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Anonymous Archived
 No.223203439
 No.223203439 Archived
>I was born in 1601. I’m a vampire
What?
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Anonymous
 No.223203806
 No.223203806
alucard backwards is how I usually fuck him
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Anonymous
 No.223203863
 No.223203863
>>223203439
He was born in 1601. He's a vampire.
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Anonymous
 No.223203864
 No.223203864
>>223203439
>what's stopping me from inventing my own ping pong?
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Anonymous
 No.223203900
 No.223203900
>>223203439
I totally forgot about the spanking scene. Apparently they had to shoot that for hours.
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Anonymous
 No.223203916
 No.223203916
>>223203439
I watched this movie slightly drunk and genuinely thought this was a giant plot twist for a moment
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Anonymous
 No.223203926
 No.223203926
so everyone born in 1601 was a vampire?
wtf
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Anonymous
 No.223203953
 No.223203953
>>223203916
It was supposed to be but the director chickened out.
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Anonymous
 No.223204035
 No.223204035
I'M A VAMPIRE!
I'M A VAMPIRE!
I'M A VAMPIRE!
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Anonymous
 No.223204054
 No.223204054
>>223203439
That's great but we're just trying to pitch our compostable underwear to you.
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Anonymous
 No.223204066
 No.223204066
>>223203439
he a vampire
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Anonymous
 No.223204230
 No.223204230
Wasnt there even a discussion about makign him an actual vampire? I think the director was so impressed by that improvised line he actually considered shootign a different ending
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Anonymous
 No.223204292
 No.223204292
>>223203439
It seems to me Harry truman at 1949?
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Anonymous
 No.223204317
 No.223204317
>>223203926
Not everyone born in 1601 was a vampire but all vampires were born in 1601
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Anonymous
 No.223204318
 No.223204318
>>223204035
Abcdefghijklmnop!
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Anonymous
 No.223204348
 No.223204348
>>223203439
I was born yesterday and i believe him
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Anonymous
 No.223204930
 No.223204930
>>223203439
>jewish actor decides to be honest to the goycattle for once
I wonder if they ever punished him for that
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Anonymous
 No.223205693
 No.223205693
>>223203439
What movie is this from? Why is Mr. Wonderful playing a vampire in a movie?
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