>slaps raw fish on rice>"That'rr be 600 dorraru plus tipu you filthyu gaijin!"
Jiro dreams of assrape
>>223215242/tv/ still hasn't gotten over based Jiro banning filthy gaijin from his restaurant
>>223215364His restaurant isn't even open to the public
>>223215364Unironically he's broken just about as many brains as bourdain
he dreams of the salty cunny
Have a nigiri. Have two.
>>223215242pretty chill flick, it’s weird that everyone has seen this. it got pushed hard what like 15 years ago? this and that octopus doc.
>>223215242>$600 for jap fish sloppaI hate weebs so fucking much
>>223215470Have a nuke.
>inb4 the schizo jap appears
>>223215525How are Japanese weebs?
>>223215525I like sushi, but the stuff in that scene does not look appetizing
>>223215242>I had to go down to the fish markets at 5:00AM, sniff out the best tuna with my tuna sniffing pig, win a bidding war in which I paid 5 million yen for it, and even though it weighs 5,000kg it only produces 1kg of otoro>Now pay me $300 stupid gaijinOk but my $20 cut of salmon from Costco is just as marbled though. It's not my fault your country didn't have the technology to farm salmon and stayed away from it due to parasites and developed an entire grading system for an inferior fish. Salmon is literally the wagyu of fish but cheaper
>>223215310
>>223215756That's tuna though
>>223215242>>slaps raw fish on riceNo, that's what YOU do when YOU try to make sushi.Jiro makes ART. Full disclosure, I've never seen that movie and I think sushi is fucking nasty.
>>223215525>Ōkyaku-san you cannot yell at other customer, prease reave restaurant now
>>223215756it's hilarious how the top tier 0.2% highest quality cuts of the highest quality prize tuna is.. just about as tasty as the average salmon nigiri. and most tuna is fishy and disgusting compared to even the most questionable salmon.
>>223215693>implying japs are dropping hundreds of dollars for a few pieces of sushiTourists are the ones going to this place
>>223215895This. Can't pay my bills in appreciation of my art. I don't give a shit if the guy pulls out a bottle of hot sauce and drowns each piece with it. He's paying for it, he can eat it however he likes.
>>223215242I just saw a reel on IG about sushi "etiquette" and it made me wanna stab tf out of my California roll and double dunk that shit in a forbidden wasabi sÕy mix.
>>223215756It's not about the taste but what it says about you as a person and how you approach life in general. I wouldn't expect a foreigner like you to understand but growing up we're taught all of these red flags in how guys order sushi. When a male coworker asked me out, he took me to a Chinese owned place and paid like $40 for a generic 8 piece combo that came with avocado "dragon" rolls. That's when I knew he was no good and the last time I dated a Japanese "american". My then boyfriend who I met in Tokyo (now husband) took me to Ginza Onedera and paid $400 for 14 pieces of toro, maguro plus nigiri highlights. It's not about how much he earns but how much he thinks I'm worth.
>>223215525Lol, the slow motion dip and roll and the cut to him getting absolutely triggered af. NO - NOT TODAY - NOT IN THIS TEMPLE!
>>223216014No tuna is remotely fishy unless you're going to tourist restaurants.
>>223215242Make fun of him all you want he is legend
>>223215242Show him one of those cocktail robots making sushi. I want to see the pain in his eyes.
>>223215242Born in 1925. Hmm, what was he up to in WWII? Making sushi, or spearing Chinese babies with his bayonet?
>"You're not paying $300 for the fish gaijin, you're paying $300 for the 10 years I wasted learning how to make rice">*taps the sign* "No mixing onions sauce with wasabi, violators will have their hand amputated">"DO I HEAR SOMONE RUBBING THEIR CHOPSTICKS FOR SPLINTERS?!"
the same anti-jap threads over and over again. this is why ameriacans and koreans suck.
>>223216826nice false dichotomy slanteye. But we make fun of both.
>>223216904>But we make fun of both.you don't, though
>>223216927Except I do. And I also samefag as the opposition in order to boost the thread. I'm a merchant who plays both sides and I have no convictions.
>>223216524No one asked faggot. I hope he gets parasites on his dick from the raw fish you're eating. God I fucking hate homos so much.
Posting the same thread 2,000 times based on cheap nationalism isn't a proper way to make fun of things but subhumans like chinks and mutts will never get it
>>223216961nigga you are in a literal spam thread
>>223215525>He has to spend ten years learning how to make a tamago!! An egg!!Kek that is some fucking self own ngl
>>223217007I didn't make those. I just joined in. I make the "anime can't be ki-" ones.
