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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw-5ZGapGTQ

Could you survive it, /tv/?
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do sperms whales even hunt at shallow depths a human could swim in?
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>>223225825
something something sperm something something your moms a whale something something i fucked her

idk anon i don't feel like figuring out the joke, just do it in your head
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>austin abrams will lead two big movies in a span of like a month
based
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Best vorekino in recent years?
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>>223225858
i'd rather not :(
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>>223225795
I didn't see a single woman, despite having a dogshit name and a really bad premise, I will watch it
>>223225825
>hunt
maybe not hunt but there is overlap in swimming depths. regardless, humans (or other objects bigger than their usual feed) can't pass through their esophagus
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>>223225825
no
much less a giant squid would wildly swim around at that depth
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>>223225795
yes I would just falcon punch his fartbox
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Sperm whales have powerful muscles in their first stomach that crush and smash their food into paste. Think of muscles the size of a car closing around you, then squishing you and grinding back and forth.

Nothing about this movie is possible
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>>223226254
also most spermwhales are not nearly big enough to smoothly swallow a man by accident
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>>223225795
Is this the most ridiculous premise to ever have a movie built around it?
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>there's gonna be hordes of people who will jerk off in theatres to this
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>>223226339
You mean religion?
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>>223226339
haven't watched it but I'm sure this wins
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>>223225795
Why would they show the best scene in the trailer
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>>223226403
The number of blind eyes they had to turn to make this movie lmao
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i could survive anything because i'm an alpha, not a pussy bitch libtard like you OP
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>>223226403
>>223226370

Kek
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>>223225795
I love how the inside of a Sperm Whale is conveniently glowing.
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>anti-whale propaganda
kikewood going all out huh
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>>223226403
IIRC Lupita Whatverongo was originally attached but actually did some research and noped out because they were glorifying a slave trader.
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>>223225878
>>austin abrams
yup early life



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