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Chudette edition

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nuncle...
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You're gonna feel like you have the weak and feeble body of a woman after I'm done mating pressing you for several hours straight while telling you how much I love you
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mine nuncle
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Trying to determine the objectively worst one that guarantees my death, humiliation, end of my family, and general frustration. Let's see yours. Your goal is to get yourself killed as fast as possible, including wanting to kill yourself.
>yes, House of Black and White counts as a house, it's in the name and guarantees I am 100% fucked.
>must be within reason, I can't take the Mountain as a wife or the Night King as Maester
>I still can't decide if Theon would be a worse commander
>the assassin demon from Melisandre may be a worse enemy than the Faceless men, not sure if the books mentioned there's a way to protect against it. Maybe if you believe in the Lord of Light you're immune?
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>>223197318
daeron is icsh
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>>223197819
Theon Greyjoy already exists in the story
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>>223197819
>that wife and ginger cunt singing all the time
yeah you could have stopped there, it's joever.
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Ned actually beat Arthur Dayne
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is this the end of /got/hotd/dunk bros? We're still losing to fucking baneposters and snood.
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>>223199015
YOURE ALL THAT GUY
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>>223199015
Pin prick indian faggot I HATE YOU
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>>223197318
GODS I wish Daeron hugged me and touched me too
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>>223197350
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>>223199038
I am not indian, I am something worse.
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poppa bear?
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>>223199395
>I am not indian I am something far worse
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>>223197240
S3 was so bad I lost all interest. At least it was faster than GOT
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>"Jacaerys grew to become a handsome teenager. Responsible, bold, and politically savvy, he was protective of his family."
>"When the Prince of Dragonstone took his dragon back into the cold autumn sky, he did so with the knowledge that he had won three powerful lords and all their bannermen for his mother."
>"Though his fifteenth nameday was still half a year away, Prince Jacaerys had proved himself a man, and a worthy heir to the Iron Throne."
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>Have 3 shows
>No show is going on
How do you fuck up this bad?
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>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
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>>223201047
>>Have 3 shows
hotd, dunc, and ???
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>>223199755
Its a shame Rhaenyra ruined him by making him illegitimate, he was a good dude and would have been a good king had he been trueborn.
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fuck emma d'arcy
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>>223201526
i wish
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Swordbearer
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Rhaena is…
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>>223201674
His only mistake was listening to a Bracken.
Same with Daeron listening to a Blackwood bastard, had Bittersteel and Bloodraven fucked off then Daemon would have been his brother’s greatest supporter.
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>>223201729
Daeron did not deserve any support. The retarded Dornish cuckold he is
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I did a hike in Reykjadalur where Brienne and the Hound fight. Not exactly there but the same valley a few miles away. I started to realize on the hike back. Pretty kino but I had to shit the halfway mark after being constipated for 2 days.
...was literally starting to think I'd have to go behind a rock but that would have been difficult to keep hidden. Lots of tourists.
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>>223201747
This dude goes outside.
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Has there ever been a /got/ meetup? We could like... read together
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>>223201704
stop posting that uglyness. it hurts the soul not just the eyes.
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>>223202024
I agree, they should totally stop people from posting AI slop.
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>>223202041
cheeky cunt
the real actress is the ugly one
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>>223201747
so, where did you end up shitting?
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....semoc eH
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So what was the Emmy haul?
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>>223197240
We won
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>>223201542
Aristocratic
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>>223202475
>>223202554
>haul
>winning
Strange way to say /got/ got got and LOST
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>>223202609
You losted.
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>>223197350
Is it gay to want to kiss and ejaculate inside them?
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>>223201744
This.
He couldn't even stop Dornishmen from another Vulture King shit.
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>>223197240
Cringe
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>>223203562
Emilia was having second hand embarrassment.
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>>223197318
Kneeling before Daeron!
Swearing fealty to Daeron!
Telling Daeron he is going to be a great king!
Kissing Daeron's hand!
Protecting Daeron with your life!
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>>223203562
humiliation ritual for emilia