I've never seen a gaijin who has a decent sense of fairness
>rice dicks have convinced themselves only chinks and amerimutts hate themhilarious. 2 nukes truly weren't enough
>>223216524You will never be Japanese
>>223217036I didn't said you did. I just meant it's pathetic to go along with the 8,000th spam thread claim ''I make fun of both''
>>223216992>>223217040These “mutts” and “gaijins” are the only ones keeping China from dominating your jabussy. Show your daddy some respect
>>223217007American website you thin skinned faggot. Stop using American tech like computers and the internet if you can't handle it.
>>223217097Oh yeah? Why didn’t you call me pathetic when I was spamming pro Japan stuff? Where were you then? How convenient for you. I would expect nothing less from a Jew
>>223217057If you aren't a mutt or chinkgook, and is literally obsessed with Japan this badly, it just makes sadder.But you know what? it's actually like 99% salty asian so it's rather boring
>>223217097>didn't saidDumb ESL
>>223216195Japs are paying $10 for conveyor belt sushi.
>>223217155>JSDF shilling on an american site for freeSad. at least the chinks get paid 50 cents each time
>>223217129dude it's literally made by a jap and owned by a jap
>>223217183>japs are literally teaching themselves an alternative history about how electricity, the tansistor, computing, internet, and world wide web are actually japanese inventionskek
>>223217156>mutts being proud of speaking their own language better typical
>>2232171834chan was not made by a Jap.
>>223217211i was obviously talking about 4chan you dumb fuck
>>223217183>>223217235>retard thinks I’m talking about 2channel, the thinnest sliver of tech sandwiched between mountains of American technologyThe fact that this is what you cling on to is pathetic
>>223217183And he ran it into the ground. Nice captcha and ghost cookies faggot.
>>223217235That's like saying Voltron wasn't made by Japs
>>223216524I've been here for a long time and this is one of the gayest things i've ever read. /pol/s trannyfuckery doesn't even come close to this.
>>223217248Funny how you draw an arbitrarily line there with moot forking 2channel and claim that as some kind of grand accomplishment of Japanese originality, and not the thousand different places you could’ve started before that don’t fit your narrative.Imageboards are a dime and dozen. Nobody gives a shit. Your cultural export is manchildren cartoons.
>>223217129>American tech>British designed chips manufactured in Taiwan on Dutch machines and assembled in PRC running spyware coded by Jeets.
>>223217150I would, though? But this is /tv/ and making anti-sushi/japan thread everyday is next level pathetic
>>223216524>>223216882>>223216992>>223217155>>223217183I honestly can't tell if this is a korean guy falseflagging to make people hate Japan by talking in the most retarded way. But it's working
>>223217305>Funny how you draw an arbitrarily line there with moot forking 2channel and claim that as some kind of grand accomplishment of Japanese originality,But I didn't? Some mutt literally claimed ''it's muh American!!'' so it was funny.Man, mutts really can't argue like a normal peerson, can they?
>>223217348what a tryhard
>>223217360>peerson You're being too obvious troll. You're just trying to frame the Japanese as dumb again so they would get called dumb ESLs
Amerimutts arguments are full of 12-year-old-level fallacies it's not even funny
>OP's samefagging his thread by pretending to argue with himself
>>223217413>muh spellingwhatever man
>>223217454You're inbred and your eyes are slanted. Due to extreme inbreeding your average male height is an inch shorter than our average female height. You're not a man. Enjoy your onions bentos
>>223217118If it weren't for mutts, Japan would have raped China to pieces in the first place, and mutts and chinks are almost the same kind of retards nowadays. Nobody likes you.
>>223217555>one slanteye trying to play ubermensch with another slanteyeFunny. And now you're an irradiated bug.
>>223217474>your average male height is an inch shorter than our average female height.No it isn't, but well, we know mutts can't do math.I don't really care if you're just racist, but can't you just leave Japan alone?
>>223217569What's funny is mutts are literally like chink bug tier now. You guys are pretty similar, unironically.
>>223215310kek
see?
>>223215525That's it. I'm sick of all this "weeb egg" bullshit that's going on in the kitchen system right now. Tamagos deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine Tamago in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even impress slabs of solid guido with my tamago.Japanese chefs spend years working on a single tamago and heat it up to a million times to produce the finest food known to mankind.Tamago are thrice as tasty as European eggs and thrice as delectable for that matter too. Any dish an egg can be added to, a tamago can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a tamago could easily feed a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical dish.Ever wonder why medieval chefs never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined masters and their tamagos of deliciousness. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the takagos first because their flavour was envied and respected.So what am I saying? tamagos are simply the best food that the world has ever seen and deserve sacred treatment in a restaurant.
