>I just drank a fifth of McDonalds, dare me to drive?
i miss drinking a lot but man it would just kill me now so i'm glad i don't
op is a fatty fat faggot
>>223216772Me too.
>>223216741OP I cannot stan you
>>223216802put the bottle down
honestly not even that much vodka the mcdonalds is probably more damaging
>>223217229>honestly not even that much vodka the mcdonalds is probably more damagingyou'd think that, but my piss has been kinda pinkish in the morning lately...think this is the end bros
>>223216772Drinking was so much fucking fun in my 20s. Started to kill me in my 30s. Quit by 40.
>>223216741all your life you've been very deprived
>>223217282pink urine is no biggie. don't see a doctor
>>223217333>pink urine is no biggie. don't see a doctork, cool. bottoms up. and like fuck it, who wants to experience their 70/80s anyway.
I'm dating a chick in AA and I went to one of her meetings and was genuinely shocked at how insightful some of the people there were. I felt kind of gay liking it. Also hot chicks
>>223218441>I am Jack's enjoyer of circle based discussions
>>223218441skipping right to the 13th step of AA
its sad how much our society gets destroyed by lying psychopaths like him, mcdonalds got fucking ruined by this fucking piece of shit. hes dead now and still everyone on the planet has a worse mcdonalds experience because he was a lying psycho
>>223218806mcdonald's is dog shit lol. it gets beyond mogged by wendy's and BK
>>223218891All fast food is dogshit
>>223218891you havent had real mcdonalds for over 20 years because of this lying creepy psychopath
P O P O V S
>>223218959sighthere's levels to everything. eating wendy's every day is super unhealthy but if youre rushing to make your flight or whatever it's night and day with mcdonald's. >>223219119dude you have to be legit like 60 years old to have ever had real mcdonalds
>>223218806I really hope you’re trolling bc if McDonalds was a significant part of your life experience that is beyond sad
>>223219514not an argument. you disliking mcdonalds doesn't mean it's cool that some alcoholic retard lied about it
Hi, kids, do you like McRibs?Wanna see me stick nine-inch fries under each one of my eyelids?Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?Try to win Monopoly and get fucked up worse than my life is?My brain's dead meat, I've got diabetes feetBut I can't figure out which sauce packs I want to get for free
>>223216772I've been trying to drink myself to death for almost 20 years without success. Life's just not fair.
>>223216741>oh fuck, prosperity>I'm gonna puke
>>223217228put the burger down, fatty
>>223219878You hate fat people because they appear as weak as you are on the inside.
>>223219878>no ulying alchie that made the movie died and you're next anon
Why eat at all? If you can't live on bread, eggs and vitamin tablets you will not survive what is coming. All this fat, sugar, spice, salt is a drug designed to make you subservient. I think that was what he wanted to convey with the documentary, but I agree that he did a very poor job.
>>223219969>>223219993>defending mcgoynald's this hard
>>223220406>it makes you subservient>he tried to tell us this>Sporlock was a slave to drugs, alcohol and sex
>>223220434Perhaps that is why he failed. He didn't even know what he was trying to say because he is lacking introspection into his own demons. Thank you for teaching me something about the creator of this film.
>>223216772i miss having something to do more than the actual drinking i still haven't figured out what people that don't drink do
>not "better wash it down with some Popov"DON'T PAVLOV ME LIKE THAT ONLY TO TAKE IT AWAYRESPECT TRADITION OR ELSE
>>223220406So what's your doomsday prepper scenario?
>>223220416>I should be able to fudge my data against something simply because I don't like itwell-poisoning retard
>>223216772Got drunk last night, was in bed by 12 and I still feel on the verge of throwing up and can barely look at my screen.I used to stay out drinking all night and start working in a kitchen at 7am with a bit of a headache
I'm posting it again
>>223217229Dumbest post of the day award
>>223219698Puke... that's a funny word, can I use that?
>>223219595not bad… not bad at all, anon