why HBO hate her so much?
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>>223203562
High Valyrian sounds very Jewish to me
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>>223203837
in the full video we can see dabid benioff in the crowd
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>>223202730
Technically you will be pansexual. So yes.
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>>223203837
Valyrians are Jewish coded, according to GRRM
It’s no wonder that Nazis like the Hightowers, Faith and maesters oppose them
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>King's landing has fallen
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>millions must die
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>race war now
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>Uuuuh guys let's tone it down a bit okay?
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>No, the beta uprising is upon us. She will pay for having soiled my honour.
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>Guys am I a bad king like Larys says?
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This general is dead. Let it die. Kill it.
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>Of course not, your grace, your forbearance, your judiciousness, your dignity speak for themselves.
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>See Larys? I told you!
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>>223203818
I think she was just pandering for content but I’m sure she’s still salty about her character’s end.
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>Who's gonna tell him?
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>i will make stannis burn shireen in the next book.
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>Tell what?
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>>223204710
>maelor doesn’t exist in the show so we didn’t get to see daeron and ormund genocide bitterbridge
George was right about the Butterflies.
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>>223205041
I'm the reason the TWOW will never be released by the way, I will simply not allow any text that besmirches the name of Stannis to exist.
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>>223205072
Well, in the book his motivation for being "daring" is to rescue his mom, sister and nephews imprisoned by rhaenyra. In this garbage shitshow he barely even mentions Alicent.
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>>223197240
/got/ 100 years Dunk and Egg!
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>>223205106
He's doing everything for uncle Gwayne.
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>>223204821
>Gwayne in charge of toning it down
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>>223205106
Funniest part is him just blurting out "I've no fear of irrelevance, she can keep the throne" to nuncle gwayne, stupid fucking kike writers think he'd just abandon his mom, sister and niece cause he doesn't care about a crown, goes to show about their mentality and values.
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>>223205081
>next book is out
>shireen is burned to repel the others
>stannis name dany as his heir now that shireen is dead
>in essos, dany name stannis as her heir

what would be your reaction ?
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>>223205154
Who wouldn't
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>>223205041
>>223205081
>>223205220
Why is Gurm such a fat lazy fuck? He has plenty of time for mingling with gaywad HBO execs and scouting African American actors to play Valyrians. But writing 65 words per day is too big of an ask.
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>>223206029
this nigga is over 10 years too late complaining about delays
literally only newfags care at this point
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>>223206116
>nigga
Shut up zoomer
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>>223206135
Saying that just exposes you as a faggot, everyone says nigga
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>>223206029
everyone's given up on him and substituted their own headcanon anyway.
that's why no one cares that Rhaenyra's prophecy motivation is irrelevant: her belief that dragons are needed to save the world means she's basically on our side, so GRRM's actual ending can just be ignored.
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>>223197240
egg is icsh
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Daemon's daughter loves Hightower cock!
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>>223206202
Only wiggers (includes all zoomers) and niggers say "nigga."
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>>223206135
I'm old enough to be your father, newfag
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I'm actually starting to believe the tyrion is Aerys son theory

tyrion talks about dragons a LOT in his chapters.
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>>223206335
Why'd you scrub their faces?
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>>223203579
Must be strange for Emilia to not be the worst actor in the room.
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>>223206335
>one daughter pumps out Hightower kids
>other daughter marries a bastard who cheats on her constantly
>son becomes king, hates dragons and lets them die out
>grandson is a faithcuck
>other son usurps throne from his own niece
>great-grandson is a dornecuck
yet people will say "Daemon won cause his bloodline lived" lmao
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>>223207266
I mean look at him. Insane freak
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>>223197240
Don't the dothraki have armor in the books?
are they always half-naked like in the show?
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>>223207381
None of those retards won, they just did the realm a favour by removing their gay ass dragons.
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Sam Tarly has a bigger cock than Jaime Lannister in the books
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>>223201674
>entire claim is just "I am a chad with a sword and I hate dornish"
>Still gets lords to follow him
Is it really that simple?
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>>223199755
Jace seems like he would have been a decent ruler, but the Green's decided to not groom Aegon to rule at all and Rhaenyra was a spoiled bitch who should have never been made heir.
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HOLD THE DOOR
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>>223207627
They're just as retarded in the books. The Unsullied are also shit, unironically naked except for a shield and helmet. Essos is fucking dumb.
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>>223207841
Preston's fan-fic chapter was fucking great, I actually teared up.
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>>223207862
Gay
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>>223207772
People REALLY hated the Dornish.
Which is perfectly understandable, looking at their history Dorne has consistently fucked around starting shit, the fact that they outright murdered King Daeron under peace banner and guest right and got away with it cause Baelor was a fucking moron is baffling.
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>>223207862
You mean Preston "I can't talk for 10 minutes without mentioning how much I hate religion, conservatism, or anything right of Mao" Jacobs?
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>>223205041
Will he also make Stannis teleport many weeks of travel to do that? They are nowhere near one another.

