>his grandmother noticed him glare down her cleavage >tell her to make a angry face and go change shirt>oh, and make this a core memory
do anons really? at least do it to your hot aunt
>>223202459This meme has become an avenue for awkward anons to tell on themselves.
>>223202459>get those fat tits out of my face meemaw im trying to play videogames not cumWould have been funny and not an awkward traumatic memory if you were a chad like me.
>>223202459Take away his foreskin so he can no longer experience the male g spot
>>223202459Holy spic
>>223202585Uh duh!
Wait. Do family members know when youre looking at their ass or cleavage? I cant help where my eyes go
>>223202459>give OP prostate cancer
>>223202585it always was dude
>>223202539I didn't have any hot aunts. The youngest looked like a younger version of my mom as does my sister. The two older ones were whiskey hags since I can remember. I recall multiple times of me asking to take a drink from their cup while they were driving and it was coke and whiskey them they would laugh. We had this hill called Suicide Hill in my town because it was steep and every fucking Halloween they would get drunk and make me, my siblings, and my cousins hop out of the truck and try to push it up hill. Good times, really.
>>223202747I'm sure they know but also know it isn't exactly intentional. My sister always had some fat ass titties after giving birth and wasn't shy about whipping them out to feed. It's generally understandable among people who have been around that thing that you might accidentally look somewhere you didn't mean to. Then you have my cousin who would tell me to look at her and suddenly spray me with her breast milk when I was like 10. Yeah, life was weird.
>make his sister practice on him before getting a bf>hmm i wonder what kind of gf he will end up with
>>223202832Damn that’s hot
>>223202660I got circumcised as an adult. Sex is better without the extra skin. You're not missing much anon
>>223203184>sex is better with less penisnigga u retarded
>>223203199It's just extra skin
>>223203184
>>223203205The foreskin has more sensitive nerves than the entire rest of the male body. But you knew that already and are baiting. You can stop now.
>>223203212If I was Jewish I would have been at birth
>cant even use the meme template correctlyDid you even watch the movie?
>>223203230It's just skin. It wasn't more sensitive than the tip
>>223203268Okay, bud. I hope your (you)s and looking like an absolute retard makes you happy. You're pathetic.
>>223202459>Remove his foreskin>trick him into thinking his g spot is in his anus instead >Sent his forskin for stem cell extraction>Sell it to a cosmetics supplier>call him a goyum
>>223203268>>223203286Because you know damn well the glans dries out and loses sensitivity with the removal of foreskin. I misspoke.
>>223202832What south American country are you from?
>>223203314None. I just had a bunch of methhead cousins. All of them that were older than me, actually. As far as I know no cousins born after my siblings did meth because we helped raise them. If you're referring to my sister I can't exactly complain when she whips her tit out in her own house. I just happen to look over and my eye is drawn to the baby then I look away. She has had five of 'em so it isn't exactly a rare occurrence and just something you have to get over as a family.
>>223203184It's probably better in the sense that you last longer since you feel less pleasure.
How much would this fucking show cost???
>>223203370bout three fiddy
>>223203354This is the real medieval peasant experience, like how families would all share one room and children + grandparents had to hear the parents fuck
>Have him fart in a crowded elevator>Now have the noxious odour enter their nostrils involuntarily, forever imprinting the scent on their memory>Make him say "Whoever smelt it dealt it">Open the elevator doors>Whilst everyone else is lamenting the foul aroma have him openly state"Incase i don't see ya!~"
>>223203398I don't see why I should expect my sister to leave a room of her own house because I am uncomfortable. It's not like I ever looked over and saw her nipple.
>>223202459one time I was riding a bus and when passing the money to the driver I took a peek at some girl's cleavage but I didn't sleep that night and I think because of that I stared for too long (not like for 10 seconds but just enough for everyone to notice) and literally every single passenger except for me left on the next stop. I think it was because the route was rare (basically it was just a shuttle to a one-time event and it was supposed to stop at the bus station in the town) and they didn't realize that this isn't the final stop and just followed a few people who actually had to leave there like cattle but part of me fears that they were so grossed out by me that thet left at the first opportunity even at the expense of ending up at the edge of the town
>>223203416Don’t get me wrong mate there’s nothing wrong with that, much healthier than being an Anglo turboprude
>>223202585Konnichiwa dude!
>>223203454
>>223203230No, this claim is not true. While the foreskin is a highly specialized tissue rich in nerve endings, it absolutely does not contain more sensitive nerves than the entire rest of the male body combined.This statement is a viral exaggeration likely stemming from debates surrounding male circumcision. The Real Anatomy vs. The MythThe "Total Body" Comparison: Your fingertips, lips, tongue, and the soles of your feet each contain a massive concentration of sensory receptors. The human brain dedicates significantly larger sensory processing areas to your hands and face than it does to the genitals.The Number of Nerve Endings: Viral internet claims often state that the foreskin has anywhere from 20,000 to over 80,000 nerve endings. In reality, peer-reviewed histological studies estimate the actual number of specialized nerve endings (such as fine-touch Meissner's corpuscles) in the foreskin to be much lower, generally between 1,000 and 10,000.The Glans (Head of the Penis): The head of the penis alone contains thousands of its own sensory nerve endings (often cited around 4,000).
>>223203370they couldn't do it. hitler only got a few blocks laid for a similar structure and they sank into the earth too fast and the engineers said it would have it's own weather patterns at the top they couldn't control
>>223203500Maybe if you read my post afterwards instead of relying on AI to feed you then you would have understood.
>>223203454One time i had to get on a bus that would take me to the train station but i had no cash and i fake scanned my public-transit card and the driver called me out on it not registering and i had to tell him i had no money and he angrily agreed to shuttle me there free of charge. A girl i just went on a date with was seeing me off & it would've been monumentally embarrassing to tell her i couldn't afford bus fare
>>223203507>hitler only got a few blocks laid for a similar structureWhat structure?
>>223203370metaballstudios is a good channel
>>223203361>since you feel less pleasurethis cope by dick cheese europoors
>>223203354> She has had five of 'emAnd she, her husband and their children live in the same house as you?
>>223203555Farfrumpoopen is where is was located but can't recall the building name
>he's been consisting with his diet and work out and is pretty fit>also got a well paying job>well, make him go baldHhahahaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>223202459LMAO
>>223203597>You don't feel less pleasureThis cope by mutilated amerimutts
>>223203184retarded cope ... you're missing out on extra good stimulation
>>223203370>make the most incredible engineering structure in all of history>use it for a boring show about a man doing life stuff
>>223202459oh hey it's that voice actor from call of duty black ops
>>223202585its true, sir, I was attacked by a leopard when I went out for a smoke.
>>223203370There's literally no reason why they had to build a giant dome. They could've just had an isolated town.
>>223207491They had to control the weather, cameras in the sky and the diurnal cycle.
>>223202660the male G spot is the prostate thoughbeit
