jesus fucking christ
this is the sort of girl i can believe is crying in school bathrooms every day
>>223204939wtf isn't myrtle supposed to be a sorta-cute, but annoying ghost of a 3rd year girl? this bitch looks like she haunts the local chip shop
why is she looking at me like I'm food
>>223204939nope
more like Morbid Myrtle
>>223204939Now there's a proper english rose.
More like munching myrtle
What kind of fucking name is Moaning Myrtle
>when Harry lookin like a snack
>>223205119a fuckonym
>>223204939Hideous creature.
>>223204939>Pick a bloated living corpse to play the drowned girlGood casting desu
no way she's underaged, right?
>>223205021Myrtle is a bullied loser
>>223205045If they were good at their jobs, it would be a basilisk reflecting in her eyeballs, but Snape is diverse now so they don't know what they fuck they're doing.
>>223205040Fat women see no real difference between a pastrami sandwich and a dick in the mouth
>>223204939>cry over black snape>cry over authentic heritage bonglanderchuds are never happy.
>>223205020This. Looks like they finally made a good casting choice. Are you expecting Moaning Myrtle to be hot?
>>223205256So why hasn't a fat woman/girl eaten your dick or made you into human soup?
>>223204939
>>223205256>the female jew is especially vulnerable to the zaftig seduction of the forbidden, being part animaldid lupin go too far here?
>>223204939most accurate casting they’ve ever done. Now we have a full on whale that can make whale sounds. This will be an S tier performance.>Mwoooah, wuahhh, there is no candy in the afterlife.. Owuhhh.
>>223204939Quintessentially British
>>223204939Yeah that is 100 percent a self insert casting.
>>223205276You’re brown
>>223205045shit, that's embarrassing. 14 year old me with a cracked version of photoshop could do better than that
>>223204939Accurate and caters to their fanbase.
>>223205079Very much so. I'd love to snuggle up to her neck and kiss her gently, nibbling her ear as I take in her sweet perfume and the melody of her innocent giggles.
People already making comments on Molly's weight are disgusting. She's literally playing a character whose bullies contributed heavily to her death. Calling her morbidly obese or asking how she's going to fit through the toilets? Really disappointing.
>>223204939Looks exactly like what a bullied loser schoolgirl should look like
>>223205737>Very much so. I'd love to snuggle up to her neck and kiss her gently, nibbling her ear as I take in her sweet perfume and the melody of her innocent *bellowing farts.
>>223205872>whose bullies contributed heavily to her deathThat's like saying that if I called my buddy a fag and he went to cry in the bathroom and then it just so happened that a 12 ton poisonous mythical snake monster was also in that bathroom and it killed him, I was the major contributing factor in his death, and not the monster that killed him!
>>223205950No no, those squeak out on accident when she moves and we just laugh it off.
>>223205045That's Pierce Brosnan.
...how did she get that fat during World War II?
>>223205872the actress in the films has such a specific look/voice. but from the films and when she died, i'd expect like a basket case from before we better understood mental health.so if anything, a personality disorder (BPD?) and anorexia. not just some kids calling her Piggy like the lad in Lord of the Flies.
>>223206150but from the books* rather.and i'm guessing J. K. Rowling knew a girl at school who always cried in the toilets, or something. i'm sure it's common. but girls rarely succeed at suicide.
>>223204939>>223205045>>223205256Why do fat women have that 'long face" phenotype? Mama Cass had it too.
>>223206167they have more face and gravity
incredible heft
>>2232049398/10 in bongistan btw
>>223206167yeah, she'd have that Sarah Jessica Parker look if she had lost weight.i don't think being fat ever suits anyone, but i can see it as part of her 'image' as a musician (she had a great voice tbqh).
>>223206419first person i saw was the shedophile driving instructor from The Inbetweeners.would, tbqh.
>>223206369what's that on the ceiling?
>>223205079unironically, I'd stick my tumescent angloid member up this albionic rose's dunghole after six ales and a ploughmans.
i'd make her moan alright
>>223205045
>>223206624I live to fuck fatties.
moaning myrtle beached whale
GOOD MORNING USAI GOT A FEELING THAT IT'S GONNA BE A WONDERFUL DAY
>>223204939>>223206369at least we know where all the food went
Kino
>>223204939>>223206624>moaning Myrtle?>more like Groaning Girdle
>>223206715kek
>>223206123cause she was at hogwarts eating slave prepared food
>Henderson admitted she didn't know who Harry Potter was when first asked to audition; she was persuaded to try out by her sister, who had read the books.
Wasn’t the original movie role played by a hag?Not like this is significantly worse by comparison. It makes more sense because you can imagine this girl being bullied to death.
