzed furfag powerbottom.
>>223195402Its worth a try, dream to imagine.Watch the impossible dream by Don quixote.
>>223195969*vomits profusely*
>>223196921Good for them, imagine no internet and no outlet. End up like that guy cumberbetch in that cowboy movie.
>>223195402I truly doubt you can embody the nigga mentality well enough to recreate this. and if you're just talking about some weird fetish porn, there's probably an audience for whatever it is. I AI gen exhibitionist granny cumplay stories for my own enjoyment.
>>223196782you should see the stuff they make for men
>>223197543>Trannies and Boats/tv/ would declare this the ultimate kino if it was executed correctly (50% autistic boat operation scenes, 50% tranny porn)
>>223196921>Buttrustle!this is genius
>>223197349don't worry, they're dead.
>>223198022ASS HOLE BUDDIES was inspired
>>223197971>I AI gen exhibitionist granny cumplay storiesInfinite Worlds? Silly Tavern?
>>223199115redqull
>>223199173Of course.
