holy KINO
>>223205131its way too late now for an MGS movie, it should've happened in the 2010s now it's irrelevant dead franchise.
>>223205131He's bogged now
>>223205131The game is basically a pastiche of 80s action films. How the fuck is a film adaptation supposed to work
>>223205131His fake deep voice sounds nothing like the forced zesty voice solid snake has.
>>223205200A film can’t be a pastiche?
Just adapt the third one
>1 of 4 actors>there are 4 SnakesKOJI BRAVIMA!
>>223205170if it happened in the 10s, it could have actually been david hayter playing him like God intended
>>223205200>How the fuck is a film adaptation supposed to workOH NONONON THE "IT WAS ALWAYS STUPID THEY SHOULD MAKE A NEW MOVIE THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE ORIGINAL PLOT" POSTERS ARE ALREADY HERE NOONONONO
>>223205131No. His voice sounds the same in every character he plays.
>>223205131>image on the right: some gay twink looking faggot>image on the right: rugged looking badass motherfucker that you don't fuck withYeah, great casting decision. Let's go with the twink. Good call.
>>223205242hayter is the softest looking man in voice acting, hes flabby and has a round baby face. That's like asking for a leo dicpario who can't act to play snake
>>223205131it'll be espionageslop with a few fan-service scenes shoehorned in. they'll cut out all the convoluted backstory and plotlines, leaving only the "oh no, the big military weapon must be destroyed!," because the suits believe it won't be palatable despite the fact that the kojimbo retardation is the core appeal.
>>223205131Moviegames make for terrible actual movies/tv. Just look at tlou. The entire point of that “game” was launching a tv show and the show still sucked.
>>223205131>Solid SnakeThe most boring of the Snakes, also canonically a soulless clone (per Kojima).
>>223205131Jensen's just isn't suited for this sort of thing, unless they're going in an action comedy direction he doesn't have the chopshe's like Brenden Fraser in the 90s/00s. great comedic action leading man but his voice is slightly goofy and can't deliver serious dialogue
>>223205131Too told. Snake is only 32 in MGS1 and he's in his 20s in the 2d games before MGS1. You'd need to get someone young. Certainly no older than like 30.
>>223205294you can send a guy to the gym for 6 months before filming, retard.
>>223205131https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HXwnqs-bMZM
>>223205389chances are it'll be a goofy self referential action comedy where he keeps making mistakes, tripping over and bumping his head. then says "ow...... ow.."so the guy from scot pilgrim will be a good match.other than that, try to cram in josh brolin and/or Andy circus-freak as a 100% computer animated shiny rubbery doll.
>>223205131it will end up looking like a cheap straight to streaming film
>nnnggghhh, we gotta save dad>huh? THE COLT?>A crossroads demon..?
>>223205389>his voice is slightly goofy and can't deliver serious dialogueOh no, how will he play the guy who sounds like a cartoon, repeats what anybody says back to them and was not a particularly serious character until 4's forced melodrama
>>223205282maybe you wanna proofread your posts there tough guy
>>223205389Jensons has a normal deep voice, what are you talking about?
>>223205242>david hayterWhy did Kojima hate him so much?
>>223205562japanese have this thing where they get to work their own job for a lifetime but it's jap-haram to work alongside a single gaijin for too extended a period
>>223205131>Jensen vs blond, British-accent JensenIt will be hilarious.
>>223205562Both for good and bad reasons. The good reason was that Hayter destroyed his voice during MGS2 and his performance as Solid Snake MGS4 onwards was abysmal, bordering on a parody. The bad reason was that Hayter, who to Kojima was a nobody, actually landed a gig in Hollywood, a writing gig no less. Something Kojima can't get to this day since Hollywood celebs won't even hang out with him unless he's burning Sony's and now Microsoft's money on them.
It's fashionable to shit on Hayter these days but his voice is iconic and a thousand times preferable to a generic gruff Troy Baker performance. MGS is goofy anyway and 90% of Snake's dialogue is repeating back what someone else just told him and Hayter fit perfectly.
>>223205242MGS is so popular it doesn't matter *when*. What an absolute fucking moronic post man, honestly.
The only casting that matters.
>>223205131Sammmmyyyy!!!!