I almost believe the guy who "leaked" summaries of the various chapters of WoW just because he gave a good explanation for how it happens.
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>>223197240
did this scene make y'all rage and cry, chuds?
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>>223197240
When did George become so obsessed with the targshits?
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>>223207958
Bro, you're literally reading the books written by the biggest hippie boomer leftist alive.
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>>223208295
Even GRRM isn't this obnoxious about it, minus that one absolutely retarded spiel he did when together with Sanderson.
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>>223208188
For the same reason every setting in existence, from Tolkien up to WarCraft, are obsessed with Elves.

As soon as you realise Targaryens/Valyrians are just Elves that GRRM pretends are humans, it all becomes clear.
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>>223208454
Copium
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>>223208465
Valyrians are more like Numenorians who converted to Morgoth worship.
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>>223208465
Nah they are too retarded to be Elves.
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>>223208493
>Proceeds to let Morgoth roam freely in the Blessed Lands.

Not really.
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>>223197240
Do you think the worldbuilding of ASOIAF is good?
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>>223197819
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>>223208566
No.
Like look at the whole joke about tax policy, yet George's books never explore what is Robert's tax policy. Like did the North get good tax cuts for their participation in the rebellion, was the Reach taxed more due to remaining loyalist the longest?
Not to mention how there's no mention of any other banks besides the Iron Bank. Like a single bank that's located across the sea are we to believe is the sole banking union in the entire world?
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>>223208680
Don't forget how utterly simplistic the feudal system is. The ruler of the seven kingdoms is way too powerful than what a medieval king realistically was. Very few absolute monarchies even existed during history and certainly not during the middle ages.
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>>223207381
The funniest thing is that Daena was the one who was most like him along with her brother Daeron yet they constantly got undermined by their own uncle who ended up being Otto 2.0.
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>>223207937
I think it's funny how much George clearly loves the dornish but everything we learn about them makes them seem even bigger faggots, like the play reveal that Elia was no better then the rest, a fag schemer.
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>>223197819
>>223208591
Cersei is easily the worst wife you could have of these two. Lysa if you gave her some affection might fold but Cersei will literally never be happy.
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>>223197240
did the chudettes whoop and holler on x during this episode?
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>>223208295
So what, he has the chuds win and the hippies die brutally to subvert expectations
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>>223208741
Dont forget Ashara being the biggest whore of Westeros.
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>>223201516
>would have been a good king had he been trueborn.
Had he been trueborn he wouldn't be Jace, he'd just be some other arrogant pale haired brat who thinks the throne is his by right.
Just like Baelor wouldn't be Baelor if he wasn't a half Dornish mutt with no dragon or Rhaenys had Viserys not existed.
Dark haired Targs who should've been on the throne are just George's literary tool to tell you that good kings aren't born, they're made by life's circumstances(and they all suffer a horrible death for being the way they are).
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>>223208955
True.
>Ellia's gf who she loves
>Also a massive whore trying to fuck anything that moves
>Only fucks Brandon after Ned "no way fag's" her because he's saving himself for marriage
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>>223206325
luke is icsh
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What could have been...
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>>223209229
Where is Rickon?
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>>223209229
Robb's busy shooting missiles at americans huh
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>>223209240
IDF soldier Ramsay Boltstein sniped him
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Would they still fuck if they were born in a small Dagestani village?
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>be afraid /got/ is going to die
>decide to check out r/asoiaf

