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Snyder also says he wrote a scene where Leonidas gets gang fucked by his soldiers before the final battle but the studio didn't allow.
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>>223205613
no way
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>>223205613
>wrote a scene where Leonidas gets gang fucked by his soldiers
Nah. Would've been hot as fuck but no he didn't. Shit came out in 2007, Obama hadn't legalized being gay yet. Now, is 300 gay? Absolutely.
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I really like his movies but going out of the way to try and appease in response to critical outrage is pathetic as hell
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>>223205613
the spartans would have held the gates for 300 years if they were properly motivated with some kingly bussy.
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Well yes, spartans, ancient greeks and Romans were gay, but by their standards it was gay to recieve but not gay to give
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>>223205613
why did he say this now tho
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>>223205829
By today’s standards they were pedos. Also gay men mostly just gave each other hand jobs and stuff. No one that wasn’t a beardless teen twink (or younger) was getting ass fucked
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>>223205613
>Leonidas gets gang fucked by his soldiers before the final battle but the studio didn't allow
Of course they didn't allow, it would've been unrealistic for the spartans to lose after some good ol' buttfucking with your mates
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>>223205613
Snydaars keep taking L's.
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>>223205860
Nobody was getting assfucked either, they were giving oiled up thigh jobs (intercrural sex).
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>>223205859
He's been accused of being a chud over his latest movie.
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>>223205613
I don't care what he does, Sucker Punch is and will always be a 10/10.
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>>223205613
>militant fascism is gay
what else is new
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>>223205829
Pitching, not catching
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>>223205613
In case anyone's confused, they invert the meaning of words, so manly is redefined as gay now and vice versa. Its not that hard to get.
beautiful <-> ugly
strong <-> weak
etc
>haha chud i see you are strong and hetero
>but did you actually know that means you're weak and gay
>a truly hetero man is secure enough to kiss trannies and get pegged
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>>223205613
Honestly I appreciate him for admitting it.
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>>223205613
If you go back and watch this movie again, its awesome, clearly from a bygone era when they still made movies for men. This "it was actually gay" stuff is just to try and make people forget about it.
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300 is a modern classic. A true blockbuster for the ages.
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>>223206056
Wow what a big brain you have!
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It does look fucking gay. This and Dragon Ball
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>>223206056
No one said anything about weak, faggot. A film can be gay and strong and good all at once.
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>>223206099
This.
Its just political manipulation.
>if you arent enslaved by a woman, you're an incel or you're a gay
>also go pride being gay is sooooo cute #tastetherainbow
>whats that? You want a male space without women? you're a gross faggot that fucks dudes lol
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>>223206099
>they still made movies for men
That exactly what they are saying.
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>>223205613
>movie anout ancient Greeks is homosexual
Whoa, mind blown
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>>223206099
For men who fuck other men
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>>223206417
Yeah your tiny little mind is blown out, like an old whore's pussy

You actually believe the propaganda
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>>223205722
>>223205859
>>223205963
>>223206099
>>223206323
It's a film that almost exclusively shows oiled up half-naked muscley men parading around in their underwear and rubbing up against each other.
It is, without a doubt, 100% gay, 0% straight.
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>>223206813
and yet the only nudity is cerseis tits
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>>223206439
>You actually believe the propaganda
If by propaganda you mean history and archeology
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>>223205613
Just watched this yesterday, can confirm I am now gay and trans.
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>>223206840
>topless woman in a loincloth: Nudity
>topless man in a loincloth: Not nudity
???
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>>223205613
Funny how people can just write stuff online and retards will believe it without a second thought. How did we go from "everything is fake online" to the exact opposite?
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>>223205613
What's the straightest movie ever made?
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>>223206888
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If ancient greek was really a shining example of gay culture, we'd be bombarded by it. Every now and then some moron tries to do it, soon to realized that it's really a man raping boy thing.
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>>223206848
You are too far gone.
Full blown normie.
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>>223205613
Snyder's smart. Elizabeth Banks tried to call out Steven Spielberg for "not making a movie with a female lead." This is what they do.
Snyder made Super Punch years ago, so they can't attack him for that. But it's not enough, where's your "GAY" movie, Zack?
>"300 was like, totally gay when you think about it"
4D chess move
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>>223206888
My biopic (TBA)
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>a movie about oiled up, sweaty muscle men is gay
You don't say?
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>>223205613
zack snyder is a big pussy desu
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>>223207011
Zack only knows 4D as the cinema seats that shake and spray cum on your face.
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You know what other movie is very, very gay? Fight Club. Gayer than the book.
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>>223207878
not gayer than the book. The book is outright gay.
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>>223205613
spartans were the biggest faggots in greece. it's why socrates and plato idolized them
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>>223205829
That's still the standard to this day
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>>223205613
all people who ragebait are really just trying to satisfy some internal inadequacy, need or resolve stress by saying/doing provocative things
it's completely obvious and harmless if you just keep it in mind and pay attention to it

like most of the posts on this site as well, even extremely rich people are just as miserable or angry as we are, that's the real joke
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>>223206813
>parading around in their underwear and rubbing up against each other
It's absolute pathetic when weakling faggots slander heterosexual men like this. Like how when they call sports gay because it's "just a bunch of grown men running around trying to grab each others balls".

