Why did he do it
>>223197024women can't resist the uncut majesty of goyim dick. that's her awestruck look, we never even saw her leave, only her side of the story later. she sucked that cock hard.
>>223197024Sometimes you gotta take a chance
>>223197024Had to whip it out.
How is it that Seinfeld holds up so well even in 2026? no seriously I started rewatching it from season 1 and even with no cellphones, using ancient terms like a fucking roll-a-dex (that shit was aged even by my age and I'm in my late 30s) it somehow is still hilarious.This shit is timeless
>>22319702450/50 chance.
>>223197024The vibe. When you're making out with a broad in a car and you pull your dick out, she'll suck it. It's rare that they don't. I remember this one lady, I didn't think she was going to so I stared at her blankly and she did. She was really bad at it too, I grabbed the back of her head and force fucked her mouth. Although this one woman, she liked the way I kissed and pulled my dick out without asking. It sucks that she was boring, I miss someone who wants to suck dick instead of someone who'll do it.
>>223197070>uncut>seinfeld
>>223197024The caddy (Quark from DS9) often talks about how rude the seinfeld cast was to him
>>223197168they seem so chill though
THEJERKSTORECALLED
>>223197092Lightly pushing a women down feels better than if she does it her self.Why are humans so fucked up?
>>223197092Omg! He is the thing!He is absorbing her!
>>223197392Watch ducks fuck sometime if you want to see fucked up. Or bedbugs, the female doesn't have a vagina so the male grabs her and stabs her in the abdomen with his dagger like penis.
>>223197136A lot of the gags came from Larry David's own life.
How do you initiate sexual acts on a date?I've only fucked hookers.
>>223197024Which was the worse cause of Elaine ghosting - this guy whipping it out or the mover who opposed abortion? Kramer is the only one of the core four who's not a dick in real life.
>>223197223THEY'RE CALLING OUTTA YOU
>>223197168>>223197206I absolutely know Jerry was a douche but julia likes to joke around and tease people.
>>223197677I unironically used to whip out my dick after kissingWorked most of the time
>>223197677>>223198323If you are alone with a girl the game is already set. There is no way any girl that doesnt like you should be alone with you.
>>223197677Just see how far it goes after kissing starts you dumb nigger
>>223197136Rolodex
https://redlib.catsarch.com/r/FanTheories/comments/8zeb9r/seinfeld_in_s05e16_the_standin_jerry_sets_up/
>>223197677The naked man
>>223197440ayo this anon watchin ducks fuck
>>223198599one of the best pictures i ever took and wish i still had but lost was me on a balcony, taking a picture of my two friends watching two ducks fucking, first picture is them looking at the ducks, second picture is them looking at meman where did that go
>>223197392you know, i was making this sloppa to tease you, but i think your right
>>22319702450/50 chance it worked.
>>223199044They never confirm it.
>>223197024In order to make that jewish slut wet.
>>223197024Because Larry David thought it would be funny
>>223197677In this situation, I'd over think if the woman was into me. Then I'd be thinking about how I am over-thinking it and I would become anxious and depressed over this. Ultimately, I decided the best think to do would be to drink until I lost my inhibitions and lean in to kiss her when I thought the time was right. It usually worked.
>>223197677>1) put arm around her>2) start kissing>3) start rubbing her like a genie lamp>4) nooo stahp anon I'm not that easy tehehe>5) return to step 1 and repeat until you pass step 4>6) escalate>6) noooo staph we're not having sex tonight>7) return to step 1>8) repeat until you pass step 6>9) escalate to point of wiping your dick out, bj and/or fuckingforeplay and sex is unironcally 10x easier than dating, literally putting on a song and dance like a fucking indonesian song bird just to activate the right neurons in the womans lizard brain so she likes you enough to be alone with you.
>>223197024One time, in the Uber on the way out after pre-drinking, a guy who I had not previously spoken to that night whipped out his phone and showed me a photo of his dick. I laughed.
>>223200593Someone i know had an older person show them an avn magazine during a car ride and then ask to see his imprint through his pants, then through his underwear, then...
>>223197024he's done it before and it usually works
>>223199033And what the hell is on Joey’s head?
>>223201342well it was matt, and it was one of those australian hats with all the corks on strings?
>>223197024>Dicklet doesn't know he can take out his cock when alone with a woman to instantly get her to see you as a sexual partner for life
>>223198323Tell us about a time it didn't
It is a test to see if the girl is a real Stacy. She panicked.
>>223198350Right? What is she going to do? Say no? Haha it’s too late…no one will believe them
>>223198350>>223202000I mean that a girl that doesnt have romantic and erotic feelings will not want to be around someone they dont like.
>>223201803She didnt.
>>223202271unless she's giga autistic and didn't realize she was on a date the entire day.
