> A young woman is drawn into the magical world of Narnia, where ancient traditions are challenged and a new generation must decide what kind of kingdom they want to inherit. As old powers begin to fade, courage, independence, and unexpected alliances may prove more important than ever.
>>223222427>a young womanAre we just going to pretend Digory isn't there? If they girlboss polly I'm not going to see it
This will make chuds mad
>>223222427>starting Narnia in chronological order
>>223222513Yes. I am already mad. They 100% are going to strip this series of any Christianity and put a bunch of bullshit in its place. I can just see it now>polly is the most sensible one>digory is just a massive sexist retard who does nothing but ring the bell>give the wax witch a sympathetic back storyI'm not holding out hope, this is a fox in charge of the henhouse situation
>>223222427>> A young woman is drawn into the magical world of Narnia, where ancient traditions are challenged and a new generation must decide what kind of kingdom they want to inherit. As old powers begin to fade, courage, independence, and unexpected alliances may prove more important than ever.My goyslop radar is going off the charts
Genuine questionIf you were CS Lewis and wanted to keep people from subverting your work after you are dead but still wanted the films to be able to be adapted what could you do?
>>223222629hire a kill squad
>it's not enough to make our own stories>we must also unmake the stories of our enemies
>>223222600>>223222427Gerwig flicks make negative dollars so this’ll be one and done if it even comes out at all.
>>223222644What's it like being retarded?
>>223222427> A young woman
>>223222662Hire. A. Kill. Squad.
>have an opportunity to work for basically nothing in Hollywood>take a 6 figure salary as an engineer insteadThis is what conservatives get for valuing money over culture
>>223222629Release them into the public domain early. Double edged sword, since you can end up with garbage like that Winnie the Pooh slasher movie, but no studio is going to spend $200 million making failed franchise dykeslop out of it either.
>>223222690After you are dead?
>>223222724No retard. Before.
>>223222629Hire 2 of the best hit man west of the Mississippi to kill anyone who tries to shit it up.
>>223222427>what if Narnia but wokeslopIs it 2021 again?
>>223222427>where ancient traditions are challengedOh boy, here we go.
>>223222745Imagine putting in your will a fund to pay for the defense of hitmen to kill anyone mishandling your source material
>>223222495Polly is precocious isnt she?
All they care about is lipstick and nylons
>>223222742>I hired a hitman in 1967 to deal with a problem in 2026
Narnia didn't exist until Polly and Digory willed it into being. What "ancient traditions" could possibly be challenged?
>>223222784>mishandling your source materialWere deemed this is what you would have wanted!
>>223222600did you know that meryll streep will be the voice of Aslan?? i have no idea how the CS Lewis estate allowed this to happen
>>223222850It just means she's going to do a lot of finger wagging at the various kings and queens they encounter AlsoShe's going to peg Digory and call his uncle a SEXIST
>>223222867At very least her voice could be modulated
>>223222629It will enter the public domain in 2034 in the UK/EU and 2045 in the US. Literally cannot do anything after that. But say you wanted to protect your legacy, couldn't you just make it very publicly known that anyone adapting your creation must adhere to various principles and then list them off? I'm sure there's also probably some sort of legal mechanism by which you can enforce such things and strike down any attempts to get around them.Then again, the law is a human invention and everything ultimately comes down to whether or not the people implementing it are sympathetic to you or hostile to you. His estate is overseen by THE C.S. LEWIS COMPANY LTD, but if you spoke to the people working there do any of them give a shit? They're there for jobs/money in all likelihood. Perfectly fine, people need jobs, but the system should be set up to make sure that people who really care about the thing they're administering are the ones in positions to choose what happens to it.
>>223222793I wouldn't go that far, she's less impulsive than Digory but they are still peers in terms of maturity The important thing to get right about these characters would be that they are very much so still children with a sense of wonder and lack adult sensibilities. Also they trade school yard insults frequently. Dialogue like >"That's all you know," said Digory. "It's because you're a girl. Girls never want to know anything but gossip and rot about people getting engaged.">"You looked exactly like your Uncle when you said that," said Polly. >"Why can't you keep to the point?" said Digory. "What we're talking about is -">"How exactly like a man!" said Polly in a very grownup voice; but she added hastily, in her real voice, "And don't say I'm just like a woman, or you'll be a beastly copy-cat.">"I should never dream of calling a kid like you a woman," saidDigory loftily.>"Oh, I'm a kid, am I?" said Polly who was now in a real rage. "Well you needn't be bothered by having a kid with you any longer then. I'm off. I've had enough of this place.Is going to get misinterpreted so thoroughly.