Jesus that place is a shithole lol

I thought the Reddit memes were just jokes
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>>223209458
rookie mistake
r/asoiafcirclejerk is where it's at
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>>223209430
Is Tyrion Hasbulla in this TL
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>>223209458
What’s so bad about it?
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>>223209540
Apparently not. Perhaps Tüwin threw him into a well after birth or smth
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>>223209598
>>223209430
Need to see Tyrion in this.
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>>223209598
Address him as Sheikh Tüwin
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>>223197240
His band has deserted him. what’s his next move?
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>>223209553
DAE think cat is overhated?? X 10000
DAE think dany won’t go mad in the book and will be le savior?? X 10000
DAE think Robert is le rapist and Cersei is le victim??? X 10000
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>>223209649
the gang is back together
:)
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>>223209681
Why the fuck did he make a cameo in the show in the first place?
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>>223209713
>THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN
>THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN
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>>223208535
>elves let Morgoth roam freely
That was Manwe lorelet. He just kept his promise.
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Why aren't there any republics in Westeros? Even the middle ages had Merchant Republics.
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>>223209747
It was a birthday present for Maisie Williams. D&D talk about it in the behind the scenes show for the episode.
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>>223209458
isnt she a streamer or something?
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>>223209101
season 1 bran is icsh
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>I am the moshiach that was promised!
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>>223197240
I forgot this show existed. When is Dunkakino back?
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>>223210729
>WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME JEW?
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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BOOK YOU FAT ASSHOLE?! FIFTEEN YEARS! FIFTEEN FUCKING YEARS SINCE THE DANCE OF DRAGONS! WHAT IN THE FUCK?!
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>>223210729
Why did the showrunners portray her as a bad guy during that scene?
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>>223202294
!on ,on ,oN
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you guys have to see this
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>>223201747
>filename
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>>223211137
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>>223211152
He had to ai remove niggers.
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>>223211153
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>>223211089
>her as a bad guy
Such a true statement
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>>223211169
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>>223210458
You have plenty in Essos.
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>>223210458
The wildlings are a republic, mance rayder is their nominal leader chosen by a parliament of tribes leaders.
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>>223212186
Monke
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>>223212186
Why is she sitting on his lap? Is that work place appropriate?
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>Knight of the Seven Kangdoms writer room:
>shidding and pissing is FUNNEY :^D
>other writers writers start clapping and rhythmically saying
>shidding pissing FUNNEY :^D
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>>223213127
Who is that guy?
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>>223213279
I dunno, but he’s creepy looking
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>>223212879
She's molesting poor ser Criston again.
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>>223213539
Yeah really looks like a whack job
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>>223213279
That's a mentally sound individual.
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>>223213273
goes to show you how shit hotd, got mogged by the poopy farty show, that must make the writers seethe
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>>223213829
>And here we can observe the lowest form of wit: deriving your opinions from YouTube videos
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>>223213982
>bro unironically likes hotd
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>>223213127
Daenerys as a character worked because she was hot. I think the core issue with Rhaenyra is that she’s really really ugly, the writers really handicapped themselves with that casting
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>>223197240
It's funny how they can't even get the quote right. It's not "I may appear to have" it's "I have". The real queen this is referencing didn't pretend that her body is only weaker than the body of men, because of a social concept, but because of biological reality.
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>>223214213
daeron and me
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poppa bear?
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>>223214422
Rhaenyra is no Elizabeth.
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>BROTHERRRRRRR I MUST FIGHT YOU BROTHEEEERRRRRR! BROTHER NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! BROTHERRRRR AGHHHHH BROTHER I MUST BE AM FIGHTING YOU I AM NOT HAPPY BROTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>223215887
Kino
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>>223215887
god this show is fucking shit
I spend 2 years of my life looking forward to this shit and it's so bad
this season finally killed it
first season of any GoT show I didn't rewatch when the season finished
just dont fucking care anymore
fuck women
fuck jews
fuck faggot simps like Condall
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In this business of show, you have to have the heart of an angel and the hide of an elephant.
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>Dies instantly from this somehow
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>>223216100
I was listening to a Preston Jacobs stream when the season ended and he made a rather interesting point. The average episode of season 1 covered twelve pages. The average episode of season 2 covered four.
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Why did Viserys let Drogo kill him without even trying to warn Daenerys of Aegon’s prophecy? He had to have known about it, the Mad King appointed him as his heir after Rhaegar was killed.
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>>223216365
The prophecy is a retcon. Aegon conquered Westeros because he wanted to be king and having three dragons made it easy.
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>>223197240
>May appear to have the body of a woman
So they're a man?
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>>223213127
emilia mog hard
and her being scared of the troon is based and hilarious.
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>>223207846
Anon, you're not supposed to treat it seriously/realistically. There's a combat unit fighting on FUCKING STILTS.

