What went so incredibly wrong?Does it get better?
>>223223112They got Yoda to do the tagline?
>>223223112Everything after 1 is dark faggy edgy shit. Only the first one is good.
>>223223112>What went so incredibly wrong?no Chris Columbusno Richard Harrisno wizard costumesneedless deviations from the bookplot holes galore
>>223223213them all wearing hoodies and jeans, while understandable to relate to the audience, was so fucking gay PUT ON THE WIZARD ROBES ASSHOLES
>>223223112Was this one before or after Emma got her tits?The answer to that question probably answers your question.
>>223223112the 3 is easily one of the best, you got filtered hard, motherfucker
>>223223258>while understandable to relate to the audiencenot even a good excuse. people can relate just fine to the characters dressed as wizards. that was just an excuse to make it hip, when all it does is make it banal
>>223223298ngl it's a nitpick but the scene where harry thinks lupin and sirious are talking about him when they are talking about peter was so fucking cringe that it ruined it for me especially since it's the big reveal
>>223223213>plot holes galoreThey don't even bother to explain how Lupin and Sirius know about the map. Biggest plot hole of the movie. Only those who read the book get it.
None of the movies are that good, even the Chris Columbus ones are just okay.
>>223223420I only rewatch the 4th one because it's funny and fun to watch despite being a shitty adaptation of arguably the best book in the series. I read them as a kid but was never a fan because I had already read Pratchett
>>223223416>Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs Purveyors of Aids to Magical Mischief Makers Are proud to present THE MARAUDER'S MAPWow i wonder who could they be
>>223223484>pratchett
>>223223514>Wow i wonder who could they bewonder all you want, the movie doesn't show you or tell you that central plot point
how did Voldemort rise to power when the other side had literal time travel?
>>223223112Do you jerk off with lube when you think about how heckin contrarian and #NotLikeOtherGuys™ you are? kys
>>223224052time travel is only for teenage girls anon
and what was with the fade to black circle transitions??
>>223223290Who would know that offhand?
>>223223112That's the only Harry Potter film worth watching.
>>223223112Columbus movies are the only good ones. Prisoner is third and it´s decent but it loses 3 points for grounding the wizarding world and making everything more mundane for the sake of making things approachable/ relatable and at least an extra point for focusing only on Harry and cutting pretty much everything related to the marauders. Not to mention Harris was just perfect as Dumbledore. I know his absence is nobody´s fault and discounting another point and making the movie a 5/10 would be cruel and inaccurate but the movie still suffers his loss. So yeah, 6/10 is probably about right, specially considering later movies. Movies 6, 7 and 8 don´t even adapt their respective books properly at all.
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>the carts are pulled by invisible horses>can be seen if you see someone die>harry doesnt see them until around movie five?
Why did Ron's brothers never question why the Marauders Map showed that Peter Pettigrew was sleeping with Ron every night?
>>223223112That's straight up the best one of the bunch. But I blame it for making all the sequels gloomy and color filtered.
>>223223420Shit take. The first three are good, the rest are not.
>>223224584There could be so many variations of this.>sex fairies you can only see if you had sex>edgy death ghosts you can only see if you killed someone>spicy fruit you can only see if you are white
>>223224630Why would they check the other boy's dorm rooms?
>>223223171You accidentally typed 1 instead of 2
>>223224433Where did the mom's eyes go?
>>223223112No clue. I only watched Harry Potter and the He Said Calmly.
the later books were too long to adapt to movie form. the first movie had soul because it was the whole book
>>223223290From what I remember, Order of the Phoenix is the answer.
>>223224765For surprise wizard sex. You know, give them the old petrificus totalis and then go to town on their chamber of secrets
>>223224630look, if it wasn't someone else it would be dumbledoor and they heard rumors of his appetites. better as lesser evil than that old gnarled gnob kneading ron's nest
>>223224833what a lovely middle-aged woman, is she one of the teachers?
>>223224763>tfw all the 7th years are going to the sex fairy lagoon for spring break but you can't go cause you're still a virgin
>>223223258such a spergy thing to get mad about
I also hate 3, I dont know why its glazed so much, the directing style is so different from the first 2you can tell they were like, okay we need to make this for the hot topic crowd im glad Goblet kind of returns to form but the series never captured the magic and wonder from the first 2 movies
>>223225720>wizards have to dress like muggles because...they just do
>>223223258They should have kept the robes during classes. Would have been fine if they wore muggle stuff in their free time. That's where most of the movie happened anyway.
>>223223130>not being familiar with ShakespeareRetard
>>223223112azkaban and half blood prince are 2 of the best ones
>>223225786Goblet is hands down the worst movie in the series.
>>223223258they removed the robes because of the connotations
>>223228176>necroTranny retard
>>223225657>pretend like you can see them
>>223228283>dumbledore casts virginium revelio on you>expels you for being a creep and breaking the rules
>>223223112why do people obsess about robes when the trio never had issues wearing normal clothes, plenty of examples in sorcerers stone, like the entire ending or the christmas sweaters etc
>>223224418I literally walked out of the theater after that scene
>>223223514>Purveyors of Aids to Magical Mischief MakersWatch out Fred and George! These men mean to pozz you!
>>223224052it's the closed loop kind of time travel
It's the best HP film but it doesn't work well as an adaptation because it fucks up the lore dump at the end of the movie.
>she's a strait A student a time travel device is fine in her hands
>>223228711you cant change anything, but its still the ultimate spying tool. a major part of the death eaters rise was no one in the ministry could tell who was a traitor or who was under a curse, but nothing stopped the ministry from time traveling and seeing exactly what went down
Hired a beaner who never read Harry Potter to direct
NothingIt's the closest thing to a film this slop has ever been and people with taste that matter also agree it's only good one
>>223228229Nah its fun
>>223228561>“Yes yes, well done Harry Ron and Hermione, well done indeed,” enthused Dumbledore, his eyes twinkling behind his half moon spectacles “you stretched your legs past all the challenges and saved the wizarding world…”>“…HOWEVER. You did so out of uniform and what’s worse, you did so in filthy mundane muggle fuck clothes! This ruined the aesthetics of the scene and robbed such an important moment of any sense of whimsy. There will therefore not only be no points for Gryffindor, but I have to take twenty away from each of you! Slytherin wins even worse than before.” >“You ruined my end of year feast plans, and you have made me do this.” remarked Dumbledore in a matter of fact fashion, holding Harry’s face firmly down in a flagon of pumpkin juice until he stopped fighting. The old wizard looked up sadly at the green emblems, tearing up thinking about what they represented.>“I had hoped a change of decoration would be in order, but this will have to do.” He lifted the limp corpse of the boy who lived no more over his head and tore it in half, showering the room with blood and entrails. But even the spattering of scarlet couldn’t lift the wizened old warlock’s spirits. It just wasn’t enough.>“Come here Ronald. It’s your turn now.” He said calmly.
Been watching 1 film per day and today was prisoner of azkaban. 1 had a special magical children's Christmas feel to it that's hard to beat. 2 was also great because it kept the same magic and wonder but was slightly darker. 3 was a huge change in feeling and direction, it was even darker, completely lost the magic of the school/world and instead gave us some teens running around in hoodies for the whole film with a filter that made everything look blue and cgi, like the twilight series. So far I would rank them 1>=2>3
>>223225720no, it's the most reasonable thing to get annoyed about. ruins the whole wizard vibe.