Basically gaijins get mad at things that they have nothing to do based on false information they made up themselves, so it's just all tiresome.
>>223217607Funny how you call me racist but you ignore your bugman friend, or is this just you samefagging? >>223217625To me both japs and chinks belong to the same bugman race, so it's funny watching you try to establish some kind of bug hierarchy. >me peepee 3 inchu!>me peepee 3.2 inchu!>me eye slanto onry 20 deglee!>me eye slanto onry 15 deglee!
What impresses me—and this goes for both Americans and Chinese—is that, despite the immense power of their countries, they just can’t seem to stop engaging in such childish, petty bullying.Even though they have become the most powerful country in the world of entertainment, they end up doing something like making a thread about Jiro every single day and can't even feel it's cringe.
>>223217750I think your reading comprehension is genuinely so poor.
>>223215733nonsense. you love it as much as your dubs
Retaeded mutts be like>be racist>get told ''I don't care if you're racist''>FUNNY HOW YOU CALL ME RACIST>WHY DID YOU IGNORE THE OTHER GUY??>HERE'S MORE RACIST SHITIt feels like talking with a very smart monkey
>>223215401The only brain bourdain broke was his own.
>>223217956Sounds like you care a great deal though
>>223218163did I say I don't care? I do. I mean Japs should wake up before it's too late.
>>223217057I’m European and I like Japan, cry more you filthy bloodthirsty kike
>>223218157>shits on vegetarians>dunks on Israel during his visit, dines with the palestinians instead>vehemently anti-celeb, in spite of being one himself>legions of anons rip on him for killing himself over a girl but still seethe over the lifestyle they wish they could liveIt might be too darkly ironic to say he won, but (You) almost certainly lost
>>223218163Cry more that your shithole country is bombing some sandniggers instead of a civilised country like Japan, kike.
>>223217183Stop using 4chan as a platform to promote racism of Japanese people you disgusting hook-nosed kike.
I've been noticing lately on Tinder that Sushi is a very popular interest
>>223218225?
>>223216826Top is food.Bottom is when I run out of money and forgotten can of fish is all I have left.
we still don't know who actually wrote the code for futaba-chan which was literally copied by 4chan so there's like 0.0001% chance that it was made by a gaijin living in japan btw
>>223218197There is absolutely nothing appealing about his lifestyle. Travelling to shitholes to lie to yourself is sad as hell.
>>223215310Based norm poster
>>223218266the thing is, it's none of your business. japs don't really go to the us to ask people to pay for sushi.jiro dream of sushi is an american movie.please boycott sushi in your country, i want to see chinks and gooks pretending to be japs for their businesses there suffer.
>>223215525>it takes 10 years to learn to cook an eggI thought japs were supposed to be high iq.
>>223218368>please boycott sushiWhat is this. It's like saying 'boycott potatoes with salt'.
>>223218391it's just a saying. nobody actually believes that but gaijins take it literally and get upset. many such cases.
>>223215242>casually obliterates your entire 'culture'
>>223218407it’s only been like 30 years or so that sushi has become a somewhat common thing outside of Japan. you can do it.
>>223218423that's literally part of japanese culture
>>223218416It’s literally just so old gooks can mistreat their apprentices to make up for their micropenises.
>>223218553by persistently handling tedious chores and earning their trust, you’ll eventually be able to open your own businessman, it's literally none of your business
>>223215242
american culture be like>yo, we have to serve jews>yo, we have to send them huge amounts of money and weapons>yo, we have to be angry over this japanese thing that we don't even really knowin a sense, /tv/ reflects the essence of real american culture more than anywhere else
>>223217648Wasn't expecting this pasta to resurface in 2026
>>223218622Looks like it's bound to have a lot of ash in it.
>>223215525I don't know where this is from, but is Gale supposed to be the good/badass guy here? Or is it depicted ironically or in a mocking way?
>>223218705maybe they have used ww2 to justify themselves way too much. they probably don't even know what they are doing anymore.
>>223215525Anons will mock this because>thing>thing JapanBut proceed to basedface when Tony Soprano basically does the same thing
>>223218612No sweeping floors does not give you the skills necessary to run a business.You have a gook bug brain.