This is something that retards like Preston Jacobs can't get into their heads - it's FANTASY.
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POPPA BEAR!
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Imagine if Jon Snow arrived for the first time at Castle Black and he suddenly realises that over 50% of the Night's Watch are Ironborn
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>>223218308
Why was Theon such a faggot and Euron was so cool?
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>>223206295
>her belief that dragons are needed to save the world means she's basically on our side, so GRRM's actual ending can just be ignored
...But...The show that she's in is inevitably heading towards the conclusion where the dragons were absolutely irrelevant in stopping the army of the dead. They were in fact the reason the Others even got through the wall and Rhaenyra's descendants were both failures. The hypothetical book ending is your only hope that the dragons, both literal and metaphorical, would ever amount to something.
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>>223209681
This armor is really asking for a fucking cock stab.
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>>223217845
It's fantasy except GRRM's always presented war as being on very grounded and realistic terms similar to our middle to late Medieval battles, until it comes to Essos, where shit gets so ridiculous it might as well be from a different series entirely.
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>>223219135
Imagine having armor
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>>223218601
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>>223216365
>the Mad King appointed him as his heir after Rhaegar was killed
this one was always funny when looking at the later seasons of the show

>aerys II dishinerited rhaegar and his line, aegon was still alive while viserys was the heir of aerys II
>later daenerys is heir of viserys and named princess of dragonstone
>season 7 happen and somehow the dishinerited line should be taken into account

i know it's already a debate in the book related to young griff, but the show doesn't even talk about it and it was retarded.
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>>223216365
>Why did Viserys let Drogo kill him without even trying to warn Daenerys of Aegon’s prophecy?
Cause that little retard didn't know shit about the prophecy, it was lost after Rhaenyra became Sunfyre's dinner and it wasn't rediscovered until Rhaegar and Aemon investigated old texts together.
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>>223219288
Should've stayed lost.
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>>223219298
I still am
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>>223197240
inshallah
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Northerners be like "I can't believe the guys who live in the "Dreadfort" betrayed us and are evil"
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>>223215887
…who the fuck were these guys
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>>223219940
>slow mind quick temper starkshit
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>>223197350
Imagine that schnozz going up your bum
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Why in the fuck was balon allowed to live after losing a rebellion against the crown. Didn't even go to the wall. Just let him right back into his castle. It's utterly ridiculous the iron born weren't wiped out completely from all their bullshit over the years
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XD

https://youtu.be/NX7lpiWorxg?si=7bRPYOn5jtS0NAqA&t=730
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>>223220966
The fact that wildfire wasn't used against the dead even once is a missed opportunity for sure. That shit would've been a huge help in the battle for Winterfell, just saying.
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>>223211187
Silly tart
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what's up with SnKfags going to war with GoTfags on twitter?

