Nicole Kidman was so fucking hot in this, wtf.
>>223216313She was hotter in to die for. I bought the 4k solely to spurt ropes to her panty scenes.
>>223216313They Joel Schumacher Batman movies are kino and I'm tired of pretending they're not
>>223216313Not my type
>>223216313Why was this allowed in a kids movie?
>>223216353Are you gay?
>>223216313good nose very very high quality nosei think if this film was actual porn with chase getting the batdick it would have made billies it's a very horny movie as is
>>223216374Yes, and what the fuck are you gonna do about it? Nothing. You fucking pussy. I'll fucking kill you.
>>223216374Blondes were honestly never ever my type but it doesn’t matter because I am not a save hexer
>>223216313They were both really attractive, why aren't movies like this anymore? One of them is always ugly while the other is somewhat good looking.
>>223216427Val kilmer is ugly, and his cowl is the worst in the entire history of live action batmen.
>>223216313I have an actual question. Was The Riddler in love with Bruce Wayne in this movie? Was Bruce Wayne in love with Robin? because he rejects the advances of this hot blonde constantly until the end of the movie, but there are a lot of gay innuendos.
>>223216458Jim Carrey is an unfunny faggot.
>>223216474Yes, but there’s that scene in which Bruce Wayne, after rejecting Dr. Meridian’s intimate advances, instead invites her to the circus. The circus is crowned by a series of statues of Atlas, a naked male god bearing the weight of the world (much like Bruce Wayne himself). Then Robin makes his first appearance in the middle of the scene.As Bruce talks to Meridian, it seems that things might finally go somewhere. But then Two-Face suddenly manifests himself at the circus (this is evoking the two faces that Wayne has to maintain: one as a straight dandy multimillionaire, the other that of a deeply closeted homosexual). Robin eventually saves the day with a barrage of explosions, which can be read as symbolic discharges of sexual impulses. This allows us to interpret the boy as a new contender who enters the scene to thwart Batman’s promiscuous encounters. So it's all pretty gay imo.
>>223216458>>223216474>>223216655this shouldn't surprise anyone, since Joel Schumacher was a massive self admitted faggot
>>223216344He was 1 and 1.
>>223216313Mid-90's Kidman was hot in everything
>>223216313>y мeняdoesn't this come off as a pretty vulgar (especially for a kids movie) double entendre in russian since it translates to "in me"? in bulgarian we say "y нac" even if it's a single person's place, presumably to avoid this exact thing
>>223216982Yeah, I dont get these threads. From Days of Thunders (1990) to Cold Mountain (2003) Kidman is beautiful.
>>223216442tasteless nerd
we need more gay men and less women in charge of making movies
>>223216313It's the only film I've ever been attracted to her.
>>223216344Why would you ever pretend they're not? They've always been kino.
>>223216442Kilmer was beautiful, and the panther suit is one of the best suits put to screen.
>>223219538Manchildren who were scared of no longer being able to point to '89 and Returns and pretending comic movies were now "mature" were very insecure.
>>223216458Bruce is a billionaire playboy who can get pussy anytime he wants but has other shit on his mind. He's also still kind of hung up on Catwoman.
>>223219526https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc3UDxZA9Ms
>>223217836>days of thundertry dead clam bucko
>>223216313Yeah, but tis is hotter.
>>223219665She just doesn't do it for me. Don't get me wrong I get that she's hot and if prime Kidman were offering I'd definitely say yes (though I'd insist she use her Australian accent), but she's never given me that "RRRRRR" urge, y'know? At least outside of Batman Forever.
>>223219725Fair enough, I think that scene in to die for is permanently etched into my brain and I cant view it objectvely.
>>223216474>>223216655>Yes, butkek
>>223219758I don't blame you, a sundress and white panties is one of the hottest (arguably THE hottest) things a woman can wear.
>>223216344Yes gay jews always make kino
>>223216396Lighten up, Francis.
wonder what she would look like now if she'd never met a surgeon
>>223219688>dead clamdead *calm*
