Leonidas rejected him not because he couldn't carry a shield, but because he was simply too ugly to fuck.
Which ps3 is this from
>leonidaThe parody of Florida from GTA VI?
>>223222761We didn't see his dong. He could have a massive pecker, and gay dudes don't care how you look if you're packing.
>>223222761He could've asked him to work as a scout.
>>223222889He did offer some bullshit insulting job lol. A scout would have been great though. Just fluff up his ego and say he's a good Spartan and they totally need him etc
>>223222761>the only shield wall kino is the first 5 minutes of Rome
>>223222761>obviously gonna die in the first attack wave anyway>still insultingly reject him why?Literally free willing canonfodder.
>>223222807God of War Ascension
>>223225591Because a phalanx doesn't work unless all the men in formation can carry a shield. If the Persians broke through a hole in the phalanx caused by a man who dropped or is otherwise without a shield they could flank the Spartan army and kill them.
>>223222761There's no gay sex in the movie.
>>223224300That's not how Sparta works. According to their culture, he was a disgrace to the spartan bloodlines and should have been thrown off a cliff at birth.
>>223227139Except the 300 Spartans don’t fight in a phalanx they fight one on one or one v many
>>223227391Makes sense. Spartans only fucked young recruits in training. They wouldn’t be fucking while out in the field with their fellow warriors
Based moral of the story: kill ugly deformed retards because they have evil souls and will turn against you
>>223222761>sorry you can't fight with us because you would break the phalanx>spend 95% of the battle not using a phalanxcompletely ruined his entire argument