>>223222882>At very least [retarded headcanon niggerbabble]
>>223223110The technology exists, you are mental
>>223222427>young womanwhat are the odds she will be black?
>>223222427> It's all about Rock and Roll.Kino
>>223222629gatekeeping is cringe
>>223222629>but still wanted the films to be able to be adaptedI wouldn't. Real humans already make perfect movies in their head of everything they read.
>>223222427Chuds are already crying
>>223222427Who the fu k is Greta gerwig? Is she the little girl who fights for climate change?
>>223223155Just checked for (You), the "only" two blacks don't have a character name attached to them. They will likely be brand new characters there to teach Digory and Polly about how great communism and being gay is.
>>223223264>the little girl who fights for climate changeMemoryholed into oblivion for being too based (jews hate her now).
>>223223072I have read this book more than once but i really dont remember much. Theres like a milkman or something and his horse right?I like the silver chair and puddleglum the best
>>223222629Do whatever Bill Watterson is doing to protect Calvin and Hobbes
>>223223175>>223223196
>>223223175entire cast are gay black muslim lesbians, which is what Cs Lewis originally intended.set in modern day america, and when they step through the CLOSET they arrive in modern day america, but everyone knows they're dykes.75 oscars.some of them die of aids and are drug addicts and they all flash their gashes on tiktokit's a musical with only twerking as the "dance", starring the gorilla from the female ghostbusters/snl
>>223223264You should see her today
>>223222867Lewis married a Jewess. That's how. One of the reasons he and Tolkien had a falling out.
>>223223467Don't be dishonest
>>223223175Isn't Amy Pascal the Sony retard who wanted to make an Aunt May movie?
>>223223489She predeceased him though
>>223222541fuck you mean, eustace is kino
>>223222427> A young woman is drawn into the magical world of Narnia, where ancient traditions are challenged and a new generation must decide what kind of kingdom they want to inheritWeren’t the protagonist 4 brothers, and the two female one where incredibly important for the story and the themes?!Why now we are going to get a single mary sue instead?!
>>223223591The estate was passed on to her jewish sons though
>CS Lewis expressed interest in writing a book about Susan's redemption but he never did itIt's kinda fucked up that all her family died when she was just 21 and she gets punished for no reason
>>223222629>The one real request the SpongeBob creator really makes is no spinoffs>He dies>They instantly start churning out spinoffs
>>223223632no that was A Lion A Witch and the Wardrobe, this is chronologically the first one, but in publishing order i think it was the second to last
>>223223517God I would love to see them have the balls to do it again
>>223223696>punished for no reasonuhhh, being a thot is a reason
>>223223175>we hate Rock & Roll btw
>>223222495Shit isn't this the one they make Aslan a female? This shit is pozzed from the ground up
>>223222427Reminder
>>223223489>One of the reasons he and Tolkien had a falling out.They did not. Lewis just got a job somewhere else and autistically wandered off
>>223223507Somebody post the pube pic! I never got around to saving it. The one where she has pubes sticking out of either side of her bikini
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>>223222427gonna be woke slop full of niggers and stronk wommynhard pass
>>223223696She denied
>>223223967>american>womanFun how they just love to shit all over Britain
>>223223489Explain why Tolkien's estate is all fucked then
>>223222427Not even one person has ever given a shit about "Narnia". It's baffling that they keep trying to make it a thing. Every frame I've ever seen of it looks like the blandest slop ever produced.
>>223222427Why i remember the name Greta gerwig with some kind of negative connotation? Who is this person and what have they pozzed before to have been afforded partial space in my memory?
>Magician's Nephew Kino>Greta GerwigOh no
>>223222832The perfect crime: the trail back to your corpse will have grown cold. Nobody would expect it was you, and even if they did, they couldn't prosecute.
>>223222850>Narnia didn't exist until Polly and Digory willed it into beingThat's not how it happened at all.
>>223224302Christopher was the last Tolkien who gave a fuck about what JRR made. The rest of the estate could care less about whatever people do with Middle Earth and its stories and lore.
>>223223489Tolkien loved Jews, anon.
so is this projected Narnia movie like the new Nolan Odyssey? asking b/c that worked out so well for you shitfaggots
>>223224281I thought your citizens already did that.