Both had spectacularly terrible endings
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Why didn’t the mummers tell Aerion that the black dragon puppet being slain represented the Blackfyre’s being defeated to calm him down?
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>>223221831
Aerys was stockpiling it to stop the White Walkers
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Tully Victory
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>>223206029
bwo? Dance was published in 2011
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>>223223651
Anon... I... 2011 was 26 years ago...
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>>223223727
nyooooooooooooo
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>>223223769
yea I know, covid fucked up the perception of time passing
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>>223222924
she cucked ned with maester luwin
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>>223223804
So what?
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>>223222924
Gods there won't be a drop of cum left in me if she looked at my penis like that. I want to fuck this hag so bad.
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MY KING
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>>223223997
Jon...
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>>223223997
Brandon…
Ned…
Robb…
Jon…
Jaime…
Cersei…
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>>223224092
Why the FUCK didn't Robb explain the next step of his master plan to one of his army's commanders.
He wouldn't get me to go down with the Wreckege Brother.
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>>223223997
Brienne...
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>>223211137
scroll up
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>>223224427
plothole
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>>223223997
Theon…
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>>223224558
But Brienne’s a girl
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>>223225094
Has anyone checked?
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>>223225176
Jaime Lannister
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>>223225176
I did. :)
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>>223225094
So is Cersei >>223224342
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>>223221302
Real life isn't a Paradox strategy game (and GRRM tries to model ASOIAF close to real life) where you can just click on the rebellious character's "send to exile" (costs -20 Karma) option.
How could removing him have been enforced? A surrender is not automatically an unconditional surrender. Most wins over an enemy state actor don't end in that state's leadership being removed, because it can't be enforced.
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>>223226390
It’s a rebellious vassal, who was besieged and defeated in his own castle. Behead him and raise some more loyal guy into his position.
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>>223226608
You'll piss off all your other vassals.
Besides it's not as if it was totally unreasonable to believe the 7 Kingdoms were going to fall apart with the ending of the Targaryan dynasty.
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>>223222375
>got had a terrible ending
Fucking filtered
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>>223226872
Warged, wheelchair-bound hands.
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>>223226390

It's would be no different than when the gardeners were struck down by the targs and replaced with the tyrells
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Any yuri in season 3?
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>Any yuri in season 3?
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what the hell was the point of the reek chapter in adwd about Brandon stark having an affair with the barrowton lady
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>Made Dany's eggs Syrax's clutch and not the Farman bitch who stole them from Dreamfyre when Rhaena had her
Oh fuck off.
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>>223227400
Schizo rants to mix in with the maester conspiracy lore drop so it’s less credible
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>tfw will never have my face sat on by fat Lannister wife
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>>223227722
They robbed us every step of the way just to make Rhaenyra look more important.
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>Gregor Clegane and Amory Lorch storm into the bedroom to apprehend Elia
>Aegon's head is already smashed in, Rhaeny's dead on the floor with multiple stab wounds
>Elia is standing there with a cruel smile as she looks at the two brave men and says "Nobody will ever believe you."
>Crushes her own head, leaving the two brave knights standing traumatized and blamed for the dornish whore's actions
A more tragic tale then the kingslayer. The Dornish truly are evil.
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>>223227895

