She deserves a second chance, she always surprises.
>>223205237covering up a tucky
>>223205237Ugly freak. Also tattoos. Gross.
God I wish I looked like that
>>223205237Nepobaby: the ultimate boss.
>>223205262>a tuckyseen her vagina plenty of times
>>223205237Playboy celeb pictorials have been a D list embarrassment since the late 90’s and now that brand has zero cachet because of the tranny they had. They can’t rebirth shit.
you guys ever look up your playboy girl? your birth month/year. mine is kinda rare in that she's one of the ONLY girls featured on the cover that DIDN'T have a centerfold in that same issue (my girl did the centerfold in the NEXT month's issue)
She did great as dj cara and her little hypnotic dance in suicide squad.
>>223205237God I wish I looked like that, like for real
>>223205521She looks more manly than you ever will
>>223205237when Playboy brought back nudity after briefly removing it they still never went back to the way it was, just showing titties and butt but hiding pussywhen they ended print subscriptions I figured they'd bring it back on the website but apparently they didn't
>>223205589Playboy rarely did that. Velvet and club did.
>>223205237>smoking>covered in tattoosI thought Playboy girls were supposed to sexually arouse men? Who the fuck gets turned on when the girls in question are shown with these boner-killing red flags?
>>223205628we can't have hot women anymore. we lost the technology.
>>223205398She's probably a hermie with that man-ass face.
>>223205425>Kim BasingerI win.
>>223205237>this untalented bitch is STILL trying
>>223205237Man I miss playboys. I found a case full of them as a kid when helping my dad tear up an old train for scraps. Been loving 70s style bushes ever since
>>223205726>february 1983they allow you to get on the internet at the old folks home?
>>223205748I've been shitposting on the internet since 1989.I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
>>223205763Tell us tales of the olden times, grey beard.
>yeah nearly dying at Burning Man was so bad>so I'm quitting the drugs>by going on a tour on my new album!
>>223205763Based immortal.
>>223205589ackshally i just looked it up and its quarterly print. Playboy without a magazine makes no sense.
>>223205237>Summer 2026Not gonna lie I thought playboy went bankrupt like 7 years ago. I didnt know it was still actually a thing
>>223205237Transition goals
>>223205425Just looked up mine and it's some kikess I've never heard of. Disappointing.
>>223205237>looks at the lower part of the image>oh thats pretty sexy>looks up at the face>ugly man expression, man face, man jaw, smokingfuck this gay shit
>>223205513I thought she was cute as the dj for the pop station in gtav, she has a nice voice.
>>223205884its target audience is now feminist dykes and pooners who buy it ironically, a small niche admittedly but the only way to survive in the current year
mournful tits
>fully shaveddropped
>>223205358I don't care she's a nepobaby. That's the standard in modern Hollywood. I miss Cara
>>223205589hnnngghttps://mypmates.club/1992/Miss-December/Barbara-Moore
>>223205425>>223206112I fucked upit's over
>>223206112https://mypmates.club/1982/Miss-August/Cathy-St-George meh not fan of disco perm and her lack of ass is questionnable; nice fuzzy hair tho, me loves monkes
>>223205237
>>223205425>Bo DerekVery nice
>>223205425datamining post
>>223206324>Sir, our $10 million dollar operation was successful. We have determined that at least 6 boomers post on the nazi website.
>>22320632480% of TV has become some sort of data mining/ fake grassroots movements and astroturfing. The mods don't care and it cuts the qaulity of this board into a third of what it is.. you know what? I'm getting off the site. You guys can have your tons of fake interactions with obviously one poster and 3 posts about movies from 10 years ago. Im gone. I've seen enough hyper leaks, cope posts from poopjeets about how they're really black Sar and women don't find them losers. India really is a cuck rave and the only benefit of them coming in hoardes is their women ache for white cock. White is desirable there, the less brown you are the better. No one wants to fuck a little faggot indian. Why would I type this out? As a parting message I promise you he's gonna reply saying I'm coping and I'm acting crazy whole also spamming jeet rhetoric in the thread and getting super offended. Have fun with him, he makes up 80% of the spam on this board and it's starting to outnumber real content.