You're not clever.
You're not cute.
Stabbing a million Persians to death will never be gay.
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>>223207967
>loves niggerball and gets angry when the goyim recognize it as gay tripe
>killing Iranians is based goy!
Really? Is this the best yiu can do?
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>>223205669
>they didn't kiss
Show, don't tell
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>>223206888
Predator.
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>>223208038
Sports being a waste of time, doesn't make sports gay.
Don't you think it's pathetic that the only tactic you have is feminine ass reputation destruction like a bitchy cunt?
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>>223205613
>despite studio declining due to the graphic penetration the director insisted on, snyder was so dedicated to his vision that he secretly filmed the scene anyway, in his own backyard during covid pandemic
>he provided his own butt as a stand in before the main star gerald butler could even decline to participate
>the scene was shot during a long holiday weekened, with catering for the crew paid by snyder himself
>the scene is shot in extremely high framerate allowing for a crystal clear extended slow motion sequence
>everyone involved always stress how snyder is extremely polite and easy going and a really nice guy to work with
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>>223205613
>MEN holding men tenderly from behind
>MEN letting it hang
>MEN playing two flutes at the same time
Ah classic honest trailers
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>>223207963
It's simpler than that; they're just closeted. They crave cock but can't accept it.
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>>223206099
Zesty
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>>223206099
yeah men who like men
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>>223205613
i can't believe they got away with 300 men having graphic hardcore sex with each other on the big screen in 00s. truly a different time
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>>223205669
Why is Sorbo, the traditional Christian fox news figurehead okay with that?
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>>223205613
It's just one of those movies that women will never understand.
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>>223208038
>killing Iranians is based goy!
Noooo leave those poor innocent muslims alone! leave them alone!
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>>223208983
Muslims got oil to trade. What does Israel have?
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>>223210085
bribes to politicians
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>>223210085
>>223208038
>suddenly talking about iranians and palestine as if either had anything to do with the persians of the time
bro, muhammad wasn't even a thing at the time. There aren't any jews in the movie either. Stop trying to bring /pol/ shit into everything.
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>>223205613
300 is one of the biggest pieces of garbage ever made.
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It's his only legitimately good movie
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>>223210181
You didn't answer.
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>>223206417
>Haha ancient Greeks gay, I will post this on 4chan so that everyone knows I am cool and know stuff about history
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>>223206099
its a changing narrative. you cant just hang out with your friends because thats gay. wanna go fishing? well thats just a bunch of men out in the woods drinking beer, its gay. etc etc. btw when one of the foids tags along it ruins the whole comraderie and shiiieeeeetttt
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>>223205613
movie is not gay
neither is top gun or lotr
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>>223205613
yeah but pic-rel in the sequel was enough to drag the franchise into clear heterosexuality.
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>>223206417
Minds aren't what's being blown here.
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>>223208148
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I don't watch shit movies.
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>>223206813
is being naked gay?

they didn't wear clothes so that they wouldn't get infected cuts from sweaty gross dirty clothing

and so they could cool down after penetrating so many enemies over and over again

and theyneeded underwaer to stop their schlong boucing around and getting in the way of athleticsim and locomotion and ergonomics of fighting

i personally would have preferred if they were fully nude

would've been even cooler
they did the olympics nude

i think people should be comfortable with the way they look, i think covering ourselves up Sometimes is what creates weird feelings because we aren't sure if we look right or are ok
the Athenians were the gay ones

>>223207967
same bro
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>>223210916
the british officers were gay, why do you think they hated the straight nazis so much, baka, you dilly goose
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>>223208671
>Why is Sorbo, the traditional Christian fox news figurehead okay with that?
He wasn't. It was just a paycheck. He looks back in disgust after "agreeing".
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>everyone who has ever yelled THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! is a confirmed closeted faggot
except me
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Snyders new movie just bombed HORRIFICALLY with the reviewers, he's trying to save face so he doesn't get kicked out of filmmaking altogether because this retard has been wasting money for 10 years at this point
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>>223206888
Top Gun
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I quite like the somewhat hackneyed take that the movie is culturally accurate in that it's exactly how the Spartans would've portrayed themselves, and that if you showed them a screening of it, they'd absolutely love it.

>contribution of other greek city states or helots at battle and wider conflict pretty much non-existent
>everyone looks Hercules and is a heroic badass
>enemies are mutants, abominations, or implied to be sexually deviant

If anything they'd complain about themselves not being nude to show off their small, civilised penises.
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>>223207963
It's blue checkmark twatter. The more ragebait they post the more money they rake



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