What the fuck
I always thought that was Daniel Radcliffe in a wig
>>223206144an english rose.
Keep crying you insufferable fucking manchild
>>223206162She is going to awaken some boys when them torpedos.
>>223206144yeah she needs to watch her diet. She would be cute if she werent a slave to food addiction. probably too late though. you only get one life
>>223206162wait it wasnt? I thought it was a joke character?
>>223206183>t. foodiebeauty
>D'you think I don't know what people call me behind my back? Fat Myrtle! Ugly Myrtle! Miserable, moaning, moping Myrtle!
>>223206183Fat fuck typed this out with sausage fingers
>>223206144how tf her boobs are starting at her neck.. her goiter can't be that big jfc
>>223206191i'm sure she weighs a lot less by the time of the books.
would look like a decent slampig after a couple of beers
>>223206144is she moaning for a third helping of food?
>>223206144More like Massive Myrtle.
>>223206144Is the blonde of age?
>>223206162nah it was a mid 30s woman.she did a great job tho, i legit laugh when she goes "i was disTRAUGHT!"
>>223206144How the fuck is that whale going to fit in a u-bend
they cast your average harry potter fanwhats the problem
munching myrtle
>>223206144why are her boobs up to her chin
>>223206144meatloaf myrtle
ENORMOUS TALENT
>>223206487You mean why is her chin down to her boobs
>>223206144Those boobs are squeezed really really tight. That's why they look like that, anon.
>>223206144>girl who died while crying in the bathroom because bullying is a fattyThis is an issue? It certainly makes more sense than her being a hot bitch
>>223206144She has midget face
>>223206144How does someone manage to be fat in 2026, when ozempic is so available? You have to be a fat bitch for ideological reasons
>>223206144The real problem is that she looks older than the girl on the right who was middle aged at the time of filming.
Whenever I see a hyphenated last name I immediately know she is a huge cunt, but this one is literally a huge-huge cunt.
>>223206183This is our franchise now, deal with it troon
>>223206569Lot of people still doesn't know Ozempic exists, or have no idea how effective it is.There is also this little problem with Ozempic that it doesn't really burn calories, it just kills your apetite, which doesn't matter if you keep stuffing yourself like a pig. Lena Dunham comes to mind.
>>223206144HARRY PUDDING AND THE GOBLET OF CHEESE DIP
What's her name /tv/?
>>223206183the irony lmao
>>223206144poor girl choked to death from a chicken wing
>>223206144They should have just cast Shirley Henderson again. She's hardly changed in the past 20 years and she was already way too old for the role kek
Isn't she supposed to be sad and ugly?
>>223206144
How many characters does this book series have? Every day I feel like I see a LITERALLY WHOhas been cast as VERIMIA SHITTER
>>223208315700
>>223206144>Shirley Henderson 37 years old when she played the 14-year-old character Moaning Myrtle in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.
>>223206144I rushed over to /tv/ when I saw this casting announcement and you guys did not disappoint.
good ol' reddit
>>223208449As perfectly accurate as Snape
>>223208449Would Reddit be okay with a busty Molly? Something tells me they wouldn't be.
>>223206512What the hell was her problem?
>>223206144MOZEMPIC MYRTLE
Like half the people they casted as background characters are non-white.
>MOOING MYRTLE
>>223208449if I made an account and asked him "and how are Snape and Hermione described in the book?" would I get banned?
>>223208549They would just tell you that their races were never specified and downvote you to hell
>>223206144The og one gave me the weirdest boner. I wonder if you can get sloppy with ghosts in harry potter world? Would be hot..
>>223206144We live in an age of AI and CGI and you're really going to say that?
>>223206144don't they have magic ozempic?
More like Fat Moaning Myrtle.
>>223208549>>223208570His comment would get deleted and he would get banned, correct.
>>223206144This is actually kinda good casting.
>>223208449Reddit makes it sound like all the movie castings were the worst castings ever.
She moans because she's stuck in the pipes.
Why is her head shaped like a foot?
>>223206144her knees will be moaning no doubt
>>223206144That immense double chin. Do they call her Moaning Myrtle because every seat she sits on moans under the weight?
>>223208834Maybe she's from Italy.
>food tits
None of these castings matter as long as snape is still a nigger
How do fat bitches still exist.
>>223206144MOANING MILDRED
>>223209230I'm retarded, it should be Maneater Myrtle
>>223209252>ponytails, glasses aaannnddd now you're a little girl
>>223209252
>>223209252wtf, she was that old
>>223206144>Massive Myrtle>Mountainous Myrtle>The Wailing Whale>The Heavy Haunter>Plump Phantom>The Bawling Bovine>Moaning Mamoth>Weeping Walrus>Meaty Myrtle>The Mornful Manatee>The Porky Phantom>The Gloomy Glutton>Hefty Haunt
>>223209252She's fucking 60 now holy shit
Groaning Girdle
>>223206144British rose
>>223208549Snape being black is great.Also means James Potter could be racist for bullying him so much.
include me in your epic screencap reddit 4chan capper man!or else :0)
>>223209318
>>223209518The whole show is going to be Snape putting Harry through a generational struggle session for his dad’s racism.
>>223206144Is Snape gonna fuck her?
>>223206186u boats gonna rise
>>223209252You think her husband has her dress up like that when he fucks her?
>>223206183>I can't afford GLPs or a sex changeYeah we know.
>>223209318I wanna FUCK THE PIGGY!!!!!!
moaning because ghosts can't eat
>>223206144double chin is a sign of obesity. This is diet of the horror that human mind can't comprehend.
>>223209252Need I say it?
>>223206569Why would a wizard be fat? Why would a ghost be fat?
How can anyone be so round
>>223209541idk man, when she's got the My 600-lb Life jughead face even the architect must draw the line
>>223211057How the such is she gonna fly around the bathroom without looking ridiculous? It's gonna look like someone accidentally let a weather balloon loose.
>>223210812men aren't allowed to mildly suggest what a woman should wear!
Chamber of Secrets is the worst book/film. It's practically filler.
>>223206144it's all over when the fat lady moans.
>>223209252She is cute, I would share a toilet with her
>>223211299Can't be arsed to gif baron harkonnen flying around in lynch dune
