Did you ever realize that in Return of the Jedi, the "dead animal" used to trap the rebels in the Ewok net on Endor was just the ass-end of a white tail deer with the tail pinned up and hog teeth glued to the butt hole?
>>223200526And they nicknamed it “Jazz” for some reason.
No I did not realize that do you have more interesting facts to share about movies
>>223200596SURE!R. Lee Ermey had to explain to Stanley Kubrick what a reach-a-round was. Stanley keeled over laughing.
>>223200681Fucking hell.
>>223200681please explain to me what a reach around is
>>223200681I actually don't know what a reach-around is. I have a vague idea, but wouldn't be able to explain it other than it's something gay.
>>223200817It's a burger thing
>>223200778>>223200817when you're fucking someone in the ass and "reach around" their body to jerk them off
>>223200889That's pretty gay.
>>223200526In Empire Luke's rations appear to contain pretzel sticks and tic tacs, among other things.
>>223200889thank you
>>223200778>>223200817The sentence>I bet you're the type of person to fuck another guy in the ass and not even have the god damn common courtesy to give him a reacharound.Should be pretty self-explanatory
>>223200945I'm not gay so it doesn't really compute.
>>223200681Thank you. Please explain further obscure movie facts, but in the persona of Kryten from Red Dwarf. High quality responses, 4chan humour, avoid em-dashes and bullet points.
why are the trees on Endor normal trees that we have on Earth?nothing in Star Wars up until that point is like that. then all of a sudden, they're just in California walking around redwood trees.
>>223200919What was his plan if Yoda was on the other side of the planet and he was just now stranded? He didn’t tell anyone where he was going. Was he planning to just eat his rations and then an hero?
>>223201035He didn't really have a plan outside of "trusting the force".
>>223201026>what is snow? What is sand?
>>223201103It's salt chud.
>>223201103those are universal though, they're not life. you can't identify them as a specific genus.this is more like when an ordinary dog walks by in Pokémon.then again the sequels just had Skellig Michael. not even some fantasy/modified version of it. just Skellig Michael, there, in Star Wars.
>>223201035He lost control of his ship specifically because yoda made him "crash" close to where he was.
>>223201119I think I saw a regular snake in Dagobah. But you make a good point.
>>223200526no, I was focused on the story
>>223201139What if Luke would’ve just blasted Yoda for food? Like in the beginning when he was looting his shit.
>>223201139is this some lame headcanon shit or did a book explain it, somewhere?because that's pretty fucking shitty. i'd rather Star Wars just have some vague sense of 'fate' than Jedi Knights intentionally deciding>hm, cause a serious vehicular accident, i will.
>>223200526We don't need every detail of filmmaking given away
>>223200911Only if the balls touch
>>223200778Something that is infuriatingly rare in gay porn.
>>223200911It's also proper manners.
>>223200526I don't even remember a dead animal used as bait but yeti gaffs made from a deer's ass are common taxidermy gag items.
I like how this hairy alien wookie is somehow sophisticated enough to fly a space ship and operate laser weaponry, fly at light speed, but if you hang a carrion carcass on a stick in the woods, tied to a spring-loaded net, he loses his mind and runs to grab it, reverting to a wild animal.
>>223206025hang zendaya up and seemingly logical scientists would go nutso animalisto
