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THIS SUMMER 09/15/26(Tue)10:20:02 No.223203538

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THIS SUMMER Anonymous 09/15/26(Tue)10:20:02 No.223203538

>Join one unlucky guy!

shot of Rob Schneider on the streets of St. Petersburg, holding a map, trying to talk to the locals in englisch

>Who gets caught up in one unlucky war

shot of Putin ordering an invasion and montage of tanks, helis, and a map of Russian forces pouring over a map of Ukraine

shot of Rob being mistaken for an AWOL soldier getting grabbed and hauled off

>Wait!

shot of recruits pouring out of freight trains into a russian training camp

>You guys!

montage of beatings, being shot at, grenade nearly going off in Robs hand

>Have made!

Rob gets thrown into a truck

>a big...mistake...

arrives at front, explosions on the horizon

>now he must survive a war he never signed up form through any means neccesary.

WALKING ON SUNSHINE STARTS PLAYING

shot of Rob dressed as a woman dancing for Chechans

shot of Rob trying to look inconspicuous while getting a medal from Yevgeny Prigozhin

shot of Rob pointing at the sky telling his smoking buddies about so,e strange bird, suddenly bombs drop and he has to run ...

straight into to a minefield

THIS SUMMER

ROB SCHNEIDER IS...

GOING TO WAR