>budget: $20 mil>box office: $3.3 milBitch ass (((Hollywood))) pussy Andrew Garfield's medieval story about a peasant revolt in England was going to be "galvanizing" for audiences seeing their own modern struggles reflected, adding, "And I hope that if any billionaires watch it, they're scared shitless" according to him. Instead, the audience gave him, and this obvious piece of propaganda, a big middle finger and saved their time and money.When, if ever, will these stupid motherfuckers realize the audience can see through their bullshit? FUCK (((Hollywood)))!
The temporarily embarrassed billionaires of 4chan.org/tv/
>>223203694Never heard of it. Sounds kino though. Thanks for letting me know.
>>223203776It was pure kino and no minorities. Normies didn’t like it because it was basically 2 hours of people running, fucking shit up, and screaming, ya know what a revolt actually is
>>223203747Permanently embarrassing reddit berniebros fighting their culture war on 4chan.org
>>223203776>>223203790>medieval filterAutomatically slop.
>>223203694>flopped as Spidey>flopped in this film>screwed up Emma Stone, the better version of SadieThe real Peter Parker, his new girlfriend is hot tho
>>223203747You know, everyone has the potential to realize millions of dollars worth of capital in their life time
>>223203694We're there black people in it
>>223203694Jamming robin hood into it for no good reason probably didn't help it any.
>>223203747I live vicariously through billionaires. I enjoy watching them live on yachts and fuck supermodels, and get results in washington, I don't need that sort of life myself to be happy (I just need you to be miserable)
>>223204941>get results in Washington I just love how efficient they are at draining the gibs directly into their gullets.
>>223203694lotta Robin Hood stuff coming out rn, weird
What is this Hollywood obsession with deconstructing Robin Hood? It never works. If you're so committed to making a Robin Hood movie why not just fill it with the things people actually like about Robin Hood? When's the last time someone just made a straightforward light hearted Robin Hood adventure story? The 90s?
For me it was a peasant easily bodying 3 English knights in full plate armor with a grain sickle.
>>223203694>>budget: $20 milSomehow even that seems like too much money for what looked like a straight-to-DVD movie.
>>223205673>When's the last time someone just made a straightforward light hearted Robin Hood adventure story?Even that would flop. Robin Hood is one of those classic characters that modern audiences don't seem to care about anymore, like Frankenstein's monster.A low budget series about Robin Hood would attract a loyal audience I think if they didn't wait years between seasons.
>>223203747The actors are millions wealthier than me.
>>223203694Osyssey and Spiderman just made 4 billion dollars normies love goyslop
>>223205827Proof that normies aren't people.
>>223203694Now I understand why the Odiversity made gangbusters and this one flopped
>>223203694>White movie for white people failsYou asking to be racial replaced by mexicans
>>223205673Becuase most white anglo culture comes from stealing rome colonist or indio native culture after killing them.Robing hood is 100% english, but sucks
>>223205555Quads of truth.(((They))) want people to be violent so (((they))) can justify greater restrictions and make it easier to create their totalitarian state they dream of every night. Classic "useful idiot" shit.
>>223205673>why not just fill it with the things people actually like about Robin Hood?Because (((they))) hate you.
>>223205875>>White movie for white people failsCommunists aren't people.
>>223203694>was going to be "galvanizing" for audiences seeing their own modern struggles reflected,That's the thing. I don't want to see my struggles reflected in movies, lol. I go to the movies to forget my struggles. Show me the struggles of some other poor bastard, lol.
>>223203694>"And I hope that if any billionaires watch it, they're scared shitless""I hope the very same billionaires who financed this shit watch it!"And they still didn't.
>>223203694This sounds like a great premise
I give you five crop cycles when we get there. Anything happens in that five crop cycles and I'm yours. No matter what. Any fallow period on either side of that and you're on your own. I don't till while you're seeding and feeding it down. I don't carry a hoe. I plough.
>>223203747better a fool than a parasite, anoni'd rather we both starve than feed you. consider what a piece of shit you had to be for me to come to that conclusion.
>>223204890you dont even find out the movie was about robin hood until the last 20 minutes, its a sort of Shamalamadingdong twist
>>223205673This movie was great.
>>223203694Its so cringe when millionaires try to diss billionaires, if a commie revolution ever happens you 2 will be put against the wall.
>>223203694This is the first I’m hearing about this movie. Probably a good reason why tge movie flopped if there was literally no marketing.
>>223207455>if a commie revolution ever happens you 2 will be put against the wall.B-but this time it will be different!
>>223205673>What is this Hollywood obsession with deconstructing Robin Hood?Because for some time leftoids were smugly repeating that Robin Hood was stealing from rich to give to poor. People reminded them that Robin Hood was taking taxes their beloved government stole from people and they were seething about Robin Hood ever since.