>>223206379>>223206398This place is no different than boomers on facebook who LOVE talking about themselves when given the chance>Im peggy sue I was born on may 28 1961 at memorial hospital and i used to live at 231 Maple St until I was 10 and my favorite teachers was Mr Jones from Ridge School. Does anyone remember him???
>>223206324I didn't say you had to post your month/year, retard. I just asked if anyone has ever played the playboy game. I'm april 1991. If a glownigger thinks that's valuable information, godspeed. P.s. I want this fuckin hoodie
>>223206454when you state your opinion you are talking about yourself, bitchboy
>>223206398All the popular boards have become like that. /trek/ is the only reason to stick around and even that sucks depending on who's online.
>>223205237TOIGHT
>>223206454>This place is no different than boomers on facebook who LOVE talking about themselves when given the chanceWhat the fuck does fake astroturfing all over tv by paid in ruppees poopjeets have to do with clickbait?It's very milenial (Boomer coded) to think those posts are anything but engagement bots. They already have your info, we allow them to run ads. The money they make is around those posts.I wish 4chan would do that instead of """""allowing"""" this jeet to spam the board all day
>>223206519It sucks really fucking bad. Poopjeet auto spam should be a report option.
>>223205425It’s a bond girl, that’s all I’m gonna say
>>223206519/trek/ is the same 10 people spamming shit unrelated to star trek. I once posted a pic of a trek model I was working on and it was ignored because people were fighting over which trek tripfag was cooler
Thats a nice picture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If9fC9aJd-U
>>223206490Mine sucks. I don't want to post it.
https://youtu.be/Decko2h-S20?si=T1lHlxO2WHLvo86Q&t=48
>>223206112>Anna nicole smith is playmate of my birth monthBased
>>223205425Carron June Sliger. Yes, I am old as shit.
>>223205237>ugly as fuck>can't actI don't think she does.
>>223205237>disgusting degenerate bitch
Joan Severance. I was hoping for a big titty blonde or some exotic Asian. Got a literal who
>>223205425Some literally who, couple of months off Pamela Anderson
>>223205644idk how people are sexually attracted to weak structured anime faces.
>>223205628A smoking woman with tattoos is only completely unfuckable on the most virginal corners of the internet
>>223205425I have no idea who these people are.
>>223207144>The sex life of Fred Durstwow gotta buy this
>>223207184Shiiiet yeah I fucked britney spears at the VMAS motha FUCKAPut my red hat on her head while she gave me head MOTHA FUCKAAAA
>>223205837yeah I looked it up too, they brought it back in 2025 so hey good for them
>>223207100You mean feminine?
>>223207234>and then she treated me like SHIT!!!
Yukk. She looks like a man
i never cared about cara but after watchng climax i know why that director and his wife keep boutella on call as their personal fuck toy or maybe i'm thinking of someone else
>>223205237A non-nepo would not have so many boxoffice flops, disappear for a bit, then returns in a major cover showing pussy. It's only because of her "pedigree" and fuking all the young starlets/models. "Nepo-Star Lez" gets her pushed.
>>223205425i'm happy with it
>>223205237>grossmancara is a gross man
She's the wrong kind of dyke. Not sweet & softball catcher butch like Rosie. Not lipstick sexy cool like our girl Sandra Bernhardt. She's nothing
>>223205237cara looks good with dark hair, its like a whole new cara.
>>223207303Child-like.
NO NO NO
>>223207441>playboy shoot in 2026>no nudity
>>223207441>has "DON'T WORRY BE HAPPY" tattooed under her titsBobby McFerrin is rolling over in his grave right now.
>>223207484yikers
>>223207490>I don't know what i'm talking about
>>223207519where are her nipples then? I dont see em.
>>223205237nah, one of the worst of nepo babies
>>223207537Google her shoot you dumb fuck lol
>>223207546after seeing her nipples covered in that image, I refuse to look at the shoot out of principle
>>223207566Typical liberal faggot.
