Why was Voledmort pet snake an asian goth girl?
>>223216584If you had a pet snake, why wouldn't it be an Asian goth girl?
She was so cute. Voldemort is a cunt.
>>223216584She came from Sumatra, Indonesia
She asked Voldemort if he'd still love her if she was a worm. He said no, but he would if she was a snake. The rest is history.
>>223216681That's what Americans call Ride or Die Bitches?
>>223216636Can I cut out the middleman and just have a pet asian goth girl?
>>223216681Lel
>>223216675She's Korean though
>>223216584if you’re scraping the bottom of the character barrel to the point of revealing a snake familiar was secretly an asian woman your franchise might not be in need of a prequel
>>223216584why, for my peanus weanus of course!
>>223216768no
>>223216584
>>223217906Well when you put it like that it sounds a wee bit silly
>>223216584For me, it's Vinda Rosier.
>>223217643Ha ha! :D
why did nobody work on undoing the snake transformation curse on her?she seemed like a pretty cool chick who was willing to help out you'd think dumbledore would have at least looked into it for her
>>223218361Dumbledore is a famed racist.
>>223216584Neville chopped her head off. What a cunt.
>>223216584If I was a wizard, I would turn women into floating orbs that are just a vagina and buttholeLarge enough to fully insert in them, make the butthole have strong body odor. Maybe make just floating asses as well, butthole only, plenty of sweat to build up B.O.
>>223216584goth? where? >but she had black lipstick lol retard
>>223218543right there in op's image. your faggy goth culture has been completely co-opted by normies and even worse, e-thots. you're not special anymore
>>223216584what a curse, turning cute Asian into snake for life.
>>223218568we need a new term for modern goth girls like scene girls to emos
>>223218568>>223219060I don't believe there was ever a time that goth culture truly existed in the US.In Europe, sure. But not here. It was always emo mallgoths.
>>223219109Name a more famous emo than the black emo. Youre dead wrong.
>>223216584because he has taste
>>223219122I have no idea who you're talking about or how it pertains to this conversation
>Asian goth>BellatrixVoldemort confirmed for biggest chad in the HP universe
>>223219158And thats why you are erroneous in your claims.
>>223219220^
>>223219220Wrong. It proves him right. If it was such a big scene then people would know the referrence, they do not, ergo you suck tranny cocks, faggot.
>>223219350I hate saying this but.. newfag. Youre either a child or you were heavily sheltered growing up
>>223219122>>223219220retard
>>223219438Talking out your ass fruitcake
>>223216584Because JKR became her own shitty fanfic writer.
>>223216584She was conceived during JK Rowling's woke arc when she was retroactively making characters gay and non-white.
>>223218361Fictional explanation is that it's not really a curse, it's more like a hereditary degenerative disease. It can't be fixed because there's no magic version of gene therapy or whatever the muggle scientific approach would be
