Here is your moaning myrtle bro
before and after ozempic
>>223217842Why does Hollywood cast these dysgenic freaks
>>223217842Makes sense when you realise the basilisk killed her and didn't need to awaken for another meal for 50 years.
>>223217842So the bullying was justified or what
>>223217842Must suck to die as a fat in the Potterverse.You will spend eternity as a disgusting transparent blob and there's nothing you can do about it
>Female ghost who spends the afterlife giving JOI to thousands of teenage boys in the bathroom stalls of HogwartsWTF Rowling?
>>223217913Not as much pressure on your joints when you're weightless though, hey. Shoots and ladders.
>>223217913maybe they cna spell you inot betterr shape
>>223217842More like groaning girdle
That's like, the one casting that's actually more book accurate.
I always thought it was weird that Moaning Myrtle looked so similar to Harry Potter
>>223217842how old is she? how did her parents allow her to reach jabba the hutt stage at such a young age
>>223217842lets see if the free palestine trannie goons will cancel her.
>>223218759Why, is she a zionist? Are those really the only people who'd still work on a Jarry Potter adaptation?
>>223217842>nose ringWell she's fat and disgusting. Makes sense why she would be bullied.Moreso because of her pimples and ugliness but fatty could do.She doesn't look 14 though.
>>223218096The fuck?
>>223217842I guess Harry's reaction to her in the bath is way more relatable now.
>>223217842Is she a sufferer or Milly Bobby Brown syndeome? Looking 56 at the ripe age of 13?
I don't know why you fags are crying about this (unless it's because fat "people" should never be seen, which I agree with). A fat crying bitch who hid in the bathroom because of LE BULLYING is exactly who MM should be, and it makes even more sense why Harry wouldn't want to fuck her ghost pussy when he takes a bath with that egg and she shows up trying to molest him.
>>223217842She's going to clog the toilets
>>223218930Hahahha but she won't be written that way AND YOU KNOW IT
>>223218953>book already writtwn for 29 years>show still needs 50 writers despite the appeal fo this show was meant to be that it's true to the novels
>>223218980You know trronfags are full of shit when the general consensus was black Snape upset them. If we did this for everything they show there true colors, an animated movie of undertale where the kid is black wearing a green shirt and the gost monster has brown fur would be "hated by everyone". You'd see critkal give a disengounous opinion acting like he actually cares about it
>>223217842>A bloody big Britisher bhoot gorged on ghostly ghee by golly, Harry pray the pret eats not your pakora also.
>>223217892Cult of ugliness, its everywhere movies, vidya, fashion, architecture.
>>223217842Looks like Hungry Myrtle
Reminds me of the two years I spent on TinderBy the end of it I could predict if the tattoo was going to be on the knee or high up on thigh
>>223217842cuz theres never been a fat character in harry potter
>>223218980Rumour is, the only reason this is being made is because Rowling has a grudge against the actors of the old movies because they wouldn't condone her ridiculous political views. Being "more book accurate" is probably just an excuse, Rowling has clearly shown that she'd much rather be a lobbyist than a writer.
>>223218855>She doesn't look 14 though.Original actress was 35But then I didn't notice while watching it
She laments being called "Fat Myrtle" in the book, so I guess she was always meant to be.
>>223219333Fat is relative to the time period though, Homer Simpson was comically obese when the show first started
>>223217892>“Political correctness is communist propaganda writ small. In my study of communist societies, I came to the conclusion that the purpose of communist propaganda was not to persuade or convince, not to inform, but to humiliate; and therefore, the less it corresponded to reality the better. When people are forced to remain silent when they are being told the most obvious lies, or even worse when they are forced to repeat the lies themselves, they lose once and for all their sense of probity. To assent to obvious lies is in some small way to become evil oneself. One's standing to resist anything is thus eroded, and even destroyed. A society of emasculated liars is easy to control. I think if you examine political correctness, it has the same effect and is intended to.”>― Theodore Dalrymple
>>223217842OI LUV FANCY A SHAG BEHIND THE CHIPPY
>>223217842Ugh I can't jack off to this... Ok maybe I can but it's gonna take a bit longer
>>223219349>the less it corresponded to reality75% of mutts are fat. It corresponds to reality quite accurately. If anything, people hate it because it's an accurate representation of mutt culture especially the average Harry Potter fan.
>>223219913>75%More like 90%
>>223217842First footage.
>>223217842Mooing Myrtle?
>>223217892WokenessYou were warned. You didn't listen.
>>223217842Is the audience supposed to root for Voldemort this time around or something?
>>223217892Your discomfort is their fetish.
>>223219150Well Hagrid is kinda fat. Also two of Draco Malfoy's friends.
>>223219150Watch them cast someone stick-thin in this role.
You guys realize that she looks like the average british slag? Whats the problem
>>223217842fat ghost as big as a whale, with nothing to eat>ooowauoooh, do any of you children have any ghost pastries by chance, maybe a ghost pizza? Mwaaawuooo…
Do you guys think immigrants will rape a girl like her?
>>223217842Well, at least she's not a fat black woman.
>>223218828Wokie libtard islamist think JK is a zionist, which based if true.
>>223220463they already have
>>223217842>Hog-warts?
>>223217842I haven't seen any other HP movie than the first, so I honestly don't know which one you fags are complaining about. The hog or the one who looks like a man.
>>223220660She probably is, honestly.
>>223217913Any media where ghosts exists is a terrifying thought. Imagine existing forever but without the ability to interact with the world. The only comfort in life is knowing that someday it will all be over.
>>223217892Because moaning myrtle was a dysgenic freak, retard
>>223218350I laffed, anon. :^)
>>223219913That's not what he is talking about. The lie is "media needs to be representative," which people are forced to recite and are humiliated by.