>>223207584the shoot is obviously woke, and if she doesnt spread her pussy in it like in those based magazines, it proves it further. You are a woke faggot obviously playboy is woke
>>223207615>REEEE Play without nudity????>there's nudity, look up the shoot>UMMMM NO!>faggot>NO U!Okay pal lol
>>223207706
>>223205237she has a fridge torso don't get fooled by the corset
>>223205425>Emily ArthNever heard of her but looks nice. (Don't they all?)
>>223207311It's just one of those days
>>223207706>>REEEE Play without nudity????>>there's nudity, look up the shoot>>UMMMM NO!>>faggot>>NO U!I can see where he's coming from desu
>>223206454Your porn name is your first pet and mother's maiden name. Things that are actually security questions. Unless it's different in the US?
>>223205425Tishara Lee Cousino. Never heard of her, but her bush is way too small, I was born in the wrong generation.
>>223207832>MOSCOW IN THE RAW
>>223207615>she doesnt spread her pussy in it like in those based magazinesPlayboy never did that. They always pretended like it was a serious magazine and not just pre-internet wank material.
She'd be more at home in Hustler or Easy Rider.
>>223207546It’s on /hr/. No pusy
>>223205425My playboy girl is Dan Aykroyd
>>223208296she never should have got fake tits, her nipples are very nice though
>>223205425My dad had like 20 years of Playboy and Penthouse magazines through the 80s to 90s. Sadly my mon talked him into throwing them out while I was away at college.
If this doesnt work or she dies...well I'm thinking she will just do porn. She needs the attention for some reason.
>>223205262if only
>>223208685my mom used to buy me playboy mags, she was based
>>223205237>bottomless unironically super hot will probably beat off
>>223205425I guess I’ll be the youngest one
>>223205425Some girl in a cheerleader costume. Meh not bad
>>223205237Literally Who https://youtu.be/uy72dQo0-Rg?si=ElCznyaTEqlXJ5wg
>>223205237she makes me wish i was her so bad and im straight so it's kinda weird
>>223205237that's a tranny
>>223205425>twinsBased, I win
>>223205399>because of the trannyDidn't know about this but also not surprisedPlayboy was surpassed long ago anyway by far far better online nudie mags
>>223209079I guess tranny j*nnies didn't like this lmao
I've always found Cara really cute and wanted to eat her ass.
>>223209259https://youtu.be/7sefHatyheE?si=qT797ls7NFC_gHtw
/tv/
>>223207144>2002underage
>>223205398I seen it on the internet
>no visible pusy areaYep, it's woke.
>>223205237Why did she get tattoos under her tits? Way to ruin your body
>>223207441>Don't worry be happyThis might be the most retarded thing to get tattoo'd under your tits
>>223206946looks like jodie foster
>>223205398show me her pussy
>>223209016Look up the thread, dumbass.
>>223205425oh my
>>223209328I think I'm seeing double, haha!
>>223207546there are no nudes in it. a filming of the shoot had few sad saggy tits and side of vagina and thats it. all of the photos is covered or clothed.
>>223209803>ENTERTAINMENT FOR MEN>STRAIGHT, GAY OR BISEXUAL...The rot goes back further than previously imagined
>>223205425>Erika EleniakBased
>>223208296That’s legitimately funny
>>223208296>Problem, bluntskull?
>>223205425it's over
You guys don't think she can be something of a bad influence sometimes, do ya?
She won already. Annie Clark and amber heard. Everything else is just laps around us.
>>223210092Lmao. What does this say about you anon?
>>223210102Nah, Michelle was a party girl way before. If anything she took advantage of cara.
>>223205425>cover just eyes and lips>centerfold is some asian girl with perfect titslel
>>223210078What a mouthful.
>>223205237so i just checked out the entire photoshoot, and they dont even show pussy anymore. its basically like GQ magazine now? this shit is GAY
>>223207144Disgusting zoomer freak
>>223207144Adorable zoomer cutie.
>>223206223Booger was referring to cannabis there. No one calls weed 'bush' though.
