>Ah yes Boromir...please stand in line while I give everyone a parting gift. Oh wait, you expect one too? HAHA well too bad! You're not getting any, you traitorous bastard! I remember you cried like a little bitch when you first entered Lothlorien and stared into my eyes HAHA KWAB. Anyway, you're going to betray Frodo but I won't tell Frodo any of this because fuck him too LMAO. I gave him a lightbulb man, a fucking LIGHTBULB LOL. Even the filthy dwarf got some of my cunt hair for him to sniff. Anyway, you are a good friend.
>>223221144Boromir got the glug-glug because he reminded her of cute Sauron who she banged three thousand years ago.
>>223221144I think secret prophetic knowledge counts as a gift.
>>223221144Boromir actually got a shiny new belt.
>>223221864Four strength, four stam leather belt. Uuugghh.
>>223221886https://youtu.be/bIVTT4fgPQI
>>223221144she gave him the vision of a better future for his brother and future nephews and nieces, also saving Pippin and Merry
