name a bigger fall from grace
>>223210154>Implying he ever had grace>Implying Jason Mewes is grace>Implying Kevin would have been the man in the relationship if it had occured
I liked... Nothing. You suck
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>>223210239Lmao.
>>223210154Bongs don't really count as people, but this was a pretty big one.
Night Shyamalan
>>223210239I did not give you permission to post my wife. Please delete this right now before I update my journal.
>>223210154an entire career where he never learned how to direct he must feel pretty insecure
>>223210277Reminder that all the accusations came out after he was dead and he was never able to defend himself. Not guilty.
>>223210154He's made only one good movie, not exactly "grace" if we're being honest here.
>>223210418>clerks>mallrats >chasing amy>tuskAll kino
>>223210154Why the fuck does this guy look like a character from a shitty late 2000's porn video?
>>223210154Is that DSP?
That Jay and Silent Bob movie is shit. I never watched it, but seeing their shitty, stupid fucking faces on the poster made me know to go out of my way to make sure that I never see that movie.>You never saw it.You don't have to eat dog shit to know that you shouldn't eat it.
>>223210530>he didn't watch the only good Smith filmbased retard
>>223210154You
>>223210583I've never watched anything that he was involved with, but you're a retard for thinking that that shit is good.
>>223210154>Entire career full of 4/10s>Fell from grace
>>223210154His mentor Harvey Weinsteinfelter
>>223210441>tuskok dickrider
>>223210154This site.
>>223210154Mallrats and Clerks are enjoyable, and he was funny in Degrassi, but if he's an ass then he is an ass, he can't get mad at anyone for riding a wave he created because he did the exact same fucking thing with comic books and the comic book world. The fuck did this guy know about any of that shit for real? That's what I thought.
>>223210441tusk?
>>223210601based giga retard
>>223210154Who?
>>223210154Weed ruined him
>>223210154Mallrats is one of the worst movies I've ever seen.
>>223210154His taint
I basically idolized this guy but more so Jason mewes growing up. > Got hooked on the podcast network> Eventually get to Tell Em Steve Dave > After a while don't listen to any of the Kevin Smith podcast anymore > Don't hear much from Kevin Smith for a while > He is getting divorced or something > Already got weird vibes from about cuckoldry> Then he posted something about being abused as a child> Not going to post the details here but easy to find > Now I iterally have no idea how he's doing > Last movie was a very sad clerks 3 > Tell him Steve Dave guys don't really like him anymore > I'm not sure if this is how I green text because I haven't been using it for a whileKevin Smith was cooler when he was fat?Also it's kind of lame how he was such a weed advocate, even after he had a heart attack, claiming that's the weed is what citizen because of less pressure on his veins or something. Then after he is supposedly dealing with being sexually abused you suddenly never mentions weedYes yes I am schizo and I will take my meds
>>223210945You're the fucking retard for watching this cringe dude bro shit.
>>223210666I have no clue what you're talking about>>223210852Horror movie he did with Justin Long
>>223210154Michael Cimino. Went from a 5 star Academy Award winning movie to a career-ruining bomb.
>>223210666Get behind me, Satan. Tusk was released by A24 so it has to be good, right?
>>223210198Dogma is legitimate underrated kino that was intentionally buried for decades by Harv so no one could watch it or buy it.
>>223211313Year of the Dragon was kino though
>>223211480The Chinese reporter could have been better cast.
>>223211130i know he was sexually abused as a kid that's his excuse for why he was super fat and why he was a drug advocate and makes raunchy moviespeople were wondering 'why was this guy so fat and made movies about dirty sex and stuff" and he explained "i was molested""Normal" people don't usually get that fat or be sex obsessed so there is usually a logical underlying issue
>>223211373That scene where Chris Rock says they didn't put him in the Bible because he's black and every one is like "oh here we go." The whole if Jesus was black why is he in the Bible/you can't really have a new testament without the son of God thing was hilarious.
>>223210154Reese Witherspoon
>>223210441Chasing Amy was shit.Other than that, agreed.
I liked yoga hosers
>>223210154Let's be real. His peak was Clerks. Not exactly a high position to fall from.