>>223206766that is the correct age gap
>>223206766She actually looks good for 37
>>223206766
>>223204939Imagine getting absolutely mogged by a 40 year old woman playing a teenager
>>223205119There was a student that used to cry like a bitch in the bathrooms, so she got that nickname. Then she gets killed by a giant snake in said bathroom, becoming a ghost that continues to cry like a bitch for all eternity.
>>223206786>tfw your a casting agent judging dozens of women in school girl outfits all day
>>223206828>fucks multiple 14yos, tells each one she'll have the role, then gives it to some hag just to fuck with them
>>223206766>>223206786This was one of the weirdest casting choices in the series, and it's even more weird how well it worked.
>>223206867Harvey was onto something
>>223206879>we need an actress to play a shriveled ghostly girl>she’ll need to look ghoulish with sunken cheeks, hollowed eyes, frayed hair, and a scratchy voice It was a role destined to be filled by a 37 year old British woman
>>223206786>>223206766shes like the british version of Tina Fey
whats the problem? she looks like your average harry potter fan
>>223204939>>223206624>*beep* *beep* *beep*Your Studio mandated delivery has arrived.
If only she was fatter
>>223206906She didn't look bad tbqh. When I first saw moaning myrte I believed she was a schoolgirl.
>>223206786she was a dead 14 year old so it worked out
>>223206766She will always be Ursula to me. Ironic that the new Moaning Myrtle looks like the Abzorbaloff.
>>223205291Yes, I wanted to make her moan
>>223207382>Doctor Who actually produced an episode that ends with a lonely man fucking a paving slabThe 2000s were a wondrous time.
>>223206167Having three chins makes your face longer. Who would have thought
>>223206715Not even Hogwarts is immune from shrinkflation.
mama cass lookin ass nigga
They also cast Arthur Weasley and Colin Creevey
>>223204939fitting for a bullied girl
>>223207430>filler episode where they could barley use the main actors>Scooby-Doo corridor joke leads to what feels like a totally different Russell T. Davies series >it's all about friends forming a detective agency (he even recycled "L.I.N.D.A.") while also starting a pop band>suddenly Peter Kay shows up doing a terrible accent before revealing he's an alien from a children's create-a-monster competition>(and even the kid who submitted the drawing was disappointed)>this unfortunate bloke lives in the alien's arse>paving slab blowjobsyou know what, this episode is great. it's like all the weirdest RTDisms at once. BAD Doctor Who episodes are the ones like 'Fear Her' (a little girl's drawings come to life, and then Dr Who has to carry the Olympic Torch in the upcoming 2012 Olympics because ????)
>>223206369Strongest chair ever made?
>>223205045DRAIN?
>>223205291She was best girl in the films
>>223207853You're a big girl
>>223206725kek
>>223206960Why is the cheese only melty in the second one?
>>223205045Locked onto her next meal
>>223206766Rumor has it Radcliffe popped his cherry to an older woman while filming one of the HP movies. Some say it was to Shirley, some say it was to Helena but let´s be real, he couldn´t have pulled off Bohem Carter right? RIGHT?!
why is the UK so obsessed with hyphenated last names
>>223207603kek
>>223208201Bastard children, or weak men who marry feminists
>>223206624Alright, fine, I'll watch your movie now.
>>223206779Yea not a day older than 52
>>223208201Low-class barrys trying to emulate aristocratic families. Not even joking.
>HP series announces Pierce Brosnan has joined the project in an 'unspecified role'>One week later this girl is revealedHmmm
>>223208130you know why
You get £1 million but you have to let her sit on your face for twenty three minutesWould you?
>>223206624*PLAP PLAP PLAP* TAKE IT YA FAT SLAG
>>223204939Shed be pretty if she wasn't fat desu
>>223208412She is a hard would for the majority of this board. So that's not some serious conundrum for most people
>>223208412I'm dead after 1 second
>>223208485>She is a hard would for the majority of this boardso browns?
>>223208412I'd do it on the condition she eats a vat of baked beans beforehand
>>223208504All browns and a fair number of whites too. For all I know she has a great ass, her tits seem nice in that one pic someone posted itt
>>223208540if you ignore the goblin body, bloated face and most likely poor hygiene, then shes a catch bro
>>223204939She looks like the average harry potter fan.
>>223204939>fatCheck>gross, nasty molesCheck>uglyCheck>smells like jeetsCheck>offensive in every way possibleCheck>looks nothing like the characterCheckWhy is Hollywood pushing this gross hamplanet?Whose dick is she sucking?
>>223205353kek>Iiii am soooooowwwww faaaaaaaaat.
>>223206624THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!!!!!!!