>>223205242Go to bed David
>>223205131No way this is going to be anything other than a trainwreck if it gets made.>Kojima and Konami aren't on speaking terms>last (original) Metal Gear game proves that Konami has no fucking clue what to do with the franchise other than just rereleasing Kojima's games>every hollywood exec is desperately clinging onto 80s nostalgia like it's an endangered animal that they have to prevent from extinction>the games' stories were fucking retarded and won't translate to a neat 2 hour action film>a watered down 'inspired by' story would piss off the fanbase and feel neutered and soulless
>>223205131>Live Action MGS>not starring as Big BossFake and gay
>>223205703The fuck are you talking about? MGS was never that popular and the zeitgeist has moved on.
>Tom Holland as liquid snake>Florence Pugh as The Boss>Kevin Hart as Ocelot
>>223205131they're gonna cast someone like ice spice to play solid snake
>>223205200That sounds like pure kino
>>223205778>every hollywood exec is desperately clinging onto 80s nostalgia like it's an endangered animal that they have to prevent from extinctionWhy are boomers like this?
>>223205778How would the original MGS's story not translate to a movie? Just remove the gamey elements like the temperature-shifting cardkey and that's it.Probably would work better as a mini-series, tho.
>>223205885Because they can't accept they're not culturally relevant anymore. It would mean they're old and washed.
>>223205809>the zeitgeist moved onDid you just learn this word? Congratulations little girl but you're still wrong. This is like saying "Escape from New York" was never that popular and all media appreciation is lost to time. Do you just want to feel that MGS is your super special inside thing? Fucking delusional. inb4 "I was only pretending to be retarded"
>>223205131if there was ever an original IP that needed no holywood adaptation that's MGS
>>223205498Yeah, I'm a little drunk. The point still stands. He wouldn't make a good Snake.
>>223205999>How would the original MGS's story not translate to a movie?Because it's a tonal mess of Japanese absurdist humour and edgelord cringe that makes anime look normal. Play the story completely straight (without all the crude shit) and the whole thing feels offensively stupid and pisses off the fanbase. Include the satire and it still feels stupid to everyone outside of Japan who isn't a weeb.Do you really need a list of everything stupid in the story?
>>223205282>>223206079>Jensen Ackles>Gay twink lookingIs your standard for what a manly man looks like a fucking ogre?
>>223206027Wow, catty. Get your hormone balance checked out.
>>223205233>Naked>Venom>Solid>Liquid>Solidus
>Splendiferous
>>223205131one wirdRYAN RRYNOLDS
>>223205131>I thought you were Iroquois Plisskin?!
>>223206136Dude, his jawline is like a girl's. Snake's can cut diamonds. He doesn't look like Snake at all.
Do people not know Snake was in his 20s in MGS1? Have you guys even played the games?
>>223205200How do people post such retarded statements
>>223206283HIS POLYGON HAD SEVENTEEN FACES
>>223206283>boomers casting a man under the age of 45 for their 80s throwback action filmlmao, good one
>>223206178>Naked>Venom>Solid>Liquid>Solidus>Raiden
>>223206332The bigger issue is that YOU guys didn't know that. Literally no one pointed that fact out ITT
the only person that could pull him off is the one he's based on - the coolest mf who walked the earth Kurt Russell
>>223206091>Because it's a tonal mess of Japanese absurdist humour and edgelord cringeExamples?
>>223206091That's every kojima game.
>>223206283he's a 33-year-old boomer called back from retirement in mgs1
>>223206283Wait, I'm not that anon, and feel free to call me retarded, but how does the advanced aging thing work? He was already in his 20s, and looked like it. Nine years passed between MGS1 (when he looked his age) and MGS4 (when he looked like an old grandpa). So, what? It doesn't kick in until you're 30 or something?
>>223206366
>>223205242I'd rather just have Keifer. He was fine in MGS5
>>223206601yikes
>>223205650I bet him getting the Watchmen screenwriting gig made Kojima extremely salty
>>223206525That's not in the original PS1 version, Is that Twin Snakes? They went overboard with the cutscenes there.Just adapt the original game.
>>223206027>the delusional moron that thinks "zeitgeist" is an impressive word is calling others retardedZero Self-Awareness: The Post
>>223206178>Solidus>Solid + US (president)I kneel, kojima
>>223205650>Hollywood celebs won't even hang out with him unless he's burning Sony's and now Microsoft's money on them.Why is Kojima so repulsive that nobody wants to be around him?
