>Bon appetit... Bon a FUCKIN' PIECE OF DOG SHIT! This food is diarrhea comin' outta my dick! This meal is as appealing as a fuckin' ooze-infested dirty fuckin' sewer rat shit! I've had more fun playing with dog turds! Main course's my ass and side dish's my balls! This restaurant is an inside-out asshole regurgitating putrid anal fecal matter! I'd rather fuckin' yank all the hairs out of my scrotum! I'd rather drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's anus!
urusai desu ne