>>223202377well then just rape the stupid bitch bwahahahahahahahaha
>>223202377>>223202634I dont think such a person would be allowed unsupervised.
>>223197392cuz you get to touch their soft hair and feel how small their cranium is
>>223202634good morning
>>223197136Because you were told its the greatest sitcom of all time so you go into it predisposed to think its great so any little nose exhale feels like a gigalaugh
>>223198323>I unironically used to whip out my dick after kissing>Worked most of the timesame here. typically they cannot resist it, but then again i have a large 7" member. "you're huuuge!" they all love big dicks. each one was pleasantly surprised once i whipped it out. devour their necks for a bit, and whip it out. they'll be primed. they couldn't say no if they wanted to because at that point their pussy controls their whore brain
>>223197677Grab her by the pussy
>>223197024He had to get it on.
>>223197677just start sucking her dick unprompted
>>223200150what a grim post
>>223202687Maybe How I Met You'rr Mother is morr up you're alley buddy
>>223197024worked 100% for me
>>223204884So you sucked a cock
>>223197136i started the rewatch in july. up to S8 now. shit is still hilarious. 8 had some gems. The English Patient might be one of my top 5 all time episodes
>>223204893yeah, but i wasnt giving your son a ride home for free
>>223204931Kek your a faget
>>223197206They’re Jews.
>>223198256You're their top seller
>>223197024HahaJunk storeEpic
>>223201342a colander
Hello NewportHaha
>>223204893> hey Tone you hear what I said? He said "worked 100% for me," so I said "So you sucked a cock?">heh heh
>>223205011>T...I think it moved!!
>>223197136going with what >>223197654 said it's just "real". The stupid social situations are all things that regularly happens to all of us just living our lives, and the way all the characters misanthropically and selfishly deal with it is how we wish we could deal with it allunc era references aside, it just transcends generations
>>223197092You needed to cut the last 3 seconds from this clip
>>223204963AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME JERRY SAMA
>>223205028Put kramer on the phone asshole
>>223203691>Bbc fantasysYou arent black
>>223206329i'm white. maybe Germanic blood has somethin to do with it.
>>223205576kek
>>223205576lmao
>>223197092>>223205576Is there a website to find more of these? Or are all of these made here by anons and not posted anywhere else? We need a deviantart for good enough AI from old shows. I loved a webm the other day with George but I forgot to save it.
>>223197024>>223197092literally never seen a second of this show other than this webm so what's the context, who's the guy and who's the qt?
>>223198323>after kissing If you get to that point, you’re already there.
>>223206794he whipped it out
>>223206854It?
>>223206794They were on a date and were having a good time and he just whipped it out out of nowhere. As slutty as Elaine was in the show she didn't really put out on the first date.
>>223206864it
>>I unironically used to whip out my dick after kissing>>Worked most of the time>same here. typically they cannot resist it, but then again i have a large 7" member. "you're huuuge!" they all love big dicks. each one was pleasantly surprised once i whipped it out. devour their necks for a bit, and whip it out. they'll be primed. they couldn't say no if they wanted to because at that point their pussy controls their whore brain. They were all white btw cause white women are whores
>>223206878Out?
>>223201663I was on a tinder date, she and I smoked some weed then shes all like >weed makes me hornySo I whipped out my dick and shes like>uh no it was pretty embarrassing and felt like I was some kind of sexpest but she was also extremely unattractive so I didn't feel bad about ghosting
>>223197024Gotta let the hog breathe.
>>223197024Lainey was the town pump. And everyone knew it.
>>223207005>she was also extremely unattractiveWhat did you match with her, let alone go on a date?
>>223207054NTA but probably because ugly girls are usually easy
>>223200150Ive never escalated like this. Anytime I've scored, it was because she did all the escalation.
>>223207085But it's shameful to fuck an unattractive or fat girl. Haven't you seen the plapjack memes? Don't stoop to that level.
>>223197677Get good at massaging, especially feet/legs/thighs, there are plenty of tutorials online.If you're good enough you can make a bitch moan like she's getting fucked by giving a good foot massage, from there it's inevitable you'll end up fucking later
>>223198256Jerksta's calling out... for you!
>>223207113>gay little gook can't handle a BBWshamefur dispray
>>223207054MySpace angles are a real thing, and once you’re already in her apartment, I figured you might as well try to get your dick wet.Or at least, that’s how I felt at the time. In the years that followed, I ended up marrying a girl, and we didn’t have sex until we were married. Looking back, I found that relationship to be much better overall.
>>223206919im not black bro. half German, half Anglo, a good combo
>>223207454Mfw i shaked my sodie pop can lots before opening it
>>223200150porn game tier
>>223208784You have to rub her hidden randomly generated sensitive areas to increase her horniness meter high enough before moving to the next scene.
>>223197024always reminds me of jon taffer
>>223208784>>223208952Ha!
