Sir! We did it! We were able to successfully extract 100 million year old DNA from this mosquito stuck in amber! However, it's only a fraction of the dinosaur's complete DNA strand. Perhaps we canfill in the gaps with another animal's DNA... but which animal's DNA should we choose, sir?
human
Sexy female women. Welcome...to Monster Girl Park.
non human
>>223217531Porcupine
>>223217531The venomous Duck-Billed quacking Platypus
>>223217531Wasn’t this how COVID 19 was engineered??
>>223217531My vote is for frogs, sir. They're already reigning rampant all over this God forsaken island. Plus, they fit conveniently in these little dna extraction machines I found in the kitchen, sir.
I saw this dude flipping me the bird and a lightbulb went off. Why didn't they use bird DNA instead of lizard DNA? Doesn't that make more sense given what we know?
>>223217531Anaconda. What could possibly go wrong?
>>223217797If they used bird DNA then all the dinosaurs would just be hanging out in the trees all day just mindlessly chirping and shitting on everything. Wouldn't be much of a thriller
>>223217531Black people.
>>223217975now THAT'S scary
>>223217623Everyone knows that covid came from a bat that was touched inappropriately by an Asian
>>223217975This dinosaur has 500 teeth sir... what should we call it?
Something sexy, like a pony.
kangaroo IMO
>>223218000Quantadentasaurus
>>223217962Oh I thought we were talking irl and if dinos came from birds, you'd use bird DNA to fill in the gaps, not frogs.
>>223217574>welcome... to jurassic anime porn park
Ottoia DNA
>>223218000
>>223218616This thing looks like it can pitch and catch all day all by itself
>>223217531The super sexy Pacific Walrus
Anything but american dna or all the dynos will be jewish.
>>223218731
You bred Braptors?
>>223217531with a wasp so they can sting everyone in this thread for no reason
>>223217531>he's just jamming a syringe into the rocksurely there's a better way to go about this
>>223218754>mohammed noises polluting another thread
Brown Recluse Spider>Raptors now have eight legs and can climb walls
>>223218793>Alan I CAN'T breed
>>223218851they spared no expense
>>223217623Covid did not have DNA added. They just let a virus they found in a cave evolve rapidly in a lab for seven years
>>223218851He used a hand tool with a drill bit first. Motherfucker only needed one attempt to get the drill bit straight to the ass of the mosquito. That's skill right there.
>>223217531Domesticated cat DNA. Now all the dinosaurs are cute and furry and meow. They even purr while sadistically playing with their injured prey before eating it
>>223217721Holy mother fuck I thought I'd never see anything from Joe cartoon ever again
>>223218952its not that hard ur whitecollar is showing
S. melongena, the common eggplant. Worked for Sicilians.
>>223217531im require dinosaur boob........put human woman dna in it .........wait take out part what make them bitchy......ok now increase gene what make boob n ass big........sexo......now im make 700 niggerbillion dollar sell sexy dino woman at world mans for wife............ have giant sex tourism island too........with resort spa brothel many restaurant with naked dino lady and casino.......what also got blackjack......deal by naked dino lady.......im genius .......way gooder idea than make gay theme park........
>>223218875
>>223218793Ya can bury that dinosaur just up the road ova there, across a bridge that was built by the bones of the Chinese laborers working the grounds here in this park... many of them died workin' on these here grounds...Sometimes the thing you dig up.. ain't exactly the thing you put in. The Chinese knew that. That's why the ones that survived left this place when the ground went sour.
>>223218793w o u l d ould
>>223217531Just patch them with human DNA until I can get a THICC scaly waifu
>Terminator 2 theme.wav
>>223217574>>223219120Look, I don’t know who you are, but you look like a top bloke, and this may seem weird to say, but I feel this strange bond between us.
>>223217531Stop wasting my time and just swab one of the stray dogs out back. Let's get this ball rolling
>>223219120Based scalie enjoyer
>>223219581>Babbeh nuuuuuuu!
>>223218731[Sexy smooth saxophone music playing]
>>223217531I find it hard to believe the blood was still liquid enough and in sufficient quantities to be syringed out.
>>223218217
OP'S MOM LMAO GOTTEM