>>223215242I prefer "Juan Likes Rice and Chicken."
>>223219642They do all kinds of chores, of course. Also, I was talking about getting permission to use the restaurant's name, not business skills, of course.Do you care about any of this?
>>223215525I learned quite a bit about sushi culture from this and how to eat it.
Why do Americans get upset by things that they don't even know or actually care about?
>>223215525https://vocaroo.com/165HthZHAjxi
>fish:-|>fish, japan:-o
When Westoids pretend to discuss Japanese things, they are basically just screaming: >''Waaaaa Japs must be miserable!! Japs must be having unreasonable rules!! Japan is ACTUALLY a dystopia!! That makes us feel BETTER Waaaa!!'' Since they barely have self-awareness, they can't even realize it's a bit too obvious and pretty juvenile. Even the NYT and The Guardian aren't much different.And yet they continue to believe that Japan—which has not even one-tenth of the privileges enjoyed by the West—is being “given special treatment.”
>ITSU COOKED
Wish I could dream about sushi. I don’t dream about anything, except myself.
>>223217956being racist is based ergo americans are based
>>223219961>t.
>>223217630?????
two nukes were not enough
>>223220077Based Morrissey poster
>>223219961Shut the fuck up Hiro. You ain't gonna do shit.
I have american fatigue
>millennium of cuisine refinement, agriculture and aquaculture >harvest distinct, carefully curated and grown produce from the farm>select deep sea fish from the depths of the ocean, specially selected and displayed fresh>carefully prepared rice, cured vegetables, fish, eggs and other ingredients using techniques that are incredibly precise and sophisticated>assemble a traditional sushi tasting menu quickly, efficiently and with extreme skill>the menu is so refined that comparable sushi was given to rich lord as a gift comparable to that of gold and riches>do this every single day for decades, passing on the craft and expanding and innovating on it, while also teaching the next generation>serve it to average people and fucking TOURISTS as well as foreign gaijin who basically engineered sugar fat salt bomb obesity kike shit and literally nuked your nation into vassalage>stays humble and says he isn’t a master>only misses work for a funeral and back to the autism perfection grindThis man makes edible art and his profession is a direct link to the history, culture and soul of his people. His work is incredible and while the meme is funny it is frustrating to think of people cheapening such a masterful display of skill and dedication.Jiro represents a philosophy, national identity and culture. He is what all professionals should strive to be. A reduction of his craft to “cheap raw fish and rice” is like saying the great cathedrals of Europe are just bricks and paint. I hope you have a nightmare where jiro assrapes you.
The thing about sushi is that it’s high art presented as food. I’d argue that making things like consommé or beef wellington require a greater amount of cooking skill than a sushi chef possesses. They don’t even really cook anything, apart from the tomago boy.
If it's so easy why aren't you making 600 bucks a sushi?
>>223218553>it's much better in the west where you work thanklessly for 20 years for the guy who works for the guy who works for the guy who works for the guy who works for mr shekelgruber, he takes credit for everything you do and whose job description includes looking for every possible excuse to never promote you or give you a raise and when you retire or are laid off they give you until closing to get all your shit and leave or they'll throw it in the trash
>>223220584I made a beef wellington with a mushroom duxelle. I only bought the pastry pre-made. It was incredibly easy.Sushi is like hundreds of little mini dishes and it required a huge amount of experience and technique. Not to mention ingredient knowledge. You need to be like a chemist with the sushi rice composition, texture, flavour, vinegar, grain cooking, heat ect.Thats like ONE component and it’s not even in every piece. Its crazy nigga.
No wonder Jews looks down on goyims(whites) and abuse them like dogs. Now go to shop at Buckee and add fat to your already rotting and decomposed 450pounds body.
>>223215310>you hire this guy to ruin all the interviews?
>>223218266>Top is foodThis level of mental retardation can only be found among fatasses driving pickup trucks
>>223215525Is it considered cultured to eat the sushi with your hands like a jeet ape?
>>223222030Mexican pretending to be white spotted
>>223220972>jew is so used to seeing malnourished people dying on his doorstep (a hate crime against jewishkind) that seeing a fat person makes him angry and nervous
>>223215525Times you acted like Mr Miyagi?
Jiro got his Michelin Star removed because he got too uppity lol
>>223220453>Jiro represents a philosophy, national identity and culture. He is what all professionals should strive to be.I have mixed feeling about the japanese autism about muh craft.They occasionally make something that seems almost worth the effort but it annoys me that I'm expected to actually care and give them respect.
