I'M GONNA DO IT, I'M REALLY GONNA DO IT /TV/, I BOUGHT THE 4K SPECIAL EDITION, I'M ABOUT TO WATCH IT
>>223212776What do ladies do?
>>223212822ignore me
>>223212822Have anal sex with chads (not you)
>>223212776More like Tinto BRAP
poop
>>223212822They dont do anything, they listen and thats what noone did
>>223212822It.
Where did Tinto find so many 10/10 women for his movies and how did he convince all of them to do glorified softcore porn? Yuliya Mayarchuk in particular was almost supernaturally beautiful, she should have had better options.
>>223212891>Where did Tinto find so many 10/10 women for his movies and how did he convince all of them to do glorified softcore porn?Uh, they're Italian?
>>223212776Quick, /tv/, best Tinto kino?
>>223212776>Tinto BrasoPatron Saint of Gooners and other such sexual deviants. The man, quite literally and in all sincerity, elevated being horny into an art form.
>>223212822fart
>>223212835>anal sexWhat does it feel like?
>>223212965Cheeky
>>223212891Things were simply different back then. There was much less of a big deal made about being nude, especially in Europe. No one gave a fuck about "male gaze".These days women have never been more whorish (they all have an OF) yet more prudish (they despise men even looking in their direction in public) at the same time. It's truly bizarre.
>>223212965Salon Kitty>>223212971If you like him, check out the films of Walerian Borowczyk
>>223213000Your ass really hurts the next day.
>>223212983hhhHHHHNNNNGGGG
>>223213016>Walerian BorowczykAny torrents?
>>223212891>Yuliya Mayarchuk in particular was almost supernaturally beautiful, she should have had better options.There are women right now who fit that description yet make hardcore porn when they could make way more money and suffer way less social ramifications by doing other things instead.Trying to understand the actions of women is a fool's errand.
>>223213000it feels like shitting in reverse
>Google pictures of Tinto Brasso>Balding fat middle aged guy who looks like every alcoholic uncle you've known >Literally just pictures of him on the red carpet groping nipples, tits, asses, and all these hot girls laughing and hanging out with himGenuinely HOW does he do it??
>>223212776>seeing her hairy butthole in 4K on a big screen in the darkMust feel glorious.
>>223213092>>223213011
>>223213011They want all the attention their bodies afford them, without the consequences of having a body men want to be with.
>>223213011They all became pseudo communists and seized the means of reproduction.
>>223212822explosive diarrhea
>>223212776TINTO BRAAAPO
>>223212776One does not simply post a woman's ass on /tv/, and not incur the Brap authority.
>>223212822the real answer is "cheat"the original title of the movie is "Così fan tutte" which is the same of an opera by Mozart where two guys make a bet to test their fiancees' faithfulness. Tinto's film is loosely based on that.
>>223213092he's just italian
>>223213000Once you're past the o-ring it's like fucking a loose fleshbag. Inferior to the vagina.
>>223213235Men cheat more than women, stupid fucking chud.
>>223213257usually it's good pussy > asshole > bad pussy
>>223213323What differentiates good pussy and bad pussy?t. virgin
>>223213257It's self lubricating with the colon mucus and feces.
>>223212971If only he learned about the razor
>>223213353>colon mucus and fecesYou will never convince me that anal sex havers are not all actually just scat fetishists.
Wait Tinto is still ALIVE? Wtf motherfucker is 93 I swear i looked it up some time ago and i said he was dead long ago, am i literally insane, literal mandela effect shit
>>223213339bad pussy is >25 years oldgood pussy automatically gets all sloppy and slimy, it grips you tight and feels like one million dollars massaging your cock. bad pussy is like you can't even hardly feel it because it's stretched out and dry, and it's not dancing with your dick at all, it's just flapping there like a dead sandwich as you fuck it. Also, smells bad and stuff etc.
>>223212822Outpooping the men since the beginning of time.
>>223213023Kek
>>223213398Anal sex has long since been the quiet method of birth control for couples.
>>223213339Good pussy is hairyBad pussy is hairless
>>223213764pulling out >>>>>>>>>>>> butt sex
>>223213851>pulling outDuring ovulation, extremely risky. Precum can still have semen in it, and you might prematurely ejaculate.
>>223213851Anal sex isn't worth the hassle. Vagina feels much better. I also have a thick dick so I dunno maybe it's different for the average anon
>Do it lady!