>>223210208Avn magazine ClubVelvet
not attractive at all. unfortunate. the brazillian feb 1998 is better
>>223205425Out of my way, pussies
>>223208296>>223210069>Dan Aykroyd lost it at one point during shooting on the Paramount lot. In full "Conehead" attire, the actor threw a mega screaming fit at the studio's Melrose Avenue gate after his personal wardrobe person was reprimanded by a security guard for busting the lot's 8-mile-an-hour speed limit. Aykroyd was so peeved after the incident - and after hearing that one of his production assistants was given a hard time when he tried to enter the lot late one night - that he burst into the guard station and trashed it. He threw everything on the floor, pulled one of the phones out of the wall, threw papers, knocked the computer on the floor and held the button down on the wooden arm (that lets the cars in) and started motioning incoming cars to 'please come right in ... welcome to Paramount Pictures.' A female security guard witnessing the incident got so upset that she hyperventilated and had to go to the lot's infirmary. At one point during his tirade, Aykroyd commandeered one of the studio's golf carts and drove around screaming and cursing.
>>223210369What a diva.
>>223210281no.he's referring to straight up vag; they hooked up spy cameras in the Pi's Sorority house during the panty raid.
>>223205425>Vicki LasseterDAT ASS
Blessed thread.
>>223210369>DOES ONE NOT KNOW WHO I AM? AM I BEING DETAINED?!!! AAAA NIBS WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!
>>223205287The queen of spades tattoo means she fucks black guys
>>223210399A divo, if you will.
>>223206312Me and you both, granddad.
>>223206454Everybody loves talking about themselves, autismo.
>>223205398ok sure, i don't believe you post proofchose an image with hairwomen's groin hair patterns are uniqueit will be the defeinitive proof
>>223205237Why are they putting trannies in playboy?
Valerian is going to age well in the coming years, but that will be in spite of Cara, not because of her. Its too original and too vibrant of a film to be left in the dust bin. The problem is that Cara was an inexperienced actress, but instead of getting paired up against charisma-fusion reactor Bruce Willis or someone with experience and instead getting paired up with some ex-member of Green Day that looked xanax'd out and half asleep and very weirdly resembling her to the point it could be mistaken the two of them were brother and sister, then her own performance fell flat. Does she deserve another chance if she wanted it? Sure. Does she need to be reigned in and given acting lessons and work with a director and writer that is able to bring the best out of her? Absolutely. She has proven with her modelling career how prolific and how much charisma that she can exhibit in front of a camera. She could take on personas, she could get into characters and all that. Its just that she's rich and she didn't have to go through the casting couch process and get plapped by Harv that she could treat big movies and such like a side bitch and not commit to it.
>>223205237the absolute state of playboythe actual playboy shoot is tame as fuck, no pussy at all.go to erome, search her name, see her totally nude, see her pussy spread, see her fucking her gf, and I couldnt even get hard because ive seen everything ive seen it all
>>223210626Ella hollywood on playboy?
>>223205237Legitimately looks trans. Not just the obvious hand cupping a feminine small gock. But the face shape screams trans. If anything playboy should just unironcally do this with trans women.
>>223210638Valerian was a good movie entirely torpedoed by its main protagonist pair.Actual charisma black holes. Never seen anything like this before.
>>223208296you are blessed
>>223205237In this case, she is not sexualizing herself. Only if Sidney Sweeney does this, it's a shame... What a bunch of hypocritical fucks.
>>223210681Ella Hollywood has tonnes of early sets that look like they could be in playboy unironcally.
>>223205425I love big areolas
>>223206490I bought this oneMine's some weird clipart of a chick with butterfly wings
>>223205237Imagine how her hand smelled after that. A literal crackhead.
>>223205589They put a gay guy in the cover and a tranny. They stopped being the old Playboy after Hugh died.
>>223205237So this is just a playboy thread?
>>223207735Fake boobs are gross
>>223210937A dozen more shitty tats will do it
>>223205589Full poosi was the Hustler deal, Playboy tried to be more upscale. Both were of course on the safe side of porn mags and you'd find people leafing through both in surprisingly public contexts. It's that whole Seinfeld bit about Playboy at the dentists.
>>223205425Margaux Hemingway, granddaughter of the author. She killed herself 6 years later, lel
>>223205589Pussy was rare lil zoomie and was typical airbrushed out except on playboy tv
>>223207441Disgusting and worthless like all tatted up whores. Even Lowrider bitches are more appealing than her.
