How exactly was Mike Teavee in the wrong?
>>223206679You should know better than anyone wasting your life in front of a TV rots your brain and makes you the scourge of society.
>>223206821Hardly
>>223206679Manlet
>>223207230Not his fault
Why are her eyes looking in different directions?
>>223207747She’s slightly cockeyed
>>223206679This movie was actually breaking the 4th wall and condemning the viewer. All of the "sins" of the children can be found in the average movie goer>Gloop: eating junk while watching kino>Salt (popcorn is salty): the audience is demanding of nonstop entertainment sequels and will never be satisfied>Beauregard: the average kino viewer will stop at nothing to score tickets or be the first to watch a releaseTeeVee was a little on the nose but needs no explanation
>>223209640Okay but what about the punishments?
Stop chewing.
Fuck that movie.
>>223210194Why?
>>223206679the original brainrotted zoomer
>>223210212He wasn't that bad
>>223209808Grossly disproportionate.>oh you’re greedy! Oh I’ll scare you by dropping you in a big industrial batch of chocolate (that totally wasn’t placed there deliberately as a scare tactic and no intention of harm)>oh you’re selfish and demanding?! I’ll cover you in smelly garbage haha!>oh, your grandpa is a sneaky old drunk street rat? Well what if I CHOP YOU UP INTO A MILLION TINY PIECES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>oh you’re a 12 year old who likes tv?! What if I SHRINK YOU TOCTHE SIZE OF A MOUSE AND STREEEETCH YOU UNTIL YOU’RE UNREASONABLY TALL AND THIN HA HA!>oh myyyyy, you like… CHEWING GUM?! I’ll turn you into a GIANT BLUEBERRY! You’ll stretch and swell up into a BLUEBERRY and you’ll be rolled around by my midget slaves with their little hands all over your young body hahahaha! Yes and even after you’re “squeezed” you’ll be blue forever! A FREAK to be spat on by society hahaha!Zero sense of proportionality. Is this meant to be a lesson that life’s punishments aren’t fair and sometimes you get permanently fucked over for nothing while others get a slap on the wrist? In the original we see the only reason Violet was remotely rude was because she had to put up with veruca nonstop and none of the adults would check her on her shit.
>>223210318Plus we don't actually see him stretched out so he might've stayed small
Regarding little Mike TeaveeWe very much regret that weShall simply have to wait and seeIf we can get him back to sizeBut if we can'tIt serves him right
>>223209640But the movie was originally a book
>>223211714Genius
I seriously want someone to make a version of Willy Wonka as a horror film that shows all the kids getting killed.
>>223212679But how would Mike get killed?
>>223212717A Oompa Loompa steps on him
>>223212736When would this happen? Not a lot of time to do that between the time he was in the TV to the time his mom stuffed him in her purse
>>223212679I am reminded of this video, where someone made a trailer for the film you want:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9Cby33ZR98
>>223212758I'm not thinking of the original film. Just someone remaking it into a horror film.
>>223206679What the fuck did he think was going to happen? He saw a Wonka bar get zapped, and become small and then Wonka grabbed it, where exactly in his mind did he figure "Well it'll be different for me!" He didn't see it go back to normal, he has no way of knowing if it can be normal.What's the fucking plan you little shit
>>223210318>dropping you He fell in tho> I’ll cover you in smelly garbage haha!She stood on the platform that dropped tho>Well what if I CHOP YOU UP INTO A MILLION TINY PIECES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAThey snuck away to do that tho>What if I SHRINK YOU TOCTHE SIZE OF A MOUSE AND STREEEETCH YOU UNTIL YOU’RE UNREASONABLY TALL AND THIN HA HA!He turned on the machine tho>’ll turn you into a GIANT BLUEBERRY!She ate the thing he said don't eat though.It's exactly 1-1 proportional, what, would you cry out>Oh, you wondered why the ring on the stove was red, well I'll WATCH AS YOU BADLY BURN YOUR HAND AND HAVE A LIFETIME SCAR AHAHAHAHAOr some shit? Don't lean over a goddamn river! Don't eat food they said aren't safe! Don't stand over something that leads to a garbage disposal! Don't turn on machines you don't understand! Don't drink shit that isn't safe!You get what you fucking deserve!
>>223206679The bad kids personify some of the deadly sins:>Augustus Gloop: Gluttony>Veruca Salt: Greed>Violet Beauregarde: Pride>Mike Teavee: SlothCharlie, on the other hand personifies most, if not all, of classic virtues.
What the fuck is with these threads? Is it a meme or is it just some guy out there who hasn't stopped obsessing about this specific character for years?
>>223209640So what's the moral of the story?
>>223212869>You get what you fucking deserve!Tbf Mike Teavee didn't seem to mind his fate
>>223212809>What's the fucking plan you little shitBe rich from being the world's smallest boy
>>223210053Keep chewing and start producing more corn syrup
>>223206679He watched TV so he deserved to die OR SOMETHING
>>223214130Everyone who's watched both Wonka movies on TV deserve to be shrunken and stretched out via taffy puller.
>>223214412why didn't they fill him back out with the blueberry gum?
>>223206679You think after he got home his dad put him down his urethra? I think that would be really funny haha
>>223213332maybe it was meant to turn into a giantess thread
>>223214461Mike suffered enough.
>>223214467He's still a little big for that
>>223214498Correct, it's always a stealth giantess thread
>>223207294He begged to be turned into a manlet.
>>223214500They fixed violet but let Mike walk out as a thin sheet of paper? He should have been rolled home just as violet should have.
>>223214540Did he?
>>223214547His post-taffy puller condition is a warning to all TV watchers.