>>223205131But who’ll play Liquid?
>>223205200Nanomachines, son.
>>223206525Twin Snakes was a mistake. Metal Gear 1 & 2 MSX and Metal Gear Solid 1, is all you need. Don't touch the rest
>>223205282Yeah, he's not Solid Snake material. There are no rugged men in Hollywood.
>>223206283he was supposed to be 35 in MGS1 (like everything else in the series this has been retconned to shit) and 25 in MG1 and 29 in MG2.
>>223207203His twin, duh!
>>223205131At least he's an American
>>223205389.....Do you think Metal Gear Solid isn't an action comedy?
>>223207246>fuck it, let's give him accelerated aging so people will stop caring about how old he is
>>223205242>I LITERALLY AM SNAKEgod I hate western VAs, I'm glad this retard got replaced
>>223207291the heights that Metal Gear Solid reaches, discussing the serious nature of war while also having a guy who pisses himself and talks about Manga are very hard to handle, people might look at it and think that is a marvel movie, but if I had to compare it to a Marvel movie I could say Guardians of the Galaxy and Thunderbolts and that's it.
>>223205131>movieThis will only be good if it's a tv show
>>223206322keked and checked
Jensen deserves better than Kojimaslop
>>223205131>be David Hayter>play the role of a soldier who's undermining a globalist power structure that keeps the world divided and at war while nations are manipulated, and the internet is under control to steer humanity in the direction the globalists want>but in real life, be a globalist bootlicker
>>223205411a gym doesn't fix a dudes face, retard
>>223205131I think he'd honestly be a great Snake
>>223205170this
>>223205200Tarantula literally made his whole film career of pastiche.Its a black male thing.
>>223205650Hayter can still do Young Snake, I think it was just poor voice direction
>>223207281Texan*
>>223207753>the globalists want to keep the world fractured and dividedDon't you see a glaring flaw in this premise
Why did Snake need to be old in MGS4? There wasn't a timeskip, he just looked old. And I don't mean what's the in-universe reason like a virus or some shit. Why did the production and director want Snake to be an old-ass man for this game?
>>223208326I'll just say what you would likely find looking it up, that Kojima just wanted to be done with MGS, so he cut his life short, made an ending so that they could only go backward, basically put a cap in the future, but then Konami wanted more and he did say he wouldn't get the same funding if he made anything else.
>>223208433>but then Konami wanted more and he did say he wouldn't get the same funding if he made anything else.They were right in the end. Most developers get lucky with on popular IP, he just got greedy
>>223208433But you can just kill him, blow him up at the end or something, rather than him being an old man.
>>223208326accelerated aging is alluded to at the end of the Tanker sequence in MGS2
>>223208326Creative decision and maybe an overcompensation compared to MGS2, where kojimer insisted on a twink being the MC... to attract japanese hs girls to play his game. Yes, that was his actual intention back then.In the japanese version it worked out because their voice guy could easily do a proper old man voice. Hayter was in trouble though, but he absolutely went hard.
>>223205131I hope liquid is just him in a blond wig and funny accent
>>223205650>performance as Solid Snake MGS4 onwards was abysmal, bordering on a parody.My God, you’re so stupid you probably came to this conclusion yourself ignoring the fact that he was playing an old Snake and this was obviously poor direction. He didn’t throw out his voice after 2, he was fine in Snake Eater and still does the voice
>Solid GoyimHoly christ.
>>223208609you can bring him back from getting blown up (see Big Boss). making him old and dying is a bit more definitive without youth nanomachines.
Police... Astronauts...Policenauts
>>223206968>Ironing: The RetortYou're clearly bothered. Illiterate maybe? Try reading everything again, but slow this time.
>>223205594>Brother!Yeah this would be kino. I hope they have him yellow out of a Hind D loudspeaker
>>223208326Because Kojima fucking hated doing more Metal Gear, and wanted to kill Snake and any chance for the series to go forward. That egotistical prick should've walked away and washed his hands, but he insisted it remains under his control, creatively. Peace Walker and V should neither exist or be considered canon.>>223207678That manwhore did The Boys.
I don't want an adaptation. I want them to tell a new story in the timeline of the games, and let Kojima dictate the broad strokes of the plot.