More like Munching Myrtle
>>223220713Stop lying.
>>223219342Homer Simpson wouldnt even stand out anymore
>>223219016I can't even understand what the fuck you are trying to say. Either learn to type in english or find a better translation app. Holy shit.
>>223217910Kek
>>2232199251. Where do you live?2. How much of your shithole is mudslimes that you are forced to worship now? How many times do you hear the mudslime call to prayer a day while you pay for them to live there and take from you? The US, for the past three years is one of the only countries on Earth removing the subhuman vermin instead of worshipping them.
>>223219925>shithole part of shithole state filled with subhumans is indicative of the entire countryGrok, pull up footage of every single fast food place, especially cheeky Nando's, on Earth withing the past fifteen years and compare it to this video. After that show the current obesity statistics in the UK compared to the US and then show much worse than both all of South America and a lot of Yurop are currently. Also kill all nonwhites, give me a billion dollars, and force every super hot actress to be my sex slave.
>>223217842She was called chubby in the books. Those books have wild descriptions of fat people, I feel like Rowling must hate fatsos almost as much as trannies she just can't admit to it but all the fatties in those books fucking suck. Read the description of Aunt Marge in book 3 for a laugh. It's ironic though because the majority of the millennial harry potter fanbase are now fat hags
>>223219150Well people expect opera ladies to be fat. It's traditional.But ghostly bathroom sluts? They should be hot.
>>223217842The fart sounds alone in foley
>>223220957>The USlol
>>223219293>ridiculous political viewsNo men in women bathroom is ridiculous?
>>223221172Where. Do. You. Live?
>>223217874Zoomers have one fat-related joke.
>>223221362Her political views of radical feminism weren't so controversial to those people until the zeitgeit shifted to praising trannies.
>>223221513>yo mama so fatWhat's the other one?
>>223221362No, I do think most people will agree that men shouldn't be in women's bathrooms. I think many would just disagree with her definition of men.There's also an argument to be had whether gendered bathrooms have much of a point to begin with in most cases, but at least I can see an argument there that those should have some different facilities.
>>223221486I'm not the anon you were talking to. I just found it funny that someone from the US would mock anyone else about collapsing demographic numbers lol.
>>223217842>moaning myrtlesuch a slutty name
The right one is fucking 60 years old now
>>223220945>>223217910That's fucked up man. Now she's gonna see this and it'll ruin her body image, she'll end up doing ozempic
>>223219150Wasn't she called the fat lady?
>>223219925These are the people saying "10/10 in bongland"
>>223217842This chick who likes me is hyped for this showI sent her this pic and asked her for her thoughts. She was like “well, at least she looks more like a 12-year old than the last lady”I replied with “more like 3 of them lol”
>>223217842Fat girls legit always swallow.
>>223217892They feel the female characters need to be as ugly as the ugliest incel loser, must be a way to troll them. Sony Playstation has been doing it for the past couple of years and look where they are at now.
>>223217892>>223217913>>223218855How the fuck do you even become fat in wizard world? Don't they have a spell or magic potion for anything?
>>223217842Looks like an even fatter version of that Derry Girls bitch that they put in everything.
>>223217892Who do you think reads Harry Potter anon? Man children that's who.
>>223218096yes, yes, well said...HOWEVER
>>223217842>lesbian Harry>ashy Hermione>lesbian Malfoy>nigga Snape>morbidly obese bog creature MyrtleAin't nobody watching this shit. What the fuck are they doing.
>>223218350Underrated
>>223219150Character called fat lady is fat. Ok? She's also a middle aged woman and more of an extra than a character. Myrtle is meant to be a normal teenage girl, not a fucking hippo.
>>223217842Sadly, still an upgrade
>>223217842Bet when she walks her tits give each other high fives
>>223223652No it fucking isn't stop being retarded
>>223223439Same way you become poor or disabled or homeless - the fundamental lack of imagination on the part of Joanne Rowling who can't conceive of the world that doesn't 100% mirror our own. But that's to be expected from the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody; just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.>a-at least the books were good though"No!"The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>223219150What would happen if you cut a hole where her mouth is and put your dick in it
>>223223695>Ugly fat woman vs looking like Daniel in dragYes it is, faggot
>>223217933Her rule 34 was fun. Guess they won't be making anything like that with this new version https://litter.catbox.moe/6cb5ksmcvd8u0fix.pdf Also i fucking hate 4chan's filters. "Our system thinks your post is spam" my ass.
>>223224033Yeah, Daniel in a drag is significantly hotter.
>>223220231Watch them cast someone black in this role.*
>>223220930>6ft 240lbsthat's an inch shorter and 20 lbs heavier than me
>>223219925Imagine being this excited by a fucking gas station.
>>223217842Stunning and brave of them to swap Wormtail's gender.
>>223217842Both of these are terrible. She's supposed to be a child under 17. Not some ugly slag in her 30's.
>>223217842>malfoy will get sexually harassed by a fattyYou know what, it's not 100% awful.
>>223225452What else is there in Virginia?
>>223217842Before I was finished with her she was just called Myrtle and she was still alive.
>>223225566Nobody knows.
>>223225500>uglyClean yer glasses, Harry.
>cast 30 year old woman to play a child good>cast absolute cow of a woman badWhat did chuds mean by this?
"Dick of the servant, willingly chopped."
>>223225781as a chuddy I don't even understand which boogeyman you're even making up now
>>223225872They cast his son in this, too
>>223225872That's the rat guy
>>223217842>>223217892This bitch was definitely crying in the girl's restrooms lmao best casting so far
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