>>223211048This. Playboy was the lads mag template, and it wasn't just pinups, a lot of top tier writers passed through and contributed over the years, and they always had good interviews.
>>223211080Gtfo boomer
>>223208860>mom>she
>>223209311>eats assGo back, jeet.
>>223206110People who actually care about nepotism are just salty fucks, every single time.
>>223210836Disgusting mutants.
>>223211105>boomerFound the fat, fuck ugly troon.YWNBAWKYS
>>223211161Nepotism should be a capital crime.Nepos are all insufferable losers who need mommy and daddy to hold their babydick for them.Not salty, just sharing universal truths.
>>223211243>having good parents should be illegal cause mine are shit>i'm not salty btwkeep on seething, commie
>>223211243Yep. Definitely not salty at all I see.
>>223211211Seething nigga o algo
>>223205425It's like she was built in a lab specifically for me. Shes still pretty hot for how old she is. I would fuck her even now, not even joking.
>>223205425A fucking disgrace
>>223205425Is this kino or is it cursed?
>>223211466>HOT INTERVIEW>GORE VIDALkek
>>223211097"I read it for the articles" wasn't just a Boomer meme. They also published lots of stuff you wouldn't really think of as men's magazine material. Richard Matheson and Ray Bradbury wrote stories for it. Stephen King said he knew he hit the big times when Playboy published one of his short stories. At one time, it was a major milestone for up and coming authors.
>>223205398
>>223205425kino
>>223209016pure bimbo kino
>>223210281fuckin dumbass
>>223211466ANGEL OF THE CITYThere, now this thread is tv.
>>223211581she didnt even get naked it was just an ad for her movie
>>223211549I posted her first. She's mine. Fuck off.
>>223211581>>223211628Great cross promotion.
Where do people look these up?
>>223210092I'm sorry anon
>>223211628That's like 99% of celebrity covers.
>>223205425I'm old
>>223205425I guess it's Marilyn Monroe.
>>223211643GoogleMonth-year-playboycover.
>>223211693i like old issues. they're sexy in a weird way.
>>223211643are you fuckin' retarded? or just a jeet?
>>223211725that's a special edition. not the monthly.
>>223211672Man I bet her nipples were like pink dinner plates. Life ain't fair.
>>223207832i don't mind small tits sometimes. they have personality.
>>223209016i'm just trying to imagine those articles and i already feel dumber
>>223211806I'm not finding anything else for that month.
>>223211466you act like having sex with her WOULDN'T feel good
Cara de pibe
>>223205425I got Micheal Douglas, wtf
>>223211867shes honestly gross plus Stallone fucked er
>>223211891
>>223205425>Pamela Anderson on the cover>interview with David Lynch>interview with Siskel and Ebertcan't complain
>>223211693I got a stash of old (60s-70s) playboys I saved from the bin. I personally like the older ones better. Plus the ads just look cooler for some reason.
>>223207342explain?
>>223212014She was perfect before the cosmetic work.
>>223212009
>>223212081Very nice anon
>>223212081
>>223212014you're two months older than me. pam was so fine. other anon is right. she was perfect before the plastic surgery bullshit. April had another girl-next-door type that was perfect. i don't think julie clarke bogged herself too bad. she's still looking pretty good for her age
>>223211891>>223212009>>223212081wrong magazine, faggots
>>223205237She's a lesbian now.
>>223212223Wow, an interview with George Foreman!
>>223212166>SableGonna crank one out for that cunt rn
>>223212286her fake tits always looked like dogshit in a bag. she would have been better looking with cute small naturals. or maybe just get a doctor that isn't a botch-artist. fucking marks.
>>223212286>fake tits>no hips>no assShit was worse back then.
>>223212254Pffft!Poor, silly anon.She can be conquered.
>>223212081I don't think it was a girly magazine, it was a gay magazine!
>>223212332>marc mero fucked her first>marc mero did the F5 first>marc mero did the shooting star press firstbrocketty is such a coat-tail riding KWAB
>>223212081Shawnbros...