I wonder who Kojima would cast. He loves his Hollywood boys. Has no one asked him:>Who would you like to see play Solid Snake?I know he liked that italian (?) dude from Death Stranding 2 (that I still need to play at some point)
>>223209669Keep him away from it. Be doing everyone a favor.
>>223205131>1 of 4Should be 1 of 1Who the hell else could do it?
>>223209685He seemed to like this guy
>>223205246realistically, if they want it to be good, it'll lift a few character names and do it's own thing.I honestly don't know how they can even approach Liquid Snake. He's a dumb character. He has a dumb name. He has dumb motivations.If they're smart, they'll basically take parts of Metal Gear 1, and 2, and then make up the rest of the movie out of whole cloth.
>>223205131They ruined my favorite book series (wheel of time) and now they are going to ruin my favorite video game series. I used to dream about a show or movie based on the games decades ago. Nowadays I just pray something horrible happens mid production and the whole thing gets canceled. It should have just been an anime.
>>223208326because he's a clone and his body is breaking down
>>223209695half if the flavour of MG is Kojima being insane. It's just James Bond mixed with Escape From New York without that.Also I don't necessarily expect the movie to be good.
It's gonna suck, Kojima can't write.
Metal Gear already is a movie series. Just play the games
>>223205131I have never played MGS or watched anything with Ackles in it. But I will say this. He is relentlessly handsome.
>>223209712The phone operator guy from The Substance would be my pick.
>>223205684No lol
>>223209787>And I don't mean what's the in-universe reason like a virus or some shit
>>223207541Should have made it like the 24 series. Just a straight shot of him going through the base with minimal to no cuts. Lots of cheese with the dialog and some kino boss fights. Could have been fun.
>>223206366>>223206091>>223206525lmao, boddied that weebvirgin freak
>>223205885You have to understand that they actually enjoyed themselves. This was a time of fun for them. Your life might be shit so you don't have anything to look back fondly on but they didn't have your problems.
How would they even adapt it? Most of the games are just characters waxing philosophical ideas at each other
>>223205131what happened to isaac oscar?
>>223210510I enjoyed my childhood as well I just don’t have any desire to live in a safety manbaby bubble with memorabilia and collectibles from the 2000s like boomers do over the 80s
>>223209616>now the retard impressed by "zeitgeist" is calling others illiterateKeep trying, anon. Maybe you'll get there eventually.
>>223205282One of the most retarded posts I have ever seen, in multiple ways.
>>223206355I know people here like Gosling but he's my "literally me" actor.
>>223210564>childhoodThat's what you don't get. They enjoyed their entire lives. They were adults getting shitfaced and snorting lines off their sports cars during the 80's.
>>223205131>directors: Zach Lipovsky and Adam B. Steinwhy do they do this?why hire shitty directors that have never made single good movie?
>>223205131Yuck.
>>223210645And you think wealthy people stopped doing cocaine and driving sports cars? Do you think everyone was doing that lol get real kiddo, the world always sucked for poors even in your precious 80s. Probably even more so
>Sony Pictures>videogame adaptationI can already see the 0% on Rotten Tomatoes.
>>223210713>And you think wealthy people stopped doing cocaine and driving sports cars? Do you think everyone was doing thatNo I don't think any of those things. Nice post you fucking retard.
>>223205242>>223205562https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOl2wYGKDrU
>>223210770>No I don't think any of those thingsWow what a nothing burger of a post then>uh yeah boomers think the 80s was so great because they vroom vroom drove a car Do you eat crayons by chance
>>223205200Pastiche of 80s action films?
>>223210801No but you are so mad right now and it's making you say stupid things. Go take a break before you reply to me again.
>steal character from an 80s flick>make game>use stolen shit from said game and make flick>profitddo japs possess an iota of creativity ?
>>223207172I like Kojima's games and even I can just tell without ever meeting the guy, with zero doubt in my mind: he has the potential to be the most obnoxious autist to ever walk this earth. He's also retarded when it comes to money and if someone in their 60s still can't comprehend what it means to meet a deadline, it's not reflecting good on him elsewhere.Considering how shitty of a company Sony has become towards gaming lately, though, I'm very happy he spent their money on stupid shit like filming Elle Fanning and Lea Seydoux walking around doing shit only NEET psycho weebs think is "cute". Good for him.
