I cry
>NOOO MY HOT AUNT FUCKED MEEE
>>223212262Never watched the movie. Can I get context?
>>223212277***SPOILERS*** his aunt molests him and ruins his life but she is portrayed as the crazy woman from 2 and a half men so it doesn't work
Catcher in the Rye for soiboys
It's molestation kino, you wouldn't get it
always thought this was the most reddit/9gag movie ever made>dude I have no friends lmao>sits next to random guy one day>said guy invites you to a party for no reason within minutes>go to party and now have friends despite being a complete social inept who makes a fool of himself on drugs>love interest is hermione granger because you know the harry potter movies just ended so she's the only girl on my mind haha >when my gay best friend is being attacked by several guys, I intervene (because I'm actually a secret badass martial artist), but the screen goes black...all the guys are on the ground...everyone around looks in awe...I help my friend up, stare at the head bully with a stoic expression: "touch my friends again and I'll blind you">one piece anime music plays>also teens in the 90s don't know david bowie somehow
>>223213167Ya it is corny as all hell
>>223213167>, I intervene (because I'm actually a secret badass martial artist), but the screen goes black...all the guys are on the ground...everyone around looks in awLore accurate middle school fantasy
>>223213167also should be noted that none of this things will ever actually happen to a wallflower
>>223212244Logan was a cutie at least.
>>223212244that guy can't act for shit.Also he's too handsome for the role. They should have gotten Michael Cera.
>>223213167Yup I thought it was gay and it made me uncomfortable.>>223214815I used to fantasize about ninjas bursting into the classroom and me beating them up and then my crush would be so thankful she'd kiss me and go out with me.
Emma watson plays the ultimate roastie in thisThe scene where she’s sticking her head out as they drive past all the lights in the tunnel represents all the dicks she’s taken and will take
>>223215865>scene where she’s sticking her head out as they drive past all the lights in the tunnel represents all the dicks she’s taken and will takewoah, Bravo Nolan!
>>223215858>I used to fantasize about ninjas bursting into the classroom and me beating them up and then my crush would be so thankful she'd kiss me and go out with me.same except that actually happened to me and I got my ass beat instead and my crush got knocked up by my bully
>>223212244shite. dancer in the dark or hachi if u want real tears