Ser Gregor The Just
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>>223227895
>Innkeepers daughter forced herself on him, couldn't push her off without harming her
>Gregor the kind was just trying to stop Sandor backing into the fire who didn't listen
>Beric Dondarrion stabs himself in the eye to further discredit Gregor the kind
>Gergor the Kind only told the conniving Dornishman he killed Elia to calm him down, blinded by the poison he accidently crushed his skull
>Died with nobody knowing the truth
The Mountain... had a hard life.
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>>223207627
The dothratards don't believe in armor. Everyone in Essos sucks at fighting. The Golden Company is the best fighting force in the continent and they're Westerosi exiles or Essossi who adopted Westerosi martial practices.
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>>223228158
Bittersteel W
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>>223226682
The fuck are you talking about? It wasn't exactly uncommon for kings to attaint rebel lords.
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>The play was made just to make Arthur Dayne gay and Ashara a whore so people will think Darkstar isn't the most gay and lame Dayne.
You WILL call him Darkstar, as he is from the night. (and not a homo)
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>>223228388
Ashara killed herself because Darkstar refused her advances.
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>>223227895
Elia had a post partum depression moment and Ser Gregor didn't reach her in time to avoid the tragedy. Sad.
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I wonder if the bannerlord mod will be released before season 4.
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>>223227835
Walder was based for getting Emmon that marriage
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>>223227895
Fake and gay. We all know Gregor the godly made it in time to rescue Aegon and send him to Essos where Jon Connington was able to raise him.
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>>223228103
Reminder that confessions made under torture mean nothing. Gregor is INNOCENT.
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>>223227835
All the ladies of the illustrious houses must get round and wide and double chinned and huge-busomed. So sayeth me.
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>>223228444
Checked
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>>223227895
her knife looks too modern
it irks me
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>>223227131
It's a yaoi season.
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>>223228502
XD
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>>223227400
>invites Theon to a secluded place
>tells him about her first time
>says they have a lot in common
She wanted to learn what rhymes with freak.
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>>223229540
MY BOY!
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Imagine this scenario
>little finger has a dumb guy who he uses as his henchman/stooge for things
>he’s not retarded just dimwitted
>petyr is always having him do shit or function as the fall guy for plans
>but he never gets in trouble due to dumb luck or maybe a higher force intervening
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>>223226390
>majority of the most hardcore reavers died in the war
>give the rest the choice of execution or the Wall
>balon and his brothers executed, Theon to the Wall, Asha to the silent sisters
>exile all drowned priests
>throw seastone chair into the sea
>free the thralls
>next generation of Iron Island lords taken as hostages and raised to be regular people on the mainland
>Iron Islands is no longer independent kingdom, fold it into the North as a reward to your most loyal vassal and to ensure it's kept under control
not complicated, should have been done centuries ago
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But what about the bastard attack on the ratcatchers?
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>In 104 AC, Criston won a melee at the tourney at Maidenpool to celebrate the ascension of King Viserys I Targaryen to the Iron Throne, drawing the attention of the royal court by knocking Dark Sister from the hands of Prince Daemon Targaryen with his morningstar. He gave the victor's laurel to the seven-year-old Princess Rhaenyra Targaryen, whose favor he wore while unhorsing Daemon in the joust
>Thereafter, King Viserys indulged Rhaenyra by naming Criston her personal sworn shield.
>Criston wore Rhaenyra's favor in a tournament in 111 AC where he unhorsed Ser Gwayne Hightower, younger brother and champion to King Viserys's second wife and queen, Alicent Hightower.[4] Half a year later, Daemon departed the capital after quarreling with his royal brother.
Ser Criston never stood a chance with this brat
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I thought being a NEET meant I could do whatever I wanted.
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Why does /got/ Stannis so much?
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>look into Memory, Sorrow, and Thorn
>90% of GRRM's plot points and characters are stolen from it 1-1
>literally just copied another guy's series and added degenerate rape and incest to make it more edgy
is GRRM the biggest hack alive?
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>>223230250
>Prester John
lmao
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She's been fucking Lancel, and Osmund Kettleblack, and Moon Boy
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>>223230362
how was littlefinger able to infiltrate the kettleblacks in so flawlessly?
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>>223228696
Imagine Sansa after another decade of lemon cakes
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>>223230561
Good post I imagined it
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>Imagine Sansa after another decade of lemon cakes
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Fat alcoholic Cersei getting her golden swamp licked by a 100 lb foreign serving girl
Burping loudly and demanding more Dornish red
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>>223230727
Cersei doesn't like Dornish wine
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>>223230574
Isn’t that just Lyssa?
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>>223230755
I was going to write Arbor Gold but I wanted to be contrarian. Should’ve remembered.
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Cassie is watching Knight of the Seven Kingdoms on Patreon atm
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>>223230028
Should give the Islands to Twyin
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>>223230836
No
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>>223230574
Manfred Dondarrion on the right.
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>>223230908
who
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did you ever make up your own house?
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>>223231577
Anons made their own houses back when this general was fun, those were the days
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>>223231721
when did they stop being fun?
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>>223231743
When season 2 sucked
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>>223231909
damn
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Rhaenyra is the rightful heir

Like Stannis
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>>223232080
Stannis himself says Rhaenyra was a usurper.
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>>223232168
Baratheons were Greens, Stannis was brainwashed
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>It's alright now Little Bird. You're apart of the Adams Family now.
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>>223233186
She turned int Lysa instead of Cat
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poppa bear?



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