>>223212348
>>223207303No, he means weak. Women can have strong facial features. You are simply attracted to beta females, because you are a beta simp boy.
>>223212348This Bret doesn't have a problem with gay magazines.
>>223212386>Shawn Michaels>Bret Hart>Bret Michaelshuh
>>223210092He's not black FYI, just tanned.
>>223211900if rocky thinks her pussy feels good, that's good enough for me. i love a pussy that feels rocky like there's gravel inside. that's a real pussy right there.
>>223212430Subscription cancelled!
>>223211900Stallone is the least of your worries. She fucked Flava Flav.
>>223205628>smokingsmoking is hot...i beg my girl to take a puff of mine sometimes, she doesn't inhale, but its still super sexy. sure it's a generational thing. im late 30s, and my mom would have her female friends over for coffee and cigarettes all the time, and i always wanted to bone them. they looked so sophisticated/mature smoking
>>223205262Lmao>>223205358This>>223205398No>>223206110Kys
>>223205425buckbreaker.jpeg
>>223205884>>223206022Cara literally said it was all women who did her photoshoot which is why there's barely any nudity or anything sexy about it. And I say that as someone who has used dozens of boxes of Kleenex on her.
>>223212483>And I say that as someone who has used dozens of boxes of Kleenex on herTo clean up your vomit? She's ugly as sin.Any movies for this feel besides her filmography?
>>223210527It's MIBs. Men In Black. Human authority figures.
>>223212456FLAVA FLAAAAAAAV!
>>223212456Black people were a mistake.
>>223210369>At one point during his tirade, Aykroyd commandeered one of the studio's golf carts and drove around screaming and cursing.kek
>>223211693Anson Mount the guy from shitty new Star Trek?
>>223210365>August 1997There's Final Fantasy 7 advertisements in Playboys for a month or two bracketing its release. That's when you knew video games had really made it into the mainstream.
>>223210553Does she even have one?
>>223210369And then everyone clapped
>>223212673She does, I saw it in a dream.
>>223211048>HustlerFuck Larry Flynt. He started the trend of women shaving their pussies.
>>223205425Never was much into wrestling. Any reason so many WWE girls got cover shots?
>>223212734Completely forgot about this bitch
>>223212728Im pretty sure french harlots started that.
>>223212746I wish I could forget seeing her nekkid
>>223212765That bad?That was my next stop, but I completely forgot so maybe I will just leave it alone.I looked up Tara Reid the other day and wish I hadn't.
>>223205237No. Her eyebrows were forever ruining.Her doing this now is fucking humiliating.She should kill herself
>>223212878>No. Her eyebrows were forever ruining.>Her doing this now is fucking humiliating.>She should kill herself
>>223212734i would suck her cleins till she gushed piss
Remember when she had that schizo breakdown from being such a filthy methwhore and was walking around Hollywood in bare feet stepping in all the AIDS needles and hobo shit while arguing with trees and stuff? I 'member.
>>223205726Oh shit, same here. Melinda Mayes was the playmate of the month.
>>223211628And? You're bitching about Anna Faris in her prime being half naked.you're an irredeemable faggot and you need to fucking put a loaded gun in your mouth and pull the trigger.
>>223212669His dad.
>>223213009Her prime? She was instantly bogged
>>223212918>i would suck her cleins till she gushed piss
>>223212223Thought that was Hershlog and my penis tore through my phat b-ball shorts. You owe 30.99.
I didn't realize Playboy was still around. Do they have physical publications or is it all digital? Do they still do nudes?
>>223212728>shaving their pussiesThat's a good thingt.sex haver
>>223212912You have never touched a (real) vagina in your entire life.
>>223212734>Watch wrestling in 2000>Eddie Guerrero and Chyna vs Essa Rios and Lita>I'm supposed to think Chyna is equally attractive as Lita, if not more soKayfabe status: BROKEN
>>223213009You can't have this big of a spergout over a generic bimbo
>>223212728Demanding women have ch-ch-ch-chia bushes don't stop people from knowing you're a fucking pedophile. good try though, faggot.
