ITT: Times George was in the wrong
sleeping under his desk
>>223205098>pic not related The parked car for the promotion always seemed odd to me, it's really easy to tell if a car has actually moved or not
>>223205249he didn't park it there on purpose. he locked his keys in his car.
>>223205098Post at least one.
You have NO IDEA why it's in the trash. Very rarely do people put perfectly fine food in the garbage....AND CLOSE THE LID!
>>223205098Larry David did this in real life
i'm gonna go out on a limb and say the "poison" envelopes weren't his fault. weddings are busy enough as it is. the "nice" envelopes were probably $300 for a pack of 50. he chose the cheap ones to save a bit of money. nobody gives a fuck about an envelope anyways. it's a stupid way to spend money. PLUS, it clearly shows susan licking an envelope and grimacing. if it tasted THAT bad on the first envelope, use a sponge and cup of water to seal them ffs. it's not rocket science. she died because she was a retard.
>>223205098Getting robbed by the woman on the train. Get her number and go on your interview.
>>223205098I get it, like occasionally someone for reasons I will never comprehend throws away perfectly good food, and you look in the trash can, and it's still right on top, inside a container, nothing's touched it, and for just a moment you start talking to yourself like Bilbo when he considers why he ought to keep the ring. Then you remember that you'd technically be eating out of the trash can and gather up your self respect and move on.
>>223205098I do this at work all the time. You have no idea how much spoiled first workers throw away perfectly good shit
>>223205536Same. Work at an ice rink. Between hockey camps and team dinners, they throw away so much good shit.Thanks kids.