>>223210845>UMADThis is when someone has nothing of value to add anymore. You’re just projecting hard because I’m bored here at work
>>223210881It was funny watching escape form la for the first time in decades and instantly recognizing that kojima stole his little rant about digital/information isolation from that
>>223210921I'm just not going to entertain your feminine hysterics. Talk to me like a man or don't talk to me.
>>223205170All the games are being remade, MGS1 is up next
>>223205131I thought Oscar Isaac was cast years ago
>>223210969He was cast when Jordan Vogt-Roberts was directing. That version of the project died and if he happens to be cast, he'll probably play The End
>>223210881Cherry on the top is them stealing the Metal Gear theme song from some Russian composer and trying to pass it off as original, until they got called out on it, then never used it again.https://youtu.be/9k7DrIWcrdI?si=vRBMHgW6_vj91ImE
>>223210967>figuratively sticking your fingers in your ears like a childNo I’m going to keep figuratively dick slapping you
So a Padalecki cast Liquid?
>>223206340>Naked>Venom>Solid>Liquid>Solidus>Raiden>Floater
>>223210510>enjoyed the 80s so much that they have to keep recreating it in ways that resemble the actual 80s less and less with each revisionHow fucking retarded do you have to be to defend this stagnation? Are all boomers as fucking dumb as you?
They need to cast multiple guys for all the Snakes. Minor edits to Ackles just won't sell without laughs in modern Cinema.
>>223205131Sorry, I just can't trust the franchise after MGS2. They could cast the most gigachad actor for Snake, but he'll only show up for the first five minutes, and then you're stuck with Timmy Chamlomet playing the gay twink bottom "Raiden" making ahegao faces and moaning for the rest of the movie. Yes, unc still remembers that betrayal. Kojima is such a faggot. The first Strand-like faggot.
>>223205131I replaced the game with the master collection last year, finally using the jap voices, and it is absolutely better. Hayter is iconic in his own right, and even then a diffrent character from the orginal, but the rest of English cast is total slop.
>>223211255Raiden is based actually
>>223211192If you think I am defending it then I'm sorry for misleading you.
>>223205131My initial thought was that he's too short based off me seeing him in Supernatural, but apparently he's actually 6'1'' so I stand corrected.
>>223211295Yeah he seems shorter. I guess because he's always standing by Padalecki who is like 8 ft
>>223205131This would have been so cool like 10 years ago.
>>223211255I think casting Quinton Flynn as Raiden was the mistake that immediately killed any interest the second he spoke. If they had gotten someone similar to his original voice, I unironically think the reception would have been differenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgNqhJbuG20&t=10s
>>223211295The other guy was 6'4" so everyone thought he was like 5'5".
>>223205131Kino.
>>223205131idk snake has this american fat white guy swede scandi face thing going on, like hick type american fat chud thing going oni'd prefer a dead ringerbut this jensen ackles thing is good, it's good
>>223211295why'd they make him seem short
>>223211255If I remember right, Raiden was a sleazy marketing gimmick to try to lure in a non existent female audience>Konami suit: "This game sold well, but girls don't really like it. How do we get them into the series for the future installment?">Kojima: "The love interest stuff with Meryl wasn't enough? There was even some bara with Snake and Octacon for the fujoshis. Ok... umm... I know! Let's have you play as this twink host looking guy for the majority of the game with lots of sappy romance dialogue with his codec girlfriend. Lots of dick grabbing too for good measure. Hopefully it doesn't alienate the existing male player base, but it should bring the female audience in."It didn't
>>223211255Play MGS3 and never touch the series againThank me later
>>223206230He could play psychomantis
>>223205562Kojima always wanted A-list actors in his games but he had little control over the english dubs. Hayter even had to reaudition for later games. Kojima had more control with 5's english voice track (it was recorded before the japanese voice track) and finally replaced him. Hayter was rehired by Konami after they cut ties with Kojima.
>>223209739for the small part he had in DS2 he fucking nailed it. Highly expressive person and has a lot to offer.
>>223211935Great casting.
>>223205242Nah. Even Hayter wouldn’t pick himself. He wanted Hugh Jackman for the role.
Snake needs a chainsmoker voice
