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>anon you make me laugh... is it even in?
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My ex giggled at me during our first time and she said that her ex was about 4 times larger than me and way rougher. She did let me watch them once we sorted out the arrangements, and Tyrone was a bro until he took the house and car, but she seems happy.
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>>223205344
What makes a person like this?
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>>223205441
Small penis.
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>>223205224
she wouldn't do this with a black guy
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>>223205441
zionism
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>>223205224
This is why I'm remain a virgin. Sex is nothing, but a humiliation ritual where you are adimiting that you need other person to feel pleasure. Sex is a natural trap that life created to make people keep on producing new human beings because lfie wants people here. It's lime me, I grow weed. Do you think I want just plant one weed? Nope, I plant a dozen of weed. The more weed the better. With God is just the same. The more huan beings the better. He was more subjects to rule and abuse. But when you stop thinking about God and you forget him and you are absorbed in everyday life shit like that happens. Your biological machine starts to feel horny because fucking God put that natural desire there then you try to go out and find a female so you can supress that urge for the moment and God is in Heaven laughing His ass off watching you struggle to find a partner and then when you DO find a partner pic related happens! Heavens starts crying of laughter and only Hell fains your pain!! Fuck God and fuck God for creating the females. FUck nature. Fuck life. Fuck existence. Fuck everything. Life is lame, life is a lemmon and I want my money back. Thank you.
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>>223205441
Being born in India
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>>223205456
>>223205494
>>223205537
Three different answers, all still somehow completely correct.
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Women keep having sex with me despite having a small penis, nobody tells you this.
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>>223205519
You could always just kys if you wanted to be logically consistent with what you tell others
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The clitoris is just an unfinished penis.
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>>223205571
small means 3 inches. mine is 3.5 inches. no woman has ever consensually touched mine
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>>223205582
Ah, the good old kill yourself. God did think aboit that as well, the bastard. It's really ahrd for a human being to kill himself. It is easier for me to kill your and your whole family and then the whole world than to end myself. That's the beauty of life in a weird way. Even if we are being fucked in the ass, we still prefer to exist over the incertainty of what comes next. Why hurry things? Life is a lemon, but with some sugar you can always made a lemonade, you dig? Thank you.
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>>223205441
jews are obsessed with black dicks
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>>223205604
small means bellow 6 nowadays and when I was fat it was even smaller
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>>223205638
actually smart
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>>223205591
it is finished, it's just very small. if you want to get good at oral sex then just treat the clitoris like it's the condensed/shrunken head of a penis and you'll get good results. don't get gaslit by porn into believing that women just want you to treat their clit like a speedbag, your tongue the punching apparatus.
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>>223205671
But that is what melena Morgan does.
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>>223205638
So what I got from that is that you're too scared to do it. Gotcha. So existence can't be that horrible if you refuse to leave it. Millions of others have done it, but you're too afraid and weak. Sounds like you don't practice what you preach. That means god isn't making you suffer, you're choosing to.
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>>223205519
holy fucking trvke
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>>223205224
so she was retarded right?
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>>223205224
What the fuck is so fucking funny?!
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>>223205441
Anon, you need to lurk a lot longer
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>>223205224
Jokes on you, I have full blown AIDS.
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>>223205519
What 0 sex does to a mf
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once my dick is in, the joke is on her honestly. Literally "doesn't matter, had sex"
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small cock here
use your fingers first, never had a complaint
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if you can make a girl laugh during sex she'll go to the ends of the earth for you
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>>223205224
Not what happened in that scene. Glad you found something to rile the incels up with before they send you to get raped and die holding your guts in the SMO, Alenka.
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Goddamn smug bitch I hate her so much but the repacked game ridiculous.



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