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Bison Visit 09/15/26(Tue)18:26:02 No.223210398

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Bison Visit Anonymous 09/15/26(Tue)18:26:02 No.223210398 Archived

Bison is coming to my town today. The politicians and administration have been preparing weeks for his arrival, they have a parade scheduled, a gift and award ceremony and some banquet and ball in his honor. I've never seen such fanfare for a VIP visit put on before. I think I'll get my good camera and tripod set up for some quality photos, sounds like it might be most important day for the people of this town.
>What should I expect?

Anonymous
09/15/26(Tue)18:29:06 No.223210446

Anonymous 09/15/26(Tue)18:29:06 No.223210446

>>223210398
Expect Cammy to legchoke him unconscious and then drain his balls

Anonymous
09/15/26(Tue)18:32:15 No.223210501

Anonymous 09/15/26(Tue)18:32:15 No.223210501

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>oh fuck it's tuesday

Anonymous
09/15/26(Tue)18:32:24 No.223210504

Anonymous 09/15/26(Tue)18:32:24 No.223210504

>>223210398
A very memorable experience
~~FOR YOU~~

Anonymous
09/15/26(Tue)19:10:11 No.223211133

Anonymous 09/15/26(Tue)19:10:11 No.223211133

>>223210398
>get a scrawny cancer patient to play Bison
>nails the role anyway

Anonymous
09/15/26(Tue)20:28:14 No.223212298

Anonymous 09/15/26(Tue)20:28:14 No.223212298

OP here.
Welp, Bison came and left. He didn't event attend the parade, the fancy car he was supposed to be in only had the Mayor in it. At the award ceremony he got the name of the city wrong. He left the wreathe and key to the city on his chair and left. He just stood by the bar at the banquet in a houserobe drinking cocktails then left. When he was about 1000 paces out of town, he turned around and told his entourage to shoot the Mayor.