>>223222850They were using the rings to world hop, and they happened to go to an empty one with Aslan singing, creating Narnia. They also fucked up by waking up Jadis and leading her there.
>>223224421>so is this projected Narnia movie like the new Nolan Odyssey?I'm shocked and disappointed by your lack of faith in our ability to make faggots of ourselves, anon.
>>223224340Its still big in christian circles which is why the wokeness is particularly egregious and why they are even bothering to make it despite the fact it will lose moneySpitting on christ is the only objective here and maybe tricking a grandma into bringing her kids to the movie
>>223224468>based anon establishing his mealy-mouthed faggot credentials
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>>223224468It's a genuinely good story, especially in chronological order. A Horse and His Boy is a little odd because it's mainly background on the political factions and religions, but it's still enjoyable.
>>223224380Sounds like Jews don't need to be involved, sound like it's just a thing that happens to IP
>>223222629The things of this world are temporary, Heaven is eternal.
>>223223489His Jewish Christian stepsons have done a fine job up till now.The last living one recently stepped away from runing the foundation apparently so that explains the current bullshit
>>223222427Everybody needs to read The Abolition of Man.Then use quotes from it to shit on this abomination.Lewis' put his politics right out there in black and white.
>>223224634Or I could just enjoy fiction without worrying about what political party the author belongs to.
>>223224340I liked the books as a kid and plenty of other kids did too. It's on the short list of fantasy novels. It makes perfect sense why they'd try again. They're going to fail because fantasy requires soul and Hollywood doesn't have that though.
>>223224660I genuinely liked the first two movies of the Neesonverse, but I never got around to watching Voyage of the Dawn Treader. Eyebrows is a weird choice for Eustace, too.
>>223224710I hated the Lion Witch and Wardrobe when I saw it the first time and never saw the others. Dawn Treader was my favorite book so on one hand I'm curious if the film is decent as a standalong but on the other hand I don't want to see it ruined.
The Silver Chair and The Horse and his Boy were the best books. Fight me.
>>223224744>didn't stare at Anna Popplewell for the entire movie with a boner
>>223224779More like Plapwell
>>223224779she was alright but I knew she wasn't worth getting invested in in the long term
>>223224395I wouldn't say loved them. He respected them as a people. That doesn't mean he thought Christians should be marrying them though.He wouldn't have approved of an elf marrying a dwarf either.
Seems nice
My teacher made us watch the BBC Narnia movies while she did paperwork. They were okay.
>>223223517Yes
Its going to subtledly be entirely about gender and men bad
>>223226266There kino
>>223226266They are important because they prove the series can be adapted to film without much issue
All backwards chr*st*an messages have been removed for your viewing pleasure, folx!Narnia no longer belongs to the chuds.
>>223224761The Silver Chair is certainly underrated and has the strongest mystical flavor to it.>You can't prove imperically that this sun of yours is real, it sounds like a myth you made up based on the lamp, wich we can prove is real.
>>223222427I remember liking this and The Silver Chair but I have absolutely no recollection of what they were about.In fairness it was probably 40+ years ago when I read them.
>>223222427>the magical world of Narnia, where ancient traditions are challengedBitchThe world was FUCKING BORN at the moment they showed upHow the FUCK can there be any ancient traditions to challenge when they're literally making history?>a young womanOh its fucked. And frankly, I'm all here for it, because catholics deserve ever last bit of the shit they're getting (yes, yes, I know Lewis was Anglican).
>>223224340There was a time in the late 80s that Lion Witch and Wardrobe was a huge thing when BBC did its first live action adaptation of the books. Most people know of the Narnia stuff from that.
>>223228237It's about the origin of the wardrobe. The books are short and there is assuredly audio versions. They are for children though so won't really hold up as an adult.
>>223222427Nah, the brits already did a great series on the books. Enjoy your hell though, I am sure the devil is really impressed.
>>223229941That was the cartoon. The live action wasn't until the 00s and sucked.
>>223230022>Wont really hold up as an adultMidwit faggot
>>223230042WRONGthe brits did a live action tv show series, get bent nerd.
>>223222427>ancient traditions are challengedNot even trying to hide
>>223230468Yep. Rebis comes to mind >32nd degree Masonic infiltrator
>>223222644Based
>>223229329>catholicsWhat we did to you?
>>223223696>punished for no reasonWomancoded posted.
>>223222427>the magicians cousins uncles daughter!yeah, no.