>>223213117I'd rather my wife let it grow that rub my dick on razor bumps and stubble. Also, I don't want her snizz to look like a baby's.
>>223213133She's only "generic" if you're a faggot.Congrats fag. You outed yourself.
>>223213117Bushes are more hot
>>223213160>Also, I don't want her snizz to look like a baby's.The fact the idea even entered your mind means you should be violently castrated.
>>223213117>t.sex haver(x) doubt
>>223205237I’m so horny this picture is making me want to jerk off
>>223213160This. I literally told my wife, I said, "Wife, if you shave it, I'm leaving you." That's the key to a long-lasting marriage.
>>223213209And I told your stupid fuck wife "Shave it, that faggot won't know anyway"
>>223212728Who started the trend of women shaving their armpits? That guy should be shot.
>>223213186Every woman who doesn't want to shave says the exact same thing. It's not pedo reaction formation. Bald vaginas are revolting .
>>223213231What a retard convoluted way to announce to the world you are a faggot It's not too late for you. Suicide is easier today more than ever.
>>223213215i told his wife she's a bitch that can't even cook
>>223210432Nice
>>223213231>It's not pedo reaction formationYes it is.You're a piece of fucking shit and you should slit your fucking throat for pretending otherwise.
>>223213253
>>223213231>Bald vaginas are revoltingShe's rivaling Arby's huh? The necessary bush makes perfect sense now
>>223213292i told his bitch wife to go count her dick
>>223210638>She has proven with her modelling career how prolific and how much charisma that she can exhibit in front of a cameraI never found her attractive and still don't but while watching Valerian I did notice that she has an unusual degree of confidence, control, and awareness when moving her body around. Including minute things like facial expressions. That is real talent. It's a shame she never cultivated enough acting skill to really channel that talent into a good performance.
>>223213246>easier today more than everCan't tell if ESL or Trump.
>>223212522LMFAO
>>223212522Lel
>>223205609>>223211048by vagina I mean they showed bush or a woman standing full frontal with no issue. when they brought nudity back they quietly phased out frontal nudity and the girl always had her legs crossed or positioned to block the viewyeah shit like a girl spreading was limited to trash like Hustler and Penthouse
>>223211532when I was in college some friends got me the latest issue as a gagI thought "I read it for the articles" was a joke but that issue had a cover story on Mexican drug traffickers that rivaled TIME magazine in terms of journalism
>>223213098They gave a quarterly magazine and it's super tame. It's like when the magazine started in the '60s.
>>223209869But that is wrong, there's nipples.
>>223214040i like when girls have nipples.
>>223214099What.about ghost nipples?Or inverted nipples?
>>223214124i did sex once with a girl that had inverted nipples. they were kinda cute. they looked like little volcanoes. if you clasp them beteween your thumb and pointer finger and close the circle, the entire nipple goes inside the boob. fascinating stuff.
>>223205237Ugly dyke nepobaby and it's funny how hard (((Hollywood))) was pushing this scrawny skank 10 years ago!!!FACT!!!
>>223205513Cara's voice is the most attractive part about her by far, I love girls with bong accents. Only reason I listen to that station sometimes in GTA V
>>223212472The classic Jackson nose
>>223214019>It's like when the magazine started in the '60s.Sounds classy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxh02n0NNJg
>>223212223My dad had this one
>>223210102Remember when Michelle played a man that was forcefully sex changed into Michelle Rodriguez with a full bush to hide his neo-vagina?
>>223212734Wwe viewers are big time consoomers and millions of the magazines would be sold even though Chyna is disgusting
>ctrl + f jenny mccarthy>zero results Bunch of slack jawed zoomers in here
>>223205237this little sex nymph was dangerously breedable in carnival row
>>223212734>Born in the Year of our Lord 2000>Somehow well and truly old enough to post on this siteJust kill me now
>>223205237bagina
>>223213292FASHION BUG
>>223213949Looked up Connie Brighton, September '82 and there was tasteful vagina. It was there a long time.
The last good issue. Once they stopped using celebs it pretty much died. Plus there dozens of outtakes with peak Kate.
>>223214908>even though Chyna is disgustingwas*also her porn was just depressing