>>223206624I'm so pornbrained that I genuinely thought the silverware rolled up on her side was a pink dildo
Tell this woman not to look at social media for like 10 years.
>>223206624She's my type.
>>223207382This really was like the darkest/grossest Dr Who episode.
>>223209752Alive and breathing?
>>223204939architect niggers are thrilled, this is their ideal woman
>>223208540yeah i bet she's heckin' kind, too!
>>223206008why would u be buddy with a fag tho
>>223209973>>223206624Fat + septum piercing
>>223204939>>223206766
>>223210099>fat whores are kindHave you EVER touched grass?Fat bitches are the most insecure, spiteful cunts in the world. They're not born fat either. They earn that obesity through a lifetime of poor impulse control and shit life choices that they will always blame on others.
>>223210228Sounds like a gross pig to me.
>>223206766>>223206786Would.
>>223206061Kek
>>223210274Yeah I don't know where the whole idea of "she's ugly so she must have a great personality" comes from. Fat bitches do nothing but talk shit about skinny girls 24/7 and blames the world for being fat. They're as ugly on the inside as outside
>Harry Potter and the Architect of McDonald's
>>223210387>Hairy Putter and The Bloated Toad
>>223210387>Fatass Beasts and Where To Slam Them
>>223204939>>223210264I don't think Harry is going to get an erection here this time.
>>223210387Harry Potter and The Chamber of Beefshits
>>223210387Harry Potter and The Half Ton Bitch
So what do the HP producers do if this woman does the reasonable thing and goes on Ozempic? This show is supposed to run for years, they can't expect the actress to remain obese.
HARRY PORRIDGE AND THE HALF RUM CAKE
>>223210731Why is the rum gone?
>>223210285You aren't wrong
>>223204939Who is this?
>>223205256my dick is cheaper than subway
>>223204939>Moaning Girdle
How she guna fit down the toilet
>>223213631>>223206725Too late fucker
>>223213858Calm down faggot
>>223204939Don't the books have a thing about Myrtle travelling through the pipes? She's gonna fuck up the plumbing.
Harry Potter and the Type 2 Diabetes
>>223206624anon she will be moaning from going to the bathroom.
>>223206624Isn't she supposed to be able to float?
>>223204939more like fat fuck francesca
>>223214008>shitter's full
My 600lb witchcraft
>>223206061the architect says no to jugheadsalso, examine the skintone
>>223205084Can't believe noone im the thread appreciated this post
>>223208151
How can wizards even be fat? Just magic away the fats. Or teleport the food before they get digested.
>>223206808That's sort of brutal for a children's story.
>>223204939uhh.... fat. how would a fat ghost fit into plumbing?
>>223205235Please don't mog them at their jobs this hard, anon.
>>223206167jew
>>223204939Wha? She's fat so what?
>>223218995Fat people are ugly and Moaning Myrtle should be hot.
>>223208151KEK
>>223217128Am I loate for it? Sorryyyy
Remember when they didn’t anounce casting and you just watched it and were surprised. Take me back.
>>223206786>Best Myrtle>Best cement slabI kinda like her entire filmography
>>223205020If by crying you mean sucking dicks, then I would agree.
>>223204939She really looked in the mirror and said "I want to be seen by millions looking like this." Just go on a diet
>>223205276>heritage bonglanderThe only people who use "heritage [country]" are white nationalist Americans because they can't claim indigeneity. Ironically, Americans are the ones with a reputation for being obese
>>22320641910/10 in America
>>223218894The snake tracks down and kills those without at least one wizard parent. The whole plot is about blood purity and securing a future for their children and the wizard race. The goal was to make Hogwarts so scary for "Mudbloods" that they don't want to return.
>>223205346he can say it he's part animal himself
>>223204939binging becky
>>223205256>>223205346Based and Vargapilled
>>223206008well... there was a 12 inch poisonous mythical snake anywayand it didn't kill him but let's just say that little faggot and i came to an arrangement that had him moaning
>>223205045I see the photographer is wisely keeping his distance, lest he becomes her next snack.
>>223208180helena bohham carter played the part of a crazed and violent woman who would absolutely abuse an innocent young boy like that just to turn him into a slave to his desires and she also showed up to set sometimes to play bellatrix lestrange
>>223204939feasting fiona
>>223205872All fatties should be bullied into suicide or we should be allowed to kill them and use their excess fat (bad decisions) fuel our country via tallow generators.Fat people spit in the face of God and nature
>>223210274>>223210383and they get even worse if they lose the weightnothing nastier than a former fatty
Damn i didn't know Casper was Canon to the HP series
>be 15 year old Daniel Radcliffe>softcore cfnm scene with a child-sized 40 year old woman directed to act creepy and obsessive Haha wew
