Could he have saved Jonah?
>>223200192Why are they running out of shrimp Jonah?
>>223200192I still have never seen the clip on the right and have no idea who "Ornella" is
>>223203026that's great jonah keep repeating the affirmations your therapist gave you
>>223203026she's a french weather woman who was unnecessarily mean to a fat jew
>>223200192You can't save Jonah because he started it. If he had been a nice guest and made appropriate small talk it would have never happened but he couldn't help himself and he insulted the host.
>>223203127>unnecessarily>>223203026At the time Jonah Hill had lost some weight and improved his looks so he really thought he was finally a normal "sexy" movie star and not just some fat faggot joke, while on a press tour in France, Ornella Fleury (then a glorified weather girl) said something like "oh it was fun seeing you in [This is the End] getting sodomized by a giant demon!" and Hill replied with some weak banter like "oh I hear you/french girls love anal eheh". She then told a whole story about him bringing Leo and Brad to her and then he leaves while she's getting gangbanged by them (it was a joke with the punchline being she's not sexually attracted to him even though she described a date ahah) he just left the set and cancelled the rest of his yurop tour. She later apologized with something like "I thought you were a comedian" That was 12 years ago and arguably, he never recovered.
>>223203198imagine being such a woman that you know all this
>>223203220It's basic /tv/ lore that I've had a decade to hear about and also I'm French so it's national lore too.
>>223203198Yeah people here tend to ignore the first part of their interaction. I honestly think it makes it way funnier.
>>223203228>I'm French so it's national lore too.to think that fat fuck is part of your national lore, fucking kekhe couldn't just talk about the weather or laugh at her silly jokes, there is no denying ones true nature
>>223203233Yeah the underlying truth is people dunk on Jonah Hill because he's deeply unlikeable.
>>223203260It also shows so much more how incapable of being funny he is due to his insecurity.Everybody else would have seen that first remark as a mild joke, more of a jab at the movie really but little Jonah just can't help bit see it as an insult he can't ignore, so he does the dumbest thing a man can do and try to get back at a woman in front of an audience.So naturally she decides to finish him.A little self-deprecation, some playful teasing and it wouldn't have come that far, people would have laughed, his public image would have gotten a little boost but nah, need to sperg out like the bullied little fat jew lolcow he is.
>>223203373>so he does the dumbest thing a man can do and try to get back at a woman in front of an audience.>So naturally she decides to finish him.Kek
>>223203026Just some stupid whore with a big mouth who would never say SHIT to Yellow Belt Jonah.
>>223203220Everyone knows it, don't be proud of your ignorance.
>>223203127>unnecessarily mean to a fatimpossible
What genuinely could have saved Jonah? What happened to him in childhood that made him so pathetic? Did his dad beat him too much? Not enough? Did he get embarrassed in front of his whole middle school? I'm sure there's some deep emotional childhood trauma that shaped Jonah into the 40 year old bitchboy we see today.
So this is what it's like when memes collide
>>223204674Probably just the token fat jew that nobody has ever taken seriously.
>>223204674By never meeting Apatow. His father had ties with Guns n' Roses, his brother with Robin Thicke and Maroon 5, he saddled up with Dustin Hoffman's kids, and yet with all that nepotism, he couldn't overcome his innate unlikeability and lack of talent to parlay it into a film career.Until he met Apatow at the kvetching convention. Wheresoever two nepotistic jews meet, one must offer the other film roles. It's in the Talmud.
>>223204674Could have either not been fat or not been a jew.
>>223203228>it's national lore too.no, I am French as well and no one remembers this interaction outside of people on here and on the 18-25
>>223204854I mean he was the funny fat guy in Superbad