I liked his podcast stuff. Never liked his movies. There are definitely worse fall offs.
it was basically like freefalling for a moment there
>>223214229Lmao
>>223214229Rip my sweet prince hero.
>>223211860I love that fucking movie.
>>223210198Smith didn't know Mewes was going to crash out like he did.On the other hand, we Jay+Bob fans didn't know Smith was going to become a total faggot either.I guess he did propel Affleck and Damon into their careers. So, if you like those two, hooray for Smith.
>>223210154smith was never good to begin with. right place, right time. caught the tide of the zeitgeist
>>223210154He was always a fat poof
>>223211726meh, I'm male, and am old enough to post here, so can confirm that sex is something I think about.not fat tho'. being fat has to imply colossal escapism plus depression (refusal to get off the couch)
bassnectar
>>223210389Fuck you, he was the next crowley.https://youtu.be/-QUuCWNyvv8
>>223210154What "grace"?LOL
>>223210601Fucking retard alert
>>223211283I'm glad that fool is finished. What a fucking ego. >I don't believe in working on any project more than four yearsBecause you keep getting fired.
>>223213813Mallrats over Chasing Amy?You're an idiot.
Red State
>>223214576Of course redditors throw xirselves in a tizzy over a famous musician indulging in some whore groupies.
>>223211860>>223214421It’s woke virtue signaling cringe
>>223214576why would you spoil a nobody that only trannies know
why are we walking like this?
>>223210198
>>223214930>Dogma is woke virtue signaling cringeHoly hell man. I hate woke slop as much as the next guy but you have seriously gone off the reservation if you think this.
>>223211860>god impregnates mary and just fuckin bounces>the most absent/deadbeat dad ever possible
Clerks is his only good film
>>223217356>clerks>mallrats>clerks animated>dogma>jay and silent bob strike back>clerks 2all kino. that's just objective truth. you could argue the first 2 evening with kevin smith specials are up there with the later era kino. some people like red state. it's bullshit imo. just kevin pretending to be tarantino and failing pretty hard.
>>223210154If he just stopped making movies and retired in 2007 he would be remembered as one of the greats.
>>223217484agree 100%
>>223214474Jay was not exactly playing a part. He really was a fucking addict loser piece of shit. If he was not friends with Smith then he would likely be some loser that at best worked at a Burger King before OD'ing by 24. Smith going from edgy guy that cussed everyone out, and made constant gay and fart jokes for two decades all of a sudden going full self censoring Twitter faggot caught everyone by surprise though. I don't think anyone could have predicted that one in 06. Not the guy that added a donkey show to his movie that caused Ebert to give up and leave.But holy fuck Clerks 3 was a pathetic cry for help and never ever should have happened. it just retcons the entire franchise into a sad pathetic pile of shit.
>>223211283This one was fucked up, everybody wanted this guy in their show/movie around 2009. And he consciously decided fuck having a career, friends, or a life of any kind.
i wish Clerks Animated was an HBO series. would have been so much better if they could swear. the show was essentially a direct sequel to Clerks 1, but in animated form. if you gave that show 2 seasons and the ability to say "nigger", you would have had GOLD, jerry, GOLD...
>>223217534I like how Dante has his funeral and Kevin Smith can't let the scene be genuine or heartfelt for more than 30 fucking seconds without writing a super funny bit that nobody else has EVER thought about before criticizing a better director like Scorsese for the rat in The Departed ending
>>223217580he was funnier when he was fat, and jay was funnier on heroin. there. i said it.
>>223217534Nah. Jay was an absolute winner. He was a roofer. Without Smith he would have lived happily ever after in another world. He is the main character in Kevin's life and every movie should have been about him. Not some prearranged shit. Just Jay living his life, going exploring. Wasting money as fast as possible. Getting all the girls. Kevin treated Jay as his secret identity when I'm reality Jay is just too nice of a guy to tell Kevin he smokes cock and to go play comics with the rabbis in Hollywood ya prizon sized sellout.
>>223210953>tranny foundation
>>223211130I can't bring myself to see Clerks 3
>>223215107I stole that joke for a comic strip my roommate and I did in our college newspaper.