>>223213109nah being this blatantly horny was definitely not accepted in my part of Europe >t. Denmark Like there's a difference between being nude at the beach versus groping tits and oogling them
>>223213965>nah being this blatantly horny was definitely not accepted in my part of EuropeItalians and the French are notorious sex pests.
>>223213252The Gusto of LifeEither you got it or you don't. For some reason it appears in higher frequencies amongst Italians, hence they can get away with being charming horny guys.Unfortunately if you are born without the gusto, you simply can't attain it. You either got it or you don't, it's outside our control.
>>223212891It is pretty easy to find a hot Italian chick walking down the street
>>223213965Anon, Scandinavia had legal cp magazines in the 70s.
>>223213991Is gusto the same as Austin Powers' mojo?
>>223214418America kinda did too. they were "nudist" magazines which claimed not to be sexualising those kids. no normal adult was buying them.
>>223213258>Men cheat more than women,hahaha, no, we just get caught more often as we usually boast about it with strangers or friends, women can't do that because women are not friends among them, and telling something like that to a female friend is giving her a loaded weapon that she could use against her.
>>223214582>no normal adult was buying themThey were selling smut books in the 70's and 80's which many featured underage characters, usually between 14 and 16, but they went as young as 8. And they were quite popular. Need I mention Brooke Shields' Playboy stunt?
>>223214647>boastor feel remorse, another thing women cannot do
>>223214418That was a short lived lapse in judgement and by no means mainstream.
>>22321476370s were wild, man. if we're going text-no-pics we can talk about Gary Jennings' Aztec or Brian Aldiss' Helliconia Summer (Spring and Winter too might count, Aldiss was basically a ped).
>>223215522>and by no means mainstreamAttraction to minors has always been present and generally accepted in society until recently. When I say minors, I mostly mean ages 12 to 16. 17 is basically an adult-lite.It's only been the last 40 years of human history that it's become taboo and unacceptable. Think about that for a second. Within your dad's lifetime, it was acceptable to read Playboy and jerk off to Brooke Shields' 10 year old nudes.
>>223213896Just get the Plan B pill. I live in a Muslim country. I can just go to pharmacy and buy one otc without any ID or restrictions. Don't tell me your country have restrictions on birth control pills?
>>223216394Plan B isn't 100%. It can be as low as 75%.Copper IUD is the best. You can even add pulling out + cycle tracking if you're paranoid. If she gets pregnant through all of that, then it was God's will and you just go with it.
>>223216394Plan B is expensive, has around an 80% effectiveness, and also screws with hormones.
>>223213000pretty good if ur big since its deeper. and no worry of preg. no ruber required. poop is gross tho dont look at it its not like porn
>>223216503>>223216606punch her belly and make her smoke a lot of cigarettes
>>223212776But you will never be a lady so you can’t do it.
>>223212776Federica Palmer from Fallo though. So many faps to her.
>>223213896Women track their cycles, you nigger.
>>223213252Based RoccoHe's a fucking legend!
>>223212776>4K SPECIAL EDITIONPost armpit hair screenshots and webms.
>>223213092Look at him and tell me he doesn't ooze charisma
>>223213339the smell
>>223212965Either Monella or Trasgredire
>>223212822Smear shit up into their vaginas when they wipe.
>>223213920>Anal sex isn't worth the hassleWhat hassle?Women who do it regularly can just do it without any prep or any lube etc.t. dated a girl who loved it, just stuck it in her arse all the time. never got shit on my dick coz she knew when she was clean or not. If she ever knew it was going to be dirty, she would stop me from doing it beforehand. (which was rarely).
>>223212776>tinto movie poster>ART>sydney sweeney reenacts it>PORN
>>223213016>Walerian Borowczyk>One of Lulu's three husbands is played by Heinz Bennent, Anne Bennent's real-life father. When the movie was released, Anne revealed that the sensual scenes between father and daughter caused some little trouble in their family. "Somehow that was funny...My father and me...We laughed a lot about it--but Mama probably didn't think it was that funny: she turned pale with jealousy...," she said.huh.
>>223212776nevel liked this poster, nothing erotic about it, looks like she's about to take a shit>yeah I get it you think poop is sexy very funny you're such a jokester how do you even come up with this stuff
>>223217388>wiping back to frontISHYGDDT, men and women
