Looks like he's been on a weekend coke sesh
>>223215659You can't humiliate a scientologist.
>>223215701what did you say?
>>223215701Tom Booze
THIS 70 YEAR OLD CAN PASS FOR 17
>>223215659>>223215717This nigga zesty
>>223215659OK grandpa
is tom a dicklet? those are some tight jeans and theres no print
he looks like old Harrison Ford now
>>223215717If he punched you then you'd get a Tom Bruise
>>223215659He’s being propped up because his new movie is WHITE MEN BAD
>>223215769This nigga looking for dick.
>>223215787Made by a Mexican lol.
>>223215787/tv/ was actually excited for Digger before it turned out it's just Doctor Strangelove but shitty. Zero fucking clue what happened to Iñarritu there.
>>223215659What's GQ? Gay Queers?
>>223215879Very few "transplant" directors know enough about anything outside of their home country, if they don't live in a bubble of their peers only.
>>223215893Gentlemen's Quarterly
>>223215659At least they're putting a man on the cover this time. GQ went super woke.
>>223215817tom cruises yeah maybe hes a billionaire
>>223215879I like Inarritu a lot but the whole thing just sounds uninspired and preachy in the vein of 'Don't Look Up'. The director is personally walking into frame, looking you in the eye and asking "do you get it", then crossing his arms and waiting expectantly.
>>223215659Yep this the requirement for working with Anne Hattahway.
>>223215659Tom had a good run but old age finally caught up with him hard
>>223215659>Looking this zestyIs he trying to bring back all the rumors? They just started dying down the past couple years.
>>223215879>Zero fucking clue what happened to IñarrituPeople liked him at one point? The Revenant raped the source material and was more hack than Nolan at his worst.
looking awesome at 64 is humiliation ritual?
>>223218293The power of good retouching.
>>223215659he's looking zeisty as hell here
>>223215659Tom Cruise is a legend. He could eat shit on live TV and it still wouldn't be a humiliation ritual.
>>223215769He's 5' 7" so five inches at most but probably smaller.
>>223215787idk doesn't seem explicit enough to piss me off
>>223215659Not really, the guy is in his 60's, he looks fantastic for his age.
>>223215659he is 64 and he looks fucking good, All men would love to look like that after turning 60.
>>223215659I don't get it.
>>223215717>>223215659making lesbians go wild
>>223215659>>223215717he looks short as fuckwhy did they do it
>>223217695Birdman is the only watchable Best Picture winner of the 2010s
>>223219246He's in a pretty good shape but his face fell off hard. I know people in their 60's that look better than this fucking wax puppet. He should've embraced being old and manly but he tried to push it too far and now he just looks sad. Still, he had a good run.
>>223219269wtf would he be masturbating in public bushes and then get weirded out by Tom Cruise? Maybe stop being a creep masturbating in public bushes?
>>223215659Ole Tom must have gotten zapped by the Thetans, he's getting mogged by Breen.
why did this imagined concept set so many brown “minds” on fire
>>223215770I literally look like this
>>223220273Life uh... Imitates art.
>>223220176you must be like 15 years old10-20 years ago every man at 60+ turned into pic related
>>223221039Well it's not 20 years ago now is it you fuckface? Fucking imp.
>>223220151It's unfortunate that it had to rob the grand budapest to win it
