Why does /tv/ love this so much? Jesus fucking Christ. It’s not even THAT good; it took a lot from Hereditary.
>>223195820Blows hereditary out of the water tbqh
>>223195820its a great film. not as good as hereditary, but more watchable than it
>>223195820They dont/tv/ is full of chudcels, they hate this movieThey also hate the odyssey
>>223195846It absolutely does not
When a lot of people say something is pretty good the resulting cacophony is saying it's the greatest thing everIt is pretty good though
>>223195881I did not particularly care for Hereditary.
First new movie I've enjoyed in years. Really funny on top of being different and well paced
>>223195820>hereditaryThat garbage movie came out like a decade ago or something, you can stop bringing it up now
>>223196088It was incredibly boring. The original slow burn a24 crap
>>223196115>The original slow burn a24 crapI think that was The VVitch but yea this was obviously worse
>>223195820lol a lot of people are shitting on the movie here.it's a fine film but the outside world treats it like the literal greatest film of all time. and it's just not. it's a solid horror film and that's about it. i put it on par with backrooms.it's overrated on twitter and overhated on this board.regardless of where you are the discourse around this movie is bound to be unbelievably retarded. but i'm slightly (SLIGHTLY) more sympathetic towards /tv/'s attitudes towards it. i can't talk about this movie to anyone irl. so many people say this is their "litmus test" film. meaning if you are sympathetic towards bear in the slightest then they'll write you off as a rapist. it's so stupid that the movie has become a litmus test for me as well. if your main take away from it is "BeAr Is ThE ViLlIaN" then i can safely write you off as a complete mongoloid. it's bad enough to where even i am tempted to start hating the film out of spite. i mean i kinda do, come to think of it.
But didnt you see the scene where she walked backwards and then it looked like she was going to run at him but then she didnt run at him but you thought she was like what a jumpscare wow
Zoomers watch three movies every year dude
>>223195820Yeah movie was fucking garbage you motherfuckers tricked me into watching. Fucking niggers. fuck my nigger life.
>>223196470Way too much to be posting on /tv/
>>223195820It's not good at all frankly. It feels like a 2 hour youtube video about a creepypasta and not a proper film, in no small part due to Barker's extremely limited grasp of cinematic language. Every single shot is utterly formulaic, devoid of personality or style, shallow depth of field on everying, no interesting compositions, incredibly bland lighting (it's basically sepia tone, but without any contrast so everything is just orange/teal), the camera never moves or shoots from an unusual angle. The performances are all extremely hammy I'M ACTING tier nonsense. The only reason anybody is talking about it is culture war nonsense and thirsting over Inde.Objectively a 5/10 film.
>>223195820Relationship drama plots are catnip to the horde of retarded thiridie coomerphiles infesting the board.
Would you say it has become tvs obsession?
>>223196580The way it's shot is entirely deliberate by Barker because it's designed to be chopped up for TikToks. And it worked, it went viral.In the future you are going to see many, many more movies and TV shows shot exactly like this.
>>223195820>Why does /tv/ love this so much? Most /tv/ anons wish to have women that reject them. Bear is a self-insert for these guys.
>>223195820It wasn’t even better than Backrooms. I for one can’t even believe they took a gay shitlennial meme and made a decent 6/10 movie out of it
because Hereditary was shit and this movie was unlike Hereditary in every way, foremost by not being shit
Reminder: this movie exists to turn men into vending machines and call it love.She never has to say she wants you. You don’t get to read her either. Guessing is entitled. Waiting is creepy. Speaking up is only allowed if you already won. Your job is to put the coin in. Whether anything comes out is her business. If you notice the machine is empty, you’re the villain.“Do you like me?” is not a confession. It’s the slot. If he says yes, she can take it, stall it, or later claim he imagined it. If he freezes, he’s a coward. Either way she keeps every option and he takes the hit. That’s why they scream that “yes” is the non-pussy answer. It feeds the line. The second a man says “if you wanted me you’d say it,” her surplus breaks. She’d have to pick, lose the extras, and risk being a person instead of a booth.The film exists to protect that booth. Real pairing needs two people who will close the door. This story treats that as the threat. She can orbit him for years, fuck his friend, stay vague, move away, then administer a pop quiz. Compatibility doesn’t matter. Whether she likes him doesn’t matter. What matters is the line stays long and nobody calls the porta-potty a porta-potty.“Coward” is the pirate flag. It does not mean he failed a woman who chose him. It means he refused to strip for a girl who kept him as spare parts. That shame keeps the oversupply running. She gets endorsed for gluttony. He gets told civilization depends on him smiling in line.What actually dies is connection. Signals stop meaning anything. Men stop approaching anyone who isn’t already a sure thing. Women keep the fog because the fog is profit. Families don’t form from fog. A culture that needs the next generation cannot run on “she never has to say it, you must pay anyway, and you’re evil for noticing.”That isn’t horror. That’s a looting manual with a love story glued on the cover.
>>223196775meds
>>223196630That's why this movie must be ruthlessly shredded at every opportunity, it could prove to be even more corrosive to cinema than capeshit in the long run. Utterly cynical and corporate slop masquerading as indie horror, ask anyone in the industry amd you'll quickly realize that Barker was hand picked to be a """grassroots""" success.
>>223196820yes that post is like meds for the npc soul