>>223203694>>223203790modern audiences aren't interested in watching films with just a bunch of white people
>>223205673>just make the same slop over and over. Never challenge the viewers Treat them like little children you're literally asking for a safe space lmao
>>223207732ok, keep making movies for the modern audience while I watch kinos from overseas
it was like that movie Horrible Bosses not very good
>>223203694>seeing their own modern struggles reflectedMy struggles are government stealing half of my paycheck in exchange for nothing and Hollywood niggers telling how great that is.
>>223207833If movies challenge you you are sub 70IQ mongoloid. Do Pokemon cards or Monopoly challenge you?
>>223204941100% this. Without a single shred of irony or sarcasm.
>>223207123The way they've been making a fuss about it, you'd think the opposite.
>>223207123It probably would have done better if it was advertised as a Robin Hood movie
>>223203694Peasant revolts happened, what's wrong with making a movie about one?
>>223207833>he's """challenged""" by "good thing is actually bad" Deconstruction stopped being clever sixty years ago you retarded communist.
>>223203694You're a nigger I liked it 7/10
Won't watch it because of the multitude of blatant historical inaccuracies. Simple as.
>>223207117You seem confused anon, advocating for jew billionaires to stop destroying the world economy for their gains isn't socialism or communism or what the ever you think it is
>>223207732>modern audiencesDon't exist.
>>223210217Sure it isn't Hasan. You still electrocuting your designer dog?
>>223210041>what's wrong with making a movie about one?This film isn't about a "peasant revolt", it's about commies trying to destroy western society.
>>223210283Go away shlomo, your days are numbered
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>>223210321t. Jew
>>223210329Incellah.
>>223203694With the current price of everything, I only go see the small handful of movies that look truly interesting to me. So far this year, that has only been about 3 movies. Also, this movie is retarded for trying to tie in Robin Hood with the Peasants Revolt. Even if Robin Hood was a real person (he probably wasn't), he would have lived hundreds of years before that. I'm not an idiot and I'm not interest in something so blatantly ahistorical pretending to be fact.
>>223210304Hasan, why did you name your $10 000 designer dog exactly like Netanyahu did?
>>223203790Yup. I really liked it, too.
>>223210381Shlomo, why do you conflate ending corruption with communism?
>>223210366I don't mind the price, but iredeemable dogshit makes me angry when I pay for it, which is entirely new phenomenon.I went to cinema regularly since early 90s, but I have never got up and leave in the middle of a movie, that is something that I experienced only in past 5-6 years.
>>223210417>desert gibberishHasan, why did you conflate your goat with a woman?
>>223203694Greenway is one of the worst directors fuck him and that retarded shaky camera style
>>223210366A more adept screenwriter could have done it in a more seamless way. All you have to do is show a theater troupe doing a Robin Hood play in its original form, the one before the nobility rewrote Rob into a nobleman waiting on the return of the “Good King.” You use that as the inspiration for the final scene of the film, reinforcing Robin Hood as an archetype that the peasantry embraces.Make the final scene something along these lines:>Royal Caravan passing through the woods>See a small group of men bearing a couple of deer they’ve killed>King: STOP THE CARRIAGE.>(to the men): YOU THERE. DROP THAT GAME. >Men stop, still shouldering their burden. >King: I SAID DR->(offscreen): They heard you.>King turns to see a hooded, masked figure at the edge of the road.>King: These are royal lands. You men are poa->Hooded man: Is it a crime to feed the hungry?>King: That game belongs to the Crown.>Hooded Man reveals his face: Then step out and claim them, Sire.>sound of many bows being drawn>King’s fearful eyes scan the wood behind the man to see several silhouetted bowmen back among the trees>King’s guardsmen look about uneasily >King: DRIVE ON.>Caravan proceeds onwards as the king shuts his curtains on a forest filled with bowmen and crouches into what little protection the carriage affords
>>223203694Multi-millionaires pretending to be one of the people because someone is richer than them.
>>223203694I thought it was weird making a movie about a revolution that failed so pathetically. All of it leading to a Robin Hood reference is a way to make up for that I guess.
>>223203790how does it end?
>>223203694Why are you simping for billionaires? Do you really think Musk will give you a reach around for this?
>>223211212>doesn't understand hypocrisyMany such cases.
>>223211212Get the multimillionaire actor's boot out of your mouth, sis.
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>>223211580>We need more shows by and for bla-..........>Nevermind.
>>223203747first postbest post
Based on box office it’s more probable more of the wealthy class saw this than otherwise kek
>>223203694The banker/merchant class hates monarchy, because it rules over society with tradition and values, and thus cannot be taken over merely by accruing great wealth.In the 18th to early 20th century revolutions, jews and other capitalist deceived ignorant masses into believing they would be better off without a rightful sovereign. Today, the Jew Garfield keeps the same tradition, by blurring the lines between monarch and merchant.
>>223211195he and a few others are the last survivors after the king snuffs out the rebellion, they survive in the woods for years and one day ambush the king and his mother, s revealed you were watching a story about robin hoodkino
